Nice try everyone, but /u/Ed_ButteredToast is the ultimate Waifu.

35  2018-09-05 by Al_ButteredToast

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You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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Also Pandas ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ are the official animal of /r/drama.

Pandas have a hard time fucking, wait a second...

Thatโ€™s because theyโ€™re too busy being awesome ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ

>Eating big hard wood 16 hours a day.

Truly r/drama spirit animal. We should all aspire to be more like pandas.

I support this coup.

Pandas are just about asexual and have problems trying to conceive. Is this a ref to the ping ban and the sub going extinct?

Apparently pandas breed just fine in the wild. Its only in zoos that they get super picky. Kind of like incels posting on Reddit.

This is false. /u/cdace has informed me that Dino's are the official animal of /r/drama

FACT

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No, that's koalas ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ

I'd pound that shorty's bussy

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So our Ed is missing limbs and has daddy issues?

He got off lucky, I lost my entire body.

Quit bitching you're basically immortal.

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