I don't know about 'good', but I definitely found it interesting. Not because it highlights difficulties with 'eating healthy'. You can google "healthy diet" and the results are surprisingly basic and devoid of fads.
Rather it highlights the difficulty of living life as a "woke" culturally conscious person in which simply putting food into your mouth has a myriad of socio-cultural ramifications.
It's an infuriating article because the first paragraphs are the most inflammatory. I'm extremely cynical of journalism at this point and I can only assume it's on purpose because your typical centrist would read the first part, get furious, and start the controversy marketing chain. And then the second half of the article is basically calling the first half bullshit and offering a more reasonable look at the situation. An editorial nightmare.
the difficulty of living life as a "woke," culturally conscious person in which simply putting food into your mouth has a myriad of socio-cultural ramifications.
I really dont understand this mindset. Why would you do that to yourself, its food for God's sake. That being said, ive never seen anyone like that irl
Fun fact: /u/snallygaster tells all her friends that her favorite song is "London Calling" by The Clash, but her real favorite song is "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers
Fun Fact: regardless of the ELO rating of her opponent in chess, /u/snallygaster will always open with the King's Indian Defense as the white pieces, and open with the Advanced Dragon attack as the black pieces
fun fact: /u/snallygaster was the inspiration for Amanda Bynes' Character in the film "She's The Man". However, instead of infiltrating the high school men's soccer team, it was the local Free Mason lodge. Snally was found out when the Mason secret handshake required touching dick-tips between two members.
Fun fact: /u/snallygaster has never done karaoke because she's afraid that her singing voice is bad and will embarrass her. She doesn't realize yet that the fun in karaoke is ironic: it's because everyone is a bad singer is what makes it fun.
Fun fact: the only time /u/snallygaster played fantasy football, she won first place in the league. Her strategy was drafting players based on how cute their butts looked in football pants.
fun fact: /u/snallygaster thinks the designated hitter rule in baseball is bullshit and thinks pitchers should stop being such babies and learn how to swing a bat
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-02
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1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster is the official spokesperson for “Beauty at every Fursuit size” campaign.
1 OnionBits 2018-09-02
I'm pro furry as long as the costume is flammable
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-09-02
Nah. She’s kinda skinny with big titties.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
no need to white knight here breh, she';s a strong independent gurl who don't need no man
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-09-02
Oh I’m not white knighting. I’m just saying she’s not a hefty girl.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-09-02
I don’t want to see it. She’s not my type.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
3D>2D . try all you want you know this to be true
1 Nopepole 2018-09-02
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1 ImTheWind 2018-09-02
This but ironically.
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1 justcool393 2018-09-02
are you okay Assy? you're starting to worry me. did snally reject you or something?
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-09-02
Nah, it was that pornstar mod on the 4chan sub that shot him down; now he's projecting
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1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
I just like writing odd stuff. it doesn’t have to be about snally, but it makes it funnier if it is imo
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-09-02
I'd suggest considering the words of u/snallygaster to be meaningful in some way or another. It might benefit you one day.
1 FEMA_Death_Camp 2018-09-02
Now cup the
ballsoversized clit.1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-09-02
I hope you can swim.
1 FEMA_Death_Camp 2018-09-02
Ew no
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-09-02
metaphorically
1 FEMA_Death_Camp 2018-09-02
no ty
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-09-02
edit: based upon your posting history, I don't think you are up for it. Stay in the shallow end, kid.
1 FEMA_Death_Camp 2018-09-02
No
1 OnionBits 2018-09-02
This is where you become a snide and condescending redditor and say "not an argument" over and over again
1 FEMA_Death_Camp 2018-09-02
No ty
1 bigberthaboy 2018-09-02
Is this a pizza shill quote or are you like a master doxxer
1 SmurfPrivilege 2018-09-02
I don't know about 'good', but I definitely found it interesting. Not because it highlights difficulties with 'eating healthy'. You can google "healthy diet" and the results are surprisingly basic and devoid of fads.
Rather it highlights the difficulty of living life as a "woke" culturally conscious person in which simply putting food into your mouth has a myriad of socio-cultural ramifications.
1 ragnathorn 2018-09-02
It's an infuriating article because the first paragraphs are the most inflammatory. I'm extremely cynical of journalism at this point and I can only assume it's on purpose because your typical centrist would read the first part, get furious, and start the controversy marketing chain. And then the second half of the article is basically calling the first half bullshit and offering a more reasonable look at the situation. An editorial nightmare.
1 DistortedLines 2018-09-02
I really dont understand this mindset. Why would you do that to yourself, its food for God's sake. That being said, ive never seen anyone like that irl
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
remove the redtabboo crap and sticky this asshole
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
Fun Fact: /u/snallygaster belongs to National Public Radio's "Wine of the Month Club". Her favorite is the "Dianne Rehm" Rosé
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
Fun fact: /u/snallygaster tells all her friends that her favorite song is "London Calling" by The Clash, but her real favorite song is "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
Fun Fact: regardless of the ELO rating of her opponent in chess, /u/snallygaster will always open with the King's Indian Defense as the white pieces, and open with the Advanced Dragon attack as the black pieces
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-09-02
Eww is this true Snally?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: snallygaster is the person who writes all the labels in a Ben Garrison cartoon
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster was the inspiration for Amanda Bynes' Character in the film "She's The Man". However, instead of infiltrating the high school men's soccer team, it was the local Free Mason lodge. Snally was found out when the Mason secret handshake required touching dick-tips between two members.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster 's most frequently used tags on exhentai are "heart pupils" "catgirl" and "tanlines"
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-09-02
A girl after my own heart. Just replace heart pupils with incest.
1 911roofer 2018-09-02
Hot as fuck.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
I forgot to mention she also uses "vanilla"
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
Fun fact: /u/snallygaster has never done karaoke because she's afraid that her singing voice is bad and will embarrass her. She doesn't realize yet that the fun in karaoke is ironic: it's because everyone is a bad singer is what makes it fun.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
Fun fact: the only time /u/snallygaster played fantasy football, she won first place in the league. Her strategy was drafting players based on how cute their butts looked in football pants.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
not so fun fact: /u/snallygaster subscribed to Logan Paul's youtube channel
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster 's first car was a '98 Honda Accord with 90,000 miles
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster thinks the designated hitter rule in baseball is bullshit and thinks pitchers should stop being such babies and learn how to swing a bat
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-02
It's true. I had to call the mohel 😫
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: if your car's AC breaks down, /u/snallygaster "knows a guy" who can fix it
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster's personal pronouns are all Japanese Kaiju related.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster's poosey game is so stronk that Weev renounced his jewness and turned un-ironic Nazi after going down on her
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster 's "little black dress" uses real peacock feathers
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster 's first celebrity crush was Kermit the Frog from "A Muppet's Christmas Carol"
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: when /u/snallygaster goes to Cons she cosplays as Fire Princess from Adventure Time
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-02
fun fact: /u/snallygaster : takeittorjcirclejerk::allison mack : Nxivm