every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
Barbara and Chris, if you make a video of the two of you kissing passionately for five minutes and email it to me, I'll give you the credentials to my personal bitcoin account in which you'll never have to beg for money again.
Last I checked, kiwi Farms doesn't really troll Chris that much anymore. In fact, they kind of adopted him as a pet and are pretty much the only people sending money to him and his mother while gossiping about them in their topic thread as more of a Zoological curiosity. Chris doesn't really do anything besides trying to raise money on the internet anymore and it's because he's finally realized that his family is living in existential times, to put it mildly. Chris cannot take care of himself, he has no one other than his mother to take care of him, and she can't even do that anymore. It's not certain what will happen to Chris after his mother passes away.
I honestly wonder if he'd even know what to do if his mom died. Considering how he has a history of not understanding death there is a very real possibility he will go full Norman Bates talking to his mother's corpse.
Tbh he needs to turn his internet off or something, considering how easy it is to purchase things via the game store it's very easy for him to rack up huge bills on a bunch of games he'll never play because he's got zero impulse control.
Acting like this wasn't Barb's idea
Barb knows that she can play the "senile old lady" shtick and get Chris' fans to send money. If you think that Barb is the victim here, you're being deceived.
She's the one who put a shitton of credit debt onto Chris so she could get more trash for the horde. She gives absolutely zero shits about Chris and just uses him as a money sponge.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-04
every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
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1 Neon_needles 2018-09-04
Woah some people will jerk it to anything.
1 NNewtoma 2018-09-04
It's not about sex, it's about power.
1 SkaterMan 2018-09-04
this is just fucking sad
1 OnionBits 2018-09-04
what the fuck
1 -Mopsus- 2018-09-04
Yeah, they come off like they're a family of mentally ill codependents.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-09-04
That's because they are
1 istural 2018-09-04
Not going to lie I feel bad for them now.
1 Momruepari 2018-09-04
I miss the Internet Lumberjack
1 AlwaysFeral 2018-09-04
Bob's cutting it down in heaven, now.
F.
1 Momruepari 2018-09-04
F
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-09-04
Allmen old lady...allmen
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-04
I wouldn't be surprised if it came out that his mother was blinking morse code
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-09-04
The people "trolling" Chris are way sadder than he is at this point.
1 spacekatguy 2018-09-04
Last I checked, kiwi Farms doesn't really troll Chris that much anymore. In fact, they kind of adopted him as a pet and are pretty much the only people sending money to him and his mother while gossiping about them in their topic thread as more of a Zoological curiosity. Chris doesn't really do anything besides trying to raise money on the internet anymore and it's because he's finally realized that his family is living in existential times, to put it mildly. Chris cannot take care of himself, he has no one other than his mother to take care of him, and she can't even do that anymore. It's not certain what will happen to Chris after his mother passes away.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-09-04
I honestly wonder if he'd even know what to do if his mom died. Considering how he has a history of not understanding death there is a very real possibility he will go full Norman Bates talking to his mother's corpse.
1 MightiestEwok 2018-09-04
CWC is an asshole but christ it's been over a decade now just let him jack off to pony cartoons and play with lego.
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2018-09-04
the problem is that he can't do that because he really isn't suited to live in society
All of his recent money problem is the result of his actions
1 MightiestEwok 2018-09-04
Beyond his autism he's also terminally stupid, but even he will learn to stop blowing money once people stop pitying him and bailing him out.
1 shanewater 2018-09-04
Tbh he needs to turn his internet off or something, considering how easy it is to purchase things via the game store it's very easy for him to rack up huge bills on a bunch of games he'll never play because he's got zero impulse control.
1 Truckergod 2018-09-04
1 hoseja 2018-09-04
I thought it died.