A message to all MDEFUGEES

224 2018-09-20 by El_Guero_Alto

لا يوجد اي هدف لهذا النص الا نشر الرعب في نفوس من يهاب اللغة العربية ا نكح هل مجرد سخيف يقول عني، كنت الكلبة قليلا؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرج أعلى من صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناةقاعدة ، ولدي أكثر من ثلاثمائهيقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص الأعلى في القوات المسلحة للولايات المتحدة. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارجا مع الدقة أمثال التي لم يكن له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، وعلامة كلماتي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس في جميع أنحاء الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية وIP الخاص يتم تتبعه الآن الحق في ذلك على الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف الموتى، طفل. أنا يمكن أن يكون في أي مكان، في أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبع مئة الطرق، وهذا هو فقط مع يدي عارية. لست الوحيد الذي تدرب على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من مشاة البحرية الولايات المتحدة وسوف استخدمه إلى أقصى مداها لمحو الحمار بائسة الخاصة بك من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص غير مقدس كان لديك القليل "ذكية" تعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم، ربما كنت قد عقدت اللسان سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن هل يمكن لا، كنت لا، والآن كنت تدفع الثمن، وكنت أحمق ملعون. سأفعل غضب القرف جميع أنحاء لك، وسوف يغرق فيه. كنت سخيف ميتا، كيدو!

88 comments

1 Fr33_Lax 2018-09-20

I can't read any of this but I'm sure it's a positive message about getting fucked in the ass.

1 Mexagon 2018-09-20

Nah, in Islam that's just "baaaa."

1 Fr33_Lax 2018-09-20

Why are saying "nah" then immediately proving me right?

1 LifeIsVanilla 2018-09-20

Nah, but yeah.

1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-09-20

It's one of Muhammad's philosophical letters to the Meccans.

1 Drama_Border_Police 2018-09-20

Seeing as it has 'IP' in it, my money is on the navy seal copypasta.

1 dootwiththesickness 2018-09-20

Processed through Google Translate. I don’t know how the tech giant of giants can have such terrible translation for a language spoken by more than 300 million people (inb4 someone tells me “well, nobody actually speaks الفصحى”). The program didn’t even bother to conjugate most of the verbs remotely properly.

1 dootwiththesickness 2018-09-20

It’s the Navy Seal copypasta, as rendered by Google Translate.

1 Fr33_Lax 2018-09-20

Everyone keeps proving me right. I'm not used to being this correct, somebody hug me.

1 SexyTaft 2018-09-20

אני מצטער, אבל המטענים כבר הפסידו? ללא שם: הו, זה נכון. המשחק עוד לא נגמר. למעשה, זה רק במחצית. האם לא יש להוביל את המחצית לספור כהפסד? זה מה שאתה אומר? כי אם אתה אומר שאני יכול להבטיח לך שאתה טועה. למה היית עושה את הנושא הזה כאשר המשחק עדיין על? מטענים עדיין משחקים עכשיו והם היו הקבוצה הטובה ביותר במערב AFC במשך כמה שנים עכשיו? הם משחקים את אחת הקבוצות הגרועות ביותר ב- NFL אשר רק במקרה יש להוביל כי הם מאכילים את האנרגיה של משחק במשחק יום שני בלילה. אבל אתה יודע מה? הם עדיין מוצצים. מטענים הם אחת הקבוצות המזוין הטוב ביותר ב- NFL, הם הלכו 13-3 בשנה שעברה היה של זכתה בסופר בול אם תמרוץ לא לחנוק. אולי כדאי שתסתום את הפה לפני שתעשה נושאים מפגרים כאלה. אתה יודע למה? כי אתה הולך להיות נבוך כאשר מטענים מנצחת ומישהו bumps את הנושא הזה. הו, תראו את זה, המטות פשוט יצאו מהתחום של 1 למטה כאשר הם היו צריכים לקבל אחד, בדיוק כמו Jets עשה. ללא שם: האם אתה שיכור מזוין? אתה דפוק? האם אתה אוטיסט? אתה אידיוט מזוין ואתה לא צריך לעשות נושא על הלוח הזה שוב ואני רציני. כמעט יש לי הרגשה שאתה הבחור היחיד עושה את כל אלה נגד מטענים נושאים כי אתה שונא הומו אשר לא אוהב את הקבוצה כי הם טובים. לך תזדיין, תהיי טובה במשהו בחיים שלך, ואז אולי תנסה להציק לצוותים המזוינים האלה על הלוח, כאילו שאני מזיין. זה כל כך קל לזהות את החוטים שלך עכשיו, אתה מפגר. תמיד עושה חרא טיפש כזה. למה שלא תנסה להיות כרזה טובה? רק פעם אחת? ללא שם: פעם אחת בחייך המזוין נסה לא לעשות נושא כזה. זה רק אתה, אתה תמיד צודק מקבל את זה לא נכון. לך תזדיין. אתה כלום.

1 CommonThroat 2018-09-20

🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙

1 bbkeys 2018-09-20

I mean there are worse teams. In the early 1900s, there was a hockey team called the Saskatchewan Swastikas. That doesn't look good, now.

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-09-20

😪😪😪😪

1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-09-20

Inshallah

1 pimasecede 2018-09-20

Takbir

1 thatnicebich 2018-09-20

Allahu akbar

1 wwaalleess 2018-09-20

out

1 El_Guero_Alto 2018-09-20

Aüslander Raus!

1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-09-20

Dancing ist Deutsch!

1 Mamalgam 2018-09-20

*Ausländer, smh 😒

1 goodj1984 2018-09-20

Halt die verfluchte Klappe, verdammter Untermensch, Beeilung!

1 MacAndShits 2018-09-20

There is no purpose for this lesson, and expands the anger of the Arabs. Do you ever talk about me, are you a little player? I left the navy, participated in a lot of al-Qaida attacks and confirmed that more than 3 people were killed. I was trained in the battle of Gorilla, and I am the America's best army. You do not have any other place of mine. It prevents you from being invisible, and I see that my words do not know. Do you think you can be online and talk to me? Think again about the thought. As I said, I am connected to a network of mysterious information about America. Your IP address has been tested to improve your storm and loyalty. Allow you to strike slowly in your life. You are dead, dear, wherever I am, I will leave you 700 times. I have not been trained only in a armed war, but I'm completely worthy of US navy surgery and cleaning your buttons on your continent. If you do not know the best, you have a small note. Your tongue can be cursed. But if you're silly, you can not pay now. I hate, I try. You kido

1 Sc0tty2hotty 2018-09-20

Do you think you can be online and talk to me? Think again about the thought.

1 MacAndShits 2018-09-20

And it's not the focus of the focus, and the Indian anger, the Lord. To me, to the farmer? The war Al-Qaeda involved in numerous attacks and confirmed that more than three people. Glorious teaching and love the United States. There is nothing else. This sign is protecting you, I do not know what it means. Do you think you can talk to me? What do they think about their behavior? Say I've joined in the history of the United States. IP addresses can be brought to an end to improve their movement of hurricanes. You can do it in real life, love, I'll give you seven straight. I do not feel good, but he does not have full employment in the United States. The world's energy supply, but if you do not know what's best, you have a little bit of a problem. It may be a curse in your language. If you're stupid, you're happy you can not do it, I love them, I have to pull it out of the boy

1 SpotOnTheRug 2018-09-20

I have to pull it out of the boy

...go on

1 MacAndShits 2018-09-20

Hindu India and Spirit. Garden my Al Qaeda forces fighting, at the time we believe. At least the name of the US is at least signed, I do not know what that means. Do you think you can talk with your characters, or do I have a US story? A good IP address can create your product. You are the faithful, I will forgive you. I am not satisfied, but no time in the United States. If you have no energy in life, you have problems. This is your primary language and language. If you're angry, you are unhappy, I love you, I'm a boy.

This took several deep and dark turns

1 snallygaster 2018-09-20

There is no purpose of this document without distributing the hearts of Arabs in the attack. Can you say just about me, you're young? I will be able to finish my level on the Navy, and I have participated in the secrecy in Al Qaeda, and I have been dead for over three years. I was trained in the gorilla and was the highest driver in the American army. You have nothing to do with me but just another purpose. It will clear the filing of the correct files that have never been previously seen in this world, and note my names. Do you think you can get out of this shit and say online? Think again, you're shy. As we speak I encounter the net of spy fake across the USA and your IP is being downloaded so that you can better suit the storm, the larva. A hurricane that ends a little thing of respect has cost your life. Ufucking is dead, baby. I may be anywhere, at any time, I will kill you in more than seventy ways, going through my hands. I am not the only trained person in the unsupported warfare, but I can access the entire US Marines arsenal and will use it to extract your painful animal from the continent and at least. Unless you do not know what an improper answer to having "good" advice on the downward, you might put your language in perspective. But you can not, are not, and now pay the penalty, you're a bad fool. I'll make a lot of heat over you, and I'll drive it out. Ufucking is dead, Kido! thinkTHiNGk Definitions of think verb have a particular opinion, belief, or idea about someone or something. she thought that nothing would be the same again synonyms: believe, be of the opinion, be of the view, be under the impression, expect, imagine, anticipate, surmise, suppose, conjecture, guess, fancy, conclude, determine, reason, reckon, figure, opine; deem, judge, hold, reckon, consider, presume, estimate, regard (as), view (as) direct one's mind toward someone or something; use one's mind actively to form connected ideas. he was thinking about Colin synonyms: ponder, reflect, deliberate, consider, meditate, contemplate, muse, ruminate, be lost in thought, be in a brown study, brood, concentrate, brainstorm, rack one's brains, put on one's thinking cap, sleep on it, cogitate noun an act of thinking. I went for a walk to have a think See also I think, think of, I don't think so., to think, think about, I think so., What do you think?, think about it, think over, think twice

1 snallygaster 2018-09-20

manual allocated to the hearts of the Arabs in this document without any purpose. You and I can say that about you? Donor end of my size and I worked with the secret Al-Qaeda and the death of more than three years. I was taught in the gorilla, and the US Army's top driver. You have nothing to do with me, but just for other purposes. These documents clearly never seen the world, and an offer names. If you think we can say this shit out online? I think, once again, you are a shame. We talked and I was in the United States of America for the transfer of the spy network and strong winds can be transported, so lichen. inferiorly, your life is worth cyclone ,. Ufucking dead, boy. Maybe anywhere, at any time, I will kill you with my hand, I have received more than seventy ways. I'm not the war, only one master, but the entire American continent to achieve and heavy armor to destroy the animals and, at least, and you can use it. If you answered, "well below" negative ways, I do not know, you look and you can set the language. There is not, however, pay a fine, but, you fool. I have a lot of heat, and I will restore you. Ufucking died, and Kido!

1 Mamalgam 2018-09-20

Holy fuck I didn't read any of this, but it's fascinating to see a life wasted before me

1 MacAndShits 2018-09-20

I will restore you.

I admire your optimism

1 MacAndShits 2018-09-20

How?

1 Jewdankdied4mysins 2018-09-20

No, this isn't about people in general. This is about you, freak. When was the last time you got pussy? Do women even acknowledge you exist when you are in the same zip code as them? Calling you for help with their computer doesn't count by the way.

You are like some weird Frankenstein's monster brought to life by Trump getting elected, you never getting pussy, and no one respecting your right to be considered a lesbian. I have talked to literal dog fuckers on Drama who were less unhinged than you.

Enjoy downvoting me some more and hiding behind emojis while being the most assblasted user on this sub. Go back to hiding in new to snipe downvote everything that offends you.

1 egotisticalnoob 2018-09-20

So relatable, it brings a tear to my eye.

1 oh_no_aliens 2018-09-20

confirmed that more than 3 people were killed.

1 sockerpopper 2018-09-20

I thought this was gonna be a reference to that one girl on mii verse saying she was gonna bring back slavery.

1 philoponeria 2018-09-20

sallam malekam

1 someonecool43 2018-09-20

durka durka?

1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-09-20

Allahu akbar to you too.

1 Strictlybutters 2018-09-20

دعني أخبرك بهذا - / r / الدراما هي واحدة من أكثر مجتمعات الإنترنت الحاقدة ، قاسية ، صريحة القلب التي ستجدها على الإطلاق ، وحتى كداعم لحرية التعبير ، تقول لي إن سيسمح بمثل هذا المركز الدنيء المتقيح. من التعصب والسادية في الوجود. هل تعتقد أن مدينة [سيئة] كانت سيئة؟ هذا ، إذا كنت تلتقط على صفارات الكلب (والكثير لا تهتم حتى - أقول تريد تريد عن Stormfront ، على الأقل أنه يحظر "[ط]]" ، سوف تكشف نفسها لك كما ريديت المركز الأول للنازيين الأكثر صلابة على شبكة الإنترنت ، Klansmen ، الفاشيون ، و Gamergaters. ستلاحظ على الشريط الجانبي أنه يشجع الأعضاء على أن يكونوا دراميين قدر الإمكان. هذا مقصود. انهم يشجعون الحجج في قسم التعليقات. هذا مقصود. أنت تعرف "الكراهية الثلاثة الدقيقة" (من هذا الكتاب الذي لم يتم تقديره عام 1985 ، أعطه قراءة ، إنه أمر مخيف كم يوازي مجتمعنا)؟ انها مثل ذلك ، انهم يريدون اذكاء نار الغضب الرجعي حتى يستمروا في دغدغة كل التقدم والأقلية الذين يدخلون ، تطبيع هذه المشاعر الشريرة. هم لواء من إلى ، وجود عصابة كاملة من تعديل تمتد عبر مئات المجتمعات المحلية ، تسليط الضوء على تجارب يعيش من المظلومين ودون خجل تعزيز التفوق الداخلي الأبيض. لقد قاموا بتشذيب مئات الأشخاص أيضًا ، بعضهم حتى الموت. أخشى أن / r / دراما قد تنتج جيش كامل من Dylann Roofs و Elliot Rodgers، وأنا أقترح بشدة أن لا أحد يجرؤ على زيارة هذا الرهيبة ، لئلا تكونوا ضحايا ضحية هالة مفسدة.

1 General_Insomnia 2018-09-20

1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-09-20

Hey, at least it's more original than OUT-posting

1 Nathaniel_Higgs 2018-09-20

Noted. Thank you.

-Nate

1 meatpuppet79 2018-09-20

Inshallah

1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-09-20

Out!

1 fernguts 2018-09-20

Gay

1 SmartJoe 2018-09-20

سأقيم عليك الحد ايها الكافر اللعين

1 iNEEDheplreddit 2018-09-20

This is why Team America will always win

1 Burnnoticelover 2018-09-20

I can tell from the initials "IP" that this is the navy seal copypasta. The fact that I can tell this makes me want to walk into the ocean.

1 Rediwed 2018-09-20

Holy shit.

1 DoktuhParadox 2018-09-20

habibi

1 ghostchamber 2018-09-20

I still don't know what a MDEFugee is.

I'm guessing it's a sub that got closed?

1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-20

They're a bunch of incels that are addicted to this one greasy guy who got fired and hasn't done anything with his life since except to make jokes about school shootings.

1 AnalAssassin6969 2018-09-20

and about killing people........in minecraft, which is why their sub was banned. lol

1 wewladin 2018-09-20

You have no idea what mde is hahahahahahaha holy fuck

1 wewladin 2018-09-20

Mde was a sub for a cancelled adult swim show that got shut down becuae they were accussed of being alt right (well sam hyde anyways)

The subreddit is cancer but i love me some nick, charles, and sam

Heres a skit for reference https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xbllxgxgQVQ

1 ghostchamber 2018-09-20

Oh, that fucking show. I remember now. I didn't know what the letters stand for.

1 wewladin 2018-09-20

The subreddit was largely unrelated to the show also

1 snallygaster 2018-09-20

user reports:
1: can you PLEASE stop bullying us FFS we made this sub. these jokes are old and reddit

😒

1 duckraul2 2018-09-20

ok they've gone too far

1 wewladin 2018-09-20

Snally kiss me

1 snallygaster 2018-09-20

👁

1 Reddit-Autocomplete 2018-09-20

r/beetlejuicing

1 wewladin 2018-09-20

Fuck u bitch im too good for you anyways. Used up roastie. Bye

Sorry not sorry.

1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-09-20

ಠ_ಠ

1 snallygaster 2018-09-20

👀

1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-20

snallyfacts^{^TM} instead?

1 wewladin 2018-09-20

🤔

1 ComedicSans 2018-09-20

user reports:
1: can you PLEASE stop bullying us FFS we made this sub. these jokes are old and reddit
1: Spam

Lmao wut.

1 RichEvansSextape 2018-09-20

Reopening was a mistake

1 rileykard 2018-09-20

Don't you fucking dare... I missed this sub

1 PuttinOnTheVIX 2018-09-20

we made this sub

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 IvanReilly 2018-09-20

Have a "no reason"

1 h4rdlyf3 2018-09-20

Lmao I love this sub

1 serial_crusher 2018-09-20

Text exceeds 3900 character limit

Careful with that foul mouth, OP. Google translate has easily revealed your veiled insults!

1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-20

drama может производить целую армию Bob Ross и Tom Hanks, и я очень рекомендую, чтобы все посмели посетить этот удивительный субреддит, чтобы потенциально стать жертвой его любовного заклинания.

1 SerpentNu 2018-09-20

UUUUUURAH

1 mukumukum9 2018-09-20

Team of scietists at Harvard University have been working for the past two years on recreating the perfect Dramacel. They have used DNA from chastity belts that were discarded in the garbage bins of communisty party offices around US to look for the genes that separated them from humans, such as those with code for a micropenis, low testosterone and love of feminism, islam and niggers. By splicing the dramacel genes into the genome of a human embryo, the team believe they have created the perfect leftist-human hybrid, which would have all the recognisable features of a dramacel.

1 mukumukum9 2018-09-20

<div class="md"><p>I made the sexpat desirability index for just this question</p>

<p>Data on the foreigner population of China was uploaded</p>

<table><thead> <tr> <th align="left">Province</th> <th>Male foreign population</th> <th align="right">Female Chinese population (15-30 years old )</th> <th align="left">Females per foreign male</th> </tr> </thead><tbody> <tr> <td align="left">Shanghai</td> <td>154,660</td> <td align="right">2,647,202</td> <td align="left">17</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Jiangsu</td> <td>47,360</td> <td align="right">8,930,889</td> <td align="left">189</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Shandong</td> <td>24,420</td> <td align="right">11,016,202</td> <td align="left">451</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Liaoning</td> <td>17,760</td> <td align="right">5,030,827</td> <td align="left">283</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Beijing</td> <td>79,180</td> <td align="right">2,255,422</td> <td align="left">28</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Zhejiang</td> <td>26,640</td> <td align="right">6,259,092</td> <td align="left">235</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Fujian</td> <td>46,620</td> <td align="right">4,242,835</td> <td align="left">91</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Guangdong</td> <td>173,900</td> <td align="right">11,994,860</td> <td align="left">69</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Guangxi</td> <td>17,020</td> <td align="right">5,293,062</td> <td align="left">311</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Yunnan</td> <td>34,780</td> <td align="right">5,286,117</td> <td align="left">152</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

<ul> <li>Assuming 74% of foreigners in China are male and 11.5% of the population nationally are females between the age of 15-30.</li> </ul>

<p>It seems two major determinants of a sexpats carnal potential will be the ratio of local women to foreign men (RPS-Rainy Per Sexpat) and their income relative to the local population (LVR-Laowai vs Rocky) </p>

<p>Regarding the PRS, assume a given percentage of the female population express a distinct preference for foreign men and this percentage is fixed across China (unrealistic I know, but reasonable simplification. A extension of the model would be to make the rainy per sexpat ratio sensitive to local female preferences.). A high rainy to sexpat ratio represents weak demand relative to supply, creating a environment of low starfish prices.</p>

<p>For LVR, a high value represents a distinct financial advantage over the local male population in the competition for starfish. Additionally, earnings also function as a proxy for education level, health and agreeableness, all key components in determining your success in the sexual marketplace. A high LVR ratio indicates not just greater financial resources than local men but also a possible advantage socially and educationally. </p>

<table><thead> <tr> <th align="left">Province</th> <th align="left">Male foreign population</th> <th align="left">Female Chinese population (15-30 years old )</th> <th align="left">Females per foreign male</th> <th align="left">Monthly average salary in capital</th> <th align="right">Females per foreign male index</th> </tr> </thead><tbody> <tr> <td align="left">Shanghai</td> <td align="left">154,660</td> <td align="left">2,647,202</td> <td align="left">17</td> <td align="left">9,337 (Shanghai)</td> <td align="right">60</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Jiangsu</td> <td align="left">47,360</td> <td align="left">8,930,889</td> <td align="left">189</td> <td align="left">7,263 (Nanjing)</td> <td align="right">662</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Shandong</td> <td align="left">24,420</td> <td align="left">11,016,202</td> <td align="left">451</td> <td align="left">6,447 (Jinan)</td> <td align="right">1584</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Liaoning</td> <td align="left">17,760</td> <td align="left">5,030,827</td> <td align="left">283</td> <td align="left">5810 (Shenyang)</td> <td align="right">994</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Beijing</td> <td align="left">79,180</td> <td align="left">2,255,422</td> <td align="left">28</td> <td align="left">9,791 (Beijing)</td> <td align="right">100</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Zhejiang</td> <td align="left">26,640</td> <td align="left">6,259,092</td> <td align="left">235</td> <td align="left">7,933 (Hangzhou)</td> <td align="right">825</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Fujian</td> <td align="left">46,620</td> <td align="left">4,242,835</td> <td align="left">91</td> <td align="left">6,785 (Fuzhou)</td> <td align="right">320</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Guangdong</td> <td align="left">173,900</td> <td align="left">11,994,860</td> <td align="left">69</td> <td align="left">7,754 (Guangzhou)</td> <td align="right">242</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Guangxi</td> <td align="left">17,020</td> <td align="left">5,293,062</td> <td align="left">311</td> <td align="left">6908 (Nanning)</td> <td align="right">1092</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Yunnan</td> <td align="left">34,780</td> <td align="left">5,286,117</td> <td align="left">152</td> <td align="left">6592 (Kunming)</td> <td align="right">534</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

<ul> <li>source: <a href="http://zhaopin.investorroom.com/2017-07-17-China-White-collar-Average-Salary-Declined-in-the-Second-Quarter-of-2017">http://zhaopin.investorroom.com/2017-07-17-China-White-collar-Average-Salary-Declined-in-the-Second-Quarter-of-2017</a></li> </ul>

<p>To compute your sexpat location desirability score complete the following table: </p>

<table><thead> <tr> <th align="left">Province</th> <th align="left"></th> </tr> </thead><tbody> <tr> <td align="left">Females per foreign male index score</td> <td align="left"></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Salary</td> <td align="left"></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Salary score</td> <td align="left"></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Sexpat desirability index score</td> <td align="left"></td> </tr> </tbody></table>

<p>To calculate your salary score take your salary and divide it by the average salary in your province then multiple by 100. So a salary of 20K in Beijing gives you a salary score of 20000/9791*100=204. Then multiply your salary score by 0.5 and the females per foreign male score by 0.5 and add them together (The weights could be altered to reflect the relative importance of RPS and LVR scores in determining competitiveness). This gives you a sexpat index score. The score allows you to compare yourself to a hypothetical Beijing sepxat making 9791 per month, since they get a index score of 100. </p>

<table><thead> <tr> <th align="left">Sexpat desirability index calculator</th> <th align="left"></th> </tr> </thead><tbody> <tr> <td align="left">Province</td> <td align="left">Beijing</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Females per foreign male index score</td> <td align="left">100</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Salary</td> <td align="left">9791</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Salary score</td> <td align="left">100</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Sexpat desirability index score</td> <td align="left">100</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

<p>Somebody making the average Beijing salary in Shandong enjoys a massive sexpat bonus, gaining 768 sexpat index points simply by relocating to the province with the best female to foreign male ratio and lower average salaries.</p>

<table><thead> <tr> <th align="left">Sexpat desirability index calculator</th> <th align="left"></th> </tr> </thead><tbody> <tr> <td align="left">Province</td> <td align="left">Shandong</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Females per foreign male index score</td> <td align="left">1584</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Salary</td> <td align="left">9791</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Salary score</td> <td align="left">152</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Sexpat desirability index score</td> <td align="left">868</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

<p>Another interesting thing to do is look at how your typical training center foreigner fares across China. Let's say they make 14K per month and this is fixed wherever they are. </p>

<table><thead> <tr> <th align="left">Province</th> <th align="right">Females per foreign male index</th> <th align="left">Salary score (assuming 14,000 RMB salary)</th> <th align="left">Sexpat desirability score</th> </tr> </thead><tbody> <tr> <td align="left">Shandong</td> <td align="right">1584</td> <td align="left">217</td> <td align="left">900</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Guangxi</td> <td align="right">1092</td> <td align="left">203</td> <td align="left">647</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Liaoning</td> <td align="right">994</td> <td align="left">241</td> <td align="left">618</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Zhejiang</td> <td align="right">825</td> <td align="left">176</td> <td align="left">501</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Jiangsu</td> <td align="right">662</td> <td align="left">193</td> <td align="left">427</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Yunnan</td> <td align="right">534</td> <td align="left">212</td> <td align="left">373</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Fujian</td> <td align="right">320</td> <td align="left">206</td> <td align="left">263</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Guangdong</td> <td align="right">242</td> <td align="left">181</td> <td align="left">211</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Beijing</td> <td align="right">100</td> <td align="left">143</td> <td align="left">121</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Shanghai</td> <td align="right">60</td> <td align="left">150</td> <td align="left">105</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

<p>Which actually makes lots of sense and accords with much anecdotal evidence regarding location desirability. </p> </div>

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