Sloorp

47  2018-08-27 by le_epic_xd

18 comments

Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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Do you want one as a pet?

Maybe

Ok, Iโ€™ll send you a tent instead and you can watch in the wild.

No need to worry, I'm always prepared for wildlife spotting. But thanks for the offer anyway!

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The males are extremely venomous ... no cure. Dont try doing this in the wild.

Thatโ€™s been my experience with males in the wild also.

They dont do much

Youโ€™d be tickled pink just watching them.

Political flair

Does this make the platypus the symbol of the Radical Centrist party?

Yep. Platypi are perfectly balanced between bird, mammal and reptiles. Truly nature's biggest example of radical centrism in action

/ouranimal/

Perfect.

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Don't those things have a poison barb on their tail?

only the males. And you can clip them.

Also, how radical is that, huh? Not only are they mammals with beaks that lay eggs, but they're also poisonous! How many other mammals do you know that are poisonous, huh? Koalas are mildly toxic due to their diet I think, as are some Bush Babies... and that's about it, as far as I know.

The koala is an arboreal herbivorous marsupial native to Australia. There is a myth that Koalas sleep a lot because they โ€˜get drunkโ€™ on gumleaves. Fortunately, this is not correct! Most of their time is spent sleeping because it requires a lot of energy to digest their toxic, fibrous, low-nutrition diet and sleeping is the best way to conserve energy.

I'm just a bot telling facts about nature.

Don't they all have STDS tho

Aren't komodo dragons poisonous? Or just do they just have hella dirt mouth?

Theyโ€™re a reptile, not a mammal.

I mean, I want one, but can they survive on our upside part of the planet? I also read that louis pastor invented milk using their nipples. God bless.

Good dog