Fentanyl-addict Ben Garrison is coming off his high and becoming self aware

51  2018-09-07 by RyuunDragon

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You are another culturally programmed millenial internet dude with this weird bitterness towards women. One female accuses a guy of mansplaining incorrectly and you come here to “delight” in her downfall. The culture is sick and it makes me sad.

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Further proof he's coming off his high: There's no labels on anything. At all.

Nah there's a tiny one that says Colin k with an arrow.

But I don't know what the remote and chair represent

Oh jesus he just can't resist, can he

The fucking flyover hick

Political cartoons are legally required to be as unsubtle and clumsy as possible.

I can't believe he's done this

colin K. with an arrow

He just can't help himself

Does he think his audience will get confused and think Colin K. is the guy sitting in the chair

That's a very reasonable assumption considering his target audience.

Why does Colin cause mayoids to chimp out?

It's the afro

Honestly I detest Kaepernick because I actually watch football and remember what he was like before he decided to grow out his afro and pretend to be woke so he could get cut by Chip Kelly.

The pre-kneeling kaepernick who kisses his biceps, calls defenders the N-bomb, and never wears a shirt? The one who everybody thought was just Egyptian and not black? That's the real Colin. The guy collecting Nike checks who looks like he ends every sentence with the worth "brutha" is a fucking farce.

He's trying to be a poor man's Muhammad Ali. And by that I mean very poor. Grilling-rats-under-an-overpass-poor.

I was going to say him attacking America over tiny numbers of police murders while hood monkeys kill each other by the bucketload, but his mediocrity as an athlete is probably also a factor.

MDegenerate spotted.

Please go back to your designated safe space to whine about how melanin-enriched people are a threat to your livelihood.

MDegenerate spotted.

LMFAO you johnny come lately faggot, go back to r/subredditdrama where shit like you belongs.

They'll totally let you make all the super-edgy mayocide jokes you want AND ban anyone who hurts your blackenoid feelings.

Cries about being called an MDEFugee Gottem.

I can talk about mayocide all I want here, though. Why would I go anywhere else?

Cries like a bitch about "mdegenerates" hurting his little-girl feelings

Can't understand why he should leave

Lol, what the fuck do you think you got you absolute clownshow.

He thinks he's actually welcome in a subreddit where we have a bot that spams MDegenerates to get the fuck out already

Imagine being this clueless

Holy shit the irony here is so deep I think it's giving me the bends.

But no please, Dramasplain to me some more, my adorable little lolcow.

it’s pronunced “dramsplain”

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Coherent lolcows, please

Who the fuck is Timmy H?

Tim Heidecker

Okay.

Who the fuck is Tim Heidecker?

the Totino Boy, writer of the Totino’s theme

Well I guess if he's involved in the pizza roll business I can see why he'd be such a big deal to you guys.

he’s my idol

A very good way to diagnose mental retardation is to see if a person finds Tim Heidecker funny. You seem retarded, do you find him funny by any chance?

johnny cum lately

Who talks like that?

People who are familiar with common English phrases, you autist?

From like the 70s maybe

The only media you've non-voluntarily consumed in your entire life has been youtube videos and reality tv, hasn't it?

non-voluntarily

You are too stupid to say what you meant there.

People who are familiar with common English phrases

non-voluntarily

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Illiterate flyover boomers just can't fucking cope

I, too, smoke Lucky Strike cigarettes and listen to Bread.

Are you also upset that The Man just. DOESN'T. GET IT?

30+ year olds still on reddit

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To be fair, it's not like Colin was amazing or anything

I don't even watch sports so I wouldn't know

What the fuck are you even trying to say here?

Coherent lolcows, please.

World Peace is not coming back on the air, okay? Relax dude. It's over.

The lolcows are just lining up to be milked today lmao.

gefilte

They sure are! Now lemme see those udders because they look swollen!

fuckin nerd. go back to your vidya

I'm not low-T

lol

Mods r/radicalcentrism

Holy shit I missed you editing this in.

Wow, imagine coming to r/drama to complain about Radical Centrism.

You really, really need to fucking go.

attacking America

Lol no.

over tiny numbers of police murders

How do we even really no that with no real government oversight? Right now we’re dependent on newspapers attempting to track it.

his people

Ah racism.

How do we even really know that with no real government oversight? Right now we’re dependent on newspapers attempting to track it.

For your next bit, do the one about the gay frogs.

Lol no.

Why do people who hate america try so hard to pretend that Kap's protest isn't about attacking america?

If you think meaningful numbers of people killed by police are going uncounted, you are a fucking moron.

Then why are they so resistant to actual overseeing actions...Oh I’m sorry it’s not an open genocide excuse me. Trust and believe, no every “justified” shooting is totally justified, police departments don’t threaten DAs with retaliation for prosecuted them when they commit crimes. No sir no sir.

Why do people who hate america try so hard to pretend that Kap's protest isn't about attacking america?

Pointing out there are problems in our country doesn’t mean someone hates the US. You obviously know his protest has nothing to do with a flag, or an anthem, or the US besides calling out police brutality on a national scale and reminding us that the us is far from perfect.

But you don't understand. If I fall apart at the slightest criticism of government institutions in the US, that makes YOU the snowflake.

Pointing out there are problems in our country doesn’t mean someone hates the US.

Why do people who hate America always say this as if it changes the fact that they hate America?

Like, sure, someone can point out flaws in America without hatingit. That's just elirrelevant to you, because you totally hate America. So why bullshit?

Then why are they so resistant to actual overseeing actions...Oh I’m sorry it’s not an open genocide excuse me. Trust and believe, no every “justified” shooting is totally justified, police departments don’t threaten DAs with retaliation for prosecuted them when they commit crimes. No sir no sir.

Now tell me about how the chemicals are turning the frogs gay and the CIA is sending you messages through your dental fillings, lmao.

WHY are people being MEAN to AMERICA

😂😂😂😂😂

The previous post was retarded but you somehow took it as a challenge and made one moreso. Congratulations.

attacking America

LMAO

Why do america-hating leftoids get so triggered when you point out that Kappy's protest is about attacking America? Like, why are you so invested in denying the obvious?

Why so ‘tarded?

Do you not actually know the answer? Is it just some monkey-see, monkey-do shit, like you just saw all the other leftoids sperging out and tried to follow along?

I legitimately don’t understand how another human can consider bending over during America’s theme song “attacking America”

There are these things that human beings have called traditions, some of those traditions involve showing respect for things, and the traditional way of showing respect for America when the anthem is played is to stand.

Kappy doesn't stand, showing disrespect for America. (Because police in America kill very tiny numbers of black people, most of whom are violent criminals.)

I can't really break it down for you any further than that without talking in baby-talk about things you should have learned in grammar school.

Yeah he's being so disrespectful by kneeling during the anthem. You know that traditional sign of respect in Western culture by which someone prostrates themselves before someone or something greater than them. It's not like he's flipping everyone off during the anthem or doing something overtly disrespectful.

honest question here, when you're watching a football game at home or at a bar, do you get up and stand with hand-over-heart while some THOT sings the anthem?

If you aren't, then you are disrespecting America, the Stars and Stripes, and every veteran who has died since it's inception defending it.

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traditions are the bad kind of gay

What about the troooooooooooooooooops :,(

'Murica, they targeted 'Murica...

his people

he was adopted by mayos in a suburban neighborhood and was an all around oreo until about a year ago when he decided he wanted to be Muhammed Ali 2.0

Said through a veil of salty baby fragile-black-woman tears, lmbo

Face it, if you weren't terminally asshurt you wouldn't need to go looking for "r/drama but nobody there will say anything mean about ME"

I suck it up and deal with a dozen mayocide jokes a day, you can suck it up and deal with someone occasionally pointing out that if black lives mattered your people wouldn't be murdering each other like a hundred times more often than any other race.

Can you let us all know how many more mayocide jokes it’s going to take to get you to bless all of humanity by erasing your existence?

Because he's a melanin-enriched man who bent down to tie his shoelaces during the national anthem

Melanin-deficient inbreds, naturally, took this to mean that he was disrespecting a flag

Melanin-enriched

Oh come on he's just touching mochachino

You'd have to be a really fragile mayo to be threatened by that amount of blackness.

I hate him for wearing a Castro shirt.

Collin K is a handsome man tbh 💋

Ugh, fuckin hell. As a Montanan I apologize for Ben Garrison. We're not all labeling idiots.

All twelve of you.

Thirteen now, they had a birth this morning at a truck stop.

He clearly thought the black guy was mugging him from inside the TV, and now he's too afraid to watch it.

Is there a significance to the "L" in his pupils?

Zyklon Ben isn't so good at shading.

he should have labeled them “->heart pupils”

it stands for iLluminati

Black man so scary mayo had to leave good one Ben 👌👌👌

All right? Why is everyone on the right?

Aren't the ratings for the NFL down after Colin pretended to care about social issues to cash in.

Time to burn my Nikes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee