Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
The emotional costs are incalculable. I have never written a story where so many of my sources cried during interviews, where they double- and triple-checked that I would not reveal their names, where they shook with anger describing their interactions with doctors and strangers and their own families.
Literally shaking.
One remembered kids singing âBaby Belugaâ as she boarded the school bus, another said she has tried diets so extreme she has passed out and yet another described the elaborate measures he takes to keep his spouse from seeing him naked in the light.
Anyone know the lyrics to this? I may need this song.
A medical technician Iâll call Sam (he asked me to change his name so his wife wouldnât find out he spoke to me) said that one glimpse of himself in a mirror can destroy his mood for days. âI have this sense Iâm fat and I shouldnât be,â he says. âIt feels like the worst kind of weakness.â
Because he is weak.
Doctors have shorter appointments with fat patients and show less emotional rapport in the minutes they do have.
Sounds fair. Why try to talk down someone who thinks it's 'muh genetics.'
Negative wordsâânoncompliant,â âoverindulgent,â âweak willedââpop up in their medical histories with higher frequency.
Sounds about right.
In one study, researchers presented doctors with case histories of patients suffering from migraines. With everything else being equal, the doctors reported that the patients who were also classified as fat had a worse attitude and were less likely to follow their advice.
The people who exhibit no self-control have bad attitude and won't listen to professionals? Oh lord have mercy!
And thatâs when they see fat patients at all: In 2011, the Sun-Sentinel polled OB-GYNs in South Florida and discovered that 14 percent had barred all new patients weighing more than 200 pounds.
True story, my wife goes to one of these OBGYNs. Love the woman. She's brutal.
Other physicians sincerely believe that shaming fat people is the best way to motivate them to lose weight. âItâs the last area of medicine where we prescribe tough love,â says Mayo Clinic researcher Sean Phelan.
Only an absolute monster would insinuate that people should put down a cheeseburger. Health is not a choice! Extra cheese is in my voice! Healthy at every size until I die!!đđșđžđđ»
Cheeseburgers aren't even all that calorie dense compared to say, most cookies. The problem is that these whales are eating like triple portions AND intaking sugary drinks and desserts.
The only solution is a fat gulag where they can lose their capitalist induced flab.
If we are to have free healthcare, ANY luxury or decision that would reduce the health of an individual is a theft from the state. ALL vices and dangerous acts must be outlawed for the good of the body communist.
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea
Swim so wild and you swim so free
Heaven above and the sea below
And a little white whale on the go
Baby beluga, baby beluga
Is the water warm, is your mama home
With you so happy
Way down yonder where the dolphins play
Where you dive and splash all day
Waves roll in and the waves roll out
See the water squirtinâ out of your spout
Baby beluga, baby beluga
Sing your little song, sing for all your friends
We like to hear you
When itâs dark, youâre home and fed
Curl up snug in your water bed
Moon is shining and the stars are out
Good night, little whale, good night
Baby beluga, baby beluga
With tomorrowâs sun, another dayâs begun
Youâll soon be waking
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea
Swim so wild and swim to free
Heaven above and the se below
And a little white whale on the go-ÂŹ
Youâre just little white whale on the go
I think we should both encourage obesity while discouraging health care. The problem would solve itself. Now that's synergy both parties can get behind.
another said she has tried diets so extreme she has passed
And somehow they didn't lose weight, which must be because of magic because science says that your body will start burning fat when you have a caloric deficit.
There is a correlation of 1 between retards/conspiracy theorists/smug 22 year olds/general miscreants and using the phrase "EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT X IS WRONG."
I can't imagine the Huffington Post breaking scientific new ground on the subject of obesity.
But there's nothing to update, you can have a nation of loyal and dedicated workers and communism will waste the chance anyways.
See Mao's plans for iron production.
Its not drama if it's just one post and one reply and then one reply to that. I mean it's two guys disagreeing and the typical SJW mentality from one of them but it's not freaking drama boys.
When I was going through my pre requisites for my nursing program my Anatomy and Physiology professor talked in length about these people, always the same excuses that boiled down to them being compulsive liars and just overall lazy. It's almost scary that some of them get to about 400 pounds, can't even walk straight, getting out of bed or walking to the bathroom gets them winded, and they still think its fine and its "muh genetics" or "muh starvation mode" taking place.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-21
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 ABigBigThug 2018-09-21
đš
1 Femicide 2018-09-21
oof
1 dramasexual 2018-09-21
I feel personally attacked rn
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-21
Never change you beautiful bitch
1 Cholestorol-kun 2018-09-21
snappy no not right now :(
1 Zozbot 2018-09-21
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1 Zozbot 2018-09-21
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1 Zozbot 2018-09-21
zozzle
1 SarahWO 2018-09-21
meh
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-21
Oh, this article is juicy.
Literally shaking.
Anyone know the lyrics to this? I may need this song.
Because he is weak.
Sounds fair. Why try to talk down someone who thinks it's 'muh genetics.'
Negative wordsâânoncompliant,â âoverindulgent,â âweak willedââpop up in their medical histories with higher frequency. Sounds about right.
The people who exhibit no self-control have bad attitude and won't listen to professionals? Oh lord have mercy!
True story, my wife goes to one of these OBGYNs. Love the woman. She's brutal.
WTF I love the Mayo clinic now.
So real talk. How many fatties here are shook?
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1 LightUmbra 2018-09-21
Reeeeee
1 trilateral1 2018-09-21
your n is fucked and your shit is all retarded
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-21
Only an absolute monster would insinuate that people should put down a cheeseburger. Health is not a choice! Extra cheese is in my voice! Healthy at every size until I die!!đđșđžđđ»
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-09-21
Cheeseburgers aren't even all that calorie dense compared to say, most cookies. The problem is that these whales are eating like triple portions AND intaking sugary drinks and desserts.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-21
But I eat half of what I used to and I just can't lose the weight!
1 NeverTryAgainEver 2018-09-21
Or that really fat lady that made a video of what she eats everyday. She thought it was so little. Turns out it was over 3000 calories
1 Happypumkin 2018-09-21
Most of it was just her breakfast Starbucks stuff too iirc
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-09-21
this is where the fatties are fucking up. take a hotdog for example, you're looking at 400 cals and most of them are in the damn bun
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-09-21
The only solution is a fat gulag where they can lose their capitalist induced flab.
If we are to have free healthcare, ANY luxury or decision that would reduce the health of an individual is a theft from the state. ALL vices and dangerous acts must be outlawed for the good of the body communist.
Fat is theft from the workers.
1 Momruepari 2018-09-21
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea Swim so wild and you swim so free Heaven above and the sea below And a little white whale on the go
Baby beluga, baby beluga Is the water warm, is your mama home With you so happy
Way down yonder where the dolphins play Where you dive and splash all day Waves roll in and the waves roll out See the water squirtinâ out of your spout
Baby beluga, baby beluga Sing your little song, sing for all your friends We like to hear you
When itâs dark, youâre home and fed Curl up snug in your water bed Moon is shining and the stars are out Good night, little whale, good night
Baby beluga, baby beluga With tomorrowâs sun, another dayâs begun Youâll soon be waking
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea Swim so wild and swim to free Heaven above and the se below And a little white whale on the go-ÂŹ Youâre just little white whale on the go
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-21
...imagine going to that much effort to call someone a fat fuck.
1 Momruepari 2018-09-21
you never heard the song before?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-21
Negatory
1 Momruepari 2018-09-21
Further proof that child abuse is what leads people to use r/drama
1 moraigeanta 2018-09-21
it's about an adorable little whale and sung in the softest nicest tone.
bitch just couldn't take a compliment.
1 Gtyyler 2018-09-21
I would just copy paste it tbh.
1 Zian64 2018-09-21
My daughters fav. You're alright guy.
1 TareTiri 2018-09-21
I think we should both encourage obesity while discouraging health care. The problem would solve itself. Now that's synergy both parties can get behind.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-09-21
Fucking lol
1 Merkin-Muffley 2018-09-21
1 LemonScore_ 2018-09-21
And somehow they didn't lose weight, which must be because of magic because science says that your body will start burning fat when you have a caloric deficit.
1 Rise_of_the_Toucan 2018-09-21
Oh look, a bunch of whiney weak willed fatties.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-09-21
The top posts are all calling out the article, though, and this is too new to have been brigaded.
1 Rise_of_the_Toucan 2018-09-21
Lol sorry I was talking about the article đđđđ
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-09-21
There is a correlation of 1 between retards/conspiracy theorists/smug 22 year olds/general miscreants and using the phrase "EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT X IS WRONG."
I can't imagine the Huffington Post breaking scientific new ground on the subject of obesity.
1 TareTiri 2018-09-21
Man they really did critical theory themselves into retardation.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-09-21
This has been a joke for years now, even before they adopted all that gender intersectionality garbage.
https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/037/659/8bc.jpg
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-09-21
is it a joke though?
1 FearlessFlash 2018-09-21
i'd really wish they updated the right picture, like have him be a 1980s Russian communist, just to show how quickly marxism went to shit
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-09-21
But there's nothing to update, you can have a nation of loyal and dedicated workers and communism will waste the chance anyways.
See Mao's plans for iron production.
1 darth_stroyer 2018-09-21
Communism is the best weight loss program available anyway
1 ffbtaw 2018-09-21
Fatties need to stop having melt downs and start putting the melts down.
1 better_bot 2018-09-21
If you can be healthy at any size can you be smart at any intelligence?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-21
Bigly
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-09-21
I mean, Americans believe both, the latter moreso.
1 hoseja 2018-09-21
Americide progressing nicely.
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-09-21
Its not drama if it's just one post and one reply and then one reply to that. I mean it's two guys disagreeing and the typical SJW mentality from one of them but it's not freaking drama boys.
1 Yes_he_swan 2018-09-21
Doctors are just hypothesis testers who do it for a career. Doctors need to test more common hypotheses before they come to more extreme conclusions.
Imagine being a Chapo and disregarding everything you learned in science because you don't want to try diet and exercise.
Imagine loving donuts so much you chew out a doctor on an internet forum.
1 PracticalOnions 2018-09-21
When I was going through my pre requisites for my nursing program my Anatomy and Physiology professor talked in length about these people, always the same excuses that boiled down to them being compulsive liars and just overall lazy. It's almost scary that some of them get to about 400 pounds, can't even walk straight, getting out of bed or walking to the bathroom gets them winded, and they still think its fine and its "muh genetics" or "muh starvation mode" taking place.