Dr. Lobster claims he didn't sleep for 25 days straight because he drank apple cider in the middle of his all meat diet. You cant make this shit up
246 2018-08-29 by random_bullshit_blah
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/08/the-peterson-family-meat-cleanse/567613/
Rogan also clarified that though he is also not an expert, he is fascinated by the fact that he hasn’t heard any negative stories about people who have started the all-meat diet.
“Well, I have a negative story,” said Peterson. “Both Mikhaila and I noticed that when we restricted our diet and then ate something we weren’t supposed to, the reaction was absolutely catastrophic.” He gives the example of having had some apple cider and subsequently being incapacitated for a month by what he believes was an inflammatory response.
“You were done for a month?”
“Oh yeah, it took me out for a month. It was awful ...”
“Apple cider? What was it doing to you?”
“It produced an overwhelming sense of impending doom. I seriously mean overwhelming. There’s no way I could’ve lived like that. But see, Mikhaila knew by then that it would probably only last a month.”
“A month? From fucking cider?”
“I didn’t sleep that month for 25 days. I didn’t sleep at all for 25 days.”
“What? How is that possible?”
“I’ll tell you how it’s possible: You lay in bed frozen in something approximating terror for eight hours. And then you get up.”
The longest recorded stretch of sleeplessness in a human is 11 days, witnessed by a Stanford research team.
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1 random_bullshit_blah 2018-08-29
btw his daughter is a totally unqualified and uneducated 'expert' on all meat diets and she charges $120/hr to consult with her
fucking hell, I really need to get in on this right wing grifter thingy. Seems right wingers are super easy to scam.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-08-29
How can yo even consult on an all meat diet?
"well what should I eat to lose weight?"
meat. eat meat.
how bout if to gain weight?
again...eat meat.
lol
1 EyrieWoW 2018-08-29
Come on, you gotta give her more credit than that.
1 DoctorMort 2018-08-29
The difference is subtle but important, that's what makes her an expert.
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-08-29
Imagine how long the pauses are between each syllable to fill a full hour long session when the only thing you’re saying is, “Eat nothing but beef.”
At this point can any rational person make a case against including conservatism in DSM VI under personality disorders?
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
I get all my medical advice from people that look at a time before vaccines and advocate for a return to those times.
1 Nerdlinger 2018-08-29
Sure. But that can be cured by eating lots of beef.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-08-29
Not just meat, red meat.
In fairness colon cancer would solve an obesity issue. Chemo is great for shedding pounds.
1 MrComicBook 2018-08-29
Ah the ol "Joe Rogan Special".
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
I only listen to Joe Rogan when he has one of the country music guests.
the rest just seem like New Age nonsense spreaders with decent enough social media clout to get on his podcast
1 EffOffReddit 2018-08-29
Literally Oprah for men.
1 mmzero 2018-08-29
I feel attacked
1 -absolutego- 2018-08-29
I can't believe I haven't heard this comparison before!
1 DannyLee90 2018-08-29
The hottest of takes.
1 poopy_pant_poster 2018-08-29
holy shit its true
1 DistortedLines 2018-08-29
This is the ultimate blackpill
1 Bick_Bickerson 2018-08-29
Listen to what gets advertised on right wing radio/podcasts. It's all bullshit scams. Zicam, overpriced bullshit supplements, survivalist food supplies, overpriced gold coins, all that shit. Ben Shapiro does ads for a company that pays to get you a lawyer if you shoot someone - he literally advertises for murder insurance.
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2018-08-29
The actual GOP twitter page shills Trump merch.
1 confusedblues 2018-08-29
And boner pills. Don't forget the boner pills.
1 b3rn13mac 2018-08-29
most people are easy to scam, politics aside
1 friendlysoviet 2018-08-29
She still hasn't released her blood tests. #PullThatUpJaime
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-29
Lol. Sell Q diet pills
1 Ikea_Man 2018-08-29
that's all I'm gathering from these stories
scamming stupid people is apparently easier than it has ever been
1 Honk4Tits 2018-08-29
ACV is fucking harmless and pointless. I used to take a couple shots of it every day worse they it did was make my breath smell like ass and taste terrible.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-08-29
whoa!
are you implying that mr JP is utterly and completely full of shit?
wow.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-08-29
Yikes, sweaty...
1 yamsjustyams 2018-08-29
ACV means apple cider vinegar, right? theres been tests showing it actually is beneficial. it lowers your blood sugar and bad cholesterol or whatever, its not quackery.
1 snallygaster 2018-08-29
It is also great in many recipes. Any time I'm marinating pork I usually put at least a small amount into the marinade.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
If he's on a ketogenic diet, lowering blood sugar would be dangerous.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-08-29
yeah, I guess I didn't get anything out of it. I didn't have any health problems I just took it to stimulate gut bacteria like it claimed. it didn't really do anything and yes I used "the mother".
1 TareTiri 2018-08-29
Wait you injected apple cider into your body? What the fuck.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-08-29
I think he means he drank shots of it, but that also sounds pretty nasty
1 duckraul2 2018-08-29
He's just an autumn junkie
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
This is about apple cider not apple cider vinegar.
1 37586316845 2018-08-29
Middle aged women's vinegar phase:
Suddenly vinegar everywhere, in every room, in every food and drink.
Then one day a few years later, all the vinegars disappear again, like they never existed.
1 Nerdlinger 2018-08-29
Apparently you can make it up; he just did.
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-08-29
The post modern neo Marxists are poisoning the apple cider
1 mcslibbin 2018-08-29
who or what is turning gay
1 seenten 2018-08-29
ur mum
1 mukumukum6 2018-08-29
They're turning the freaking lobsters gay.
1 redditor080917 2018-08-29
turning trans and changing their frickin' pronouns
1 Ranilen 2018-08-29
Is apple cider a regional term for crystal meth? I'd definitely believe that.
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
but you can still sleep even on meth. I call BS on this whole thing
1 EffOffReddit 2018-08-29
Anyone who can sleep on meth is squaring up with their dealer in the near future.
1 serg27 2018-08-29
I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone call it "apple cider"
1 Ranilen 2018-08-29
Oh, no, not Utica, no. It's more of an Albany expression.
1 OnionBits 2018-08-29
By apple cider he means meth, btw
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
doesn't stop you from falling asleep though
1 OnionBits 2018-08-29
Clearly you haven't gone on a 4 day long tweak session, my friend
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
no. recently though I have been trying all kinds of amphetamines to cure my autism but I still go on r/drama so it must not be working
1 OnionBits 2018-08-29
Just smoke some meth you pussy, if you're white it's easy to get
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
ok
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-08-29
So both he and his daughter become incapacitated for weeks every time time they eat something that isn't water, meat, or salt (or apparently vodka for his alcoholic daughter)? Sounds super legit. So much for facts over feels.
1 charcharmunro 2018-08-29
I'm getting more and more convinced Jordan Peterson is just Deepak Chopra version 3. I mean, he's got SOME good things to say, but a lot of what he does does seem to fall under quackery.
1 cmakk1012 2018-08-29
you have to go back
1 charcharmunro 2018-08-29
Eh. His self-help stuff is... Fine, but obvious. Maybe not the best advice.
1 zenicaone 2018-08-29
you dont need him for that - just pull yourself by your bootstraps
1 Warthogus 2018-08-29
r/thanksimcured
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
tbf not all of his talking points are pandering to the incels that donate to him on patreon
1 ChateauJack 2018-08-29
It's good when he gets mad at screeeching feminists on TV.
Would suck to have him as a teacher though.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-08-29
quakcery?
i mean some of it is really just utterly fucking batshit insane. LIke saying the only reason women wear blush on their cheeks in the workplace is to 'sexually inflame' men.
seriously he says a lot of extraordinarily dumb shit.
1 TareTiri 2018-08-29
Well i dont if they wear it for that reason but hot chick with blush (and aone bush XD) sure do "sexually inflame" me. Hahahhahhaa, up top, give me fin bro, give me fin.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
You put quote marks around that as if it's a direct quote but it's not. He said make-up is a sexual display and blush mimics vasodilation resulting from sexual arousal. What's dumb about that?
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-08-29
I am amongst you at this time, not as for my recreation or sport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all; to lay down, for my God Jordan Peterson and for my kingdom, and for my Lobsters, my honor and my blood.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
You should just give up on your creative writing efforts. You're not gonna make any money off it
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-08-29
Good lord you really are a colossal retard.
If you have a problem with the writing maybe you should take it up with Queen Elizabeth who, you know, actually made those remarks to her military forces confronting the Spanish Armada in 1588. I just took a few liberties with it, like replacing god with Jordan Peterson.
NORMIES OUT OUT OUT!
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
So you took creative liberties right? Yea they were bad. You should stop
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-08-29
You know how peacocks have a bunch of stupid feathers that don’t do anything to show off how healthy they are? Conservatives have the same things with beliefs. It used to be that conservative politicians would say dumb shit, then get elected and only partially do dumb shit. Their voters didn’t like that and need to know that their leaders aren’t just pretending to be idiots to get votes. Trump’s incoherent ramblings are like big, beautiful peacock feathers to conservatives that show he’s just as dumb as them.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Look man you need another outlet. This shit is just objectively garbage
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-08-29
Somewhere in this world, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for your brain to function.
You need to find that tree and apologize to it.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Hey that one wasn't bad. Remember, less effort = good
1 bigberthaboy 2018-08-29
You're gonna let him slide at "waste of oxygen"???
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
I realized I might have been too hard on him. He is retarded after all
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
horseshoe theory confirmed
1 Straightest_Guy_Ever 2018-08-29
Why are you so unfunny?
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-08-29
You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
Well you'd actually have to draw a connection between the two. You can't just be like they're the same. That's like me saying my rubbish bin is a plant because it's green.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Was that the right comment?
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
Yeah this is Peterson's entire thing. He goes animals flush red from sexual arousal = blush is intended to equal sexual arousal. There's makeup meant to make you paler. How does his idea make any sense?
If you want to read Peterson, you've got to keep going. If you critically analyse any of it then it falls apart. Only by being bombarded by his brain farts do you start to think his ideas have any logical basis.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
The purpose of make-up is to increase someone's attractiveness, which fundamentally is sexual. There's a lot of ways to do that. Peterson suggested the reason blush is seen as attractive is because it suggests sexual arousal. There's more than one route to attractive, so I don't get how make-up meant to make someone paler means the idea is nonsensical.
Also, you're a brain fart
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
So if there's more than one route to attractive then it's not based on biological functions and is instead a social construction? So his theory is wrong.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Social conditioning plays a part but to suggest it's the only factor and biology plays no part is asinine
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
Because he's a hard core traditionalist who believes that the traditions all have biological and evolutionary roots and when you point out that they are social constructs his entire belief system turns into the garbage it is.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
So believing that there is an evolutionary reason that humans developed religion so just doing away with it will likely have some unforseen consequences and also the idea of liberal democracy being a good thought are both garbage beliefs? I mean I get it. I don't like that he identifies as Christian either, but nobodies perfect.
But still you dodged the question of how there being multiple routes to attractiveness indicates all attractiveness is just social constructions. That's such a narrow view of reality I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
The man thinks Apple cider kept him awake for 25 days. He's a dipshit.
No I meant the altering of standards around attractiveness throughout the ages indicates a non biological origin for them.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Sure you can take some of the dumb things he's said and discount everything useful he's said but I'll choose not to do that.
Maybe there's multiple factors in determining beauty and both genes and social conditioning play a part. Like I said, pretending biology plays no part in how humans pick mates is asinine.
1 EffOffReddit 2018-08-29
So if there's a tiny bit in it that might be true, his whole theory must be defended.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
What are you construing as "his whole theory" that I must defend?
1 EffOffReddit 2018-08-29
You aren't eating enough beef. It's not the minor potentially somewhat true things that he has said people have a problem with. It's his dumb ass overarching conclusions that are at issue. Why bother combing through his work for small bits of possibly useful information? The guy has screaming control issues which he packages into a thin self-help sham, using victimhood as a hook. A lot of the success of this is rooted in his study of propaganda. It's marginally better than Q shit.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Hey man. GOOD point!
1 monsantobreath 2018-08-29
Whats being suggested is that the absolute conclusion Peterson proposes is the singular one. Peterson is saying "it is biological" and not anything else. He's the one saying theres' only one factor.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Except he's never said that and in fact has said that both are important considerations
1 monsantobreath 2018-08-29
So you're saying that looking your best for a job interview is a sexual activity? "I have a very strong piece of iron in my pants. Seriously, its blue steel here. I think you're a perfect fit for our team."
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Attractiveness is a method of communicating sexual viability. That may not be the thoughts running through our mind when we try to rationalize why we are bussying ourselves up, but it's the evolutionary reason we developed the behavior
1 canad1anbacon 2018-08-29
I dunno, I use hair gel to look better. But I wouldn't call that inherently sexual. Just don't want to look like a doofus
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
It doesn't help
1 canad1anbacon 2018-08-29
mean :(
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
You're a cutefus
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-08-29
And why exactly do you think you have an innate desire to not look like a doofus?
It's all for the bussy, compedro.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-08-29
And hence the problem with Peterson. He makes statements about contemporary customs claiming they're objectively due to this or that cuz or evolution, with no knowledge whatsoever of the history of the custom
Make up is about looking attractive now. For most of human history it was to denote class or caste. Like universally across dozens of the cultures that was the purpose.
And usually involved colors that fly completely in the face of Peterson's quack nonsense. Like using white lead in Europe from the 16th to 18th century to make yourself look pale
It being used today to look attractive has fuck all to do with his weird ass incel theory about women's lips turning red during sex
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
So what's attractive now bears no similarities with what was attractive in the past? Because that's the claim you're making right now. Beauty standards are obviously affected by social influence, but your refutation of biology affecting beauty standards is you pointing to the fact that beauty standards change and so therefore can't possibly be affected by evolution, if I'm understanding you correctly. If I'm correct, then I'm confident in saying you're an imbecile.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-08-29
No what I'm saying is what was attractive in the past vis a vis makeup had no similarity to how humans look during sex. ie pale skin, black teeth, green eye shadow, etc
To suggest that despire in the past what was considered attractive make up wasn't related to physiological reactions but it is today because reasons is silly
Peterson makes assertions he doesn't back up, he doesn't support them by evidence he just says "well it makes sense doesn't it?"
He's an idiot
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
What you're doing is like saying a low cut tank top is no more biologically motivated than UGGs. One exaggerates sexual features while the other is some weird shit bored people decided looks fashionable.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-08-29
Correct. Which is why low cut tank tops weren't a thing for thousands of years. What humans fine attractive is mostly arbitrary and socially constructed.
1 beautycel 2018-08-29
So women don't wear make up to be more attractive?
Interesting.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
No he says blush is meant to mirror flushing which is meant to signal sexual attraction. You have to draw a causal connection between the two. Otherwise you're just saying much like plants that are green to allow them to absorb the maximum amount of uv light for photosynthesis, my rubbish bin is green.
1 peetpeetpeetpeet 2018-08-29
But that is what happens. Women literally try to mimic signs of ovulation with makeup.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
There's two problems with this. You've just done a Peterson and said the things are the same without any reason apart from you think they look the same. Blush has a long history and as far as we can tell was originally used by the Egyptians on both men and women. Why is there makeup designed to make you paler? Peterson does interviews. Do you think he turns down interviews or does he wear makeup?
All of which suggest pretty strongly that makeup isn't designed solely to indicate sexual desirability on this one biological basis.
1 37586316845 2018-08-29
Not what he said
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
who was 2?
1 charcharmunro 2018-08-29
Reza "I have a PHD" Aslan.
1 shill_house 2018-08-29
He's kind of like Oprah but for 18 - 30 yr old NEETs
1 TareTiri 2018-08-29
Who was two?
1 charcharmunro 2018-08-29
Reza Aslan.
1 watermark02 2018-08-29
Like how the hell do you group Deepok Chopra, Reza Aslan, and Jordan Peterson together? Nevermind that Reza Aslan never had a fraction of the influence of the other two.
1 dramasexual 2018-08-29
I don't understand how this dude went from the mostly reasonable professor who didn't want people to be compelled to use gender neutral pronouns for snowflakes to the absolute lunatic who things "enforced monogamy" is the cure to incels and that a month of nonstop insomnia is caused by apple cider.
Like this is sounding almost like uncontrolled schizophrenia at this point.
1 antihexe 2018-08-29
Oh my go what the fuck am I reading.
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
some kind of placebo effect taking place here. I not sure how else any of that could be explained
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Plants are full of toxins. It's literally their primary method of survival, whereas for animals it's moving away from danger. If someone was more sensitive to those toxins than normal, say someone with an autoimmune disorder, then eliminating plants from their diet could possibly give them symptom relief. No placebo needed
1 adidaman 2018-08-29
No
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Try again
1 duckraul2 2018-08-29
No
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Try again
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-29
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1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-29
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1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-29
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1 RedPillHero 2018-08-29
And many plants use animals as a method of spreading their seeds. You are talking out of your ass here. Humans are adept at processing any "toxins" present in plants, and often, a plant that is toxic towards one animal is beneficial to another.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
You're right, the dose makes the poison, and lower doses can have beneficial effects also known as hormesis. My point was it's conceivable that someone could be more sensitive to those toxins and that could have bad health effects. But no you're right, I'm talking out my ass
1 RedPillHero 2018-08-29
You realize that any gene that prevents a person from eating vegetables would have vanished from the gene pool a long, long time ago.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
So Celiac's don't exist
And it's not like he died. He made it past middle age and successfully reproduced, so if he has genes that cause him to respond negativitely to some plants they didn't remove him from the gene pool
1 Pablopubes 2018-08-29
You’re retarded
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
No u
1 37586316845 2018-08-29
Not an argument
1 kippot 2018-08-29
You're right, it was a solid observation
1 RedPillHero 2018-08-29
Wow you're kind of stupid. First off, of course he made it to middle age and reproduced. He has access to modern medicine. 500 years ago, we didn't understand intolerance diseases, and someone who had them would suffer from them throughout their lives.
Also, celiac's disease proves my original point. It's arose because we started consuming grains not long ago on the evolutionary scale, and many humans were unable to properly digest these foods. It would be extremely rare for a person to develop an allergy to vegetables or meat, because our ancestors have evolved to consume those foods over millions of years.
Also, Celiac's disease is uncomfortable, but in most cases it isn't debilitating, and even people with severe symptoms reach an age where they can reproduce, which is why it's prevalent now. Imagine Org the caveman trying to survive with an inability to eat any nonleafy vegetables (which would have been the vast majority of a caveman's diet, along with berries and meat).
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
The plants we eat today are not the plants that man evolved eating,
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
I never claimed all plants would cause negative health effects. I intentionally said some plants could have toxins that do that. We eat a lot of plants in the modern day that our ancestors would never have even dreamed of, and some of them we've only been eating for a few centuries at most. All I ever said was it was concievable that some people could react negativitely to some plants but apparently that's sacrilegious to you.
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
That is a direct quote from you. You did t qualify that with "some plants" or "many" or "a few". You just said "plants" implying all of them.
1 Goatsac 2018-08-29
You've never seen the Happening.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Yes because it's generally true that plants contain toxins.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC54831/?page=3
And no I'm not saying stop eating vegetables. Literally said the opposite.
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
Incredible that that single page can contain every edible vegetable known to man. Utterly fascinating.
Also, pesticide doesn't necessarily equal toxin.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
I'm using the two words interchangeably. Sue me
1 nachtwyrm 2018-08-29
so your defense for being wrong is that you are wrong on purpose for your own convenience?
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
How am I wrong? Because this dude I'm talking to thinks pesticides aren't toxic? Not my problem
1 BigLebowskiBot 2018-08-29
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Good bot
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
Stay out of this, robot.
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
You're saying plants contain toxins and then, to back that claim up, you're showing plants that produce their own pesticides. Pesticides, while generally aren't good for your health, are not innately toxic. Capsaicin is a pesticide created by peppers yet it isn't something one would classify as a "toxin" in the homeopathic sense of the word.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Ok yea some pesticides act as repellants instead of toxins. The study I linked was talking about pesticides which are toxic to mice though
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
Again, toxic and carcinogenic are not he same thing. You can use them however you please, but understand that when you use them in ways other than what the rest of the world uses them, you're going to look silly when you make the claims you are making.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
This is the first time you've said that toxic and carcinogens aren't the same thing, but I'll let it slide. Toxins are chemicals produced by organisms which cause diseases in the body. Cancer is a disease, no? Why get so hung up on semantics anyway?
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
I meant "again" as in this is the second time you've equated two things that are very different. Toxins do cause disease in the body, but not cancer, you mango.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
You're just being pedantic. Why not cancer, hmm?
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
You said "plants were full of toxins" then linked a study on carcinogenic compounds found in plants.
I could link a paper showing nicotine in tobacco leaves and say "see?? So many toxins" but I won't because that's wrong and would make me look like an idiot.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
I'm aware of what I did. You can't explain what's wrong with what I said except to just repeat I'm wrong. You're boring
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
I've said it multiple times. Saying "plants contain toxins" is meaningless. Especially when you're saying those toxins have a noticeable effect on a healthy person at typical doses. Linking studies listing the amount of carcinogens in specific plants as a way of backing your claims up is ridiculous because we weren't talking about carcinogens.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
My point from the beginning was it's possible someone could have a sensitivity to the toxins in some plants and that could possibly explain Peterson's experience. You jumped down my throat for asserting plants contain toxins, but now it seems you agree with me on that point but think there's absolutely no reason to point that out and are trying to say I'm making claims I'm not. If you have a crush on me, you should just say it
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
I never meant saying nicotine is a toxin was wrong, I did say claiming that plants contain all kinds of toxins is useless, especially when I've based that claim on the fact that a few plants contain carcinogenic compounds like you did.
And, alright then, if that was your point, can you provide any sort of research that backs up the claim that somebody could have a reaction to these "toxins" you speak of jnthe typical amounts present in these vegetables?
Just fucking kiss me already.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
http://noarthritis.com/research.htm Solanine is found in practically all members of the Nightshade family, which includes tomatoes and potatoes.
Also, many vegetables such as asparagus and spinach contain oxalic acid, which is fatal in moderate doses and possibly contributes to kidney stones in lower doses since it binds to calcium to make calcium oxylate which is the main component of kidney stones
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
Alright thank you for that. From now on, be sure to choose your words more carefully so that you don't inadvertently claim that all plants are toxic to humans.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
But then I wouldn't get to waste time arguing semantics with 8 different retards
1 PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD 2018-08-29
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
/>thinks toxin doesn't adequately describe the chemicals plants evolved to induce disease in animals
/>Reading comprehension is too low to understand the original point even tho all I had to do to explain it sufficiently to them was repeat myself
/>Doesn't know how to use comedy chevrons
1 nachtwyrm 2018-08-29
pesticides are not toxins. as such, they are irrelevant to your assertion that plants are full of toxins.
your defense that you are using toxic and toxin interchangeably is how you are wrong, because the two words are not interchangeable.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Toxin - "an antigenic poison or venom of plant or animal origin, especially one produced by or derived from microorganisms and causing disease when present at low concentration in the body."
Toxic - "poisonous."
Words must not be your strong suit. I never said they were the same word, but they can used interchangeablely in this context, numbnuts. You mind showing me a natural pesticide that isn't a toxin?
1 nachtwyrm 2018-08-29
that was supposed to say "pesticide and toxin", not "toxic and toxin" so mea culpa on that error.
that doesn't make them toxic to people in normal quantities, though.
as you yourself pointed out, the dose makes the poison. so saying plants are full of toxins as a reason to not eat plants is a bit alarmist when the concentration of those toxins can be so small it is effectively irrelevant for a human being.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
I didn't say it as a reason to not eat plants. I specifically said otherwise. My point was it's possible he has a sensitivity to some toxins in plants and that could explain his reported experience. Maybe I should have made that more clear in my original comment, but this has been fun so no ragrets
1 RedPillHero 2018-08-29
You never mentioned pesticides you fucking trog.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
No but the study I linked did. Also you already think I'm a literal fucking retard. Can't you cut me some slack?
1 RedPillHero 2018-08-29
Sorry retard I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, you had a decent point the
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Thanks. Trog really hurt my feelers
1 TheAtheistPaladin 2018-08-29
You're right, society should do something about that then.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
I doubt they will. They still haven't done anything about u
1 TheAtheistPaladin 2018-08-29
That's because I'm always in back of the mob, and keep a low profile. I pass the pitchforks to the front.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
You know those cartoons of cavemen eating those big drumsticks aren't scientifically accurate right?
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
U right. They probably just ripped that shit straight out of the carcass with their teeth because my ancestors were badasses like that
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
It is possible that your ancestors were somehow less evolved than the other cavemen, I'll agree with you there.
1 headasplodes 2018-08-29
MUH TOXINS
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Say something about bussy
1 deceIIerator 2018-08-29
DUDE
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
BUSSY?
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
Animals eat lots of plants dude. Due to eating more plants they absorb more "toxins". They eat thousands of plants over their life span.
Also plants aren't filled this toxins.
That's just embarrassing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biomagnification
Toxins literally concentrate the higher up you go up the food chain.
Why can't people like you ever cite anything but YouTube?
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Ok? I never said don't eat plants. There are chemicals in some plants that can cause negative health effects in a minority of people. Are you saying I'm wrong?
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
Yes I would expect a Jordan Peterson fan to have to be told not to eat random plants.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Now that's a spicy comment
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/limes-blamed-girls-degree-burns/story?id=20164612
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC54831/
Posted the wrong article before
1 Konadios 2018-08-29
The wonderful thing about toxins, is they make you stronger. Give me meh TOXINS!! Real man here, coming thru! I eat little, baby plants like you for breakfast! Hahaha!
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Hormesis is closer to what you're describing, retard.
1 Konadios 2018-08-29
Hey, the term I used was coined first, chronologically.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
No your term describes tolerance to poison, while mine describes dose-dependent beneficial effects.
1 Konadios 2018-08-29
Toxins are a poison... And mine describes dose-dependent beneficial effects too (worded as tolerance and immunity).
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
I never said otherwise. My point was mithradism is specifically about tolerance while hormesis is more general.
1 Konadios 2018-08-29
Eh, ok, but the main principle of it still applies in a general way. Trust me, if you're going to bring one of the terms up to a stranger, my term is more applicable for most people to understand, without getting all technical in the science.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Ok man. I don't see how it matters if more people understand what mithradism is than hormesis because hormesis is more accurate to my point. If someone isn't going to understand my point because it's too sciency than they're fucking idiots anyway
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-08-29
14th rule for life: Do NOT eat the livers of carnivores.
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-08-29
They are though, shit you don't think about for example potatoes:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato#Toxicity
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1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
Only you people would need to be told that eating random shit just because it's a plant will end badly. The reason we've developed these diets and food preparation methods is to make them safe to eat.
Of course you assume that Jordan Peterson has legitimately been eating raw kidney beans for years and that's why switching to a meat only diet has improved his health.
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-08-29
Maybe he has allergies to a lot of plants. I eat peanuts all the time they're perfectly fine yet they kill some people
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
And you believe a man who enjoys snacking on peanuts each night until his throat closes so much he cannot force any more nuts down it, is a visionary? Intriguing.
1 better_bot 2018-08-29
Literally the sentence after your bolded bit.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Is it utterly ridiculous to assume it's possible a small minority of people may be especially sensitive to solanine?
1 better_bot 2018-08-29
What's your evidence?
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
http://noarthritis.com/research.htm
There were a few other studies that looked promising but this was the first one I clicked. Regardless it was a hypothetical. I'm not making a definite claim here.
1 mkooe 2018-08-29
LMAO
1 JumbledFun 2018-08-29
You should definitely move to an all meat diet. It will be funny when you're using a colostomy bag by 40 cause you shit out your lower intestine
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
I tried it for about 3 months. It was boring so I went back to keto. More interesting than you tho
1 snallygaster 2018-08-29
The sleep thing definitely sounds psychosomatic too. It doesn't seem like he's in a position to give life advice to millions of disaffected young men when his own psychological state is...something else
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
He's a clinical psychologist. Kinda run for the course there
1 moddestmouse 2018-08-29
Scientology was right about these people
1 Redactor0 2018-08-29
Clearly it's time that you stepped up to the plate. The world is ready for Snallyology.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-29
Unironically this.
1 wisty 2018-08-29
Eliminating lots of food groups often results in weight loss. He was maybe a bit of a fatty then basically did a keto diet.
Keto is itself a bit of a lolfarm, but it can work in some circumstances (e.g. if your diet is complete shit).
1 RainbowRaider 2018-08-29
I fucking hate hearing about how amazing keto is and that if I use that diet everything would disappear.
No; fuck no. I’m only of those people who cannot do it because I have a lot of gastric issues the doctor is still trying to figure out, but fat and meat both trigger me to throw up constantly. Fucking reddit goes insane over keto.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-08-29
That plus doing keto causes some people's cholesterol and triglycerides to go through the roof. It's certainly not the miracle diet many make it out to be.
1 Orsonius2 2018-08-29
or he made it up
1 zenicaone 2018-08-29
they are lying (?)
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Relief from autoimmune symptoms is a very common theme in zero carb testimonials. When I tried it, I definitely noticed my insomnia went away entirely.
1 RedPillHero 2018-08-29
I can't believe these people have any following at all, a pack of fucking retards
1 EffOffReddit 2018-08-29
Well it's not like they aren't attracting the same types of people.
1 bigberthaboy 2018-08-29
What I'm interested in is the supply chain. Who is so effectively transmitting this stuff to dumbasses and how can I get in on the money
1 seenten 2018-08-29
fentanyl
1 the_psycho_watch 2018-08-29
This is funny, I saw that JRE episode and found it interesting, but also distinctly remembered him not knowing 100% what caused his month long sickness. And also don't remember him saying he didn't sleep for a month, only that he was incapacitated and in bed.
1 Joeybada33 2018-08-29
He's bullshitting.
1 llapingachos 2018-08-29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfoKwQ2Cw6A
this is the episode you listened to right?
1 the_psycho_watch 2018-08-29
Yep im an idiot
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
Isn't that basically Keto?
1 celocanth13 2018-08-29
Keto I think still includes fruit and vegetables
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
Tru
1 -absolutego- 2018-08-29
Fruits are a sometimes food in keto b/c they're basically nothing but carbs and sugars and both murder ketosis if you hit more than like 50 net carbs.
Keto is basically exactly what he initially described, meat and leafy greens, but with more dairy/nuts.
1 poopy_pant_poster 2018-08-29
it's r/nocarb lmao
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
No carb = Keto
1 poopy_pant_poster 2018-08-29
sorry, meant to link /r/zerocarb - they don't eat veggies or anything
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
Oh ok. Ketos do eat carbs anyway- they subtract the fiber from it or someshit
1 StingAuer 2018-08-29
Keto is short for ketogenic, which refers to putting your body into a state of ketosis. This means your body uses fat for energy instead of sugar, which contributes to weight loss because your body uses up its fat stores instead of making you hungry and want to gobble down carbs.
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
Yeah but they achieve that by keeping the carbs extremely low. Which is why I asked my question, since "Meat and leafy greens" sounds a lot like Keto, except the fruit and such.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-29
It's still CICO, keto's been shown to have no significant difference compared to other diets
1 StingAuer 2018-08-29
right, CICO is the basis. I think keto works for some people because the ketosis helps keep you from feeling hungry.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-29
Oh for sure, protein fills you up
1 StingAuer 2018-08-29
Fat, too.
1 celocanth13 2018-08-29
Dude, he's gonna get scurvy
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Inuits don't get scurvy
1 celocanth13 2018-08-29
They get their vitamin C from narwhal skin
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
There are several animal based sources of vitamin C such as liver and eggs. Also narwhal probably tastes awesome
1 Professional_Extent 2018-08-29
M8 people got scurvy from eating literally nothing but dehydrated starch biscuits for months or years.
Eating meat prevents scurvy.
1 Gimme_Dat_Meatball 2018-08-29
I can't wait until this lifestyle kills this man.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-29
Lol "Dr Oz" Memerson
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
le Kermit lobsterman
1 GadolBoobies 2018-08-29
1 22333444455555666666 2018-08-29
this actually does finish him for everyone but the most retarded of retards
1 Psyman2 2018-08-29
So, everyone but his fanbase.
1 kippot 2018-08-29
He was finished a long time ago 😃
1 schoolboystirner 2018-08-29
You understand this makes Dr. Kermit look like a fucking lunatic to most people right?
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-29
The all meat diet is just enforced monogamy for your diet.
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
He believes Christ rose from the dead.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-08-29
I think that he believes that it's good and necessary to believe that Christ rose from the dead. That's no usual, amateur retardation!
1 DoctorMort 2018-08-29
I'm pretty sure he doesn't.
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
If someone asks if you believe Christ rose from the dead and you don't say "lol. no." that means you do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDd2hXZPzb4
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
damn, you got me. my thinking that a belief in the literal resurrection precludes a person from understanding how the body works certainly means i'm a neckbeard.
btw, religion didn't stop being absurd shit just because internet atheists got annoying
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
how long have you studied the blade?
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
I don't know. How long have you been repeating tired memes that other people made up like it makes you anything? And as much as you can control the conversation with this shit, you'll probably double down on your retardation, it doesn't change the fact that that's really what's going on.
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
curbstomp me with your facts and logic daddy
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
it's what I do
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
i actually can't stand nerd logic, and i've read JBP's book, Maps of Meaning, the long one. i'm all about the middle path, and belief in the literal resurrection is way off to one side.
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
mmm hmm
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
just memeing dude
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
Just speging out bruh
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Memes are lame. Heard it here first folks
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
misconstruing shit to get that tiny drop of self esteem like a crack head desperately smoking pretzel salt they've dug out of the carpet is totally in folks.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Ha get memed on kid
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-08-29
If I were a kid, I probably wouldn't be such a frothing retard.
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-08-29
What?
1 TheVirtueSignal 2018-08-29
Relevent
1 Denny_Craine 2018-08-29
He believe the staff of Hermes proves that ancient Greeks knew about DNA
1 HvinFunOnTheInternet 2018-08-29
Hanging around Rogan too much
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
Rogan is a toddler in a kickboxer's body
1 broden 2018-08-29
Better than the reverse
1 polchiki 2018-08-29
Is it tho?
1 Zozbot 2018-08-29
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-08-29
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1 Zozbot 2018-08-29
zozzle
1 DoctorMort 2018-08-29
He's like 5'5" or something, so it basically is.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-08-29
i seriously can't tell if Rogan is retarded and believes half of the shit he says/is told to him, or if he just does it for lulz/$$$
1 pantsunami 2018-08-29
i would love to see a memerson fan try and make this sound reasonable.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Talking to Joe Rogan may have rub some bullshit off on him. That's all I got
1 shredler 2018-08-29
Oh yeah Joe Rogan is definitely where he got his nonsense hes been spouting for over a decade.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Cool glad we're on the same page
1 Oldmate_mc 2018-08-29
All right here I go.
Not a massive fan but enjoy his interviews on youtube. I support his opposition to legally compelled speech. When he starts talking about post-modernism and french philosophers I'm lost.
I hit 105kgs, discovered the keto diet on reddit, dropped to 85kgs. Discovered zerocarb (aka carnivore diet) and now only eat meat.
I have the same approach he does on the Rogan podcast; he says: "I'm not an expert on diet so I don't recommend this for anyone but I'm just saying it worked for me."
Humans in our current form have been around for 200,000 or more years. We invented agriculture 12,000 years ago. So for most of our time we hunted and feasted on game and settled for pathetic and sour little berries and roots. A good proportion of us thrive on this new diet dominated by grains, ultra-sweet modern fruits, vegetables, sauces, spices etc. But some of us didn't adapt well and feel like shit.
Going low (then zero) carb I will tell you with straight face that my hayfever has gone. I used to take an antihistamine every day for 50% of the calendar year. Now nothing. I used to get painful elbows and forearms form RSI (heavy computer use) I would ice my forearms, use heat packs, massage them, use compression bandages when I slept. Now it's 99% gone and I have no discomfort. I wake up instantly at the crack of dawn and have no difficulty just springing out of bed like the Terminator. I never set an alarm.
The Petersons sound like outliers in terms of how fucked up they feel and operate when they re-introduce banned foods in the carnivore diet. When I cheat a few times a year I feel lethargic, weak and useless for 2-3 days. But these guys were dosed up on anti-depressants and, in the daughter's case, a physical wreck to begin with. I believe Peterson when he said he was 'done for a month'.
Regarding "I didn't sleep at all for 25 days" I think he's just using hyperbole and really means "I slept terribly for 25 days". I've heard countless people say "I didn't sleep at all last night" and I instantly translate that to "I tossed and turned, I woke up every other hour, I spent long periods awake, in the morning I felt unrefreshed". But no one literally stays awake all night without dying. To me this just falls under the category of if you have 100 hours of yourself speaking on youtube, you're going to say something stupid eventually.
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1 dramasexual 2018-08-29
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1 onenight1234 2018-08-29
You realize you aren’t eating like a hunter gatherer if you are eating a domesticated chicken and cow. Go eat lizard and squirrel or some fucked up animal eggs larper.
1 Joeybada33 2018-08-29
Don't encourage the weird fucker, he may end up hunting and eating cats and dogs.
1 MightiestEwok 2018-08-29
Nuh uh nigga I ain't reading all that shit. Get it down to 50 words or less ok sweetie?
1 HaulOfChina 2018-08-29
Peterson is basically doing a more retarded form of keto.
1 Oldmate_mc 2018-08-29
Ok. If you feel like doing something strange, try eating 1 meal a day of red meat, salt and water for a month or two. You might actually feel really good and join our cult where everyone yells at you over the internet. And you will definitely lose weight. Are you overweight?
1 freejosephk 2018-08-29
Well, the "not evolved to eat modern food" is complete nonsense. We also should point out that Rogan gave JP an out and asked him outright, "You didn't sleep for 25 days?" whereupon JP double downed and insisted he literally didn't sleep for 25 days (like the ill-informed charlatan he is). So much for trying to be specific in one's speech, but whatev's.
1 Oldmate_mc 2018-08-29
I didn't say that, but thank you for your reply.
1 freejosephk 2018-08-29
Sorry to be this guy, but yes you did. I don't feel like pointing out how since you're the one who extrapolated how "some of us didn't adapt well," and specifically how you and Peterson didn't adapt well. It's all there in your description, and isn't it a rule to not tell lies? Why the constant prevarications from you and from Peterson?
1 Oldmate_mc 2018-08-29
No that's okay, I appreciate your reply. I'll explain further. I think humans are evolved to eat modern food insofar as pretty much every human on the planet can live on the modern diet. Being omnivorous as a species has obvious advantages to being a carnivorous species. But I don't necessarily think all people perform (or feel) better on the modern diet compared to a low carb or all meat diet.
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That's what I meant by "But some of us didn't adapt well". For example. Humans have broad flexible shoulders probably evolved to throw things as hunters. Some humans are still pretty shit at throwing things. Does that make sense?
1 freejosephk 2018-08-29
I feel better on a low carb diet. There's nothing wrong with being smart about the way one eats. I eat (good) carbs when I know I'm going to have a long workout the following day. Otherwise, I stay away. There's no doubt that a keto diet works for Jordan who used to down Diet Cokes every class period but going the opposite extreme isn't right either. Then that's not what bothers me about Jordan in general. It's the blanket statements, the value judgments without enough thought or explanation. It's too easy for Peterson to say muh Capitalism good, Commies are bad, m'kay. That's pure unmitigated drivel. You know it and I know it. And he goes so far as to say Apple Cider gave me terrible doom. Beef is dank. It's like, shut up, dude; you're peak idiocy.
Does that make sense? And it would be forgivable if he actually discussed Derrida, if he actually discussed Foucault, if he actually discussed compelled speech. But he doesn't. He makes value judgments and asks for a handout. Eesh, why would anyone listen to him? Why don't you listen to someone else who explains things in detail? Try Philosophize This! or Zero Books. There's Chomsky and Amy Goodman and the Yale Courses. Try someone better, dude. Peterson is good for what he's good at in class (and even then, though). At everything else, the stuff he talks about with other people outside the classroom, he's a grifter.
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
TIL Fucking herbivores are actually carnivores because they didn't discover agriculture yet
1 Oldmate_mc 2018-08-29
Didn't say that, but thank you for your reply.
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
"Didn't say that" must be the single most retarded response to someone pointing out your fallacy.
1 Oldmate_mc 2018-08-29
Nah it's just a quick way to dismiss a lazy straw man.
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
Except pointing out a fallacy via absurdity is not a straw man. It's not meant to represent what you said you idiot.
1 Oldmate_mc 2018-08-29
Oh ok I think I'm following you. Do you mean using "reduction to absurdity"? Disproving a statement by showing it inevitably leads to an absurd conclusion? (Just going off wikipedia here). If I can catch up with you on debating logic I might be able to reassess my accusation of a straw man.
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
Congrats sir
1 Tetragrade 2018-08-29
It's a metaphor, the meat diet represents the social order of lobster and the cider is a lobster pot.
1 serg27 2018-08-29
Your taking him out of context and that's not what he meant, you need to read all of his books and watch 4,000 hours of lectures to understand why he shattered the world record for insomnia because he took a sip of vinegar. And also something about postmodern neo-Marxists and Jungian archetypes.
1 tux68 2018-08-29
A charitable reading would be that it's hyperbolic and not meant to be taken as a literal fact. In any case, while it does hurt his credibility, it doesn't invalidate everything he's ever said.
1 LNhart 2018-08-29
The meat represents, in a mythical way, order. The apple cider is the female, the chaos. Of course when you mix the two, very bad things can happen. This has been subconsciously known to mankind for thousands of years as illustrated by the saga of Eurysticon and the bible.
1 Ivashkin 2018-08-29
The cider vinegar made him feel unwell for a night, and for some reason that resulted in him freaking out and not sleeping well for a month. He did actually sleep, but that weird microsleep stuff where you are asleep but don't realize it.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-08-29
These are the same type of people that were eating raw onions to increase their testosterone
They’ll make it work
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-08-29
Just imagine how foul his daughters toots are after eating nothing but meat for months 😣
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-29
I bet he sucks them straight out with a straw 🥤
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-08-29
Imagining Dr Lobsdan Memerson sucking out toots with a straw, while focusing that Thousand-Yard Stare of his got me hard. 😭🍆
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Now that makes my bussy moist
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-08-29
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1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-29
Clearly you can when you're Doctor Lobster.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-08-29
why would a left wing rag feel the need to slander some faggot because he may have influenced a 15 year old to vote republican in 3 years?
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-08-29
1 llihsazzip 2018-08-29
To be fair "apple cider" was a main reason of my downfall in /r/Drama.
1 Orsonius2 2018-08-29
This is what peak health based on only meat, apple sider and 25 days no sleep looks like you may not like it but it is the truth!
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-08-29
Jesus Christ, is that picture real
1 Orsonius2 2018-08-29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvBm0ZUfe7I
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-08-29
Your timeline is off
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-08-29
> Shitty webcam with computer screen lighting is what a person normally looks like 👏👏👏
1 monsantobreath 2018-08-29
The messiah ladies and gentleman.
I once drank too much and the activities in my colon the next morning produced in my family a sense of impending doom until the Febreeze was secured and armed on standby while I languished in the bathroom for several hours.
1 Marcomancer 2018-08-29
Hmm...what is hyperbole?
1 vo_xv 2018-08-29
I think you're taking it a little too literally there.
1 Rivea_ 2018-08-29
Why does Peterson, one of the only normie-prominent anti-communist, anti-marxism voices have to be such a whacko in basically every aspect of his being other than when he's shitting on commies?
1 FMBiochem 2018-08-29
This is the product that gets you onto the door before you sell your health science lifestyle bullshit. I'd give it 6 months before he starts selling taint wipes to his followers. Dude is a hack making a quick buck.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-08-29
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This is your brain on Memerson.
1 Rivea_ 2018-08-29
What?
1 -Mopsus- 2018-08-29
do you genuinely believe that it's so rare for normie figures to oppose communism that Peteson deserves the qualifier "one of the only..."
1 Rivea_ 2018-08-29
Yeah, I do. Sure there are some people who oppose communism publicly but Peterson is one of the few (only?) who does it on the weekly and gets mainstream coverage for doing so. If there's anybody else as active and as prominent as him on the topic of shitting on collectivism then I'm not aware of them... Which means the likelihood that a normie would be is almost zero.
Still, if I'm wrong then I'd like to hear who so I can look them up.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-08-29
The most watched news network in the US is a 24/7 conservative circlejerk.
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You are an absolute moron if you think it's even remotely hard to find public figures who oppose communism. It's not even explicitly conservative outlets. Like Politico, WashPo, and NYT get shit on all the time by the far left for hiring anti-communist writers.
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Expose yourself to more than Peterson. Leave the cult.
1 Rivea_ 2018-08-29
Try to recall that you originally replied to me calling Peterson a whacko in every sense of his being other than when he's talking about communism then rethink your opinion that I'm part of this cult.
I'm not American so I'm not exposed to Fox News but have absolutely no desire to be either. Even so, they aren't as actively anti communist as you are suggesting.
Regarding the twitterati sperging about no named Conservative politico writers you have proved you are in too deep. Normies don't know who is writing the shit they read, they don't even look at the author, and they absolutely are not aware that some twats on twitter are butthurt about it.
1 Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 2018-08-29
Wrong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_insomnia
1 Momruepari 2018-08-29
Jesus Christ that's scary
1 Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 2018-08-29
Prion diseases always are.
1 thx_II38 2018-08-29
Chad Apple Cider vs The Virgin Vegan
1 JumbledFun 2018-08-29
Lol it's hilarious that little proud boy retards love this guy so much
1 cleverseneca 2018-08-29
I would also like to add that the famous 11 day expirement that had someone not sleep for 11 days is known to have permanently changed that person from an out going mostly happy radio personality, to a somber quiet person prone to staring off into space.
1 dramasexual 2018-08-29
Ooooh, got a link? That's fascinating.
1 cleverseneca 2018-08-29
I was wrong this one wasn't the 11 days one this one was only 8 days
https://youtu.be/4ArMKhp0sKY
1 duckraul2 2018-08-29
didn't it also fuck up his mental faculties long after or permanently?
1 cleverseneca 2018-08-29
Yes but I'm thinking of a different expirement this was only 201 hours
https://youtu.be/4ArMKhp0sKY
1 EEvEviEvilEvi 2018-08-29
Just a reminder, OP is a chap regular. Why are we letting these needs infest this board?
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-29
Both chapofags and mdes are fine until they start shitting around about the supreme mayo race or the class traitor cops
1 -Mopsus- 2018-08-29
lmao cry more
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"just a reminder, I only call out agenda posting when it makes me cry, and especially when it's making fun of Daddy Peterson"
1 chumthescrubber 2018-08-29
Doesn't he have an auto immune disease? Maybe he meant apple cider vinegar.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-08-29
The cleansing of the Great Satan cannot come soon enough.
1 woahdudzbreh 2018-08-29
Sounds like apple cider was really some good quality LSD.
1 Melonbrero 2018-08-29
Leave it to the Atlantic to throw in a self referential lie to substantiate an absolutely ludicrous false claim. 11 DAYS IS THE LIMIT YOU SAY? This is patently not true. If the phrasing said “the longest consecutive time without sleep WHILE UNDER SURVEILLANCE” this might be true. Sadly they used an absolute statement and came out absolutely wrong. 1st of all; there are people with brain disorders that have gone almost entire years without sleeping. Second of all this statement implies that all insomnia prior to the Stanford study cited in the article weren’t real. Third of all, Methamphetamine. It really makes the JP bashing seem dumb when your punch line is a lie that the atlantic wrote about before without checking their facts/verbiage either time.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-08-29
The Memerson fan boys have logged on.
1 Melonbrero 2018-08-29
Did you even read the article? Idgaf about Jordan Peterson. He’s somewhat of a self righteous prick at times. What I do care about is people taking random bullshit the Atlantic publishes out of context, as fact. This is now the second time I’ve heard “people can only stay up 11 days.” It’s patently false. Even the university that carried out the experiment didn’t claim that crap. People need to be more careful of which magazines they choose to believe, and when you try to discredit a posh cunt with random false tripe, it just makes the whole argument look stupid.
Please, read the fucking article. About 75% down is when they’re like “Pfft this other article we wrote said this guy’s a nutcase. No way he stayed up more than 11 days” Original article doesn’t cite sources either. Journalistic integrity is fucking dead. Those of you who read a headline and move on without using your brain are to blame. Read into everything before you form an opinion. Please don’t fuck this up for everybody.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-08-29
lmao imagine being an Internet NEET worshiping this guy
Peterson is so full of shit about everything
1 booty_ass 2018-08-29
Anyone know where I could buy an extra large penis pump?
1 TheFactFacer 2018-08-29
ITT: people who have never heard of or experienced auto-immune disorders.
1 CyborgYoung 2018-08-29
These people are through the looking glass. They've become Flanderized versions of themselves.
Jordan Peterson's first appearance on Joe Rogan he was fine. He seemed to be well-meaning for the most part. I was never 100% in agreement with Peterson or his politics, but I overall got what he meant.
Now the dude is off his fucking rocker. I suppose this is what happens when you snort your own cum enough.