Makes sense. Alex has an ego bigger than Trumps and cannot fathom being ignored or unrecognized. Playing the who dis game completely fucks Alex in the skull.
I only became an alex jones fan after he got caught checking out bussy, but I gotta say, Rubio looked nervous af and you’re wild if you think he doesn’t know who Jones is.
Eh, Alex Jones sweats profusely just sitting in a chair doing his show. I dont he could go a 3 minute round without being totally winded. He's slow as well, all Rubio would have to do is dodge till he has a heart attack
A fight between Marco Rubio and Alex Jones is sorta like a battle between gonorrhea and syphilis. Regardless of which prevails, you're gonna be left with a revolting stench, physical discomfort, and conversations that are ungodly awkward.
Side note, Alex jones was there to ambush jack Dorsey who’s testifying on the hill today about twatter but was distracted by Marcobot 5000 and missed his chance.
If all bakeries were owned by the same company, and refusing to bake lesbo-cakes was company-wide policy, a vast majority of people would agree that they should be punished for discrimination.
Rubio won this one. The "Who are you?" is the perfect come back for Alex Jones. That fucking guy is an idiot and I can't wait till they find his fat coked out body dead of an OD. Fucking tranny banging freak show.
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1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-09-05
Marco Rubio unlocked the best way to get Alex jones worked up and that’s to play the literally who? game. 10/10 troll imo.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-05
Makes sense. Alex has an ego bigger than Trumps and cannot fathom being ignored or unrecognized. Playing the who dis game completely fucks Alex in the skull.
1 high_side 2018-09-05
DEPLATFORMED!!!
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-09-05
I only became an alex jones fan after he got caught checking out bussy, but I gotta say, Rubio looked nervous af and you’re wild if you think he doesn’t know who Jones is.
1 soberlight 2018-09-05
They might’ve met at a foam party when Rubio was still in college.
1 rileykard 2018-09-05
Of course, if you had a fat psycho with smoker voice screaming crazy shit at you wouldn't you be nervous?
1 high_side 2018-09-05
Guns will protect him..
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-09-05
No
1 rileykard 2018-09-05
r/iamverybadass
1 BuyMeAnNSX 2018-09-05
This should be the next big televised fight. I'd put my money on fatboi.
1 charming_tainter 2018-09-05
Eh, Alex Jones sweats profusely just sitting in a chair doing his show. I dont he could go a 3 minute round without being totally winded. He's slow as well, all Rubio would have to do is dodge till he has a heart attack
1 Kat_B0T 2018-09-05
Ya he made Alex look extra unhinged, and that’s saying something. He gave him zero eye contact and ignored him.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-05
Is Alex even aware that the Marcobot can rip his torso in half with one movement of his android arm?
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-09-05
LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT POOR LITTLE MARCO INFOWARS.COM
1 high_side 2018-09-05
Jones has supervitamins on his side.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-05
I'm imagining Marco and Alex's confrontation to be a pathetic version of the Raiden vs Senator Armstrong fight in MGR.
1 charcharmunro 2018-09-05
SUPPLEMENTS, SON.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-09-05
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1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-09-05
A fight between Marco Rubio and Alex Jones is sorta like a battle between gonorrhea and syphilis. Regardless of which prevails, you're gonna be left with a revolting stench, physical discomfort, and conversations that are ungodly awkward.
1 lickedTators 2018-09-05
Really going after that comment karma, huh?
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-09-05
How else would I pay rent?
1 rileykard 2018-09-05
I dunno... how good is your blowjob?
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-09-05
I can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-05
holy shit
1 BuyMeAnNSX 2018-09-05
He can strip the chrome off a trailer hitch.
1 high_side 2018-09-05
My lobby could use a good buffing.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-09-05
Alex Jones was a body builder in the 80s and 90s supposedly and could easily kick Rubio's ass
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-05
Lat spread or ban
1 pepperouchau 2018-09-05
The virgin Jones v. the chad Rubio
1 scatmunchies 2018-09-05
Eh, it’s actually two virgins.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-09-05
😂😂😂
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-05
all things are relative
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-05
Can't wait for big Marco to break each one of Jones's fingers. Darn, they're made for each other
1 TareTiri 2018-09-05
Lol. Also Alex Jones is what the republicans created. The crazy chickens are coming home to roost.
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-09-05
Side note, Alex jones was there to ambush jack Dorsey who’s testifying on the hill today about twatter but was distracted by Marcobot 5000 and missed his chance.
1 TopParsnip 2018-09-05
Ah fugg
1 -Mopsus- 2018-09-05
Shouldn't he be stalking the CEOs of Facebook and YouTube instead? Twitter is the only one that didn't ban him.
1 rileykard 2018-09-05
Oh... that's fucking cute...
1 Death_Trolley 2018-09-05
If Rubio actually did thrash Alex Jones I would unironically donate the maximum to his next campaign
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-05
I can't stand Marcobot, but I would 100% vote for him if he beat up Alex Jones
1 Radimir-Lenin 2018-09-05
Would you vote for Alex Jones if he beat up Marco though?
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-09-05
Free market rights are great and """DEFINITELY""" allow for discriminating against minorities. Y'all remember that wedding cake drama?
But they should be outlawed when they're used to alienate your retardedly blatant domestic propaganda.
Really makes you think.
1 37586316845 2018-09-05
Easy: Go to the bakery next door.
There's no second Twitter or Facebook.
If all bakeries were owned by the same company, and refusing to bake lesbo-cakes was company-wide policy, a vast majority of people would agree that they should be punished for discrimination.
1 TopParsnip 2018-09-05
EPIC TIMELINE!!!!
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-05
oh you beat me to it
shoulda mentioned the part where he got called big gay
1 Rambo1stBlood 2018-09-05
Rubio won this one. The "Who are you?" is the perfect come back for Alex Jones. That fucking guy is an idiot and I can't wait till they find his fat coked out body dead of an OD. Fucking tranny banging freak show.
Plus, he turned the frogs gay!
1 MonPetitCoeur 2018-09-05
lmao I love Alex Jones.
10/10 would love to see this fight happen.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-09-05
I guess all you have to do to Jones is threaten the kick his ass and he will go crying to mommy. They should ban him from all of internet.
1 charming_tainter 2018-09-05
Imagine Jones' reaction if Runio had put his hand on him
1 reiniging24 2018-09-05
Alex should have made a robot joke after Rubio threatened him.
Something like