Alhamdulillah the mods have unbanned me. As celebration everyone please write your favourite quote from the Quran

14  2018-08-29 by AllahInValhallah

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I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src

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I don't remember this surah brother

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

  • Prickly sensation on skin

  • No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

  • Become hypersensitive to sound

  • Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend

  • May be able to hear colors

  • Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

  • Extreme pain

  • No movement

  • 90% will drop out of this phase

  • May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes

  • In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grishka

  • High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

  • Bogface

  • Ability to see anything

  • other universes

  • talk to aliens

  • addiction the bogposting

  • can last up to 6 weeks

  • must abandon your freinds and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍

  • will see aliens that will test mental capacity

  • a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked

  • able to citrus-dick without pain

  • flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

  • never been reached

  • immortality is granted

  • replace Igor

  • ﷼⸎

This Is a JEW FREE zone

dw bro I'm just false flagging

💥 DEATH TO ISRAEL 💥

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While it's not a verse in the quran hating Jews does play a strong role in Islam

"When I was a child I thought like a child, I spoke like a child, I acted like a child. Now that I'm an adult, I lift really fucking heavy things."

1 Coreinthians 13:11

Did the Torah have generics?

IDK. /u/annoysthegoys any wisdom you can offer for cheap here?

A man was murdered about the same time that the yellow cow was killed. Nobody knew who the murderer was. So Allah told the people to smite the dead man with a piece of the dead cow. When they did that, the dead man came to life and told everyone who had murdered him. 2:72-3

Allah truly is wise

"By Allah behave yourself, I will give you a taste of my shoe"

My mom quoted that one a lot. Now I quote it against my mom

"Do not befoul yourself with icky gussy, for bussy is halal and abundant."

78:33 And voluptuous women of equal age;

Bro the words women and equal don't belong in the same sentence

Lol. Ex?

Ex Gonna GIVE IT TO YA

Welcome to the fam man

My real family is at r/dramabutwithpinging

Probably surah Al Nisa. Aka Pizzashill's manifesto

It's not gay if it's not consensual.

فويلٌ (((للذين))) يكتبون الكتابَ بأيديهم ثم يقولون هذا من عند اللهِ ليشتروا به ثمناً قليلاً فويلٌ لهم مما كتبتْ أيديهم فويلٌ لهم مما يكسبون

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه قتلتني يا زلمة

"Mount a gigantic machine-gun onto an anime truck so that you may bring down the apostates."