must have a heavy fixation on politics (doesn't matter if it's left- or right-wing but the other criteria make it more likely to be a left-winger or centrist)
must tirelessly make long-winded effortposts about politics, even to people who are clearly shitposting
a high proportion of said effortposts must contain solid reasoning and/or reliable sources; the argument must be at least somewhat compelling to someone who isn't a radical of some sort
must be able to continue fruitless arguments well after what would be the point of exhaustion for any commoner
must be hated by a lot of people and not care. A high fraction of said people must be considerably more unsufferable than the subject
must be well-known for frequent effortposting in /r/drama, bonus qualification to spmebody who is known for politics-related reason in external subreddits
There was some drama on dramacord, pizza was semi doxed, someone found something not really that big of a deal, a voting registry or something. pizza was then threatened with more doxing because he was being a bad boy.
pizza got very paranoid, nuked his history, and deleted his account.
The cockier someone is about their dox risk, the worse they seem to be at actually keeping their anonymous handles free of personally identifiable shit.
People absentmindedly share their other less anonymous accounts all the time, that's usually the weakest link in their infosec. Share Steam handle without thinking twice on a vidya subreddit -> steam handle shares name with other normie accounts -> some autist pages through your profile and is able to dox you when they find that comment.
As a Jared who works with and around seafood from my perspective as the owner of the legendary number one social security number
It's promise is power, omnipotence
Immortality, but at what cost?
One that is greater than any man can imagine
And heavier than any man can bare
No soul who has ever wore it's tattered grace
Has ever escaped the torment of it's infinite burden
Fairly sure this account is free of anything specifically identifiable, I pivoted to this fresh handle in the first place specifically so there would be no connections that would encourage self-censoring. I'd be kind of flattered if someone successfully dox'd me tbh. The absence of low hanging fruit in my history means for whatever reason I was important enough to them that they poured a fair amount of work and resources just to be able to send me a spooky PM.
yep same here. that and i don't have any social media accounts to speak of, and i don't even use my real name when signing up for anything. i have separate emails and never even give them out RL. if people ask i say i just don't have one.
people who get doxxed are fucking idiots basically.
Sup I’m an idiot. It’d be pretty easy to dox me. In fact, there was a website I saw linked in SRD/SRS/One of those other subs that was xposted that parses it all for you super quick.
I've gotten scary close to being doxxed...to the point where I considered giving out fake doxx to some trumptard who was threatening to report me to ICE under the suspicion of me being an illegal
Interesting I was talking to him on dramacord last night, and everyone was being cool. Well everyone was shitposting while he was serious posting. Must have happened later. Think he was feeling the fatigue of having your history scrutinized every time you make a post. He thought he could nuke his history, but was too autistic to realize that other place keep your history. When he figured that out he likely started fresh with a new account. Pizzashill reply with confirmation I’m correct.
Nice! Ya that’s why I wasn’t too butt hurt about my other acct being banned. It’s good to start fresh, people had combed through my old acct and found doxx stuff. All bc I was a mean t_donald user. Be careful what you post, when shit gets heated mayos on the left and right will come at you.
Over time people tend to provide little details about themselves that can be used to pinpoint who somebody is in many cases. And as somebody else mentioned, if you link an external account with a higher amount of personal info or use the same username/email/whatever in other places, it's not hard to figure out who somebody is.
/u/pizzashill looked over his shoulder as he opened the subreddit door. No one around. He took a deep shuddering breath and stepped inside, finding the kitchen immaculate, as always. SAC was waiting, standing at the counter, still wearing his fitted work slacks.
“Get undressed.” He said, already removing his drafting pencils. SAC was not a patient man. pizzashill gulped. His hands shook as he slid his Horde T-shirt off, trying hard not to think about what PoJoM would say. Or, god forbid, his KKK grand wizard mom. This was a sin. Adultery was a sin. Homosexual relations were a sin, and here he was, bending over for SAC three nights a week. pizzashill took off his shamanties, hanging them carefully over a kitchen stool next to his sick tee. SAC was tossing his clothes on the floor, already pulling his belt off.
To his shame, pizzashill felt himself grow hard at the sight of the other man with his belt in hand, already ready to teach pizzashill a lesson.
“Let’s move to the bedroom.” SAC said, not a suggestion at all.
pizzashill flushed, flustered as always by their interactions.
“Alright.” He stuttered.
SAC looked at him, hard. pizzashill felt like he was back on the front page pretending he had a girlfriend.
“Alright, what?” He demanded, flexing his hands.
pizzashill gulped, filled with lust and repulsion in equal measures.
“Alright, Mister AMOG,” he said quietly.
SAC made a sound of satisfaction, hand already down his silk boxers. pizzashill could see the fabric move as SAC touched himself. God help him, it was hot. SAC pulled him towards the bedroom, shoving him towards the Jobee king bed. pizzashill was used to the rough treatment by now, and only worked to pull an important rag closer. He pulled his lover’s belt off, tossing it to the ground. His hands froze on his zipper when SAC said, “Stop. First, you’re gonna listen to what I have planned for today. I’ve decided that when I’m given the PK flair, we’re not gonna do any of that worshipping the genuine sperging shit.”
pizzashill flinched. “I knew you weren’t a smart guy. You’re fooling the r/Drama illiterates.” He managed to say, cock hard.
SAC sneered. This was just how he liked it. As though he was dominating him on a front-page post on r/braincels.
“I’m very literate, I read all the time. I’d say I’m the most literate guy around.” He said, advancing towards pizzashill, his belt on the bed.
He pulled pizzashill to his feet by his sweaty upper arm, tugging his pants down with the other hand. SAC spun pizzashill around, so that his hands were on the bed, arms straight. SAC pressed against his back. His thick short hands snaked around to touch his dick.
“Actually managed to get hard? Maybe you really are a man. I doubt it though.” pizzashill closed his eyes at the sharp spike of shame and pleasure. He could feel SAC’s own erection digging into his backside, still trapped in the silken boxers. He pressed back against it, not caring if at that moment he was a loser whore. He didn’t even bother to stifle a whimper when SAC moved towards the bedside table. The former smugposter of r/Drama watched as SAC opened the drawer and took out lube, as well one of his ‘Archive Sites Are Real’ hats.
SAC put the baseball cap on, tossing the lube down on the bed next to the belt, which he grabbed. pizzashill shuddered when SAC returned and pulled down his white underwear. pizzashill yelped when the belt smacked his ass for the first time, hard enough to leave a mark.
“Yeah, scream for me like your whore internet girlfriend.” SAC told him.
“Don’t talk about PoJ-“ He started to defend her, but was cut off by another slap of the belt.
He groaned, breathing hard, tears pricking his eyes. One last spank, this one even harder than the others. pizzashill was so close to cumming it almost ached.
SAC put his hands on the waist band of his boxers, to impatient to give him more than a few spanks. He paused for a moment.
“It’s gonna be undeletable,” he said, pulling down his boxers to reveal his hard cock. He grabbed the lube off the bed, quickly, and not quite thoroughly, preparing pizzashill. He thrust into him, a fistful of pizzashill’s hair in his hand making pizzashill arch his back, and strain his throat.
“Yeah that’s just how I want you. Fuck. God I’d like to bend you over my W2.” SAC said, setting a quick and punishing pace. “I’d do it on VC too. Then everyone could hear how much of a loser you are. How much of a weak momma’s boy you are. How you’re not worthy of being a smugposter.”
pizzashill bit down on his bottom lip, not ready to climax yet. He tried to remember the brief amount of time he was a mod. Come on pizzashill, slow and steady would win this race. He tried to make himself last, but failed entirely when SAC groaned about his redneck mother in his ear. pizzashill came all over the white trash bedding, body slumping slightly. SAC paused for moment, readjusting their positions so that pizzashill was against the dresser next to the bed. The knobs dug into his hips as SAC orgasmed with a shout. He pulled out of pizzashill quickly, as always. SAC was not a man that lingered. The only thing either of them wore were their socks, and SAC’s archivists hat.
pizzashill collected his clothes quietly, not wanting to be touched, without looking at SAC. He padded to the bathroom silently, well aware the other man was raking his eyes down his nude body. The shower was high, and immaculate, and disgustingly efficient, like SAC himself. He started the shower, turning it to his preferred setting. All of this was routine by now. pizzashill climbed in when the water got hot, knowing he must have looked a sight. Belt marks on his backside, hair looking a mess, and cum filled. He began scrubbing his body of the filth of what he had done, not even really noticing when the crying started. He stifled his sobs with the palm of his hand, not wanting SAC to hear and know that he had beaten pizzashill, yet again.
Twenty minutes later he stepped out, drying himself carefully and getting dressed. When he opened the bathroom door, his user history felt empty. They only used it for sex, and SAC was a busy man. He was busy having a job, pizzashill reminded himself needlessly. As if he could forget.
He retrieved his sweet T-shirt as he left, pulling it on before opening the front door. pizzashill locked the door behind him, and walked down the hall towards the elevators. He was headed to Battle.net for the night.
I'm literally shaking and crying right now. This can't be happening. This sub will never be the same without /u/pizzashill and his idiotic comments. I’m so distressed I don’t know what to do. Whenever I would see his flair in a thread I knew I was going to have fun. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so fucked.
Lol. And he was so confident that none of this shit mattered in real life. But now he's quickly covering his tracks to the best of his abilities. Goodnight sweet prince.
He asked to be docked, got docked real good. One of the tards found his voter registration. Turns out he was a FloridaBoy as we all suspected. He then pissed his pants and tried to delete his history.
This is a travesty. Who else will be as willing to go twenty rounds non-stop with moronic MDEgenerates and commies? I fear that the Radical Center doesn't may not have the necessary levels of weaponized autism to effectively combat the partisan hordes.
We must all pledge to do our part to waste the time of serious posting retards from the reaches of the horseshoe. Pizzashill - your efforts will not be forgotten.
I deleted my post history because I didn't want to take any chances and I'd hate to have to do something stupid and hunt someone down in some rage fueled revenge spree.
I don't need prison.
I await the day I see pizzashill's mass shooting on Wikipedia.
Pizzashill, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.
162 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-27
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 TransexualWiener 2018-08-27
And that's why he's dead....
1 Delkseypoo 2018-08-27
f
1 A_Fuck_Of_Seagulls 2018-08-27
F
1 subpoutine 2018-08-27
So who gets the dank PK flair now?
1 Honk4Tits 2018-08-27
Sac_Lawn_Gnome pls
1 imnotagayboy 2018-08-27
Hear hear
1 Greatpointbut 2018-08-27
There there.
1 subpoutine 2018-08-27
☝️🤞🤟🖖🤚
1 HebrewHeadwear 2018-08-27
This tbh
1 ComedicPause 2018-08-27
The most damaged gamer on r/drama
1 snallygaster 2018-08-27
Somebody new must take up the helm. The flair is earned, not given.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-27
Its earned by being a left wing sperg?
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-08-27
Insulting to the legacy of Pizzashill. Insulting to neoliberal centrists. And insulting to people who actually identify as left wing.
Most impressive.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-08-27
U forgot insulting 2 assburgers
1 willy69wanker 2018-08-27
I'm the best left wing sperg on dramacord plus I deserve to be genocided.
/u/mircy can confirm
1 Mircy 2018-08-27
Can confirm
1 snallygaster 2018-08-27
The criteria:
1 Plexipus 2018-08-27
Pizzashill got rinsed hardcore though
1 snallygaster 2018-08-27
Hence why he had to give up the crown.
1 high_side 2018-08-27
/u/PizzaShill2
1 willy69wanker 2018-08-27
me
1 le_epic_xd 2018-08-27
RIP
1 high_side 2018-08-27
Thoughts
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-27
Prayers
1 pizzasjizzspill 2018-08-27
😭😭😭😭😭 DADDY, NO!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
1 Baconlightning 2018-08-27
His flair was a bamboozle
1 Assy-McGee 2018-08-27
Status: rinsed
1 imnotagayboy 2018-08-27
What's even going on. Is someone autistic enough to write a comprehensive post of what happened really not online yet?
1 Honk4Tits 2018-08-27
almost everyone involved with the drama is in this thread right now. It's better to keep it cryptic and let speculations fly.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-27
I'm not Autistic enough too, sorry. 😢
1 TransexualWiener 2018-08-27
There was some drama on dramacord, pizza was semi doxed, someone found something not really that big of a deal, a voting registry or something. pizza was then threatened with more doxing because he was being a bad boy.
pizza got very paranoid, nuked his history, and deleted his account.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-08-27
The cockier someone is about their dox risk, the worse they seem to be at actually keeping their anonymous handles free of personally identifiable shit.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-08-27
or just don't be an asshole
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-08-27
Might as well lurk at that point tbqhwyf.
1 cavides 2018-08-27
Pffff. What's the point of being on the internet if you had to be a decent person?
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-08-27
This but completely unironically
1 Mikeavelli 2018-08-27
I assumed cavides was also being unironic.
1 CordialCalamity 2018-08-27
no
1 STOP-STABBING-ME 2018-08-27
Lol, fuck you punks, I do what I want.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-27
how hard is it to not post your name, occupation, and social security number?
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-08-27
People absentmindedly share their other less anonymous accounts all the time, that's usually the weakest link in their infosec. Share Steam handle without thinking twice on a vidya subreddit -> steam handle shares name with other normie accounts -> some autist pages through your profile and is able to dox you when they find that comment.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-27
so playing vidya was the big mistake, I knew it all along
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-08-27
Vidya junkies deserve such things and worse, inshallah.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-08-27
Gamers are worse than insects, death is too good for them.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-27
As a Jared who works with and around seafood from my perspective as the owner of the legendary number one social security number It's promise is power, omnipotence
Immortality, but at what cost?
One that is greater than any man can imagine
And heavier than any man can bare
No soul who has ever wore it's tattered grace
Has ever escaped the torment of it's infinite burden
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
1 Matthew94 2018-08-27
out
1 Mabans 2018-08-27
How people know where all that brilliance comes from?
1 d-amazo 2018-08-27
i'm 100% sure that i can't be doxxed.
if only because i'm a person of so little substance that i couldn't leave a trail if i tried.
can't be doxxed if you have no life. thinking
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-08-27
Fairly sure this account is free of anything specifically identifiable, I pivoted to this fresh handle in the first place specifically so there would be no connections that would encourage self-censoring. I'd be kind of flattered if someone successfully dox'd me tbh. The absence of low hanging fruit in my history means for whatever reason I was important enough to them that they poured a fair amount of work and resources just to be able to send me a spooky PM.
1 d-amazo 2018-08-27
yep same here. that and i don't have any social media accounts to speak of, and i don't even use my real name when signing up for anything. i have separate emails and never even give them out RL. if people ask i say i just don't have one.
people who get doxxed are fucking idiots basically.
1 Wimzer 2018-08-27
Sup I’m an idiot. It’d be pretty easy to dox me. In fact, there was a website I saw linked in SRD/SRS/One of those other subs that was xposted that parses it all for you super quick.
1 willy69wanker 2018-08-27
I've gotten scary close to being doxxed...to the point where I considered giving out fake doxx to some trumptard who was threatening to report me to ICE under the suspicion of me being an illegal
1 PureGold07 2018-08-27
And that's why I keep myself very anonymous. You can't find out shit about me, besides knowing what state I live in.
lol bunch of fucking cucks getting doxxed.
1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-08-27
Discord was a mistake.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-08-27
Discord - Home of Transexuals and overly sensitive Jews.
1 normie_girl 2018-08-27
What did you mean by this? I'm literally crying rn
1 imissyouseattle 2018-08-27
Discord - Home of Transexuals and overly sensitive Jews.
1 normie_girl 2018-08-27
I can't believe you would say this.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-08-27
Do it for Ru Paul
1 normie_girl 2018-08-27
This is the dawning of the age of aquaria
1 Fletch71011 2018-08-27
He posted a picture of himself several times and now he's worried about doxxing?
1 froibo 2018-08-27
I warned him.
~pizzashill
1 imissyouseattle 2018-08-27
Ok now this is epic 😎
1 kippot 2018-08-27
lmao the fucking hubris
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-27
Interesting I was talking to him on dramacord last night, and everyone was being cool. Well everyone was shitposting while he was serious posting. Must have happened later. Think he was feeling the fatigue of having your history scrutinized every time you make a post. He thought he could nuke his history, but was too autistic to realize that other place keep your history. When he figured that out he likely started fresh with a new account. Pizzashill reply with confirmation I’m correct.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-08-27
Pizzashill seriousposting is r/Drama canon by now, you can't hide that shut
1 llihsazzip 2018-08-27
You are correct.
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-27
Nice! Ya that’s why I wasn’t too butt hurt about my other acct being banned. It’s good to start fresh, people had combed through my old acct and found doxx stuff. All bc I was a mean t_donald user. Be careful what you post, when shit gets heated mayos on the left and right will come at you.
1 Wasserkopp 2018-08-27
What would've been the point of that?
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-27
Crazy mayos on Reddit will comb through your history to doxx when you best them or even simply disagree with them.
1 Wasserkopp 2018-08-27
Nah I didn't get the connection from "realized his nuked stuff was archived" to "created new fresh account".
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-27
Most people he talks to aren’t gonna know his old handle. I’m thinking about making another one here soon. Gotta be safe
1 Wasserkopp 2018-08-27
Ah, ok I see.
1 broden 2018-08-27
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9ap3s2/the_discord_log_of_the_pizzashill_doxing_this_is/
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-27
He bragged about being undoxable in the discord and asked peopl to try and dox him, someone succeeded.
1 imnotagayboy 2018-08-27
Hahahahaha
1 snallygaster 2018-08-27
Over time people tend to provide little details about themselves that can be used to pinpoint who somebody is in many cases. And as somebody else mentioned, if you link an external account with a higher amount of personal info or use the same username/email/whatever in other places, it's not hard to figure out who somebody is.
1 imnotagayboy 2018-08-27
I don't understand why he would brag about being undoxable if he'd done any of that. Was he just lying and/or retarded?
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-27
The latter, in his case; the retard even posted face pics here.
1 imnotagayboy 2018-08-27
Shit I posted a picture of my toes once. Am I next?
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-27
I've posted dick and ass pics on the discord, am I next?
1 willy69wanker 2018-08-27
I've posted my cat in the discord. Am I next?
1 _Man_Dog_ 2018-08-27
Don’t worry, no one’s seen it irl before
1 kippot 2018-08-27
a bit of both i think
1 carpanzzaro 2018-08-27
How do I listen in on your guys discord? I'm a nice guy, I have things to add
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-27
It's in the sidebar.
1 KittehDragoon 2018-08-27
What are you gonna do, stab me?
1 broden 2018-08-27
deletecucks smdh
1 normie_girl 2018-08-27
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WERE THERE
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-08-27
O7
1 LightUmbra 2018-08-27
He merged with ed
1 cmakk1012 2018-08-27
Ed stopped using that alt, you mean
1 high_side 2018-08-27
👉👌?
1 LightUmbra 2018-08-27
( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 high_side 2018-08-27
Whoa dude, your eye.
1 menvaren 2018-08-27
He was our silvertongue. God bless.
1 shaneoffline 2018-08-27
Why do we always kill what we love?
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-27
1 Mikeavelli 2018-08-27
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1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-08-27
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1 SJCards 2018-08-27
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1 willy69wanker 2018-08-27
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1 subpoutine 2018-08-27
/u/pizzashill looked over his shoulder as he opened the subreddit door. No one around. He took a deep shuddering breath and stepped inside, finding the kitchen immaculate, as always. SAC was waiting, standing at the counter, still wearing his fitted work slacks.
“Get undressed.” He said, already removing his drafting pencils. SAC was not a patient man. pizzashill gulped. His hands shook as he slid his Horde T-shirt off, trying hard not to think about what PoJoM would say. Or, god forbid, his KKK grand wizard mom. This was a sin. Adultery was a sin. Homosexual relations were a sin, and here he was, bending over for SAC three nights a week. pizzashill took off his shamanties, hanging them carefully over a kitchen stool next to his sick tee. SAC was tossing his clothes on the floor, already pulling his belt off.
To his shame, pizzashill felt himself grow hard at the sight of the other man with his belt in hand, already ready to teach pizzashill a lesson.
“Let’s move to the bedroom.” SAC said, not a suggestion at all.
pizzashill flushed, flustered as always by their interactions.
“Alright.” He stuttered.
SAC looked at him, hard. pizzashill felt like he was back on the front page pretending he had a girlfriend.
“Alright, what?” He demanded, flexing his hands.
pizzashill gulped, filled with lust and repulsion in equal measures.
“Alright, Mister AMOG,” he said quietly. SAC made a sound of satisfaction, hand already down his silk boxers. pizzashill could see the fabric move as SAC touched himself. God help him, it was hot. SAC pulled him towards the bedroom, shoving him towards the Jobee king bed. pizzashill was used to the rough treatment by now, and only worked to pull an important rag closer. He pulled his lover’s belt off, tossing it to the ground. His hands froze on his zipper when SAC said, “Stop. First, you’re gonna listen to what I have planned for today. I’ve decided that when I’m given the PK flair, we’re not gonna do any of that worshipping the genuine sperging shit.”
pizzashill flinched. “I knew you weren’t a smart guy. You’re fooling the r/Drama illiterates.” He managed to say, cock hard. SAC sneered. This was just how he liked it. As though he was dominating him on a front-page post on r/braincels.
“I’m very literate, I read all the time. I’d say I’m the most literate guy around.” He said, advancing towards pizzashill, his belt on the bed.
He pulled pizzashill to his feet by his sweaty upper arm, tugging his pants down with the other hand. SAC spun pizzashill around, so that his hands were on the bed, arms straight. SAC pressed against his back. His thick short hands snaked around to touch his dick.
“Actually managed to get hard? Maybe you really are a man. I doubt it though.” pizzashill closed his eyes at the sharp spike of shame and pleasure. He could feel SAC’s own erection digging into his backside, still trapped in the silken boxers. He pressed back against it, not caring if at that moment he was a loser whore. He didn’t even bother to stifle a whimper when SAC moved towards the bedside table. The former smugposter of r/Drama watched as SAC opened the drawer and took out lube, as well one of his ‘Archive Sites Are Real’ hats.
SAC put the baseball cap on, tossing the lube down on the bed next to the belt, which he grabbed. pizzashill shuddered when SAC returned and pulled down his white underwear. pizzashill yelped when the belt smacked his ass for the first time, hard enough to leave a mark.
“Yeah, scream for me like your whore internet girlfriend.” SAC told him.
“Don’t talk about PoJ-“ He started to defend her, but was cut off by another slap of the belt.
He groaned, breathing hard, tears pricking his eyes. One last spank, this one even harder than the others. pizzashill was so close to cumming it almost ached. SAC put his hands on the waist band of his boxers, to impatient to give him more than a few spanks. He paused for a moment.
“It’s gonna be undeletable,” he said, pulling down his boxers to reveal his hard cock. He grabbed the lube off the bed, quickly, and not quite thoroughly, preparing pizzashill. He thrust into him, a fistful of pizzashill’s hair in his hand making pizzashill arch his back, and strain his throat.
“Yeah that’s just how I want you. Fuck. God I’d like to bend you over my W2.” SAC said, setting a quick and punishing pace. “I’d do it on VC too. Then everyone could hear how much of a loser you are. How much of a weak momma’s boy you are. How you’re not worthy of being a smugposter.”
pizzashill bit down on his bottom lip, not ready to climax yet. He tried to remember the brief amount of time he was a mod. Come on pizzashill, slow and steady would win this race. He tried to make himself last, but failed entirely when SAC groaned about his redneck mother in his ear. pizzashill came all over the white trash bedding, body slumping slightly. SAC paused for moment, readjusting their positions so that pizzashill was against the dresser next to the bed. The knobs dug into his hips as SAC orgasmed with a shout. He pulled out of pizzashill quickly, as always. SAC was not a man that lingered. The only thing either of them wore were their socks, and SAC’s archivists hat.
pizzashill collected his clothes quietly, not wanting to be touched, without looking at SAC. He padded to the bathroom silently, well aware the other man was raking his eyes down his nude body. The shower was high, and immaculate, and disgustingly efficient, like SAC himself. He started the shower, turning it to his preferred setting. All of this was routine by now. pizzashill climbed in when the water got hot, knowing he must have looked a sight. Belt marks on his backside, hair looking a mess, and cum filled. He began scrubbing his body of the filth of what he had done, not even really noticing when the crying started. He stifled his sobs with the palm of his hand, not wanting SAC to hear and know that he had beaten pizzashill, yet again.
Twenty minutes later he stepped out, drying himself carefully and getting dressed. When he opened the bathroom door, his user history felt empty. They only used it for sex, and SAC was a busy man. He was busy having a job, pizzashill reminded himself needlessly. As if he could forget.
He retrieved his sweet T-shirt as he left, pulling it on before opening the front door. pizzashill locked the door behind him, and walked down the hall towards the elevators. He was headed to Battle.net for the night.
1 LongPostBot 2018-08-27
Posts like this is why I do Heroine.
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1 gravely_offended 2018-08-27
Posts like this are, robofag
1 lickedTators 2018-08-27
Keep going daddy
1 HebrewHeadwear 2018-08-27
I would like a nice bottle of Chianti to go with this
1 PlvGdm 2018-08-27
Why'd you stop? I want Chapter 2 now!
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-27
It’s like poetry.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-08-27
I cut myself to this
1 A_Fuck_Of_Seagulls 2018-08-27
Sploosh
1 UniverseInH 2018-08-27
I'm literally shaking and crying right now. This can't be happening. This sub will never be the same without /u/pizzashill and his idiotic comments. I’m so distressed I don’t know what to do. Whenever I would see his flair in a thread I knew I was going to have fun. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so fucked.
1 cmakk1012 2018-08-27
First McCain and now this, why do the good die young 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
1 shitpersonality 2018-08-27
Rule of 3's
1 snallygaster 2018-08-27
W-who's number three? 😥
1 A_Fuck_Of_Seagulls 2018-08-27
Oh fuck anyone seen Ed?
1 willy69wanker 2018-08-27
He hasn't posted in a week now...baneed?
1 the_psycho_watch 2018-08-27
Lol. And he was so confident that none of this shit mattered in real life. But now he's quickly covering his tracks to the best of his abilities. Goodnight sweet prince.
1 hwerste 2018-08-27
OMG, how could this happen?
1 Hydrium 2018-08-27
Real men post to drama on their mains.
1 DownVoteGuru 2018-08-27
"Are you shitposting on reddit?"
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-08-27
"Who can say where the road goes Where the day flows, only time And who can say if your love grows As your heart chose, only time…"
1 ItsMaybeOkToBeWhite 2018-08-27
F
1 bravergrain 2018-08-27
He was the smartest poster on this sub, he will be missed.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-08-27
He killed a teenage girl in 90s.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-27
There is absolutely no evidence u/pizzashill RAPED and KILLED a girl in 1990.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-08-27
Tbh I could actually see Glenn Beck doing that. He's the type
1 MooseHeckler 2018-08-27
You can't explain that.
1 willy69wanker 2018-08-27
That's /u/onitan
1 MooseHeckler 2018-08-27
Is it?:)
1 Lysis10 2018-08-27
His McDonald’s job was threatened. God bless him
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-27
He wouldn’t be embarrassed about his acct if he didn’t spread his MGTOW crap everywhere🤷🏿♂️
F
1 shallowm 2018-08-27
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Getting Fired Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Job Like Nigga Be A NEET Haha
1 FolkLoki 2018-08-27
Who’s going to be the effortposter now?
1 shitpersonality 2018-08-27
IF YOUR OPSEC IS POOR, DELETE YOURSELF.
1 Yiin 2018-08-27
It's just good advice.
1 shitpersonality 2018-08-27
I AM NOT PIZZASHILL I SWEAR
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-27
Where were you when /r/drama booly pizzashill to death?
1 HaulOfChina 2018-08-27
They say the brightest stars burn the quickest but are the most beautiful. RIP 😢
1 32624647 2018-08-27
This sub can't survive without pizzashill's retarded posts, someone needs to step up and take his mantle.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-08-27
Rest in Pizza
1 jacopo121 2018-08-27
What? explain plz
1 Greatpointbut 2018-08-27
He asked to be docked, got docked real good. One of the tards found his voter registration. Turns out he was a FloridaBoy as we all suspected. He then pissed his pants and tried to delete his history.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-08-27
This is a travesty. Who else will be as willing to go twenty rounds non-stop with moronic MDEgenerates and commies? I fear that the Radical Center doesn't may not have the necessary levels of weaponized autism to effectively combat the partisan hordes.
We must all pledge to do our part to waste the time of serious posting retards from the reaches of the horseshoe. Pizzashill - your efforts will not be forgotten.
1 snallygaster 2018-08-27
He really did do the job that nobody else had the time or stamina to do. And for that he will be sorely missed.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-27
He'll be back soon, he literally deleted his account for no foreseeable reason.
1 high_side 2018-08-27
10/10 eulogy
1 kippot 2018-08-27
hear hear
1 automatic_cluck 2018-08-27
😭7 😭7 😭7 😭7 😭7 Goodnight, salty prince.
1 libelecsBlackWolf 2018-08-27
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
1 high_side 2018-08-27
Or die a villain.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27
lmao @ this pizza pussy
1 MightiestEwok 2018-08-27
RIP low-budget Elliot Rodgers.
1 InternalCartographer 2018-08-27
sad day
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-08-27
Looks like pizza got a little upset over a madden tournament.
1 shallowm 2018-08-27
One of his last words:
I await the day I see pizzashill's mass shooting on Wikipedia.
1 high_side 2018-08-27
His death was faked so he could stand secret trial in /r/KarmaCourt for warcrimes.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-08-27
Oh well. I'm sure he has other shitpost accounts that we don't know about.
1 snittolo 2018-08-27
RIP
1 30_Year_old_boomer- 2018-08-27
He was too woke to last ;_;
1 asymmetrical_warfare 2018-08-27
How long before we see u/pizzashiller here?
1 shitpersonality 2018-08-27
Pizzashill, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-08-27
I will remember you, will you remember me?
1 Homer00025 2018-08-27
When he returns in three days you will finally realize it was HIM all along. Repent!
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-08-27
"u/pizzashill is dead! He's gone! but he's right there on my back, and here, in my heart! HE LIVES ON AS A PART OF ME!
If you're gonna agendapost, agendapost to the heavens! No matter what's in my way, I won't stop! Once I've pissed off the Drumpftards, it means I won!
Just who the hell do you think I am? I'm /u/Ed_ButteredToast, I'm not pizzashill, I'M ME! ED THE MOMMY LOVER!!
...FINISHING MOVE....
YOU-WERE-PUT-DOWN, IN-THE-FUTURE-PLEASE-REFRAIN-FROM-DISCUSSING-SUBJECTS-YOU-HAVE-NO-EDUCATION-IN-BREAKKKKKAAAAAA!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySY7HWYDyZQ
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-08-27
Thats what happens when you insult animal friends pics...bitch.
1 A_Fuck_Of_Seagulls 2018-08-27
YOU REALLY BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLL! 😭😭😭
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-08-27
women won