Mohammad seems to have been in favor of including the Zorastrians (though he refers to them by the term Magians):
"Indeed, those who have believed and those who were Jews and the Sabeans and the Christians and the Magians and those who associated with Allah - Allah will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection. Indeed Allah is, over all things" - Quran 22:17
Muslims treated Zoroastrians like Jews or Christians though. It wasn't written in the Qur'an anywhere but Muslims generally considered them to be honourary people of the book, and that Zarathustra was one of the pre-Muhammed prophets.
Men would go wild, breaking their glasses, shouting themselves voiceless, or fighting and sometimes killing each other vying for the boys' sexual favors.[11] This resulted in suppression of the practice under Sultan Abd-ul-Mejid I.[1]
back in those days bussy was given a lot of respect.
im like a gamer muslim girl and like evry time i play roblox (its a rreal game shut up) everyone is like "show me ur tits" or "allahu akbar!!" but like i dont even kno what either of those mean (like wat???) but those arnt even the worst ones like they sometime say thing like "go back to isis" like thats very rude like my uncle is in isis and like i already visited him like a month ago so like why would i go again (like wat????) and like isis is pretty cool actually so like why do people ahte it?? also like when i play call of duty (im only 12 and my mom dosnt let me play im such a rebel XDD) ppl tell me to like turn off my voice changr and its like its my real voice how can i change it (like wat??) and lik they aslo say like "trump will kik you out" but like i support donald trump so like why would he kick me out (like wat??) anyway like it sucks to be a gamer muslim girl
tbf both are pretty rapey just for different reasons. Raping because you're mad about the sand perpetually in your ass crack is the more acceptable kind tho.
On that point, /u/memritvmemes is weird but good. Apparently a third of it is Muslims somehow, I guess that's the good Muslims that can laugh at themselves.
Their version of tithing (Zakat) is much more progressive than most religions, as it is based on a percent of your total wealth, rather than your income.
Bacha bāzi is practiced only by the Pashtūn people of Afghānistān (not all pashtuns however, I don't generalize, unlike you) Other muslims don't do it. When it comea to Catholicism which has a worse record of priests fucking little boys than the "Muslims" you stay silent, but when it comes to a deed that is prohibited in Islam but is practices by some you begin to speak up. Hypocrites.
Jesus relax retard. No one is saying catholic priests didn't and don't fuck little kids. They do. But so does Muslim garbage. Don't be a little crybaby. You know where you are fucking idiot?
1.) Like I posted in the fuck muslims thread, I like that the third word of the second surah/chapter of the Quran is basically "meme."
2.) Muslims contributed a lot in medieval times in fields such as astronomy. That's why a great majority of the names for stars in the sky are in Arabic - they were named by Arabs, and most Arabs at the time (and still to this date) were/are Muslims.
3.) Islam spread like the Plague spread in a rat-infested medieval Europe, and that's no small feat, that's only matched by religions such as Christianity, although Christians had an advantage in colonialism.
Probably the most Chad religion. Eastern shit like Buddhism is all 'If your enemy hits you, just forgive him and be peaceful', the symbol of Christianity is the torture device their faggy prophet pathetically died on, and do I even need to talk about the Jews?
Muhammed had an actual empire, destroyed ancient religious traditions, encouraged sexual slavery (Yazidis BTFO), gave instructions on how to beat your wife, and his modern followers are devout enough to fly planes into buildings. Say what you will about Islam, they are fuelling with testosterone.
Also Muslim heaven isnt just some nice place of light and happiness, Muhammed gives you 72 batches of fresh ass.
"Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great."
The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter"
If ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly with the orphans, Marry women of your choice, Two or three or four; but if ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly (with them), then only one, or (a captive) that your right hands possess, that will be more suitable, to prevent you from doing injustice."
I follow the islamic teachings of my particular sect to the letter (more or less). And dont give me that "hurr durr well do you wage war with unbelievers and do you stone women who dont wear the hijab" shit cause thats not the religion that I was taught.
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1 scatmunchies 2018-09-20
As a religion, Islam isn’t appreciably more stupid than Christianity.
1 WombTattoo 2018-09-20
That's just because the way they treat their gussy makes up for all the retarded shit they do.
1 VanDerVaart 2018-09-20
I'm a progressive and pro-Muslim, I just don't like them to be in the same country as me tbh
Same with Jews
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-09-20
I’m pro-gay, but I think we should hang half of the gay population from cranes because it’s getting annoying seeing so many of them now.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-20
Why the fuck did the birds do to deserve that?!
1 GalaxyBowser 2018-09-20
I hate Chinese culture but I keep buying their nikes and cheap shit from dhgate.
1 VanDerVaart 2018-09-20
Im pro r/drama but Im going to report this to AgainstHateSubreddits for hate speech
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-09-20
I'm pro white. Kill all mayos.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-09-20
Having 4 wives is pretty cool...but do they have to be Muslims though? 🤢🤮
1 GoblinThief 2018-09-20
No they do not. You can marry any woman as long as she follows an abrahamic religion. She could be Muslim, Christian or jewish.
1 SJCards 2018-09-20
Zoroastrianism blown the fuck out by People of the Book.
1 houinator 2018-09-20
Mohammad seems to have been in favor of including the Zorastrians (though he refers to them by the term Magians):
"Indeed, those who have believed and those who were Jews and the Sabeans and the Christians and the Magians and those who associated with Allah - Allah will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection. Indeed Allah is, over all things" - Quran 22:17
1 AssWizardOfSiberia 2018-09-20
Muslims treated Zoroastrians like Jews or Christians though. It wasn't written in the Qur'an anywhere but Muslims generally considered them to be honourary people of the book, and that Zarathustra was one of the pre-Muhammed prophets.
1 SJCards 2018-09-20
I am awares, but it made for less dramatic positing.
1 Baconlightning 2018-09-20
Muhammad 250 IQ confirm d
1 Electroyote 2018-09-20
You can marry any women if you kidnap her and beat her into submission.
1 wewladin 2018-09-20
Become BASTED and respilled mormon xxdd
1 zergling_Lester 2018-09-20
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/esli-b-ya-byl-sultan-если-б-я-был-султан-if-i-were-sultan.html
https://youtu.be/DWqtS35Jnls?t=82
1 PM_THAT_DICK_BITCH 2018-09-20
No, just kidnap them like all the other husbands
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-09-20
How many husbands have you kidnapped?!
1 PM_THAT_DICK_BITCH 2018-09-20
Husbands kidnap THIS bussy, not the other way around
1 Leakylocks 2018-09-20
I'm jealous most of them get to walk around in those comfy robes
1 scatmunchies 2018-09-20
Some of those outfits do look comfy.
1 WarSanchez 2018-09-20
Lets the boys hang and breathe a little while. It's like being naked under a snuggie.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-20
Fuck you guys 😒 now I have the sudden urge to get naked 😔
1 wewladin 2018-09-20
No one wants to see your hairy iranian taint
1 Jewdankdied4mysins 2018-09-20
I thought he was a poo in the loo? Or is he just a rapist so we are making logical assumptions?
1 wewladin 2018-09-20
Call him a Dhalit to rustle his jimmies
1 Jewdankdied4mysins 2018-09-20
imagine being such a poo in the loo that even other poo in the loos consider you untouchable
1 GoblinThief 2018-09-20
I can confirm, They are comfy as fuck.
1 I_poop_in_The_Dark 2018-09-20
At least they don't have any rainbow-haired, hairy, obese feminists acting like retards
1 Punished_Eva 2018-09-20
i can agree with this
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-09-20
They just have hairy, obese women dressed in garbage bags. At least you don’t have to see them, I guess.
1 Sticklymo 2018-09-20
Less rights for women?
Like bussy lmao, who wouldn't want Allah to purge the thots?
1 Matues49 2018-09-20
Muslims, especially Ottomans, were unironically preferable to Christcucks during the Late Middle Ages. If you were a cute enough twink, you might even have goten picked up to be a verified sugar baby.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-09-20
Gussy. Gussy never changes.
1 Shark_life 2018-09-20
back in those days bussy was given a lot of respect.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-20
Only religion where femoids get the subjugation they deserve
1 AnalAssassin6969 2018-09-20
im like a gamer muslim girl and like evry time i play roblox (its a rreal game shut up) everyone is like "show me ur tits" or "allahu akbar!!" but like i dont even kno what either of those mean (like wat???) but those arnt even the worst ones like they sometime say thing like "go back to isis" like thats very rude like my uncle is in isis and like i already visited him like a month ago so like why would i go again (like wat????) and like isis is pretty cool actually so like why do people ahte it?? also like when i play call of duty (im only 12 and my mom dosnt let me play im such a rebel XDD) ppl tell me to like turn off my voice changr and its like its my real voice how can i change it (like wat??) and lik they aslo say like "trump will kik you out" but like i support donald trump so like why would he kick me out (like wat??) anyway like it sucks to be a gamer muslim girl
1 wewladin 2018-09-20
Cant wait for this idlib offensive to fucking begin
1 DistortedLines 2018-09-20
1 AssWizardOfSiberia 2018-09-20
You glance at your phone
Igor Bognadoff is calling
1 AnnArchist 2018-09-20
Not as many fat muslims as there are fat everyone elses.
1 kaufe 2018-09-20
Lol, go to Kuwait, Qatar, or the UAE. All the Gulf Arab men are fatties. Arab women and foreigners usually take care of themselves though.
1 wayback000 2018-09-20
Cus there's no food in the desert, idiot
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2018-09-20
The word of god isn't "propaganda"
1 Jewdankdied4mysins 2018-09-20
So this is a pro-rape thread?
1 GoblinThief 2018-09-20
ummm sweaty you might want to get your eyes checked. I clearly wrote muslim in the title not catholic.
1 Jewdankdied4mysins 2018-09-20
tbf both are pretty rapey just for different reasons. Raping because you're mad about the sand perpetually in your ass crack is the more acceptable kind tho.
1 -absolutego- 2018-09-20
The muezzin is my kind of religious tradition but going off 5x a day is a bit excessive.
1 GoblinThief 2018-09-20
It's called the Athan, the muezzin is the guy who recites it. and tbh 5 times a day is not nearly enough.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-20
Are these "muslims" a new sportsball team I'm unaware of?
1 snallygaster 2018-09-20
Sufism is one of the cooler religious practices, and it's a shame that it's disappearing because of S*udi influence.
1 whenweriiide 2018-09-20
Salah al-Din was a very impressive historical figure
1 o11c 2018-09-20
While Europe was in the Dark Ages, Islamic invented a lot of math, which causes suffering in billions of schoolchildren.
That's a quite impressive long game.
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-09-20
But weapons of math destruction are inhumane and should be banned!
1 e-guy 2018-09-20
The chants are pretty great tbh.
1000% better than 100% of Christian music. So that makes Muslims like 100000% better than Christians overall. I think that math checks out.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-20
The harsh conditions of the outdoors is no place for the tender woman. May she find her peace in an apron and with no shoes 🙏🙏🙏
1 Spookybooks2 2018-09-20
Gay as fuck
1 zergling_Lester 2018-09-20
SAMAEL - Inch'Allah, this is my only response besides a worn out shoe.
On that point, /u/memritvmemes is weird but good. Apparently a third of it is Muslims somehow, I guess that's the good Muslims that can laugh at themselves.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-09-20
I've always been liked their cute little beards.
1 LogicalSignal9 2018-09-20
The ninja suits would be pretty cool if you had social anxiety. It's like irl lurking.
1 templesthataum 2018-09-20
At least their religion allows them to treat white women the way they deserve to be treated.
1 istural 2018-09-20
I 100% support Islam. They don’t have these western problems and we’re highly advanced until the disgusting west ruined them.
1 Me-llamo_jeff 2018-09-20
They ruined themselves. The West stole all their information and technology after their whole gig blew up 800 years ago.
1 istural 2018-09-20
Nah, the west gave them decadence and led them astray from Allah.
1 Me-llamo_jeff 2018-09-20
The Islamic world has been in turmoil for a long time. West messed them up for sure but they've haven't been highly advanced in almost a millennia.
1 istural 2018-09-20
Tell that to the ottomans euro scum. October 15 1529 worst day of my life.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-09-20
The real shame is when the Mongols turned back from dealing with Islam and mayos once and for all.
1 funny_guy03 2018-09-20
Novice Muslims: Don't eat pork.
Amateur Muslims: Knife Attack.
Pro-muslim: Explode killing all around you in the name of Allah.
1 houinator 2018-09-20
Their version of tithing (Zakat) is much more progressive than most religions, as it is based on a percent of your total wealth, rather than your income.
1 WotansWolves 2018-09-20
They know how to go out with a bang?
1 PDaviss 2018-09-20
My neighbor growing up was from Pakistan and he gave me rides to school everyday. We need more homies like him
1 MR_CLARENCE_ASSLER 2018-09-20
The best part is Muslims don't have to wait to get their 72 virgins in Heaven. They routinely fuck little boys anyway.
1 thatnicebich 2018-09-20
Why are you describing Catholic priests? This post is about Muslims. Also, يخرب بيتك
1 iamtheinfinityman 2018-09-20
Bacha baazi
1 thatnicebich 2018-09-20
Bacha bāzi is practiced only by the Pashtūn people of Afghānistān (not all pashtuns however, I don't generalize, unlike you) Other muslims don't do it. When it comea to Catholicism which has a worse record of priests fucking little boys than the "Muslims" you stay silent, but when it comes to a deed that is prohibited in Islam but is practices by some you begin to speak up. Hypocrites.
1 MR_CLARENCE_ASSLER 2018-09-20
Jesus relax retard. No one is saying catholic priests didn't and don't fuck little kids. They do. But so does Muslim garbage. Don't be a little crybaby. You know where you are fucking idiot?
1 Osterion 2018-09-20
I work with a bunch of Bulgarian and Indian Muslims and they are all very nice 👌
1 llapingachos 2018-09-20
The British tradition of aristocratic pedophilia found a perfect counterpart in Arab monarchies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memoirs_of_Mr._Hempher,_The_British_Spy_to_the_Middle_East
1 kittendispenser 2018-09-20
1.) Like I posted in the fuck muslims thread, I like that the third word of the second surah/chapter of the Quran is basically "meme."
2.) Muslims contributed a lot in medieval times in fields such as astronomy. That's why a great majority of the names for stars in the sky are in Arabic - they were named by Arabs, and most Arabs at the time (and still to this date) were/are Muslims.
3.) Islam spread like the Plague spread in a rat-infested medieval Europe, and that's no small feat, that's only matched by religions such as Christianity, although Christians had an advantage in colonialism.
now give me my 72 virgins
1 keksup 2018-09-20
Europeans are literally depigmented Middle Easterners. Genetically and phenotypically.
1 Gwynbleidd222 2018-09-20
👌👍👏🙌🤝
1 KingOfClownWorld 2018-09-20
They get to kill jews and nobody calls them racists for it. Chad Anti-Semites.
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-20
could be the highest kill count of competeting soceities ever achieved by an ideology, fairly impressive.
1 PM_THAT_DICK_BITCH 2018-09-20
They have to be pretty strong to throw someone off a roof, so kudos where it's due
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-09-20
Most muslims aren't white, so they've got that going for them.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-09-20
They make better bobotie than I normally do. And I normally make a fucking kickass bobotie.
1 AssWizardOfSiberia 2018-09-20
Probably the most Chad religion. Eastern shit like Buddhism is all 'If your enemy hits you, just forgive him and be peaceful', the symbol of Christianity is the torture device their faggy prophet pathetically died on, and do I even need to talk about the Jews?
Muhammed had an actual empire, destroyed ancient religious traditions, encouraged sexual slavery (Yazidis BTFO), gave instructions on how to beat your wife, and his modern followers are devout enough to fly planes into buildings. Say what you will about Islam, they are fuelling with testosterone.
Also Muslim heaven isnt just some nice place of light and happiness, Muhammed gives you 72 batches of fresh ass.
1 AssWizardOfSiberia 2018-09-20
That sweet, sweet Bacha Bazi Bussi
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-09-20
"Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great."
Qur'an 4:34
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-09-20
The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter"
Qur'an 5:33
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-09-20
If ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly with the orphans, Marry women of your choice, Two or three or four; but if ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly (with them), then only one, or (a captive) that your right hands possess, that will be more suitable, to prevent you from doing injustice."
Qur'an 4:3
1 the_psycho_watch 2018-09-20
They make good kebab and sell me my weed
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-09-20
Get your own gimmick >:(
1 GoblinThief 2018-09-20
It's not a gimmick, I am actually an arab shia muslim.
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-09-20
Are you a real muslim though? Do you follow islam to the letter or are you one of these "casual western" muslims?
1 GoblinThief 2018-09-20
I follow the islamic teachings of my particular sect to the letter (more or less). And dont give me that "hurr durr well do you wage war with unbelievers and do you stone women who dont wear the hijab" shit cause thats not the religion that I was taught.
1 AllahInValhallah 2018-09-20
Well we're not meant to kill the khafir until the holy war but it will happen at the end of days. Those days are just not now.
If you disagree then you need to read the quran and not just follow Islam because your family told you to
1 aslak123 2018-09-20
r/izlam is pretty funny.
Saladin dis nothing wrong.