Women call new iPhones 'sexist', unable to 'wrap my fingers around it' and 'can't fit all of it in my pussy'

207  2018-09-19 by [deleted]

125 comments

Is this not satire?

No this is Patrick

eww pussy

I bought the wrong size of shoe once. But, it wasn't my fault. Nike is just racist.

"i cant grow my hands any bigger"

Somewhere out there is a cackling manlet masturbating to the irony

I can't believe Gamergate took over Apple.

The real crime is that you're paying 750 dollars for a 5.8 inch phone and it doesn't even have a 1080p screen.

Those are universal standards, not Apple standards. The real golden ratio is 16.2x8.77

I have little man hands and use a big phone no problem. I think these whiners have atrophied forearms or something

God, I missed this sub

The word 'sexist' is quoted in the headline but doesn't appear in the body...

Buy a smaller phone then you fucking retarded gussy carriers.

This may be the genuine apotheosis of liberal white feminism. Of all the issues in the fucking world, she's upset that some women may not be able to upgrade to the newest $1000 iPhone without hurting their small hands.

Just don't buy a new fucking iPhone then you dumb cunt. Jesus. Can these people genuinely not fathom that concept?

You said it, man.

To be fair, the whole sexism/feminist angle is really only played up by the New York Post. The original Twitter messages lean a bit heavily on the "women have small hands" angle, but it sounds incidental. Some """journalist""" is stirring shit.

And yet, they’ve never made a cheeseburger that was too big to cram into a trollxer’s mouth.

Bruh have they ever popsocketed. I use them with my tiny ass def grown man hands

This is why god invented fanny packs

“Women like me with small hands who need the most secure phone for safety reasons are stuck with something they can’t hold and constantly risk dropping,” tweeted sociology professor Zeynep Tufekci

I didn't know that the Russians were after sociology professors now.

How is it sexist if some men prefer smaller phones too lol

TIL, my huge peen is sexist

THATS A LIE.

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Woman can fit anything in their pussys.

That dyke uses the asian model dildos.

so I enjoy piling on

Taking loads of Percs and Oxys doesn't make you better than them.

It's not their fault really, they were born that way

No, in the beginning there was silence and darkness all across the Earth.

The iphone 6's screen isb't 4.7 inches wide. It's 4.7 diagonally. Probably not even 2 inches wide.

Apple is much more consumer-hostile and expensive (they make you buy their stupid proprietary cables and shit), doesn’t let you expand its memory, locks everything behind terrible DRM, actually managed to stop jailbreaking, and has barely any stability advantage anymore, if it still has one at all.

t. an iPhone owner

It was, is, and will always be hip to fuck bees

Holding iPhones regualrly gives me a temporary form of iPTSD

samsungs are usually fine

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

androids are honestly better

😂

😭

Unless they actually care about technology.

You're the only person who ever handles it

stupid people who dont understand technology but want to be part of the cool crowd love apple shit, it is what it is

not surprised kids like it

lol to who, poor people

Babe what happened to r/4chan

repetitive strain injury

According to Wikipedia:

Age and gender are important risk factors, the risk of RSI increases with age.[11] Women are more likely affected like men because of their smaller frame, lower muscle mass and strength, and due to endocrine influences.

I am so out of practice on /r/drama, I don't have any fun quips to add to this.

She must also think drinking cups are sexist because they don't fit in her tiny, undeveloped hands.

Caroline Criado Perez

lmao

But why?

Yes

All of this shit about getting literal hand injuries from sedantary use of technology are such bullshit. Like all those people who put those dumb bumps in front of their keyboard and mouse so they don't get carpel tunnel. You know who represents virtually all cases of carpel tunnel? Meat packers, as well as construction workers who handle jackhammers. Nobody talks about that though because it's not something a young neurotic journalist living a privileged life would worry about.

It's great for a family vacation, you can hunt deep state pedos AND eat pizza with the grandkids

SWEATY!

Back to 1984, Los Angeles

That's not normal. You should probably get it looked at.

Nobody will call you out for using non iPhones but you'll suffer from Snapchat running like shit and FaceTime calls.

All in all, nothing of value lost

30 yo boomer

You're a Millennial by any measure, sorry.