I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
A man was murdered about the same time that the yellow cow was killed. Nobody knew who the murderer was. So Allah told the people to smite the dead man with a piece of the dead cow. When they did that, the dead man came to life and told everyone who had murdered him. 2:72-3
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-29
I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
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1 AllahInValhallah 2018-08-29
I don't remember this surah brother
1 JasonJewn0va 2018-08-29
ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes
Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact
γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes
Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking
ω (Omega Phase)
Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grishka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage
⍋ Phase
Bogface
Ability to see anything
other universes
talk to aliens
addiction the bogposting
can last up to 6 weeks
must abandon your freinds and family
p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage
; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
will see aliens that will test mental capacity
a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
able to citrus-dick without pain
flying
Theorized 6th bogstage
never been reached
immortality is granted
replace Igor
﷼⸎
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-08-29
This Is a JEW FREE zone
1 JasonJewn0va 2018-08-29
dw bro I'm just false flagging
💥 DEATH TO ISRAEL 💥
1 [deleted] 2018-08-29
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1 TheVirtueSignal 2018-08-29
Does this count?
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-08-29
While it's not a verse in the quran hating Jews does play a strong role in Islam
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-08-29
"When I was a child I thought like a child, I spoke like a child, I acted like a child. Now that I'm an adult, I lift really fucking heavy things."
1 Coreinthians 13:11
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-29
Did the Torah have generics?
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-08-29
IDK. /u/annoysthegoys any wisdom you can offer for cheap here?
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-08-29
A man was murdered about the same time that the yellow cow was killed. Nobody knew who the murderer was. So Allah told the people to smite the dead man with a piece of the dead cow. When they did that, the dead man came to life and told everyone who had murdered him. 2:72-3
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-08-29
Allah truly is wise
1 AssWizardOfSiberia 2018-08-29
"By Allah behave yourself, I will give you a taste of my shoe"
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-08-29
My mom quoted that one a lot. Now I quote it against my mom
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-29
"Do not befoul yourself with icky gussy, for bussy is halal and abundant."
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-29
78:33 And voluptuous women of equal age;
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-08-29
Bro the words women and equal don't belong in the same sentence
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-29
Lol. Ex?
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-08-29
Ex Gonna GIVE IT TO YA
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-29
Welcome to the fam man
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-08-29
My real family is at r/dramabutwithpinging
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-29
Probably surah Al Nisa. Aka Pizzashill's manifesto
1 911roofer 2018-08-29
It's not gay if it's not consensual.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-08-29
فويلٌ (((للذين))) يكتبون الكتابَ بأيديهم ثم يقولون هذا من عند اللهِ ليشتروا به ثمناً قليلاً فويلٌ لهم مما كتبتْ أيديهم فويلٌ لهم مما يكسبون
1 TheDuddee 2018-08-29
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه قتلتني يا زلمة
1 AlwaysFeral 2018-08-29
"Mount a gigantic machine-gun onto an anime truck so that you may bring down the apostates."