Clueless Redditor defends Serena Williams in /r/tennis, gets BTFO

120  2018-09-20 by Kobobzane

75 comments

You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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stalking user profiles seems to be kind of kn0thing's thing, I remember he's done that a few times before

Kn0thing is one of my profile followers. It is a bit weird because I got Serena pinned in my profile . I guess he is keeping an eye on stuff like that.

kn0thing married a gorilla and hes probably following people for the slightest excuse to permban them lol

How else do you think he got his wife? She probably feel in love immediately because he had all the same interests as her and always knew what to say

Wasn't that spez?

no spez just edits your comments.

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I still think that's hilarious.

If I was him I would defend my wife too. Serina probably owns a big strap on and a reddit admin's thin wrists and frail, smooth body couldn't possibly save his bussy from an angry fuck.

Yes, defending her would certainly help her notice the comments and bring about the events you've described. Pretty sneaky.

I would let Serena do whatever she wants with me.

The guy that triggered him posts in /r/australia , /r/melbourne , /r/tennis and.... a whole lot of porn subs, including /r/ratemycock .

Could it be the cartoonist of that Serana sketch himself?

Can't be, he doesn't post in CA

my man posts in r/sex good for him

Please tell me we're allowed to ping reddit daddy

Why don't you go ahead and try? I'm sure it will end as nothing but good for you.

/u/kn0thing do you have a good Holland strategy for EU4? So far, I've been stuck in the independence war against Burgundy. I've got Aragon and France to support my independence. However, even though the Burgundian troops are vastly outnumbered, the dumbfuck AI in France and Aragon won't bother to defend my capital, which is the war goal in an independence war, so Burgundy just wipes my troops, sieges down my capital, and fucks off to somewhere else. I'd like to get a good Holland->Netherlands game going, but I'm not really sure how I'm going to do that when I'm unable to get a strong Holland start. Also, should I annex Flanders or Antwerp in the independence war? I know Antwerp is a level 2 center of trade that will net me lots of money if I take it, but if I don't annex Flanders, I won't be able to get Calais as easily or fabricate claims on Burgundy at all.

Freespeechwarrior criticises him there and got banned for 7 days for "harassment" apparently

I wonder if he feels safe in her loving embrace

This is the point where I stand up and say "Both sides says are fucking retards" and sit back down with the smugest smile because I'm right

I dunno, I think the side calling for the guy's job is worse.

Doesn't make them any less retarded

We all know who does the pegging in that relationship.

Hot

It's always weird seeing the Admins on reddit. Like shouldn't they be mature and smart enough to not use reddit? It's not like 4chan where it's made by a weird teenager for weird teenagers.

Also you can always tell an admin redditor because no matter what they say everyone hates their opinion

If they were smart they wouldn't have made reddit

They assassinated their co-founder to get him out of the way so they could sell out like the gaggle if faggots they are.

Also you can always tell an admin redditor because no matter what they say everyone hates their opinion

Ive had a shit day you made me laugh, thanks

How the fuck are we still talking about this

Like holy shit WHO CARES

yeah sometimes i feel like the only person on reddit who is not seething with rage over this whole thing

like it was mostly just funny to me.

It's like a little funny for maybe 10 minutes. It's an athelete snapping and yelling at a ref in the middle of a game. It's just really not that interesting one way or another.

but then everyone made it into a political thing, then all the anti people making things into a political thing people had to come out in force against that, which just made the original people double their efforts, and so on.

literally the structure of matter is based on some sort of absurdity, so this is all you can expect for all time. in fact, it's the only possibility for existence. this shit was all created out of NOTHING.

It's like the cycle of everything rn. Everyone's fucking outraged about everything all the time.

Like oh my GOD who caaaares.

Honestly its gonna get dragged out because she's super famous athlete that acted like a piece of shit like most athletes

Tho I think people are still salty that she BLACKED™ the Mayo sport of tennis

I felt bad for the Blasian that kicked her ass only to have to watch a childish tantrum ruin the greatest moment of her life.

The country has been bickering for years about a quarterback contorted his body during the national anthem.

What in the name of fuck makes you think this is below us?

At least he was making a political statement. This is literally just an angry athlete yelling at a ref about a call which happens approx 28565738292726 a week and isn't even slightly interesting or unusual.

Well she went and tried to make it a gender equality issue.

If she didn’t play that card we wouldn’t be getting to sink our teeth into this ripe juicy fruit.

I mean, is she wrong tho? The WTA and the USTA are backing her up that the ref was being sexist, and the fact that we're still even talking about this boring-ass bullshit is almost certainly due to either her femoid status, her negroid status, or some combination of the two.

They backed her up by issuing her fines?

I mean you can read about it if you care. They said they aren't allowed to directly overrule the ref but he was being retarded, basically.

I'm sure that has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that Serena Williams is a cash cow who they can't afford to piss off.

I’ve looked I can’t find any source that says what you’re saying.

I'd pull it up and link it but I don't actually care enough to go looking for it again.

Because your made up source doesn’t exist fam.

If you think I'm invested enough in this issue to actually bother to make up a story about tennis organizations I'd never even heard of before doing a quick google about this boring as fake controversy, then you are definitely projecting.

lol. you're perpetuating the fucking cycle right now. you're engaging in the madness.

oh no, i'm perpetuating the cycle of retarded reeing on /r/drama? however will i live with myself

you're the one fucking complaining about people talking about it on other meaningless subs, not me. just pointing out your own dumbassery, in case you missed it.

You seem mighty upset there sweaty.

you're reading way too much into this

idk m8, you seem reeeeaaaaal triggered about questionably true allegations of sexism

how is it interesting for you to just spew the same stock arguments over and over again, regardless of what the other person is saying?

Mostly because you got real tilted at absolutely nothing and I find that super funny.

People who were picked last in gym class seem to care an awful lot about "muh sportsmanship".

your wife is an ugly she-boon nigger

Didn't expect to see this over there.

You didn't expect to see a racist comment... on reddit?

Ooh really got the userbase

u/KiruKokujin explain your autism

i want to see if /u/kn0thing will ban me or not

Implying thats difficult.

Lol, nibba, you about to get dabbed on.

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He's banning people for far less...

Probably is, mods removed my comment so he won't see it

oh well

I got banned for a week for calling spez a nigger once

based

saves everyone else stating the obvious

Sometimes I check out the profile of commenters like you to better understand your motivations and POV.

Not what I expected.

But I'm happy you've found communities you can connect with.

Jesus Christ when did he become like this

Proceeds to ban said communities

I mean, you would be a huge cuck to not defend your wife on a public forum. So I guess I understand his motivation behind all this.

But maybe he should shut up now given that the only person in the world still talking about that incident is he himself.

This is what happens when mods put the wall up. We end up eating srd's two day old shit.

his wife clearly has a penis

Anyone criticizing him for defending her has most likely never been in a long term relationship. You dont publicly criticize your partner unless you want your relationship to end, you support them then tell them what's up in private