I shall dedicate this cute platy to our fallen brother and resident retard u/Pizzashill. Gone but not forgotten (unfortunately).

224  2018-08-27 by le_epic_xd

59 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-08-27

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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1  rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-27

It’s ok, he will make a newfag alt and come back to the fold.

And he’ll be recognized and doxxed again.

For the record everyone, I go by Alex. But that is NOT my real name.

1  snappleteadrink 2018-08-27

His real name was Alexander

1  broden 2018-08-27

I read this as

It’s ok, he will make a newfag alt and come back to the foid.

1  froibo 2018-08-27

Is there a drama hall of fame page? If there isn't one should be made in his honor.

1  le_epic_xd 2018-08-27

I second this. Mods should make a wall of fame for the biggest lolcows of this sub's history

1  cmakk1012 2018-08-27

How else can we commemorate jewdank?

1  le_epic_xd 2018-08-27

Maybe by busting a nut

1  rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-27

Hard pass.

1  EarnestNoMeta 2018-08-27

that's a no from me dawg

1  GayLordMcMuffins 2018-08-27

that's a yikes from me fam

1  broden 2018-08-27

"Hard pass."

"that's a no from me dawg"

The absolute state of intellectual honesty on /r/drama

1  HaulOfChina 2018-08-27

Make one for kaaaalaa and noodles as well. I see theur named dropped frequently, but I still don't know what they did dispite asking for info >:(

1  d-amazo 2018-08-27

noodles did something like making a video of himself wearing a dog collar and making arf arf noises i think.

kaaalaaaa was apparently some kind of turbo-autist bordering on the dangerous. that's about all i remember from those times.

1  riemann1413 2018-08-27

smDh newfriends

1  d-amazo 2018-08-27

i was but a mere lurker during these times. i don't think i even had a reddit account then.

1  riemann1413 2018-08-27

reeee newfriends

1  d-amazo 2018-08-27

i'll take that over having intimate knowledge of r/drama regulars

1  riemann1413 2018-08-27

but you already have intimate knowledge of them, you're just worse at it

1  d-amazo 2018-08-27

that just means that i don't

so no u

1  riemann1413 2018-08-27

gottem

1  DramaticSpecial 2018-08-27

making a video of himself wearing a dog collar and making arf arf noises i think.

while jerking off, very important detail

1  Pablopubes 2018-08-27

Noodles was so much more than just that video. He was (/is based on some newer stuff I’ve heard) a total train wreck.

1  palerthanrice 2018-08-27

By getting a bunch of awful tattoos.

1  SJCards 2018-08-27

Don't forget the beta orbiter to photoshop them out.

1  alamozony 2018-08-27

What happened to him???

​

Did he kill himself?

1  froibo 2018-08-27

F

1  alamozony 2018-08-27

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WNIPqafd4As

1  wwaalleess 2018-08-27

nice duck

1  Momruepari 2018-08-27

F

1  PressFBot 2018-08-27

F

1  DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-08-27

F

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

E

1  high_side 2018-08-27

M

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

Q

1  Momruepari 2018-08-27

predict3d this

1  imissyouseattle 2018-08-27

F

1  reallyrunningnow 2018-08-27

💟💟💟

1  DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-08-27

Pizzashill, please don't go all "This is America" on us.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

DUDE PLATY LMAO

1  A7thStone 2018-08-27

nice trips

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

DUDE PLATY LMAO

1  Wasserkopp 2018-08-27

Platybussy

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1  A7thStone 2018-08-27

tryhard

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

DUDE PLATY LMAO

1  le_epic_xd 2018-08-27

Did a platypus rape your mother?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

Are you mad at me? I'm so sorry 😔

1  le_epic_xd 2018-08-27

No, you're simply worrying me more than the usual. Is everything ok? Did someone hurt you?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

DUDE PLATY LMAO

1  WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-27

Oof

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

Ouch

1  SJCards 2018-08-27

DUDE PLATY LMAO

YIKES

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-27

DUDE NO U LMAO

1  WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-27

Owie

1  aliceunknown 2018-08-27

He ran out of Thorazine. :(

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-08-27

"Dies from cuteness"

1  carpanzzaro 2018-08-27

Nah they are cute. I seen watched one in the wild once, it was honestly one of the most coolest thing I've ever seen.

1  arandomloser21 2018-08-27

Another one bites the dust. 😭😭😭

1  razzmataz 2018-08-27

Is it a male? You know, they have a venom barb on each of their front legs/paws.

1  AlwaysFeral 2018-08-27

Wait what happened to Pizzashill?

1  le_epic_xd 2018-08-27

He wiped his history clear and then deleted his account after putting some personal info inadvertently our. What a tool lol

1  AlwaysFeral 2018-08-27

Hahaha that's fuckin' great.

What am I missing with the platypus stuff, though?

1  le_epic_xd 2018-08-27

Not that much, I simply like platypi