To all the Musk haters

4  2018-08-31 by ElegantConvictionAdv

I can't fathom why someone would hate Elon the Musk (unless you're a Chapofag) in the year Two Thousand 2018.

Back in 2017 and 2016, it was cool to hate Musket the Rocket. Every redditor ever was talking about his epic space x rockets, flying car, stupid questions, etc. You were going against the tide if you hated him. I personally wasn't interested in him enough to partake in pro or anti Musk circlejerk.

But it's 2018, people. He's calling random asian divers "pedos", asking (((questions))), and overall threatening the careers of journalists with stupid ideas. How can you not like this man? He's like a rouge cell in a sick man's body, a huge mole on your mother's face, or an Albanian computer virus in your macbook.

Only reason one can hate this man is moralfaggery, and honestly if you care about morals in [current year] you need to gfto to /r/islam or someshit

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1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-31

Only reason one can hate this man is moralfaggery

Wrong

  • Deleted his IG because Grimes broke up with him

  • The "funding" was never secured

  • Wanted to "go private" because he thinks short sellers are meany poo-poo heads

  • Got BTFO by his board on going private

  • Got BTFO by Azalea Banks

  • Blames "Ambien" for stupid shit

1  archdukef4gg0talt 2018-08-31

Deleted his IG because Grimes broke up with him

she did?

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-31

https://www.thecut.com/2018/08/elon-musk-and-grimes-unfollow-each-other-on-social-media.html

1  archdukef4gg0talt 2018-08-31

lmfaooo

1  aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-08-31

They were dating?

1  Che_Gueporna 2018-08-31

Oh shit, Grimes broke up with him?

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-31

I love Space Daddy even more than Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn. I just love him. He's a salt machine. All aboard the Space Train, we doin' some capitalism in Mars orbit!!

1  ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-31

Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn

The problem I have with them is the status quo accepts them. While Space Daddy is all-powerful and all-might, the lizard people are currently working against him, unlike the two beautiful & attractive & independent gamer mommies.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-31

the status quo accepts them.

Who are you surrounding yourself with

1  ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-31

I read mainstream media only & also watch Colbert. His segment with Bill Burr last year was so funny.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-31

Bill Burr is the shit, his recent Conan bit about women is 👌https://youtu.be/lW2pXu97Yvo

The man is god-tier

1  ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-31

Yeah lmao that was the angriest he got about a crowd in the past few years I think.

Also if you haven't watched it, Colbert's segment was shit. Literally him watching Burr rant while he keeps his poker face and asks totally irrelevant questions.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-31

Colbert is pretty shit since leaving the Snark Report, haven't actually watched a single episode, just some meh clips

1  Momruepari 2018-08-31

he was the one who figured out the Orange Man Bad formula before all the other talk shows

1  Momruepari 2018-08-31

Bill Burr has been the best comic since Patrice O'Neil died.

1  transoceanicdeath 2018-08-31

I hate him because I think space exploration is dumb as fuck.