You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
It's weird that they think they are leaving their bodies. Like yeah, I do lucid dreaming from time to time and it's great, but I know it's a fucking dream.
That's pretty crazy. I had a dinosaur lick me one time. It was testing me to see if I was afraid of it. I wasn't. So it licked me like a dog. I've had stuff try to pull on me before. Hell I've fallen into black holes. That's not fun. I had the white light that near death experiencers report seeing try to pull me in. I just flew in the opposite direction. And then I teleported to hell to get away from it and figure out what I want to do next. When in doubt my suggestion would be to just teleport somewhere you want to go. It doesn't matter how far away it is. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes when you do this but I've done it with my eyes open. I don't like it when stuff tries to pull on me either. Which is why I don't let it. I've had more then my share of run ins with hostile entities and i've had them try stuff like that. But I've done it to them too. I've thrown them across the room with telekinesis. I threw a dumpster at one once. I even force choked a few of them like vader does. Of course they started it. I don't go around the astral looking for evil entities but I have run into quite a few of them. I'm not saying a negative entity was pulling on you but it is a possibility. A lot of them like to stay out of sight and try to mess with you without you knowing that they're there. They can also make themselves invisible. But I can usually sense them if they are really close. I actually grabbed one once even though it was invisible because I could sense it. But anyway as long as you know how to get around in the astral you should be fine.
The silver lining from all this is that we could execute everyone who frequents those subs so that we may heal the overall mental health of the populace, if only partially.
lol all the retard normies that can't astral project. If you can't lucid dream you are literally an NPC of real life. Fucking brainless retards, just kill yourselves because you aren't even really conscious.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-06
You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
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1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-06
What the fuck are they talking about?
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-09-06
“Astral projecting.” They believe they can project their consciousness/soul outside their body and travel around the planet, or even universe with it.
If you thought t_d or GA was fucking delusional these people are on another level.
1 4ntonvalley 2018-09-06
Lucid dreaming is a thing, tho. I do it every other night
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-09-06
Yeah, but these people think they're actually leaving their bodies and journeying around int he spirit world.
1 4ntonvalley 2018-09-06
Yeah i know, just pointing it out
1 Heydammit 2018-09-06
It's weird that they think they are leaving their bodies. Like yeah, I do lucid dreaming from time to time and it's great, but I know it's a fucking dream.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-09-06
I had forgotten about the Great Awakening, so for a moment I was afraid there was some sort of unholy hybrid of Gender Critical and Cringe Anarchy.
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-09-06
/r/genderanarchy when
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-09-06
It already exists
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-09-06
I seriously wasn’t expecting it to. And it’s dead :(
1 niggerpenis 2018-09-06
LOL WUT
1 aventafuera 2018-09-06
/u/cdace
1 wow___justwow 2018-09-06
i was about to quote the same thread niggerpenis, pretty fuckin amazing stuff.
1 michgot 2018-09-06
Wow, just... wow.
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-09-06
Yeah niggerpenis, you read my mind as well haha, niggerpenis.
You the man niggerpenis!
1 shredler 2018-09-06
currently at +12 upvotes.
1 cybersubzero240 2018-09-06
Honestly the funniest thing I've ever read, holy shit. Guy says he's fallen into black holes LMAO
1 -Mopsus- 2018-09-06
what kind of drugs make you hallucinate like this and then think it was all real
1 ItsSugar 2018-09-06
The mentally ill used to be shunned from society. Now they've found places where they can gather and support each other's delusions.
This is why why we should ban certain subs such as /r/AstralProjection, /r/Occult, /r/GenderCritical, /r/The_Donald, /r/Braincels, /r/GreatAwakening and whatever the furry sub's name is.
The silver lining from all this is that we could execute everyone who frequents those subs so that we may heal the overall mental health of the populace, if only partially.
1 better_bot 2018-09-06
Don't you dare. /r/occult drama is the best kind of drama.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-09-06
You forgot /r/Drama!
1 ItsSugar 2018-09-06
Here we tear each other down.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-09-06
/r/occult is genuinely good, m8.
1 michgot 2018-09-06
Scholarly articles about spoopy ghosts and da voodoos?
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-09-06
Please add /r/Gangstalking to your list. These are actual crazy people as well.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-09-06
Add chapotards as well.
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-09-06
I’m at a loss.
1 DenuvoCracked 2018-09-06
lol all the retard normies that can't astral project. If you can't lucid dream you are literally an NPC of real life. Fucking brainless retards, just kill yourselves because you aren't even really conscious.
1 aef823 2018-09-06
It's literally your imagination wtf.
What kind of retarded dimension would have things you can comprehend when you "project astrally," much less have everything be comprehensible.
It's like going to the fourth dimension and thinking time would look like a number.