A user teleports out of his body and meets spiderman

62  2018-09-06 by nameuser4321

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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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What the fuck are they talking about?

“Astral projecting.” They believe they can project their consciousness/soul outside their body and travel around the planet, or even universe with it.

If you thought t_d or GA was fucking delusional these people are on another level.

Lucid dreaming is a thing, tho. I do it every other night

Yeah, but these people think they're actually leaving their bodies and journeying around int he spirit world.

Yeah i know, just pointing it out

It's weird that they think they are leaving their bodies. Like yeah, I do lucid dreaming from time to time and it's great, but I know it's a fucking dream.

If you thought t_d or GA was fucking delusional

I had forgotten about the Great Awakening, so for a moment I was afraid there was some sort of unholy hybrid of Gender Critical and Cringe Anarchy.

It already exists

I seriously wasn’t expecting it to. And it’s dead :(

That's pretty crazy. I had a dinosaur lick me one time. It was testing me to see if I was afraid of it. I wasn't. So it licked me like a dog. I've had stuff try to pull on me before. Hell I've fallen into black holes. That's not fun. I had the white light that near death experiencers report seeing try to pull me in. I just flew in the opposite direction. And then I teleported to hell to get away from it and figure out what I want to do next. When in doubt my suggestion would be to just teleport somewhere you want to go. It doesn't matter how far away it is. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes when you do this but I've done it with my eyes open. I don't like it when stuff tries to pull on me either. Which is why I don't let it. I've had more then my share of run ins with hostile entities and i've had them try stuff like that. But I've done it to them too. I've thrown them across the room with telekinesis. I threw a dumpster at one once. I even force choked a few of them like vader does. Of course they started it. I don't go around the astral looking for evil entities but I have run into quite a few of them. I'm not saying a negative entity was pulling on you but it is a possibility. A lot of them like to stay out of sight and try to mess with you without you knowing that they're there. They can also make themselves invisible. But I can usually sense them if they are really close. I actually grabbed one once even though it was invisible because I could sense it. But anyway as long as you know how to get around in the astral you should be fine.

LOL WUT

i was about to quote the same thread niggerpenis, pretty fuckin amazing stuff.

Wow, just... wow.

Yeah niggerpenis, you read my mind as well haha, niggerpenis.

You the man niggerpenis!

currently at +12 upvotes.

Honestly the funniest thing I've ever read, holy shit. Guy says he's fallen into black holes LMAO

what kind of drugs make you hallucinate like this and then think it was all real

The mentally ill used to be shunned from society. Now they've found places where they can gather and support each other's delusions.

This is why why we should ban certain subs such as /r/AstralProjection, /r/Occult, /r/GenderCritical, /r/The_Donald, /r/Braincels, /r/GreatAwakening and whatever the furry sub's name is.

The silver lining from all this is that we could execute everyone who frequents those subs so that we may heal the overall mental health of the populace, if only partially.

Don't you dare. /r/occult drama is the best kind of drama.

You forgot /r/Drama!

support each other's delusions.

Here we tear each other down.

/r/occult is genuinely good, m8.

Scholarly articles about spoopy ghosts and da voodoos?

Please add /r/Gangstalking to your list. These are actual crazy people as well.

Add chapotards as well.

y did you write physical like that [‘fysical’]

Why did you type “why” like that?

aesthetic choice

I’m at a loss.

lol all the retard normies that can't astral project. If you can't lucid dream you are literally an NPC of real life. Fucking brainless retards, just kill yourselves because you aren't even really conscious.

It's literally your imagination wtf.

What kind of retarded dimension would have things you can comprehend when you "project astrally," much less have everything be comprehensible.

It's like going to the fourth dimension and thinking time would look like a number.