every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
The downside of inventing nukes is we can't just shell a sense of perspective into the next generation anymore because it'd come at the cost of all life on the planet.
I’m sick of talking to people who are real life versions of twitter as well. I’ve had friends who are slowly influenced by that website to the point where they adopt all of the prevailing opinions and all of the attitudes that come with them.
Several times I’ve zoned out during a conversation and thought, wow when did this person become such a smug “right side of history” bully? The common link is always twitter.
The great thing about being on the wrong side of history is that I don't have to be a dick about it (unless I really want to be) and it's not a perpetual contest to prove I'm the most "woke" or that I'm more oppressed than everyone else.
Eh, how about all the black guys/gals who post stupid shit saying 'twitter, do your thing?'. Unless a person uses twitter to plan a revolution or tweet out the latest actual news, they should have all electronic devices taken from them immediately.
Here's the thing. You said a "Bull Terrier is a Pitbull."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a weirdo who hoards dogs, I am telling you, specifically, in dogs, no one calls bull terriers pitbulls. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "pitbull family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Canine, which includes things from corgies to labradors to dachshunds.
So your reasoning for calling a bull terrier a pitbull is because random people "call the aggressive ones pitbulls?" Let's get German Shepards and Rottweilers in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A bull terrier is a bull terrier and a member of the dog family. But that's not what you said. You said a bull terrier is a pitbull, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dog family pitbull, which means you'd call blue heelers, chihuahuas, and other dogs pitbulls, too. Which you said you don't.
daily reminder that pitbulls were bred by primitives (guess who? Helmann's again) to literally tear cows alive while they were tied to a pole, and that beef was actually mandated to be harvested in this way, meaning it was literally illegal to kill a cow normally, and that these people's descendants regularly get upset about a Chinaman killing a fish somewhere
I hope he ignores the haters, and goes for it. Pitbulls are scary and dog aggressive. The reason you always hear about them mauling toddlers is because some hood rat keeps the damn thing chained up in his back yard and never socializes it, so it doesn't realize children are small humans.
I think the point is that it's not the dog's fault. Which it's not. That said, I wish we would stop making something out of nothing in this day and age = (
My theory about why people like pitbulls so much is the same reason we also see other things in society like the women who write to serial killers in prison and marry them and the popularity of the male vampire having an epic love story with a human girl trope.
Peoople have this thing where they want to be the one to save something or someone or be the one person who something or someone dangerous would never hurt.
People have this thing where they want to be the one to save something or someone or be the one person who something or someone dangerous would never hurt.
This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone, considering the sheer volumes of bad relationships predicated on the idea that I can be the one to fix someone. It's one of the most common forms of egotism in the world.
Wait, aren't Pit Bulls and Bull Terriers different breeds? Ones a brick shithouse and the other a weird triangle head. Do their fan clubs just steal notes from each other?
Pit Bulls are partially descended from something that used to be called a Bull Terrier, although it's unclear whether this is actually related to the modern Bull Terrier (the triangle head one)
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-20
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1 -Mopsus- 2018-09-20
jesus christ, so this is all over literally two words in a children's book?
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-09-20
People don't have real problems anymore, great depression and/or WWIII when?
1 -absolutego- 2018-09-20
The downside of inventing nukes is we can't just shell a sense of perspective into the next generation anymore because it'd come at the cost of all life on the planet.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-09-20
Great Despacito 2 when?!
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1 911roofer 2018-09-20
I hope those people get mauled to death by a mack truck.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-20
Peak white people nonsense
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-09-20
A bunny pic 4 Ed
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hPVrY63fq74/TkzFR1mOGzI/AAAAAAAAA-w/SSMKVjWL_d8/s1600/cute+bunny+003.jpg
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-20
💜💜💜
1 keksup 2018-09-20
I remember when animal planet used to have actual animals, instead of midget prisoners selling pitbulls at pawn shops
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-09-20
Plz link to this book about puppies😊
1 itsnotmyfault 2018-09-20
https://www.amazon.com/100-Dogs-Michael-Whaite-author/dp/0241347815/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
60% one star reviews
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-09-20
Fucking retards downvoting a cute book.
1 KiruKokujin 2018-09-20
dont they need to buy it to review it?
1 EasySchmitty 2018-09-20
Pibble kibble feeders being trashy? Simply shocked I say!
1 Redactor0 2018-09-20
The only thing more savage and vicious than a pibble is its owner.
1 shiwanshu_ 2018-09-20
Guys it's not the breed, it's the owner. That's why I propose culling of pibbie owners(to which brave pibbies are already contributing to)
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-09-20
For fucks sake people suck
1 911roofer 2018-09-20
Twitterites aren't people.
1 911roofer 2018-09-20
Twitter is made for bullying. I can't wait till it finally goes bankrupt, and thousands of trannies and white girls kill themselves in despair
1 palerthanrice 2018-09-20
I’m sick of talking to people who are real life versions of twitter as well. I’ve had friends who are slowly influenced by that website to the point where they adopt all of the prevailing opinions and all of the attitudes that come with them.
Several times I’ve zoned out during a conversation and thought, wow when did this person become such a smug “right side of history” bully? The common link is always twitter.
1 cjsavage10 2018-09-20
'how dare they not be on the wrong side of history like me'
1 jubbergun 2018-09-20
The great thing about being on the wrong side of history is that I don't have to be a dick about it (unless I really want to be) and it's not a perpetual contest to prove I'm the most "woke" or that I'm more oppressed than everyone else.
1 cjsavage10 2018-09-20
nice smugposting about being on the wrong side of history. wow you dont need to show people how woke or oppressed you are youre so cool.
1 jubbergun 2018-09-20
Thank you, it's nice to be recognized for my achievements.
1 SexyTaft 2018-09-20
Twitter is basically the plebeian rabble from Julius Caesar
1 -absolutego- 2018-09-20
Fucking Twitter making me see Cato "I have a stick up my ass at all times" the Younger's point.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-09-20
Twitter won't ever go bankrupt. It has way too much social momentum for anyone to let it go bankrupt.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-09-20
Soon, inshallah
1 arandomloser21 2018-09-20
The Tumblr migration over to Twitter really killed that site. Every other post is someone trying to outw👁ke each other
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-09-20
Tumblr got clean after the exodus
1 arandomloser21 2018-09-20
Tumblr would unironically be the best site if it wasn't run by absolute retarded staff.
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-09-20
hey bro, for more porn click here
1 WombTattoo 2018-09-20
You seem to forget that the tumblr search function is about as bad as reddit's search functionø.
1 Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 2018-09-20
Something about cyberbullying and close your eyes, fool.
1 Metatron58 2018-09-20
If had Notch level money i'd buy it and shut it down immediately.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-09-20
Eh,mayo gussy will still have Instagram and snapchat.
1 GynoCadet 2018-09-20
Eh, how about all the black guys/gals who post stupid shit saying 'twitter, do your thing?'. Unless a person uses twitter to plan a revolution or tweet out the latest actual news, they should have all electronic devices taken from them immediately.
1 GeoStarRunner 2018-09-20
Mayocide when
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-09-20
why do trashy pit bull owners always trying to claim they are some other breed and shit? This happens every fucking time too.
"Pitbull mauls child to death"
picture of an obvious pitbull
"Umm sweaty, thats an american bull terrier, but a pit bull. Dont lump all dog breeds into one category."
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-09-20
Here's the thing. You said a "Bull Terrier is a Pitbull."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a weirdo who hoards dogs, I am telling you, specifically, in dogs, no one calls bull terriers pitbulls. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "pitbull family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Canine, which includes things from corgies to labradors to dachshunds.
So your reasoning for calling a bull terrier a pitbull is because random people "call the aggressive ones pitbulls?" Let's get German Shepards and Rottweilers in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A bull terrier is a bull terrier and a member of the dog family. But that's not what you said. You said a bull terrier is a pitbull, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dog family pitbull, which means you'd call blue heelers, chihuahuas, and other dogs pitbulls, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
1 gemininature 2018-09-20
This is too much pedantry for one doggy defender. Also, serious posting? lmao
1 Chromosome-21 2018-09-20
its a unidan pasta lmao
1 Evilmon2 2018-09-20
It's the jackdaw copypasta you retard.
1 Kochroach 2018-09-20
For posterity https://www.removeddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9hg2m1/breed_of_peace_lovers_go_after_the_author_of_a/
1 dramasexual 2018-09-20
Imagine being such a flaming newfag you don't even know the unidan pasta.
1 SuitableHippo999 2018-09-20
Imagine also being such a pussy you don't keep your cringe posts for everyone to laugh at. Wish I could ping that retard.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2018-09-20
A fucking classic
1 charming_tainter 2018-09-20
I want a blue heeler so bad but I feel wrong paying for a dog
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-09-20
NOT REAL PITBULLMUNISM
1 metameanderer 2018-09-20
What a sweet widdle pittie boy
1 keksup 2018-09-20
daily reminder that pitbulls were bred by primitives (guess who? Helmann's again) to literally tear cows alive while they were tied to a pole, and that beef was actually mandated to be harvested in this way, meaning it was literally illegal to kill a cow normally, and that these people's descendants regularly get upset about a Chinaman killing a fish somewhere
1 glassjawgronk 2018-09-20
This honestly bums me out. The guy was probably so happy to make a children’s book about cute guys and stepped on a mayonnaise land mine.
I love pibbles but they are objectively a scary breed relative to like shelties or golden retrievers.
1 911roofer 2018-09-20
I hope he ignores the haters, and goes for it. Pitbulls are scary and dog aggressive. The reason you always hear about them mauling toddlers is because some hood rat keeps the damn thing chained up in his back yard and never socializes it, so it doesn't realize children are small humans.
1 pcrnt8 2018-09-20
I think the point is that it's not the dog's fault. Which it's not. That said, I wish we would stop making something out of nothing in this day and age = (
1 ZMowlcher 2018-09-20
Not socializing a dog can make any of them dangerous.
1 pcrnt8 2018-09-20
I'm going to start using the phrase 'mayonnaise land mine'.
1 DO_NOT_PM_ME 2018-09-20
Wel on the plus side all this attention will likely increase sales more than they would have been otherwise.
They played themselves.
1 moondoggy101 2018-09-20
My theory about why people like pitbulls so much is the same reason we also see other things in society like the women who write to serial killers in prison and marry them and the popularity of the male vampire having an epic love story with a human girl trope.
Peoople have this thing where they want to be the one to save something or someone or be the one person who something or someone dangerous would never hurt.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-09-20
This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone, considering the sheer volumes of bad relationships predicated on the idea that I can be the one to fix someone. It's one of the most common forms of egotism in the world.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-09-20
This should come as a surprise to no one. The idea that someone can "fix" someone else is probably the most common factor in bad relationships.
1 snallygaster 2018-09-20
There's two reasons why irresponsible pit owners get pits:
Unfortunately these people seem to make up the vast majority of pitbull owners and don't train their goddamn dogs
1 911roofer 2018-09-20
You forgot the third reason: the shelters are full of the damn things, and they're usually dirt cheap.
1 crudehumourisdivine 2018-09-20
shelters around here are nothing but pits and old chihuahuas
1 OnionBits 2018-09-20
Shelters should be kill free except for pits; in which case they require mandatory gassing
1 moddestmouse 2018-09-20
Death Drive. We’ve known about it forever
1 pepperouchau 2018-09-20
Imagine reading a children's book that's not Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel
1 autumnunderground 2018-09-20
Shit is my jam. And possibly the starting point of my lifelong sexual attraction to industrial equipment
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-09-20
The author did not survive the breed of peace attack.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-20
Twitter is a cesspool. In a way they are the spiritual child of golden times 4chan, except somehow even more retarded.
1 Kochroach 2018-09-20
r/dogfree has gone too far.
1 chumthescrubber 2018-09-20
Kudos to Whaite for fighting authoritarianism and claiming it as such
1 Muttonman 2018-09-20
Wait, aren't Pit Bulls and Bull Terriers different breeds? Ones a brick shithouse and the other a weird triangle head. Do their fan clubs just steal notes from each other?
1 keksup 2018-09-20
Pit Bulls are partially descended from something that used to be called a Bull Terrier, although it's unclear whether this is actually related to the modern Bull Terrier (the triangle head one)
1 KingWayneX 2018-09-20
My bernese and catahoula, as well as my neighbors golden all have the bite and wiggle reflex.
I dont think your statement is accurate.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-09-20
Why can't every pibble be magically transformed into a border collie? They don't bite children, they don't hurt people, they're just happy to be here.
1 I_poop_in_The_Dark 2018-09-20
Why do 🌮 and 🏀 Americans own pitbulls disproportionately compared to everyone else?
1 ayovita 2018-09-20
Because they're good dogs, Brent. Mayo Americans like their dogs diverse in regard to fucking them but we don't say shit about that.
1 keksup 2018-09-20
By 🌮 you mean cinco de mayo, right
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-09-20
End this breed