How the mighty have fallen! ShitRedditSays was the big (exaggerated) boogie man, brigading in the name of political correctness. Remembered it and agenda-post shit a rancid clam wrote. Post is well received, but the hate specimen comment goes UP by 10 votes - in a months-old thread.

41  2018-09-03 by SandorClegane_AMA

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1  brd4eva 2018-09-03

A post getting linked to SRS has always correlated with it getting upvoted, as the subreddit is filled with butthurt menz trying to counter a brigade that doesn't exist.
In many ways, SRS was ahead of it's time - it gleefully ironically gave itself the "evil" role, memed about mod power abuse, complained about reddit being terrible and came up with memespeak that still sounds fresh to this day (dildz, benned, menz). All of this occurred back in 2011, back when the rest of Reddit unironically celebrated rage comics and Chuck Norris jokes.

1  yourdeadwife 2018-09-03

SRS was always the final form of SRD. They were always trash.

1  DistortedLines 2018-09-03

I love SRS because (in addition to what you said) they still manage to live rent free in the average redditors mind, despite having a very small amount of active users. We here at /r/drama should learn from their shit stirring abilities.

1  Chanchumaetrius 2018-09-03

came up with memespeak that still sounds fresh to this day (dildz, benned, menz)

Ugh.

1  SandorClegane_AMA 2018-09-03

OMG DOWNVOTES RLY?

FOR SAYING SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT SRS?

He has discovered a cheatcode - post to SRS with a sockie, get your main account upvoted.

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1  watermark02 2018-09-03

I used to unironically post on SRS

Gamergate was super annoying

I got banned from it though, not sure why, but I am a white male so I deserved it imo

1  CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-09-03

Are self-disdaining women a thing?

Oh sweaty internalized misogyny is literally everywhere.

I'm like 99% sure I could be a better sjw than these hacks.

1  SandorClegane_AMA 2018-09-03

You are fat and sweaty.

1  CulturalYogurt 2018-09-03

I cant help but think there must have been some thing between Sophie Turner and Kit Harrington that didnt turn out her way. Why else would you be so salty that you'd show up to the wedding dressed like you're trying to win a sluttiest slut costume contest.

OTOH maybe she just WANTS us to think - maybe there was never anything there and she was just mad Kit didnt pick her. Or maybe just hated Rose Leslie for unrelated reasons and was willing to kamikaze to make her wedding not so perfect.

1  BusyMushroom 2018-09-03

Maybe she's just feeling 22

1  CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-09-03

Game of Thrones is overrated normie dogshit.

I enjoyed it as an undergrad because it gave me something to talk about with all the autists at my school, but I couldn't believe how cringy it was on semi-rewatch.

Every character is written like a 14 year old's idea of what a tough and gritty person sounds like, or what a witty person sounds like.

I'M not quEstioning yoUr hoNor, I'm DenyIng its ExIStEnce HOOOLY SHHHIT FUCCCKING POWNED OLD WHITE DUDE REKT 4 LYFE

Every bit role retard the main characters stumble across in the woods is basically an Elder Scrolls npc. "I'M A FOOKIN TOUGH KENT AND I'LL FUCKIN WEDGE A MACE UP ME OWN BUMHOLE wink wink this ain't your granddaddy's lameo high fantasy lol whip nae nae

1  diggity_md 2018-09-03

Epic dabbing on them normies, now tell me about real TV like Rick and Morty

1  CrosbyStillzandSwag 2018-09-03

Not realizing that the GoT and Rickard and Mortimer fandoms draw from the same Dr. Who-watching, college freshman parasites

1  gumble212 2018-09-03

GoT is the Rick and Morty of TV shows that aren't Rick and Morty tbh

1  bigberthaboy 2018-09-03

I only enjoy real entertainment like Skyrim :)

1  charming_tainter 2018-09-03

I feel the same way about the books. I liked them because they were the first grimdark fantasy I read but once I picked up a series like The First Law I lost all interest in Game of Thrones and ASOIAF

1  SufficientCalories 2018-09-03

I remember reading the books about a decade ago at the recommendation of a classmate. I got to the part with the involuntary basejump, decided that Martin was just trying to make his readers angry, and switched to something better.

First Law is pretty great though. Despite the fact that every single character was a trope inversion I still got slapped by the twist.

1  charming_tainter 2018-09-03

I finished what's been released of ASOIAF because it's hard for me to start a series and not and because there are some good characters in there.

Despite the fact that every single character was a trope inversion I still got slapped by the twist.

I read somewhere, I think it was an ama, that Joe Abercrombie regretted the cliche characters in the original book, I imagine that's why the trilogy ended the way it did. I appreciated that no one got a happy ending even if it was depressing.

I'm also psyched for the next trilogy in the series, from what I read it's going to be 40 yrs in the future and may have some steampunk aspect to the world. He's done with the rough draft of the whole trilogy, I believe most of the original characters are returning but only Glokta will have chapters from his perspective. I only read up to The Heroes so please don't spoil anything for me, I accidentally read something a while ago that touched on a certain character surviving

1  SufficientCalories 2018-09-03

Hurry up and read Red Country so you are caught up.

1  charming_tainter 2018-09-03

I probably will soon, I got side tracked with The Farseer Trilogy and The gentlemen Bastards...its nice to read something not so hopeless

1  watermark02 2018-09-03

The third book was pretty good. It's goes way downhill from there. Martin ran out of ideas, because his original plan was shit and involved 2/3 of the story being about plot points he only had the vaguest conception of (an invasion of Westeros by Daeny and an invasion by the white walkers - we still have only had the smallest bit of either five books in).

The core of the book was the Lannister v Stark civil war, that's honestly all he should have planned for. And it was basically a retelling of the war of the roses. Now he's trapped and he can't come up with any new ideas. Not even the GoT writers could tidy up the mess he made very well.

1  Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-09-03

TIL I can plan stories just as well as GRRM

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-03

>Imagine unironically believing abercrombie is any better than GRRR.

The absolute state of dramafag.

1  charming_tainter 2018-09-03

Martin is a hack who will have both hands amputated because of the diabetis before he finishes that series....he wishes he could write an action sequence like Abercrombie

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-03

>Imagine caring more about an action sequence than the story.

Go back to your capeshit, nerd.

1  charming_tainter 2018-09-03

Imagine being a fan boy of a grandaddy neck beard who uses incest to cover plot holes

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-03

Incest is the whole plot. Literally. Without incest there would be no war.

1  AssWizardOfSiberia 2018-09-03

Books are great tho.

1  watermark02 2018-09-03

Come on it's not half as cringey as Elder Scrolls dialogue. That's basically impossible.

1  SandorClegane_AMA 2018-09-03

"Ser? My lady?" said Podrick. "Is a broken man an outlaw?"

"More or less," Brienne answered.

Septon Meribald disagreed. "More less than more. There are many sorts of outlaws, just as there are many sorts of birds. A sandpiper and a sea eagle both have wings, but they are not the same. The singers love to sing of good men forced to go outside the law to fight some wicked lord, but most outlaws are more like this ravening Hound than they are the lightning lord. They are evil men, driven by greed, soured by malice, despising the gods and caring only for themselves. Broken men are more deserving of our pity, though they may be just as dangerous. Almost all are common-born, simple folk who had never been more than a mile from the house where they were born until the day some lord came round to take them off to war. Poorly shod and poorly clad, they march away beneath his banners, ofttimes with no better arms than a sickle or a sharpened hoe, or a maul they made themselves by lashing a stone to a stick with strips of hide. Brothers march with brothers, sons with fathers, friends with friends. They've heard the songs and stories, so they go off with eager hearts, dreaming of the wonders they will see, of the wealth and glory they will win. War seems a fine adventure, the greatest most of them will ever know.

"Then they get a taste of battle.

"For some, that one taste is enough to break them. Others go on for years, until they lose count of all the battles they have fought in, but even a man who has survived a hundred fights can break in his hundred-and-first. Brothers watch their brothers die, fathers lose their sons, friends see their friends trying to hold their entrails in after they've been gutted by an axe.

"They see the lord who led them there cut down, and some other lord shouts that they are his now. They take a wound, and when that's still half-healed they take another. There is never enough to eat, their shoes fall to pieces from the marching, their clothes are torn and rotting, and half of them are shitting in their breeches from drinking bad water.

"If they want new boots or a warmer cloak or maybe a rusted iron halfhelm, they need to take them from a corpse, and before long they are stealing from the living too, from the smallfolk whose lands they're fighting in, men very like the men they used to be. They slaughter their sheep and steal their chickens, and from there it's just a short step to carrying off their daughters too. And one day they look around and realize all their friends and kin are gone, that they are fighting beside strangers beneath a banner that they hardly recognize. They don't know where they are or how to get back home and the lord they're fighting for does not know their names, yet here he comes, shouting for them to form up, to make a line with their spears and scythes and sharpened hoes, to stand their ground. And the knights come down on them, faceless men clad all in steel, and the iron thunder of their charge seems to fill the world . . .

"And the man breaks.

"He turns and runs, or crawls off afterward over the corpses of the slain, or steals away in the black of night, and he finds someplace to hide. All thought of home is gone by then, and kings and lords and gods mean less to him than a haunch of spoiled meat that will let him live another day, or a skin of bad wine that might drown his fear for a few hours. The broken man lives from day to day, from meal to meal, more beast than man. Lady Brienne is not wrong. In times like these, the traveler must beware of broken men, and fear them . . . but he should pity them as well."

When Meribald was finished a profound silence fell upon their little band. Brienne could hear the wind rustling through a clump of pussywillows, and farther off the faint cry of a loon. She could hear Dog panting softly as he loped along beside the septon and his donkey, tongue lolling from his mouth. The quiet stretched and stretched, until finally she said, "How old were you when they marched you off to war?"

"Why, no older than your boy," Meribald replied. "Too young for such, in truth, but my brothers were all going, and I would not be left behind. Willam said I could be his squire, though Will was no knight, only a potboy armed with a kitchen knife he'd stolen from the inn. He died upon the Stepstones, and never struck a blow. It was fever did for him, and for my brother Robin. Owen died from a mace that split his head apart, and his friend Jon Pox was hanged for rape."

"The War of the Ninepenny Kings?" asked Hyle Hunt.

"So they called it, though I never saw a king, nor earned a penny. It was a war, though. That it was."

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1  VidiotGamer 2018-09-03

looks at title

Man... I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.

1  LemonScore_ 2018-09-03

I feel like giving a shit about modesty is more an American Christian foible

Yes, there has never been another nation or culture in the world that cares about modesty. It's all because of evil Christians oppressing people in the US.

1  SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-09-03

You forgot white because, god forbidden, these horrible people invented everything that's evil

1  DankMemester2865 2018-09-03

All the obnoxious virtue signalling cunts on the internet took a hard turn to the left and now the SRS/SRD brand of PC finger wagging is looking old, busted and shitlibby, SAD!