they don't sell em under the haribo name anymore. They have a different one. Most of the sugar free gummy bears on there use the artificial sweeter that will give you the shits :)
Naja, kommt drauf an, was du nach'm Studium machen willst. Mathe (und vor allem Statistik) sind schon ziemlich praktisch im Leben. In welchem Semester bist du?
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-02
You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.
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1 TenDeez 2018-09-02
Yummy cummies get in my tummy
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1 The-Gaming-Alien 2018-09-02
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
1 Gorilla_War_Veteran 2018-09-02
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-02
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1 KameraadLenin 2018-09-02
give me cummies sky daddy
1 OldManPastry 2018-09-02
Daddy’s 🧔 cummies, 💦 nice 😊 and yummy 😋
Thick 😫👌and gooey, feel like honey 🍯
That sweet 🍭 milk, 🥛 oh-so-tasty 🤤
Daddy, 🧔 Daddy, 🧔 please be hasty!💨
My tongue 👅 swirls 😛 round 🔁 and round 🔁
While Daddy 🧔 gives my ass 🍑 a great big pound 🤜💥
Over 😑 in the corner, wrapped 🎁 in chains ⛓
Mommy 👩 huddled over, screaming 😱 in pain 😪
“Shut up, bitch! 👩 Stay on the floor!”
Mommy 👩 sobbing 😭 louder, I 👧 call 🗣 her a whore
She reaches behind her 👩 for her gun 💀
While Daddy gropes 👋 and tickles 🤗 my sweet 🍬 buns 🍑
Puts the barrel 😛 between 👉👈 her teeth 👄
And Daddy’s 🧔 semen 💦 begins to seep ☔️
Gunpowder, blood, 💉 brains 🧠 and gore 😎
Mommy’s 👩 lifeless 👻 corpse slumps ⬇️ to the floor 😂
Cummies, 💦 cummies 💦 filling my throat
My pussy 🐱 is completely 😍 soaked 💦
But Daddy’s cock 🍆 just gets bigger 😳😲
Over near 😯 the drawers, he grabs the scissors ✂️
Cuts 🔪 a hole 🕳 in Mommy’s 👩 stomach
In her hand, 🤲 a gin and tonic 🍺
He 🧔 begins to unravel her strings of intestines 😝
“Look 👀 closely, you’ll learn 👨🏫 a lesson”
Ties a noose, 😔 rigs it tight 😫
“Sweetie, 👧 sweetie, 👧 no need to fight” 👊💥
Puts her 👩 guts 🤤 around 🔄 my neck
“Looks like everything’s good 👍 and set” 👌
Lets me fall down ⬇️ about 🤔💭 a yard
Face 👧 turning blue, choking 🤭 hard 💪
All the while, 🕑 Daddy’s 🧔 stroking his cock 🍆
And for a moment, 😳 our eyes 👁 lock 🔒
Tears 😭 of joy 😊 stream down my face 👧
I’m going to 😵 a better ✨ place~
1 songthatendstheworld 2018-09-02
/u/Mircy
1 Mircy 2018-09-02
Seen it before
1 songthatendstheworld 2018-09-02
Very sorry to bother you
1 OldManPastry 2018-09-02
What the fuck
1 Kraken_Barrel 2018-09-02
That got dark.
1 dramasexual 2018-09-02
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 SageKnows 2018-09-02
Yes officer, this comment over here.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-02
Candies aren't exactly my thing. I like canned sardines in soy oil.
1 Voltar134 2018-09-02
srdine out! out!! out!!!
1 imissyouseattle 2018-09-02
Take pic of little sardine face poking out your asshole thanks
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-02
Here, fam.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-09-02
u/PoorLilMarco
1 Fishofthetunavariety 2018-09-02
Aren't they confirmed "not-furry?"
1 imissyouseattle 2018-09-02
He's still our resident expert.
1 woetotheconquered 2018-09-02
Haribo gummy candies are the tits.
1 cmakk1012 2018-09-02
Is there a Tay-branded candy?
1 knucklebone 2018-09-02
the sugar free ones are so much better for you though! you should try them...
1 seenten 2018-09-02
One of the few times Amazon reviews don't lie
1 Norci 2018-09-02
Do you have a link?
1 knucklebone 2018-09-02
they don't sell em under the haribo name anymore. They have a different one. Most of the sugar free gummy bears on there use the artificial sweeter that will give you the shits :)
1 headasplodes 2018-09-02
Dude bussi lmao
1 seenten 2018-09-02
You know the sugar free ones? They may not be bussy, but they'll certainly affect your bussy
1 NasenSpray 2018-09-02
https://i.imgur.com/BvPwqMR.png
1 niggerpenis 2018-09-02
lol
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-02
https://i.imgur.com/1OfDgls.jpg
1 NasenSpray 2018-09-02
Bei uns gibt's die nicht mehr :<
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-02
In meiner Kühltruhe ist noch ne Schachtel. Wenn ich gedoxxt werde, kannst du vorbeikommen
1 NasenSpray 2018-09-02
Dein Foto ist aus'm Edeka, oder? Da hab' ich noch nicht nachgeschaut.
Wie hoch ist Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass du in oder um München wohnst?
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-02
Hab gerade eh Mathe gemacht, also hab ich nachgerechnet und bin bei 0% ausgekommen
1 NasenSpray 2018-09-02
Schüler oder Student? 🤷
Fick dich, ich will Bussy Mix Schleckdrink 😡
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-02
Student, ist aber nicht allzu wichtig für Informatik
1 NasenSpray 2018-09-02
Naja, kommt drauf an, was du nach'm Studium machen willst. Mathe (und vor allem Statistik) sind schon ziemlich praktisch im Leben. In welchem Semester bist du?
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-02
Schenk mir erstmal Blumen bevor ich dir meine Lebensgeschichte erzähl
1 NasenSpray 2018-09-02
Bitteschön: 💐💐💐
Also, erzähl.
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-02
Ende von 2
1 NasenSpray 2018-09-02
Haste schon Pläne für nach'm Studium? Kannste schon programmieren und so, oder lernste das erst?
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-02
Konkret nichts, aber ich hab schon C, ++ und Assembler durch
1 NasenSpray 2018-09-02
haha, C++ kann man nicht lernen
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-02
Haha ich auch
1 Norci 2018-09-02
Jokes aside, that's like my favorite candy.
1 NOTticktockwarrior 2018-09-02
bussy
1 Bigbewmistaken 2018-09-02
lmao
1 giroth 2018-09-02
Only if they're sugarless
1 imnotagayboy 2018-09-02
Go into Tesco alone
Fucking Tories cut my autismbux so have to survive on £3 meal deals
Happen upon a chicken sandwich without mayo
Let out a high pitched giggle, announce to the crowd of shoppers "that's an r slash drama meme, it means we want to kill all the white people"
Aside from a few disgusted OAPs, no-one pays attention to the fat neckbeard
"I know, I'll take a picture and show it to all my drama buddies, maybe they'll reward me with bussy - that means boy pussy", you shout out, hoping for a few laughs
Spend a few minutes fat-fingering your cracked iphone to get a picture of the sandwich wrapper
Get thrown out by staff and banned from the store for making a scene
Literally let out a high pitched "REEEEEEE" with a fat smug grin as you're dragged off
1 michaelnoir 2018-09-02
Petition to make Roger de Rabutin, Comte de Bussy the official 17th century French memoirist of /r/Drama.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-09-02
I'll allow it
1 Psycho_Robot 2018-09-02
The official snack needs to be the sugar free haribo gummies. It'd massively boost our shitposting game.
1 dapidginhelperman 2018-09-02
i could use an -ussy glossary but I don’t want to get bullied by asking
1 GoogMastr 2018-09-02
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but
Gussy - Girl Pussy
Bussy - Boy Pussy
Tussy - Trans Pussy
1 dapidginhelperman 2018-09-02
huh, well I had worked out at least the first two correctly but I thought there was a lot more than just three
1 GoogMastr 2018-09-02
Might be I've only been here a couple Months so a veteran might know more than me
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-09-02
The only one you got right was Bussy. Gussy is girl bussy and tussy is trans bussy
1 GoogMastr 2018-09-02
Looks Like I need to commit neck rope cause I'm a fucking failure
1 Automatic_Meaning 2018-09-02
Isn't all Bussy fruity by definition?
1 dramasexual 2018-09-02
What about straight bussi tho