What kind of pussy waits three weeks to tell HIS WIFE that he would like to have sex, proceeds to jack off when rejected (by his own wife), and when kicked out of his own marriage bed runs away to mommy?
Be a man, make her want to have sex with you and she will.
There was a time when r/deadbedrooms was the most depressing sub on Reddit. Never underestimate the existential despair of people who aren't getting laid enough
I asked him to stop (he didnโt) and I reached over to try to swat his hand away. He then grabbed my hand and put it over his erection. I snatched my hand back and called him a perv. He got annoyed, and snapped that I had succeeded in making him soft, and stopped.
look if you actually think this is rape you may be a male feminist
Lol not when she said no right before. They are both in the wrong here. She shouldn't have tried to swat his hand away from his dick and he shouldn't have forcibly put her hand on his dick.
So yes, even when someone said no earlier in the evening, if you're married and they see your dick and then reach for your dick it is a reasonable expectation of consent.
If she had said no and he had reached over and grabbed her hand and put it on his dick, it would have been different. If she pulled her hand away, said no, and he did it again, it would be different.
The only thing he did wrong here is be an unattractive whiny bitch who jerks off with an angry face at his deadbedroom wife like he's autistic
They were mid-fight about their dead bedroom. There is no way a reasonable person would think that she wanted to give him a handy as he masturbated in front of her out of spite. These people need a divorce or counseling asap.
You have no idea what amounts of time took place between the various parts of this conversation and jerkit interaction.
There is no way a reasonable person would think that she wanted to give him a handy as he masturbated in front of her out of spite
Upon realizing her husband is desperate enough to actually wank himself in the same bed a la american beauty, Margaret guiltily decides on some conciliatory gross handywork
Want =/= consent. Choosing to and wanting to are not the same thing.
These people need a divorce or counseling asap.
Lol @ counseling. You can't counsel someone into having a higher sex drive.
These people need a friend that can take him aside for three seconds and tell him to become more attractive if he wants to get laid.
Last night my husband and I were lying in bed when he mentioned that we hadnโt had sex in 3 weeks. I responded that it didnโt seem like itโd been that long but he insisted that he was right. I told him I really wasnโt in the mood but we could try tomorrow.
Apparently that wasnโt satisfactory because he announced heโd just get himself off. Now I want to note that he has never masturbated in front of me before. That just isnโt something we do. Anyway he started just going at it under the blankets. Iโm not really a prude and I donโt mind if he masturbates in general, but I was very put off by this. It almost seemed like he was doing it to spite me.
I asked him to stop (he didnโt) and I reached over to try to swat his hand away. He then grabbed my hand and put it over his erection. I snatched my hand back and called him a perv.ย
Allah's Messenger (๏ทบ) said, "If a husband calls his wife to his bed (i.e. to have sexual relations) and she refuses and causes him to sleep in anger, the angels will curse her till morning."
You right brother! she did not ask his permission before trying to swat his dick. if he hadn't had forced her hand onto his dick (giving consent) she would now be a rapist. He saved her by giving consent forcibly.
unfortunately, all relationships up with barely any sex, studies confirm that women's sex drive is lower the longer the marriage goes on. it's just a pointless thing to stay with one person for 20 years, yet we keep forcing ourselves to do it.
there is literally no secret redpill PUA hack to make your wife want to fuck you, its just biology, it's inevitable.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-02
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1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-09-02
What kind of pussy waits three weeks to tell HIS WIFE that he would like to have sex, proceeds to jack off when rejected (by his own wife), and when kicked out of his own marriage bed runs away to mommy?
Be a man, make her want to have sex with you and she will.
1 vtesterlwg 2018-09-02
this is 10000% correct tbh
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-09-02
9999% correct, 10000% when you figure out its making other people, not her, want to have sex with you that motivates
1 vtesterlwg 2018-09-02
massive off
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-09-02
nope, definitely correct
would link a dozen studies proving women outsource their attractiveness assessments and men don't but it's too late for srsposting
1 ragnathorn 2018-09-02
The kind of guy that marries a broad who gets uncomfortable about masturbation. Where are these people even from?
1 uniqueguy263 2018-09-02
Reddit. They prob met at a meetup
1 Femicide 2018-09-02
lol.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-09-02
he's probably meeting up with that girl from high school who he started on-and-off hitting up on facebook a few months ago
1 Early_Onset_Dementia 2018-09-02
If my wife ever did this to me I'd be very surprised because I don't have a wife.
1 Shark_life 2018-09-02
Deep inside you know you'll make a great wife someday.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-02
These are some patheticness levels I've encountered before
1 shut_up_frank 2018-09-02
When's the last time you looked in a mirror? ๐
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-02
I said pathetic, not unbelievably handsome
1 shut_up_frank 2018-09-02
You're right about that at least
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-02
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1 shut_up_frank 2018-09-02
Epic reference fellow gamer! ๐
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-02
๐๐ That's right le fellow memer! ๐๐
1 shut_up_frank 2018-09-02
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1 Sir_Panache 2018-09-02
what did I just watch
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-09-02
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1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-09-02
GAMERS RISE UP
1 Plexipus 2018-09-02
There was a time when r/deadbedrooms was the most depressing sub on Reddit. Never underestimate the existential despair of people who aren't getting laid enough
1 UniverseInH 2018-09-02
lmafo what a frigid cow
1 yourdeadwife 2018-09-02
I kinda hate both these people. But passive aggressive jacking off is a new one. Props for creativity.
1 vtesterlwg 2018-09-02
I asked him to stop (he didnโt) and I reached over to try to swat his hand away. He then grabbed my hand and put it over his erection. I snatched my hand back and called him a perv. He got annoyed, and snapped that I had succeeded in making him soft, and stopped.
look if you actually think this is rape you may be a male feminist
1 Xurker 2018-09-02
Hell yeah brother marriage is consent roll tide obama is stockpiling black helicopters
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-09-02
marriage + reaching for your dick in bed is in fact the reasonable expectation of consent, yes
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-02
Lol not when she said no right before. They are both in the wrong here. She shouldn't have tried to swat his hand away from his dick and he shouldn't have forcibly put her hand on his dick.
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-09-02
consent can change.
So yes, even when someone said no earlier in the evening, if you're married and they see your dick and then reach for your dick it is a reasonable expectation of consent.
If she had said no and he had reached over and grabbed her hand and put it on his dick, it would have been different. If she pulled her hand away, said no, and he did it again, it would be different.
The only thing he did wrong here is be an unattractive whiny bitch who jerks off with an angry face at his deadbedroom wife like he's autistic
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-02
They were mid-fight about their dead bedroom. There is no way a reasonable person would think that she wanted to give him a handy as he masturbated in front of her out of spite. These people need a divorce or counseling asap.
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-09-02
You have no idea what amounts of time took place between the various parts of this conversation and jerkit interaction.
Upon realizing her husband is desperate enough to actually wank himself in the same bed a la american beauty, Margaret guiltily decides on some conciliatory gross handywork
Want =/= consent. Choosing to and wanting to are not the same thing.
Lol @ counseling. You can't counsel someone into having a higher sex drive.
These people need a friend that can take him aside for three seconds and tell him to become more attractive if he wants to get laid.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-02
Literally mid-fight
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1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-02
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1 vtesterlwg 2018-09-02
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1 HailSanta2512 2018-09-02
a surprising lack of beating or marriage rape
this Allah guy might be onto something
1 shallowm 2018-09-02
There is no need, since such a woman would be BTFO by Allah in the afterlife.
1 JTBebe2 2018-09-02
You right brother! she did not ask his permission before trying to swat his dick. if he hadn't had forced her hand onto his dick (giving consent) she would now be a rapist. He saved her by giving consent forcibly.
1 Punkiamo- 2018-09-02
This is why you don't let your wife on Reddit
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-09-02
Nothing kills a relationship quite like getting married.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-09-02
MeToo
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-09-02
The guy hate wanked himself. Hit the divorce button.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-09-02
What is wrong with boomayos?
1 letter_of_resignatio 2018-09-02
Get some bussy.
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1 Destirigon 2018-09-02
People always joke about how singles have more sex than people in a relationship, especially married ones.
I suppose among redditors this is actually true then.
1 bigberthaboy 2018-09-02
Married people having no sex has been around forever
1 NK_Pls_Nuke_Iowa_Now 2018-09-02
Why is this so difficult to understand?
1 shallowm 2018-09-02
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1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-09-02
When you're so secure about your sexuality that you suck six dicks before breakfast and still aren't gay ๐ฏ
1 shallowm 2018-09-02
Your actions don't make you gay, your gay makes you gay.
1 Thebuguy 2018-09-02
That's it! I'm ready to become a trap
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-09-02
I hope the husband finds someone that gives a shit about fucking him regularly so the wife ends up posting about him on chumplady
1 peetpeetpeetpeet 2018-09-02
You're literally entitled to sex.
You have the title of husband/wife to show it.
1 TenDeez 2018-09-02
Beta uprising when?
This is why I only hook up with passable QT 3.14 traps with cute soft pink little feminine penis.
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1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-09-02
You can hear the pre-redpilled males slithering all over that sub. I bet it's prime recruiting ground for them.
Not that I'm taking the side of the woman but maybe if they weren't such passive manbaby faggots their wives would want to fuck them.
1 SlowFatHusky 2018-09-02
Probably not. That ship already sailed and she hasn't found someone else to fuck worth leaving him for.
1 Femicide 2018-09-02
woman never fucks her husband, it's the man's fault. women cheats, it's the man's fault.
you'd fit right in at menslib.
1 Femicide 2018-09-02
unfortunately, all relationships up with barely any sex, studies confirm that women's sex drive is lower the longer the marriage goes on. it's just a pointless thing to stay with one person for 20 years, yet we keep forcing ourselves to do it.
there is literally no secret redpill PUA hack to make your wife want to fuck you, its just biology, it's inevitable.
1 shallowm 2018-09-02
Have you tried spinning 20 plates and holding frame?
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-09-02
Nah my wife gonna wanna get nasty till she's 95. Her last request will be for me to lube up her ass and go to town in the hospital room.
1 Peachtea855 2018-09-02
This is not true. My husband and I have been married for 22 year, we have sex at least 5 times a week. My sex drive is higher now than its ever been.
1 Femicide 2018-09-02
"the average isn't true, my one person anecdote disproves it".
why is everyone on reddit so stupid?
1 Femicide 2018-09-02
marriage, not even once.