Ryan Gosling is probably cowering in a bunker in the tundra right now, hoping the mounties will protect him from Buzz BTFOing him like he did that Flat Earther.
I’d watch a movie about an elderly Buzz Aldrin hunting down Gosling and everyone else involved in First Man and beating them until they all agree to reshoots
Ryan Gosling probably doesn't know shit about the decision to not have a flag planting scene and just shat out a generic feel good answer in five seconds because he wanted to get out of the interview, go home, and jack off. Should've just stayed home and jacked off.
So what, sixty years later a hostile Russia is covering for America...why? China? Like ten countries who desire it greatly could humiliate and completely discredit the US in front of the world, and every single one of them could disprove this without breaking a sweat. So why don't they? Why didn't they?
There's also the people who are totally okay with all the other space exploration stuff, even believe everything SpaceX has done is real, but for some reason think the car stunt was fake.
I dunno why, but a lot of people want to believe highly specific things are fake while everything else surrounding those highly specific fake things is real.
The US could have made a deal or accepted some concessions with the Russians that we don't know about in exchange for their silence. Or the production value could have been THAT good that it legitamately fooled them.
I don't believe the landing was faked, but the Russians being quite about it isn't undeniable proof that the moon landing was real. There was a lot of shit going on between the US and the USSR that wasn't exactly being broadcast for public consumption. I think that reflecting glass or whatever is much better evidence for the moon landing being real.
There’s also the conspiracy that they went to the moon but knew the magnetic field would destroy the video footage or the radiation was too high to use a camera in the first place so they broadcasted a fake one while actually going there. Tbh i don’t know much or care but it sounded a bit less retarded when i heard that version.
Yes, because I am pretty sure the First Man controversy was faked or something to that end. Its honestly quite baffling that Gosling or Armstrong responded to anything regarding the movie.
We kicked those commies ass and these chucklefuck leafs try to act like planting our red, white, and blue middle finger on the moon wasn't 50% of Apollo 11's mission objectives.
Who knows, maybe they avoided that scene to make the movie easier to sell outside the US, because people (especially in China) might be a little recluctant to pay to see yet another american patriotism jerk-off session.
They didn’t remove the flag retard. The director just didn’t make the planting a core scene and someOne whose only ever had missionary sex got mad about it on twitter.
Tbf they do actually have the flag in the move, they just didn't have a big gawdy scene with music in slowmo where he plants the flag like everyone apparently expected.
But it should be a core scene, as the whole point of the Apollo missions where to bet the Soviets to the moon, and thus planting an American flag on the moon is beating the Soviets to the moon as an American achievement.
Do you know what the process was to plant the flag? It was long, arduous, and awkward because the astronauts had to assemble it and get it planted. It literally would have had yakity sax playing.
You don't know enough about filmmaking to decide what's a core scene. You don't even know enough about the moon landing it seems.
So that's why you skip ahead to the part where they plant the flag. That was the moneyshot of the whole space race. You have to actively be trying to be retarded to not get that.
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Aldrin also takes issue with the veracity of other scenes from the movie. For example; the recreation of an alleged incident where Neil Armstrong (Ryan Gosling) lies back naked from the waist down on a coffee table, raises his legs into the air and slowly inserts a large, wooden spoon into his un-greased anus in front of Queen Margrethe II of Denmark during her state visit to the Virgin Islands in 1976.
I am not sure why they are trying to view the mission to the moon as anything but an achievement done by America. The acheivement of getting to the moon is human history, but it is pretty significant and important in American history and culture of the time it was set in. Does Chazelle not understand why we even wanted to go to the moon in the first place? Because we didn't want to be shown up by Russians.
I am not sure why they are trying to view the mission to the moon as anything but an achievement done by America.
Maybe not even the primary reason behind the move to not have a big gawdy flag planting scene. It's literally just something Ryan Gosling shat out of his mouth in a few seconds during a bs interview that he probably wanted to get out of.
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1 Redactor0 2018-09-04
Ryan Gosling is probably cowering in a bunker in the tundra right now, hoping the mounties will protect him from Buzz BTFOing him like he did that Flat Earther.
1 loli_esports 2018-09-04
lmao ok spherecuck shill
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2018-09-04
I’d watch a movie about an elderly Buzz Aldrin hunting down Gosling and everyone else involved in First Man and beating them until they all agree to reshoots
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
lol
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
Ryan Gosling probably doesn't know shit about the decision to not have a flag planting scene and just shat out a generic feel good answer in five seconds because he wanted to get out of the interview, go home, and jack off. Should've just stayed home and jacked off.
1 TheDickTwister 2018-09-04
But... they're both actors... One just played in "reality" tv moon landing show
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-04
Sure bud
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-09-04
This is the most retarded conspiracy theory ever.
So what, sixty years later a hostile Russia is covering for America...why? China? Like ten countries who desire it greatly could humiliate and completely discredit the US in front of the world, and every single one of them could disprove this without breaking a sweat. So why don't they? Why didn't they?
1 Zeriell 2018-09-04
There's also the people who are totally okay with all the other space exploration stuff, even believe everything SpaceX has done is real, but for some reason think the car stunt was fake.
I dunno why, but a lot of people want to believe highly specific things are fake while everything else surrounding those highly specific fake things is real.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2018-09-04
That's not even a cool conspiracy. Obviously Musk hid a body in that suit in the driver's seat.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-09-04
No, you don't understand, we did go to the Moon but the landing you saw was faked, in order to cover up what was really there: Space Jews.
1 Dysiak 2018-09-04
(((Aliens)))
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-04
They faked it on the moon.
1 Ranilen 2018-09-04
1 Ragingbull93 2018-09-04
The US could have made a deal or accepted some concessions with the Russians that we don't know about in exchange for their silence. Or the production value could have been THAT good that it legitamately fooled them.
I don't believe the landing was faked, but the Russians being quite about it isn't undeniable proof that the moon landing was real. There was a lot of shit going on between the US and the USSR that wasn't exactly being broadcast for public consumption. I think that reflecting glass or whatever is much better evidence for the moon landing being real.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-09-04
lol
1 genericunimportant 2018-09-04
Why would those two be conflicting?
1 Dildokin 2018-09-04
There’s also the conspiracy that they went to the moon but knew the magnetic field would destroy the video footage or the radiation was too high to use a camera in the first place so they broadcasted a fake one while actually going there. Tbh i don’t know much or care but it sounded a bit less retarded when i heard that version.
1 Cho-Dai 2018-09-04
1 GrittyOil 2018-09-04
lmao isnt this literally gaslighting?
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-09-04
Kubrick was a sick fuck. Still gaslighting millions from the depths of hell.
1 Dildokin 2018-09-04
Kubrick would be a mod here if he was still alive
1 JabroniMark99 2018-09-04
Yes, because I am pretty sure the First Man controversy was faked or something to that end. Its honestly quite baffling that Gosling or Armstrong responded to anything regarding the movie.
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-04
I'm unironically mad about this too.
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
lol
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-04
We kicked those commies ass and these chucklefuck leafs try to act like planting our red, white, and blue middle finger on the moon wasn't 50% of Apollo 11's mission objectives.
1 Robot879 2018-09-04
Who knows, maybe they avoided that scene to make the movie easier to sell outside the US, because people (especially in China) might be a little recluctant to pay to see yet another american patriotism jerk-off session.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-09-04
But the director said that it has tons of other patriotic jerkfest so nothing to worry about!
1 Russian_Bot_Nyet 2018-09-04
Eat a dick, commie! USA #1. If China wants to be anywhere close to us they can stop sucking so much fag cock.
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1 DistortedLines 2018-09-04
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2018-09-04
What’s with subhumans putting down nasa heroes lately? First it was a furry and now a Canadian.
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-09-04
Holy shit, the people who landed on the Moon were Americans! I never knew!
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
lol
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-09-04
tbf it's really fucking stupid that they removed the flag
1 onenight1234 2018-09-04
They didn’t remove the flag retard. The director just didn’t make the planting a core scene and someOne whose only ever had missionary sex got mad about it on twitter.
1 marooncat1501 2018-09-04
It’s really fucking stupid that they removed the flag
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
Tbf they do actually have the flag in the move, they just didn't have a big gawdy scene with music in slowmo where he plants the flag like everyone apparently expected.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-09-04
what's missionary sex
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2018-09-04
It's how a Spaniard and an Aztec combine to make a Mexican.
1 Harbinger147 2018-09-04
But it should be a core scene, as the whole point of the Apollo missions where to bet the Soviets to the moon, and thus planting an American flag on the moon is beating the Soviets to the moon as an American achievement.
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-09-04
Do you know what the process was to plant the flag? It was long, arduous, and awkward because the astronauts had to assemble it and get it planted. It literally would have had yakity sax playing.
You don't know enough about filmmaking to decide what's a core scene. You don't even know enough about the moon landing it seems.
1 Redactor0 2018-09-04
So that's why you skip ahead to the part where they plant the flag. That was the moneyshot of the whole space race. You have to actively be trying to be retarded to not get that.
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
The fact that everyone expected it was a good enough reason not to have it
It's tacky and overdone
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-04
It's a biopic not a mystery. We already know what's going to happen.
1 SJCards 2018-09-04
Yeah but he also got to rub his dick on the Moon so he's probably cooler than you, just saying.
1 DistortedLines 2018-09-04
Gotta appeal to the Chinese market
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
Burgers are mad that they are no longer the only source of money in the world and aren't exclusively pandered to like they've felt entitled to all their life
1 DistortedLines 2018-09-04
Burger entertainment should cater to burger interests though, but international capitalism makes it unprofitable
1 leva549 2018-09-04
Yes, we should do the opposite of that, it would be calls National Soc.... oh.
1 DistortedLines 2018-09-04
Oy vey!
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-09-04
Dumb dramatards like you thinking you know how to best make a movie. Leave these decisions to the experts.
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
lol ur mad
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-09-04
Director has said that the flag is in the movie tho.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-09-04
Stanley Kubrick died like 15 years ago.
1 SJCards 2018-09-04
The actual planting of the flag was a bunch of bumbling because the damn thing wouldn't stay, lol. Vacuums suck.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-09-04
1 JabroniMark99 2018-09-04
I am not sure why they are trying to view the mission to the moon as anything but an achievement done by America. The acheivement of getting to the moon is human history, but it is pretty significant and important in American history and culture of the time it was set in. Does Chazelle not understand why we even wanted to go to the moon in the first place? Because we didn't want to be shown up by Russians.
1 watermark02 2018-09-04
Maybe not even the primary reason behind the move to not have a big gawdy flag planting scene. It's literally just something Ryan Gosling shat out of his mouth in a few seconds during a bs interview that he probably wanted to get out of.