You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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How is being a weird nerd virgin a bad thing?!

Well, I mean, you end up modding SRD for starters.

It's disgusting how they degrades themselves tbh

At this point in my life, self-depreciation has become sort of a pastime

r u tryna flirt?

Why? are you?

Only if you understand that when the revolution comes, all SRDines get the can

Tin or aluminum?

What am I made out of money? Tin

Don't lie, you looked up local prices and THEN global stock.

I put more effort into researching this than I'd like to admit

I know. :)

Or they play pokemon as an adult.

How is being a weird nerd virgin a bad thing?!

I unironically, literally cannot even. If one has to ask . . . .

I'm not saying that everybody who's into Pokemon is a weird nerd virgin, but most of the weird nerd virgins I know are into Pokemon.

It's gamers in general though. It doesn't matter if they play digital pet fighting games or regular people fighting games.

It’s days like this when I wish we could still ping people to tell them they should consider the one truly serious philosophical problem

The jewish question?

To be, or not to be, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep

No more; and by a sleep, to say we end

the heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks

that Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation

devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,

for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,

when we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

must give us pause. There's the respect

that makes Calamity of so long life:

For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,

the Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,

the pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay,

the insolence of Office, and the spurns

that patient merit of the unworthy takes,

when he himself might his Quietus make

with a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear,

to grunt and sweat under a weary life,

but that the dread of something after death,

the undiscovered country, from whose bourn

no traveller returns, puzzles the will,

and makes us rather bear those ills we have,

than fly to others that we know not of.

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,

and thus the native hue of Resolution

Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,

And enterprises of great pitch and moment,

with this regard their Currents turn awry,

And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,

The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons

Be all my sins remember'd.

No joke I did this soliloquy for a talent show in my youth... It went okay

/u/justcool393, how about we bring back pings, but make it so you can only write a username and a Shakespeare quote?

we would prolly find a Shakespeare quote that would be essentially "kill yourself" in about 3 seconds.

doubt the admins would pleased with whatever "kill thyself" shit we come up with.

Pull a Romeo. Kinda just there tbh

Not knowing the bard smgdh

"Smoke dank nugs, thy bigger faggot." - Othello

The old bans would still apply of course.

The quote at the top of this thread is pretty much that already

I like to go on /r/all and hit next a bunch to see what people are jerking off to. Well one was a drawing of a female lead pokemon character, who is obviously underage and they're all jerking off to it and shit.

🤢🤢🤢

Link to that plz. Is she a redhead?

based

Which girl was it?

Shit, I forgot about that thread.

I'm a weird virgin

I'm a weird non-virgin

This is not surprising.

SubredditDrama waited. The lights above SRD's basement blinked and sparked out of the air. There were neckbeards on the site. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Metaredit were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

SRD was a nerd weirdo for fourteen years. When he was young he watched Pokemon and he said to dad "I want to be a Pokemon master daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BECOME A NECKBEARD"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the subreddits of Reddit he knew there were neckbeards.

"This is Metaredit" the radio crackered. "You must fight the neckbeards!"

So SRD gotted his cmoputer and posted a link.

"HE GOING TO MOCK US" said the neckbeards

"I will harass at him" said the white male gamer and he wrote flaming comments. SRD brigaded at him and tried to blew his karma up. But then the banhammer fell and they were suspended and not able to post.

"No! I must mock the neckbeards" SRD shouted

The radio said "No, SRD. You are the neckbeards"

And then SRD was a virgin.

Day of the can when

I feel like everyone growing up at that time has a gen they skipped because of this. For me it was RSE and I have no regrets they don't live up to the hype.

Smdh

Jesus christ.

They are complimenting B/W too. I'm about to kms from embarrassment.

X and y were the first one I never died in

Well I guess we know the limits of that sub's skills

I too remember playing Pokemon, however I was 7 to 12 back then, you know in the actual target demographic.

These people never grew out of Pokemon, Harry Potter, and all that shit. Sad.

You're a disgusting weeb though. 😶

Weeb?

no, I just watch anime occasionally

Disgusting?

No, I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise regime. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

Is that a direct quote from American Psycho?

Are they going to make a movie about you called American Pedo?

Well that'd be a bad attempt at a biopic considering I'm neither American nor a pedo.

Sorry, Europoor Ephebophile didn't have the same ring.

We don't even have a term for "ephebophilia" here, it's just called being normal, lmao

Yeah now you only pretend to play Pokémon in order to lure children into your rape dungeon.

I challenge nerdy girls to Gen 3 OU battles. Beating kids at vidya is one of the simple pleasures in life.

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I mean I'm a weird nerd virgin, but that's not pokemon's fault.

Checkmate libtards.

The NBA subreddit is full of 12 year olds anyway