You are another culturally programmed millenial internet dude with this weird bitterness towards women. One female accuses a guy of mansplaining incorrectly and you come here to “delight” in her downfall. The culture is sick and it makes me sad.
Honestly I detest Kaepernick because I actually watch football and remember what he was like before he decided to grow out his afro and pretend to be woke so he could get cut by Chip Kelly.
The pre-kneeling kaepernick who kisses his biceps, calls defenders the N-bomb, and never wears a shirt? The one who everybody thought was just Egyptian and not black? That's the real Colin. The guy collecting Nike checks who looks like he ends every sentence with the worth "brutha" is a fucking farce.
I was going to say him attacking America over tiny numbers of police murders while hood monkeys kill each other by the bucketload, but his mediocrity as an athlete is probably also a factor.
A very good way to diagnose mental retardation is to see if a person finds Tim Heidecker funny. You seem retarded, do you find him funny by any chance?
If you think meaningful numbers of people killed by police are going uncounted, you are a fucking moron.
Then why are they so resistant to actual overseeing actions...Oh I’m sorry it’s not an open genocide excuse me. Trust and believe, no every “justified” shooting is totally justified, police departments don’t threaten DAs with retaliation for prosecuted them when they commit crimes. No sir no sir.
Why do people who hate america try so hard to pretend that Kap's protest isn't about attacking america?
Pointing out there are problems in our country doesn’t mean someone hates the US. You obviously know his protest has nothing to do with a flag, or an anthem, or the US besides calling out police brutality on a national scale and reminding us that the us is far from perfect.
Pointing out there are problems in our country doesn’t mean someone hates the US.
Why do people who hate America always say this as if it changes the fact that they hate America?
Like, sure, someone can point out flaws in America without hatingit. That's just elirrelevant to you, because you totally hate America. So why bullshit?
Then why are they so resistant to actual overseeing actions...Oh I’m sorry it’s not an open genocide excuse me. Trust and believe, no every “justified” shooting is totally justified, police departments don’t threaten DAs with retaliation for prosecuted them when they commit crimes. No sir no sir.
Now tell me about how the chemicals are turning the frogs gay and the CIA is sending you messages through your dental fillings, lmao.
Why do america-hating leftoids get so triggered when you point out that Kappy's protest is about attacking America? Like, why are you so invested in denying the obvious?
Do you not actually know the answer? Is it just some monkey-see, monkey-do shit, like you just saw all the other leftoids sperging out and tried to follow along?
There are these things that human beings have called traditions, some of those traditions involve showing respect for things, and the traditional way of showing respect for America when the anthem is played is to stand.
Kappy doesn't stand, showing disrespect for America. (Because police in America kill very tiny numbers of black people, most of whom are violent criminals.)
I can't really break it down for you any further than that without talking in baby-talk about things you should have learned in grammar school.
Yeah he's being so disrespectful by kneeling during the anthem. You know that traditional sign of respect in Western culture by which someone prostrates themselves before someone or something greater than them. It's not like he's flipping everyone off during the anthem or doing something overtly disrespectful.
honest question here, when you're watching a football game at home or at a bar, do you get up and stand with hand-over-heart while some THOT sings the anthem?
If you aren't, then you are disrespecting America, the Stars and Stripes, and every veteran who has died since it's inception defending it.
Said through a veil of salty baby fragile-black-woman tears, lmbo
Face it, if you weren't terminally asshurt you wouldn't need to go looking for "r/drama but nobody there will say anything mean about ME"
I suck it up and deal with a dozen mayocide jokes a day, you can suck it up and deal with someone occasionally pointing out that if black lives mattered your people wouldn't be murdering each other like a hundred times more often than any other race.
Can you let us all know how many more mayocide jokes it’s going to take to get you to bless all of humanity by erasing your existence?
Time to burn my Nikes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-07
You are another culturally programmed millenial internet dude with this weird bitterness towards women. One female accuses a guy of mansplaining incorrectly and you come here to “delight” in her downfall. The culture is sick and it makes me sad.
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1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-07
Further proof he's coming off his high: There's no labels on anything. At all.
1 duckraul2 2018-09-07
Nah there's a tiny one that says Colin k with an arrow.
But I don't know what the remote and chair represent
1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-07
Oh jesus he just can't resist, can he
The fucking flyover hick
1 LordAndSaviorHaskell 2018-09-07
Political cartoons are legally required to be as unsubtle and clumsy as possible.
1 Neon_needles 2018-09-07
I dont know what you are talking about
1 Ranilen 2018-09-07
Still one of my favorites
1 hellohello1992 2018-09-07
I can't believe he's done this
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-07
Y football man no stand??
1 headasplodes 2018-09-07
He just can't help himself
1 -Mopsus- 2018-09-07
Does he think his audience will get confused and think Colin K. is the guy sitting in the chair
1 schoolboystirner 2018-09-07
That's a very reasonable assumption considering his target audience.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-07
Why does Colin cause mayoids to chimp out?
1 the_black_panther_ 2018-09-07
It's the afro
1 LobotomistCircu 2018-09-07
Honestly I detest Kaepernick because I actually watch football and remember what he was like before he decided to grow out his afro and pretend to be woke so he could get cut by Chip Kelly.
The pre-kneeling kaepernick who kisses his biceps, calls defenders the N-bomb, and never wears a shirt? The one who everybody thought was just Egyptian and not black? That's the real Colin. The guy collecting Nike checks who looks like he ends every sentence with the worth "brutha" is a fucking farce.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-09-07
He's trying to be a poor man's Muhammad Ali. And by that I mean very poor. Grilling-rats-under-an-overpass-poor.
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
I was going to say him attacking America over tiny numbers of police murders while hood monkeys kill each other by the bucketload, but his mediocrity as an athlete is probably also a factor.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-07
MDegenerate spotted.
Please go back to your designated safe space to whine about how melanin-enriched people are a threat to your livelihood.
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
LMFAO you johnny come lately faggot, go back to r/subredditdrama where shit like you belongs.
They'll totally let you make all the super-edgy mayocide jokes you want AND ban anyone who hurts your blackenoid feelings.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-07
I can talk about mayocide all I want here, though. Why would I go anywhere else?
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Lol, what the fuck do you think you got you absolute clownshow.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-07
Imagine being this clueless
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Holy shit the irony here is so deep I think it's giving me the bends.
But no please, Dramasplain to me some more, my adorable little lolcow.
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
it’s pronunced “dramsplain”
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1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-07
Did you watch something with Timmy H and had to come here to blow off steam?
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Who the fuck is Timmy H?
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
Tim Heidecker
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Okay.
Who the fuck is Tim Heidecker?
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
the Totino Boy, writer of the Totino’s theme
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Well I guess if he's involved in the pizza roll business I can see why he'd be such a big deal to you guys.
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
he’s my idol
1 CanadianCartman 2018-09-07
A very good way to diagnose mental retardation is to see if a person finds Tim Heidecker funny. You seem retarded, do you find him funny by any chance?
1 mcslibbin 2018-09-07
Who talks like that?
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
People who are familiar with common English phrases, you autist?
1 mcslibbin 2018-09-07
From like the 70s maybe
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
The only media you've non-voluntarily consumed in your entire life has been youtube videos and reality tv, hasn't it?
1 mcslibbin 2018-09-07
You are too stupid to say what you meant there.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-07
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 Matues49 2018-09-07
Illiterate flyover boomers just can't fucking cope
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-07
I, too, smoke Lucky Strike cigarettes and listen to Bread.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-09-07
Are you also upset that The Man just. DOESN'T. GET IT?
1 FrenchFriesFriday 2018-09-07
30+ year olds still on reddit
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1 FrenchFriesFriday 2018-09-07
Stfu cumskin
1 Momruepari 2018-09-07
To be fair, it's not like Colin was amazing or anything
1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-07
I don't even watch sports so I wouldn't know
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
What the fuck are you even trying to say here?
Coherent lolcows, please.
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-07
World Peace is not coming back on the air, okay? Relax dude. It's over.
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
The lolcows are just lining up to be milked today lmao.
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
gefilte
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-09-07
They sure are! Now lemme see those udders because they look swollen!
1 Momruepari 2018-09-07
fuckin nerd. go back to your vidya
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-09-07
lol
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Holy shit I missed you editing this in.
Wow, imagine coming to r/drama to complain about Radical Centrism.
You really, really need to fucking go.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-09-07
Lol no.
How do we even really no that with no real government oversight? Right now we’re dependent on newspapers attempting to track it.
Ah racism.
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
For your next bit, do the one about the gay frogs.
Why do people who hate america try so hard to pretend that Kap's protest isn't about attacking america?
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-09-07
Then why are they so resistant to actual overseeing actions...Oh I’m sorry it’s not an open genocide excuse me. Trust and believe, no every “justified” shooting is totally justified, police departments don’t threaten DAs with retaliation for prosecuted them when they commit crimes. No sir no sir.
Pointing out there are problems in our country doesn’t mean someone hates the US. You obviously know his protest has nothing to do with a flag, or an anthem, or the US besides calling out police brutality on a national scale and reminding us that the us is far from perfect.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-07
But you don't understand. If I fall apart at the slightest criticism of government institutions in the US, that makes YOU the snowflake.
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Why do people who hate America always say this as if it changes the fact that they hate America?
Like, sure, someone can point out flaws in America without hatingit. That's just elirrelevant to you, because you totally hate America. So why bullshit?
Now tell me about how the chemicals are turning the frogs gay and the CIA is sending you messages through your dental fillings, lmao.
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-09-07
😂😂😂😂😂
1 michgot 2018-09-07
The previous post was retarded but you somehow took it as a challenge and made one moreso. Congratulations.
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
LMAO
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Why do america-hating leftoids get so triggered when you point out that Kappy's protest is about attacking America? Like, why are you so invested in denying the obvious?
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
Why so ‘tarded?
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
Do you not actually know the answer? Is it just some monkey-see, monkey-do shit, like you just saw all the other leftoids sperging out and tried to follow along?
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
I legitimately don’t understand how another human can consider bending over during America’s theme song “attacking America”
1 nmx179 2018-09-07
There are these things that human beings have called traditions, some of those traditions involve showing respect for things, and the traditional way of showing respect for America when the anthem is played is to stand.
Kappy doesn't stand, showing disrespect for America. (Because police in America kill very tiny numbers of black people, most of whom are violent criminals.)
I can't really break it down for you any further than that without talking in baby-talk about things you should have learned in grammar school.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-07
Yeah he's being so disrespectful by kneeling during the anthem. You know that traditional sign of respect in Western culture by which someone prostrates themselves before someone or something greater than them. It's not like he's flipping everyone off during the anthem or doing something overtly disrespectful.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-07
honest question here, when you're watching a football game at home or at a bar, do you get up and stand with hand-over-heart while some THOT sings the anthem?
If you aren't, then you are disrespecting America, the Stars and Stripes, and every veteran who has died since it's inception defending it.
1 shallowm 2018-09-07
a
1 kippot 2018-09-07
You're getting promoted for this, brave centipedo 😍
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-07
traditions are the bad kind of gay
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-09-07
What about the troooooooooooooooooops :,(
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-09-07
'Murica, they targeted 'Murica...
1 Momruepari 2018-09-07
he was adopted by mayos in a suburban neighborhood and was an all around oreo until about a year ago when he decided he wanted to be Muhammed Ali 2.0
1 ConservativesRBIGgay 2018-09-07
Can you let us all know how many more mayocide jokes it’s going to take to get you to bless all of humanity by erasing your existence?
1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-07
Because he's a melanin-enriched man who bent down to tie his shoelaces during the national anthem
Melanin-deficient inbreds, naturally, took this to mean that he was disrespecting a flag
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-09-07
Oh come on he's just touching mochachino
You'd have to be a really fragile mayo to be threatened by that amount of blackness.
1 KingNothing305 2018-09-07
I hate him for wearing a Castro shirt.
1 the_goat_of_Mendes 2018-09-07
Collin K is a handsome man tbh 💋
1 CannibalGotenks 2018-09-07
Ugh, fuckin hell. As a Montanan I apologize for Ben Garrison. We're not all labeling idiots.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-09-07
All twelve of you.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-07
Thirteen now, they had a birth this morning at a truck stop.
1 Ranilen 2018-09-07
He clearly thought the black guy was mugging him from inside the TV, and now he's too afraid to watch it.
1 Secateurs 2018-09-07
Is there a significance to the "L" in his pupils?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-07
Zyklon Ben isn't so good at shading.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-07
he should have labeled them “->heart pupils”
1 Tetragrade 2018-09-07
it stands for iLluminati
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-09-07
Black man so scary mayo had to leave good one Ben 👌👌👌
1 TruthPains 2018-09-07
All right? Why is everyone on the right?
1 KingNothing305 2018-09-07
Aren't the ratings for the NFL down after Colin pretended to care about social issues to cash in.
1 banananutbranmuffin 2018-09-07
Time to burn my Nikes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee