The only thing melting down is your ability to influence this Sub in any way other than making them all hate you unanimously because of how much of a faggot you are 😂😂😂😂😂

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You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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This dude looks like Wil Wheaton but with drugs.

The neck tattoo is the real tip-off.

Certainly far more likable

Wow, behind celebrity ODs there's some idiot wearing coloured leopard print. I guess this is what rich drug dealers look like.

I always assumed those who were rich enough had doctors who they could get to write whatever scripts they wanted.

Are you implying that he is not a doctor?

TMZ is really out here getting the most relevant interviews with some of the hottest celebrities

Is this ironic?

The only thing that’s put her in the headlines for a WHILE is fucking overdosing on heroin lmao

huge parts of the article are blatant sarcasm so I would say yes

“She texted me at 4 o’clock in the morning, um, because she’s a girl and she wanted to kick it, I mean why else does any other girl text another guy at 4 o’clock in the morning to come over?”

Tbh, if I have to choose between waking up, seeing if my family has done anything that's going to involve a trip to bail someone out or the hospital, and then going to the gym OR having drug-fueled sex with Demi Lovato... I'm going with Door #2.

yeah same tbh