This may be the genuine apotheosis of liberal white feminism. Of all the issues in the fucking world, she's upset that some women may not be able to upgrade to the newest $1000 iPhone without hurting their small hands.
Just don't buy a new fucking iPhone then you dumb cunt. Jesus. Can these people genuinely not fathom that concept?
To be fair, the whole sexism/feminist angle is really only played up by the New York Post. The original Twitter messages lean a bit heavily on the "women have small hands" angle, but it sounds incidental. Some """journalist""" is stirring shit.
“Women like me with small hands who need the most secure phone for safety reasons are stuck with something they can’t hold and constantly risk dropping,” tweeted sociology professor Zeynep Tufekci
I didn't know that the Russians were after sociology professors now.
Apple is much more consumer-hostile and expensive (they make you buy their stupid proprietary cables and shit), doesn’t let you expand its memory, locks everything behind terrible DRM, actually managed to stop jailbreaking, and has barely any stability advantage anymore, if it still has one at all.
Age and gender are important risk factors, the risk of RSI increases with age.[11] Women are more likely affected like men because of their smaller frame, lower muscle mass and strength, and due to endocrine influences.
I am so out of practice on /r/drama, I don't have any fun quips to add to this.
All of this shit about getting literal hand injuries from sedantary use of technology are such bullshit. Like all those people who put those dumb bumps in front of their keyboard and mouse so they don't get carpel tunnel. You know who represents virtually all cases of carpel tunnel? Meat packers, as well as construction workers who handle jackhammers. Nobody talks about that though because it's not something a young neurotic journalist living a privileged life would worry about.
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1 Benmjt 2018-09-19
Is this not satire?
1 Patrick-Star- 2018-09-19
No this is Patrick
1 A_Fuck_Of_Seagulls 2018-09-19
eww pussy
1 HueyCrashTestPilot 2018-09-19
I bought the wrong size of shoe once. But, it wasn't my fault. Nike is just racist.
1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-09-19
Somewhere out there is a cackling manlet masturbating to the irony
1 Aigis_Bot 2018-09-19
I can't believe Gamergate took over Apple.
1 shallowm 2018-09-19
/r/drama thread about this
1 FedoraWearingNegus 2018-09-19
The real crime is that you're paying 750 dollars for a 5.8 inch phone and it doesn't even have a 1080p screen.
1 high_side 2018-09-19
Those are universal standards, not Apple standards. The real golden ratio is 16.2x8.77
1 trumps_yellow_pubes 2018-09-19
I have little man hands and use a big phone no problem. I think these whiners have atrophied forearms or something
1 4ntonvalley 2018-09-19
God, I missed this sub
1 LeaveOldNickAlone 2018-09-19
The word 'sexist' is quoted in the headline but doesn't appear in the body...
1 MightiestEwok 2018-09-19
Buy a smaller phone then you fucking retarded gussy carriers.
1 Curlgradphi 2018-09-19
This may be the genuine apotheosis of liberal white feminism. Of all the issues in the fucking world, she's upset that some women may not be able to upgrade to the newest $1000 iPhone without hurting their small hands.
Just don't buy a new fucking iPhone then you dumb cunt. Jesus. Can these people genuinely not fathom that concept?
1 BigLebowskiBot 2018-09-19
You said it, man.
1 TheMauveHand 2018-09-19
To be fair, the whole sexism/feminist angle is really only played up by the New York Post. The original Twitter messages lean a bit heavily on the "women have small hands" angle, but it sounds incidental. Some """journalist""" is stirring shit.
1 Pizzashillsghost 2018-09-19
And yet, they’ve never made a cheeseburger that was too big to cram into a trollxer’s mouth.
1 CraptainToad 2018-09-19
Bruh have they ever popsocketed. I use them with my tiny ass def grown man hands
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-09-19
white women IRL
1 ReBurnInator 2018-09-19
This is why god invented fanny packs
1 JeanPeuplu 2018-09-19
I didn't know that the Russians were after sociology professors now.
1 chumthescrubber 2018-09-19
How is it sexist if some men prefer smaller phones too lol
1 KingWayneX 2018-09-19
TIL, my huge peen is sexist
1 whymainstreammedia67 2018-09-19
THATS A LIE.
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Woman can fit anything in their pussys.
1 Gay-Cumshot 2018-09-19
That dyke uses the asian model dildos.
1 Gay-Cumshot 2018-09-19
Taking loads of Percs and Oxys doesn't make you better than them.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-09-19
It's not their fault really, they were born that way
1 WombTattoo 2018-09-19
No, in the beginning there was silence and darkness all across the Earth.
1 WombTattoo 2018-09-19
The iphone 6's screen isb't 4.7 inches wide. It's 4.7 diagonally. Probably not even 2 inches wide.
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-19
Apple is much more consumer-hostile and expensive (they make you buy their stupid proprietary cables and shit), doesn’t let you expand its memory, locks everything behind terrible DRM, actually managed to stop jailbreaking, and has barely any stability advantage anymore, if it still has one at all.
t. an iPhone owner
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-19
It was, is, and will always be hip to fuck bees
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-19
Holding iPhones regualrly gives me a temporary form of iPTSD
1 thetinguy 2018-09-19
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 thetinguy 2018-09-19
😂
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-19
😭
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-19
Unless they actually care about technology.
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-09-19
You're the only person who ever handles it
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-19
stupid people who dont understand technology but want to be part of the cool crowd love apple shit, it is what it is
not surprised kids like it
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-19
lol to who, poor people
1 Slaanesh_0 2018-09-19
Babe what happened to r/4chan
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-09-19
According to Wikipedia:
I am so out of practice on /r/drama, I don't have any fun quips to add to this.
1 Singulaire 2018-09-19
She must also think drinking cups are sexist because they don't fit in her tiny, undeveloped hands.
1 high_side 2018-09-19
Caroline Criado Perez
1 high_side 2018-09-19
But why?
1 watermark02 2018-09-19
Yes
1 watermark02 2018-09-19
All of this shit about getting literal hand injuries from sedantary use of technology are such bullshit. Like all those people who put those dumb bumps in front of their keyboard and mouse so they don't get carpel tunnel. You know who represents virtually all cases of carpel tunnel? Meat packers, as well as construction workers who handle jackhammers. Nobody talks about that though because it's not something a young neurotic journalist living a privileged life would worry about.
1 Dildokin 2018-09-19
It's great for a family vacation, you can hunt deep state pedos AND eat pizza with the grandkids
1 ThatSpecialUncle 2018-09-19
SWEATY!
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-09-19
Back to 1984, Los Angeles
1 911roofer 2018-09-19
That's not normal. You should probably get it looked at.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-09-19
Nobody will call you out for using non iPhones but you'll suffer from Snapchat running like shit and FaceTime calls.
All in all, nothing of value lost
1 TheMauveHand 2018-09-19
You're a Millennial by any measure, sorry.