[Serious] FUCK! Do you assholes have any idea what we had to cope with while you were private? I had to go to /r/freedrama and srd.

62  2018-09-21 by cochnbahls

I'm seriously going to write a sequel to 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest ' after this experience. I gave up and tried shit posting in politics and wherever else people take bait. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE DRAMA I JUST MAKE FUN OF IT, OKAY!?

I thought this was temporary and my invite to the Kool Kids Klub was coming any day.

But it never came. Of course it didn't, I'm not a loser who has made a name for himself here. So I went to /r/iowA to stir the pot(It's where I, and Anne chist hail from), but with two white girl murders (actually sad), it was impossible to meaningfully separate myself from the MDE crowd to get their attention. Even so, Goddamn Iowa was some good shit for a bit(if only there was a sub around to find dramatic events happening on this website and around the world).

Anyway, I know my place now, and I'll go back to being scenery. I'm just happy to be here. Really drunk and I need to get up at 7. can someone wake me up?

38 comments

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1  MagicHoudini 2018-09-21

Snap don’t care for newfriends

1  wewladin 2018-09-21

Is snapshill powered by Tay AI?

1  cochnbahls 2018-09-21

Seriously, duck you guys for leaving me out in the cold.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-21

You can't stay mad at me, bb

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-21

Go back

1  MildlyCat 2018-09-21

Quack

1  kommerkom 2018-09-21

We could have snuggled if you asked daddy 😍😍😍

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-09-21

May I suggest taking up some real life hobby or interest? Perhaps learn to play a musical instrument, or play a sport? Maybe take tap dancing lessons. Coin or stamp collecting?

Study insects, cosmoslogy or quantum physics?

1  charming_tainter 2018-09-21

Jeff Dahmer used to collect bones till he moved onto body parts

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-21

That would mean not being a retard

1  Kochroach 2018-09-21

MODERATOR OF:

r/dogporn

1  Ranilen 2018-09-21

Some dogs are just total DILFs.

1  MildlyCat 2018-09-21

But what am I going to do when I poop? Read the shampoo bottle?

1  Yiin 2018-09-21

Read an ebook.

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-09-21

That's not a bad idea, especially if you're using the right shampoo.

1  Nobody_Likes_Shy_Guy 2018-09-21

Your entire post history is this sub

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-09-21

What's your "point"?

1  Nobody_Likes_Shy_Guy 2018-09-21

That you are lecturing someone on getting a life outside of this sub while you yourself only ever use this sub.

Honestly your entire comment is retarded. Someone wanting a subreddit to come back =/= them not having a life outside of this sub. This is one of the most addictive subs there is anyways.

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-09-21

I see your point.

1  SJCards 2018-09-21

No because I bribed my way into non-plebdom, like a real bussy haver.

1  Redactor0 2018-09-21

I can't even imagine what it's like to be a peasant. It sounds so romantic. Maybe I should disguise myself as a commoner to mingle amongst you people.

1  BiggerVigor 2018-09-21

Wants to be one of us and isn't even dying from Polio smh

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-09-21

Really drunk and I need to get up at 7. can someone wake me up?

Sure. Just DM me your phone number.

1  cochnbahls 2018-09-21

Too late. I'm late as fuck for work now

1  not_Sombra 2018-09-21

Blogposts are horrible and should be banned

1  rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-21

Sure thing. Digits?

1  SandorClegane_AMA 2018-09-21

Some of us were allowed in because we are quality contributors.

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-21

r/Drama

Quality

Pick one

1  Kochroach 2018-09-21

Quote

  • List

Pick one.

1  trilateral1 2018-09-21

it's an acquired taste

1  MooseHeckler 2018-09-21

He has a point.

1  MayoIsSpicy 2018-09-21

Why didn’t you just ask to be let back in? That’s what I did

1  MooseHeckler 2018-09-21

I tried in my lynchian way and nothing happened.

1  cjsavage10 2018-09-21

dont give away the secret

1  MayoIsSpicy 2018-09-21

Ok ;)

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-21

Go the fuck back, cuck. We don't need or want you here

1  WistopherWalken 2018-09-21

Yeah, thats your own fault, buddy. I just quietly masturbated buddy - oh wait, I was still here.

1  lol_te_gusto 2018-09-21

Everything is temporary

1  MemoirsofCrime 2018-09-21

You fuckers added me, I made one fucking joke about the joos, sarcastically and I was removed.

Who is getting all the shekels?

1  MemeAnalzyer 2018-09-21

Imagine not being an approved poster. Can we seal the borders back up please

1  OysterCookie 2018-09-21

Yah you're telling me, the day this fucking place goes private I'm locked in the hospital for 10 days. I had to fucking hunt for my own drama like a fucking savage or watch fucking diners drive-ins and dives for the 52nd time

1  hoseja 2018-09-21

Have you considered /r/bestoflegaladvice? It's great for lurking and absorbing quality drama.