Well, the second dog was almost as big an emotional roller coaster as the first. I felt dirty for "cheating" on Max, who is now more of a "husband" in my heart than my ex ever was.
How very much we've tried our best to give ourselves a good life. But in spite of all of our trying a handful of our people, with their lies, have made our lives impossible. There's no way to detach ourselves from what's happened today.
Not only are we in a compound situation, not only are there those who have left and committed the betrayal of the century, some have stolen children from others, and they are in pursuit right now to ban them because they stole their children. And we are sitting here waiting on a powder keg.
I don't think it is what we want to do with our babies--I don't think that's what we had in mind to do with our babies. It is said by the greatest of prophets from time immemorial: "No man may take my life from me; I lay my life down." So to sit here and wait for the catastrophe that's going to happen on that mod team--it's going to be a catastrophe. It almost happened here. Almost happened when the pizzashill was nearly killed here. You can't steal people's children. You can't take off with people's children without expecting a violent reaction. And that's not so unfamiliar to us either--even if we were Judeo-Christian--if we weren't radical centrists. The world (inaudible) suffers violence, and the violent shall take it by force. If we can't live in peace, then let's die in peace. (Applause.)
We've been so betrayed. We have been so terribly betrayed. (Music and singing) But we've tried and as (inaudible) ... if this only works one day it was worthwhile. (Applause.) Thank you.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-02
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-09-02
Well, the second dog was almost as big an emotional roller coaster as the first. I felt dirty for "cheating" on Max, who is now more of a "husband" in my heart than my ex ever was.
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1 Early_Onset_Dementia 2018-09-02
Ban all subreddits!
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-09-02
Reddit would be a better website if it banned all redditors.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-09-02
😱😱😱
1 imnotagayboy 2018-09-02
Congratulations on getting pizzashit's crown
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-09-02
ty 😘😘😘
1 UniverseInH 2018-09-02
You’re not worthy.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-09-02
None of us are :'(
1 imnotagayboy 2018-09-02
Don't listen to that guy, you 100% deserve it. The last thing we saw of pizzashill was him going
"I am undoxable"
"No you're not"
"Well I'll just edit and delete all my comments then. There's no way to look through all my comments now."
And you just go "Yeah you can, here's the link"
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1 LightUmbra 2018-09-02
It was PK's first REEE
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-09-02
This, but unironically
1 BradicalCenter 2018-09-02
Ban all users from every sub.
1 Lysis10 2018-09-02
I has signed this petition. It will be bigger than global warming.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-09-02
Thank you brother! Inshallah!
1 Daymandayman 2018-09-02
Ok which one of you did this?
1 Pepperglue 2018-09-02
So we ban ourselves?
1 [deleted] 2018-09-02
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1 AnnArchist 2018-09-02
k
1 The_Almighty_Demoham 2018-09-02
For the greater good.
1 muck4doo 2018-09-02
We Ban ourselves:
How very much we've tried our best to give ourselves a good life. But in spite of all of our trying a handful of our people, with their lies, have made our lives impossible. There's no way to detach ourselves from what's happened today.
Not only are we in a compound situation, not only are there those who have left and committed the betrayal of the century, some have stolen children from others, and they are in pursuit right now to ban them because they stole their children. And we are sitting here waiting on a powder keg.
I don't think it is what we want to do with our babies--I don't think that's what we had in mind to do with our babies. It is said by the greatest of prophets from time immemorial: "No man may take my life from me; I lay my life down." So to sit here and wait for the catastrophe that's going to happen on that mod team--it's going to be a catastrophe. It almost happened here. Almost happened when the pizzashill was nearly killed here. You can't steal people's children. You can't take off with people's children without expecting a violent reaction. And that's not so unfamiliar to us either--even if we were Judeo-Christian--if we weren't radical centrists. The world (inaudible) suffers violence, and the violent shall take it by force. If we can't live in peace, then let's die in peace. (Applause.)
We've been so betrayed. We have been so terribly betrayed. (Music and singing) But we've tried and as (inaudible) ... if this only works one day it was worthwhile. (Applause.) Thank you.
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