I don’t see what the big deal is? He’s just got to wait a few years until she turns eighteen, like he did with his current girlfriend. If you’re buying a lot of fruit at the market, you buy some underripe fruit so that you’ll have time to eat it all before it spoils. Drake’s just thinking ahead. I’ll bet he’s got a whole cavalcade of young girls he talks to. I’ll bet he’s like, “Oh man, that girl is four, but you can tell she’ll be hot when she’s older. I’d better start building a rapport with her now so that I’ll have a fresh eighteen year-old girlfriend lined up when I’m forty-five.”
Actually, water isn't wet, per say. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.
21 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-20
womp womp
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 MemesOfTheResistance 2018-09-20
STUNNING AND BRAVE
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-09-20
I don’t see what the big deal is? He’s just got to wait a few years until she turns eighteen, like he did with his current girlfriend. If you’re buying a lot of fruit at the market, you buy some underripe fruit so that you’ll have time to eat it all before it spoils. Drake’s just thinking ahead. I’ll bet he’s got a whole cavalcade of young girls he talks to. I’ll bet he’s like, “Oh man, that girl is four, but you can tell she’ll be hot when she’s older. I’d better start building a rapport with her now so that I’ll have a fresh eighteen year-old girlfriend lined up when I’m forty-five.”
1 ricksansmorty 2018-09-20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming
20 years in prison for that
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-09-20
You (and the FBI) know I’m being faseeshus, right?
1 ricksansmorty 2018-09-20
Might be in the hands of 12 of Drake's peers to decide on whether it was non-sexual or not.
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-09-20
I didn’t think that his dating an eighteen year-old was that big a deal, but this article is making me wonder if he isn’t some kind of fucking weirdo.
1 qemist 2018-09-20
Dubious. If the purpose is lawful it is probably not grooming in most places.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-20
I wish I was brave enough to shitpost like this on my main account
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-20
**SKRRRRTTTTT
BRRRRRTTTTTTT**
1 pepperouchau 2018-09-20
we need to talk about how terrible we are at writing headlines
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-20
Our Drake-Queen gas done it yet again
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-09-20
We got an R Kelly 2.0 here.
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-09-20
One of the (((elite))) is a rapist and/or pedophile. Water is wet.
1 4ntonvalley 2018-09-20
Actually, water isn't wet, per say. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.
1 cryptonewsguy 2018-09-20
i feel like ive read that somewhere
1 Ghdust2 2018-09-20
🎶 Millie do you love me? Are you riding? 🎶
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-09-20
Wait if you call drake a pedo for this, does that make you a pedo?
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-09-20
no
1 JackSpratCould 2018-09-20
I thought he was gay.
1 AlphaOmegaSith 2018-09-20
This was literally posted by a guy that is a lolicon and constantly talks about wanting to fuck 14-year olds.