Do it anyway. You pussies need help and I'm explicitly stating that as the target of the brigade I consent to this. Don't hold back now; show me that "big dick" energy you dumbshits like to pretend you have.
you seem to be under the impression that any of the smooth brains in this subreddit actually read any of your incoherent rambling essays. nobody gives enough of a shit about you get the boys, let alone exert the effort to downvote any of your posts.
Haha I'm just imagining what kind of a pussy you'd have to be to get hurt by someone who doesn't give a shit about statistically non existent mentally ill members of society who are being put on a pedestal and elevated for no reason.
Haha I'm just imagining what kind of a pussy you'd have to be to get hurt by someone who doesn't give a shit about statistically non existent mentally ill members of society who are being put on a pedestal and elevated for no reason.
I'm torn between ignoring you because of how pathetic and low-energy this comment is and replying because I feel it brings shame to your community. You're probably such a stupid fuck that you think you earned this reply, but you didn't. You're getting it so that I can say "Hi, /r/drama! Look at his tiny dickless energy! That's what you look like to me you forgettable peons!"
Seriously though. This comment I replied to and quoted verbatim is a part of your subreddit, made by a member of your community. Never forget that. You own a part of it - hope you're proud!
Hi there! If you're here, it's probably because you find something I said interesting and you'd like to learn haha I'm just kidding it's because we're fighting and you're looking for something to use against me, isn't it? I could write something about how maybe the fact that you've resorted to digging through my profile rather than addressing my actual argument means that you're probably on the wrong side here, but I doubt you really care about that so let's just get to what you're here for. Find the situation closest to yours below and act accordingly:
If you're pro-Trump - You should know that I've referred to Donald Trump as the physical manifestation of all that is shit in American capitalism; a bloated, ignorant ball of impotent rage lashing out at the very people whose labor allows his hollow, decadent lifestyle. I believe that Trump is Mathew 25:41-43 made flesh: a repudiation of all that is decent in this world, which can obviously be used to paint me as anti-American and question my patriotism because haha just fucking with you again go ahead and call me a cuck because that's pretty much the only insult you chucklefucks know. Yup, everyone is a cuck except for you, and you only think about cuckolding every goddamned waking moment because of how much you're totally not into it. That's plausible.
If you're anti-trump - I think that allowing increased immigration from impoverished countries is a bad idea. Now if you let me explain I'll start talking about how our immigration scheme harms immigrants and people in poverty in order to benefit the wealthy, and I might even mention that I believe that in the crime of illegal immigration the immigrant should be seen as the victim, while the employer should be seen as the perpetrator, but nevermind all of that - clearly I'm a racist. It might feel a little weird arguing that I'm racist when you don't have a clue what race I am (and there's about a 99.9% you're white if we're having this fight), but don't let that stop you - educating lesser people on your superior morality is totally cool. Plus, not only am I obviously every bit as racist as Cesar Chavez (my personal role model but a man whose stance on immigration was every bit as racist as mine), but I'm also obvious a Trump supporter! After all, you dislike Trump and I don't agree with literally everything you said, so clearly that means I'm typing this one handed because I'm using my left hand to tickle Donny's prostate while I gag myself on his throbbing erection.
If you're anti-"SJW" - I intentionally use people's desired pronouns, even when those pronouns wouldn't line up with what's on their birth certificate, and I don't even throw a massive temper tantrum over it even though obviously being asked to call someone you originally thought was a man "she" is literally the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone, as opposed to something a giant pussy would cry about. Clearly that makes me an SJW and means that I want to genocide all white men, so just go ahead scream SJW over and over again while possibly accusing me of being "triggered".
If you're pro-SJW - I believe that free speech is the most valuable weapon that the powerless have against the power, and that mocking the very concept of free speech is tantamount to mocking the plight of the oppressed. I extend this belief even into situations where the government isn’t the one doing the censoring, believing that having corporate interests control who gets to speak is if anything more dangerous than doing so at the behest of a democratic government which the people are at least nominally in control of. This is a pretty extreme pro-free speech position, so obviously that means I’m literally a Nazi. Hell, I even referenced a bible verse a few paragraphs ago, so I’m probably a hardcore Christian too, so that’s just further proof as long as you don’t understand what those terms mean.
Still need some help? Here’s some more tips:
I post in /r/vegan a lot, so you can probably bring that up to paint me as an outsider. Simply type out “Hey everyone this guy’s a vegan!!!!” and that’ll probably earn you some favor from half-wits who think that hurting a dog for pleasure is the worst thing ever but hurting a pig for pleasure is amazing. Bonus points if you work in a quick “how do you know if someone’s a vegan? Don’t worry – they’ll tell you!” joke, which is somehow still funny to people even when the person making the joke is the person who brought up my veganism.
I’ve pissed off a lot of people, so if you need someone to upvote you and downvote me there’s probably a whole bunch of butthurt people who would be more than happy to do so. Try reaching out to the mods and subscribers of /r/fuckthealtright, /r/the_donald, /r/drama, /r/neoliberal, /r/imgoingtohellforthis, /r/latestagecapitalism, /r/cringeanarchy, /r/politicalhumor, and probably a bunch of others because I’m kind of a prick. Fun fact: I fixed the link to the_donald so that it goes to a cuckolding sub because come on guys let’s be honest you know where you really want to be. I fixed political humor as well.
Did I write a lengthy comment in reply to you? Well obviously that means I’m exceptionally angry, as I practically never write ridiculously fucking long comments (except like 98% of the time but that doesn’t count)! Let everyone know how I am very angry, that way they’ll know that you won because you’re not angry and only angry people can write a lot.
Did you accuse me of autism yet? Of course you did, because you don’t even fucking know what autism is but you’re pretty sure that people you don’t like have it and you’re too much of a selfish piece of shit to consider that maybe that’s pretty fucking hurtful to people with autism.
Ask how much weed I’ve smoked. The answer is probably “a fucking lot”, which is pretty hilarious because by the time you’re asking about drug use you’re kinda just flailing about impotently unable to address my actual argument, so that kinda means you’re losing to someone who is high as fucking balls. Pansy.
Point out how you have more upvotes than me. You probably do, because I’m probably arguing a perspective that I know the community we’re in will be opposed to on account of the fact that I’m not a pussy. Bring that up and ignore that nagging voice pointing out that if I really cared about reddit points I probably wouldn’t be having this argument here.
Fun fact: the other one is a collection of you stupid shits threatening to post me to /r/iamverysmart or /r/iamverybadass and then pussying out. Yall can get in on that action too, if you want.
You know it's funny - everyone says I make non-stop copypasta, yet not a single one of you little pussies has actually done it. Sure, right now you're all about "oh yeah? OH YEAH?! WELL I'M GOING TO COPYPASTA YOU!!!" in your impotent, castrated rage, but none of you have the balls to follow through with it. Threats are the only thing you have, and even then the best you can come up with is "I will copy and paste your words but like ironically and then other people will make fun of you!"
Hey, pussy - there's a subreddit specifically for copypasta and here is the submission page. Do it you fucking coward. Show me that you (and you alone) actually have the balls to follow through on your pathetic threat to "tell" the Internet on me.
Or come up with hilarious new explanations as to why you were totally going to but then you didn't and it's not because you're a coward you just happen to be a coward and then you kinda trail off into some lame accusation of autism, that works too. I mean you're the professional fuckwit here; I ain't gonna tell you how to do your job.
i just want to say that i admire your approach of suicide bombing into conversations by being such a big retard that the other people involved have to consider if they're being big retards too
i prefer brevity but i can respect the longpost version
Enjoy it - you'll never have more. /u/GetHisWallet has slaughtered your lolcow and you all know damned well you'll never find my level of mastery again. It's such a shame - I'd have let you be my diaper, rolling about in my greasiest of turds, and you'd have been so happy there. So happy indeed.
God, can you imagine how shit it would be to be the messiah but find out that the people you're supposed to raise up to triumph are you things? Like challenges are fine and all but there's a point where you kinda gotta be like "okay that's not a 'challenge' that's dumping 34,891 tons of pig shit on my door step and saying 'craft this into something!'" I'm fucking amazing, but come on - you can't sculpt shit into anything other than shit.
Friendly reminder that ANYONE WHO CARES ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU DOWNVOTE THE LOLCOW IS A PUSSY EVEN BY R/DRAMA STANDARDS AND THAT ACTUALLY SAYS SOMETHING
Haha I'm just imagining what kind of a pussy you'd have to be to get hurt by someone expressing concern about more vulnerable members of society. Like I don't generally do this kind of "oh no someone wants trans people to be treated fairly guess I better complain like a little bitch boy" thing that you people are known for because I have dignity and self-respect, but even if I did I have to think I'd feel especially pathetic here.
"Someone wants me to remember that trans women exist in the real world and might consider this kind of hurtful!" I'd whimper. "But what about my precious feelings! They're super fragile and I simply cannot bear for the feelings of a single other person to be respected without tantruming like the rancid piece of cringeanarchy that I am!"
I almost feel bad about laughing at people so fucking stupid that they don't realize they ought to be ashamed, but thankfully you shit demons barely count as human anymore so it's okay. Go ahead and start downvoting in impotent rage, now - my favorite part in all of this is watching you shamefully mashing away at the downvote arrow, crying out to yourself "why won't this make him stop saying mean things; doesn't he know this hurts our feelings?!" I'm just kidding - I wouldn't expect you fucksticks to know how to use a semicolon.
Edit - Look at all you pussies downvoting away. "This'll make the mean man stop!" you tell yourselves. "This'll make him stop saying such hurtful things about us! Why can't he just let us make fun of trans people in peace - doesn't he know that's all we have left to us?"
I'm not going to literally jerk off to the number of downvotes you've given, but I'm thinking about it. This feels fucking amazing.
2nd edit - I'm off to go hiking. I expect you sluts to spend the rest of the day replying to my comments in impotent rage, secretly fantasizing that you'll get one of my coveted replies but most likely failing to attract my attention. I know it's not your fault - "well you probably are trans and maybe even have autism!" is the best weapon you stupid shits can craft - but it's still pretty fucking pathetic. Here you cry out "notice me sempai!", but what am I to notice? What value have you brought?
I'll consider responding to a few more, but you sluts have to earn it. It's okay to work together - you can even ask for help like u/DeathByDragonDildo did when he felt like he was in a little over his head. Really, I don't mind - I am explicitly encouraging you to go back to your little communities and brigade your asses back over here against me. u/DeathByDragonDildo may be a giant pussy for crying for help, but he's not wrong - yall need it.
I almost feel bad about laughing at people so fucking stupid that they don't realize they ought to be ashamed, but thankfully you shit demons barely count as human anymore so it's okay.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-22
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1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Aww, are you pussies trying to call in backup? That is fucking adorable.
Upvoted for visibility. Come on, boys - your buddies need help.
1 -4x- 2018-09-22
Brigading is against reddit rules, sweetie.
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Do it anyway. You pussies need help and I'm explicitly stating that as the target of the brigade I consent to this. Don't hold back now; show me that "big dick" energy you dumbshits like to pretend you have.
1 -4x- 2018-09-22
You can't override sitewide rules, sweetie.
I have no clue what you're talking about but it sounds hilarious. Care to clue me in?
1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-09-22
MOD THIS MAN RIGHT NOW
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-22
Welcome to r/drama. I believe you will be a valuable addition to our userbase.
Now post your rosebud.
1 ______________pewpew 2018-09-22
Implying fear is a feminine thing
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-09-22
Hey now
1 dramasexual 2018-09-22
Post bussy.
1 lua_x_ia 2018-09-22
Goes to show what an IRL loser you are. If you had any friends you'd know "big dick energy" is a leftist meme.
1 shallowm 2018-09-22
Not knowing memeology makes you an IRL loser?
Do you talk about internet memes with people IRL?
1 alphetasauce 2018-09-22
You have potential. Please stay.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-22
?
1 wellmade-mango 2018-09-22
Bless us with your presence, you will bring great things to this place.
1 GetHisWallet 2018-09-22
This is our Darqwolff beauty.
Please tell me what this big dick energy shit is. Tell me and I will do it.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-22
r u tryna flirt?
It's working 😍
1 e-guy 2018-09-22
We can't show you our big dick energy. We all have very small feminine penises, except for the f*male mods, who all have massive strap-ons.
You should know that already, geez...
1 melokobeai 2018-09-22
Snapshill is gonna have a field day with all this new material
1 shallowm 2018-09-22
Commenting in a linked thread generally doesn't count as brigading:
1 Nadare3 2018-09-22
Wow, we don't even need to ping. What a time to be alive.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-22
Finally, some prime lolcow material
1 Heydammit 2018-09-22
This is amazing, I can't even remember the last time I used pussies as an insult.
1 dramasexual 2018-09-22
That's because you're a stinkypoo butthead nerd.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-22
Got em 🔥 🔥
1 Heydammit 2018-09-22
I am ded from these verbal lacerations.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-09-22
Much better insult than everything Reddit comes up with
1 Heydammit 2018-09-22
Yeah, high school level insults are really getting over that high bar of your run of the mill middle school insults.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-09-22
Tbh Reddit insults aren't even middle school level. Soyboy and chud sound like Goosebumps villains
1 MildlyCat 2018-09-22
HEY ASSHOLES, STOP DOWNVOTING THE LOLCOWS
1 SarahWO 2018-09-22
i like your style
1 headasplodes 2018-09-22
Isn't your use of pussies as an insult really misogynistic? 🤔
I think you're only defending trans Wymyn because they're your fetish. You sicko.
1 vonEtienne 2018-09-22
r u hot? can i tap ur ass?
1 Tyestor 2018-09-22
you seem to be under the impression that any of the smooth brains in this subreddit actually read any of your incoherent rambling essays. nobody gives enough of a shit about you get the boys, let alone exert the effort to downvote any of your posts.
1 chelowl 2018-09-22
No no we love you, stay
1 MagicMikeSnipingYou 2018-09-22
Please stay. Make yourself comfortable. Modship might be in your future.
1 -4x- 2018-09-22
Too long; didn't read. Typical mental illness.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-09-22
Haha I'm just imagining what kind of a pussy you'd have to be to get hurt by someone who doesn't give a shit about statistically non existent mentally ill members of society who are being put on a pedestal and elevated for no reason.
1 Kaladin_MemeBlessed 2018-09-22
Leave seriousposter
1 RyuunDragon 2018-09-22
MDEgenerates like you need to keep yourself safe
1 SuperShake66652 2018-09-22
Posts like this are why we need the mayocide. Good lord.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-09-22
this is literally the most hilarious thread on the page right now and you come in here with this 😴😴😴 shit
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
I'm torn between ignoring you because of how pathetic and low-energy this comment is and replying because I feel it brings shame to your community. You're probably such a stupid fuck that you think you earned this reply, but you didn't. You're getting it so that I can say "Hi, /r/drama! Look at his tiny dickless energy! That's what you look like to me you forgettable peons!"
Seriously though. This comment I replied to and quoted verbatim is a part of your subreddit, made by a member of your community. Never forget that. You own a part of it - hope you're proud!
1 songthatendstheworld 2018-09-22
I like how your username is asdfghjkl;/.,m transposed with a Dvorak keyboard layout.
I should switch back to Dvorak again soon.
1 shallowm 2018-09-22
haha 😂😂
1 escebar_ortez 2018-09-22
this is one of his self-posts on his profile
Hi there! If you're here, it's probably because you find something I said interesting and you'd like to learn haha I'm just kidding it's because we're fighting and you're looking for something to use against me, isn't it? I could write something about how maybe the fact that you've resorted to digging through my profile rather than addressing my actual argument means that you're probably on the wrong side here, but I doubt you really care about that so let's just get to what you're here for. Find the situation closest to yours below and act accordingly:
If you're pro-Trump - You should know that I've referred to Donald Trump as the physical manifestation of all that is shit in American capitalism; a bloated, ignorant ball of impotent rage lashing out at the very people whose labor allows his hollow, decadent lifestyle. I believe that Trump is Mathew 25:41-43 made flesh: a repudiation of all that is decent in this world, which can obviously be used to paint me as anti-American and question my patriotism because haha just fucking with you again go ahead and call me a cuck because that's pretty much the only insult you chucklefucks know. Yup, everyone is a cuck except for you, and you only think about cuckolding every goddamned waking moment because of how much you're totally not into it. That's plausible.
If you're anti-trump - I think that allowing increased immigration from impoverished countries is a bad idea. Now if you let me explain I'll start talking about how our immigration scheme harms immigrants and people in poverty in order to benefit the wealthy, and I might even mention that I believe that in the crime of illegal immigration the immigrant should be seen as the victim, while the employer should be seen as the perpetrator, but nevermind all of that - clearly I'm a racist. It might feel a little weird arguing that I'm racist when you don't have a clue what race I am (and there's about a 99.9% you're white if we're having this fight), but don't let that stop you - educating lesser people on your superior morality is totally cool. Plus, not only am I obviously every bit as racist as Cesar Chavez (my personal role model but a man whose stance on immigration was every bit as racist as mine), but I'm also obvious a Trump supporter! After all, you dislike Trump and I don't agree with literally everything you said, so clearly that means I'm typing this one handed because I'm using my left hand to tickle Donny's prostate while I gag myself on his throbbing erection.
If you're anti-"SJW" - I intentionally use people's desired pronouns, even when those pronouns wouldn't line up with what's on their birth certificate, and I don't even throw a massive temper tantrum over it even though obviously being asked to call someone you originally thought was a man "she" is literally the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone, as opposed to something a giant pussy would cry about. Clearly that makes me an SJW and means that I want to genocide all white men, so just go ahead scream SJW over and over again while possibly accusing me of being "triggered".
If you're pro-SJW - I believe that free speech is the most valuable weapon that the powerless have against the power, and that mocking the very concept of free speech is tantamount to mocking the plight of the oppressed. I extend this belief even into situations where the government isn’t the one doing the censoring, believing that having corporate interests control who gets to speak is if anything more dangerous than doing so at the behest of a democratic government which the people are at least nominally in control of. This is a pretty extreme pro-free speech position, so obviously that means I’m literally a Nazi. Hell, I even referenced a bible verse a few paragraphs ago, so I’m probably a hardcore Christian too, so that’s just further proof as long as you don’t understand what those terms mean.
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90% chance troll, 10% chance mega autist
1 LongPostBot 2018-09-22
Wow, you must be a JP fan
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1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-09-22
I'm not sure whether a troll spending this much time and effort or a genuine poster would be more autistic.
1 wellmade-mango 2018-09-22
That man is the messiah who will save us from ourselves.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-09-22
Imagine managing to make yourself look more retarded than the inbred neonazis of /r/CringeANarchy.
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Fun fact: the other one is a collection of you stupid shits threatening to post me to /r/iamverysmart or /r/iamverybadass and then pussying out. Yall can get in on that action too, if you want.
1 Gaffots_cuck_central 2018-09-22
Every damn time.
1 dramasexual 2018-09-22
YIKES
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-22
GROSS
1 dramasexual 2018-09-22
CREEPY
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-22
ICKY
1 ParticularDiscount 2018-09-22
oh, sweaty.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-22
How do you manage such mastery in the art if copypastas?
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
You know it's funny - everyone says I make non-stop copypasta, yet not a single one of you little pussies has actually done it. Sure, right now you're all about "oh yeah? OH YEAH?! WELL I'M GOING TO COPYPASTA YOU!!!" in your impotent, castrated rage, but none of you have the balls to follow through with it. Threats are the only thing you have, and even then the best you can come up with is "I will copy and paste your words but like ironically and then other people will make fun of you!"
Hey, pussy - there's a subreddit specifically for copypasta and here is the submission page. Do it you fucking coward. Show me that you (and you alone) actually have the balls to follow through on your pathetic threat to "tell" the Internet on me.
Or come up with hilarious new explanations as to why you were totally going to but then you didn't and it's not because you're a coward you just happen to be a coward and then you kinda trail off into some lame accusation of autism, that works too. I mean you're the professional fuckwit here; I ain't gonna tell you how to do your job.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-09-22
Thanks mang
Pretty meta
1 22333444455555666666 2018-09-22
i just want to say that i admire your approach of suicide bombing into conversations by being such a big retard that the other people involved have to consider if they're being big retards too
i prefer brevity but i can respect the longpost version
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Yeah brevity is great if you're a pussy
1 jailbot2 2018-09-22
This pasta is so fresh it's al dente.
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Enjoy it - you'll never have more. /u/GetHisWallet has slaughtered your lolcow and you all know damned well you'll never find my level of mastery again. It's such a shame - I'd have let you be my diaper, rolling about in my greasiest of turds, and you'd have been so happy there. So happy indeed.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-22
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Here's an uplol, tough guy. Don't beat me up , OK?
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Got it, chief. It's cool - off the record, I never thought you had any balls in the first place.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-22
I already did you faggot.
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Wow, 3 whole upvotes and not a single comment! Please, no more - I don't know if I can take such a savage beating!
Haha holy shit you dumbfucks are pathetic.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-22
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-09-22
Please marry me.
1 Kochroach 2018-09-22
Are you Italian Autistic? 'Cos you make some good pasta.
1 GreasyPeter 2018-09-22
My butt hurts. I was really drunk last night so whatever we did wasnt consensual.
1 Momruepari 2018-09-22
mod this man
1 uniqueguy263 2018-09-22
Hey everyone, this guy's a vegan
1 HeresCyonnah 2018-09-22
Hey, this person's a vegan!
1 sevgee 2018-09-22
This is enough material for like a dozen snappy quotes lmao
1 Heydammit 2018-09-22
So this is what micro-dick rage looks like.
1 ______________pewpew 2018-09-22
dude small penis lmao
1 SarahWO 2018-09-22
holy shit they wrote a book about their beliefs as if anyone would read that
1 GreasyPeter 2018-09-22
100% troll.
1 MildlyCat 2018-09-22
Novellaposters who format their vocabulary soup? I'm intrigued...
1 letter_of_resignatio 2018-09-22
If he was troll he would have left vegan part out.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-22
This please my radical centrist heart.
1 xXradical_centristXx 2018-09-22
😩😩😩
1 MyRightToArmBears 2018-09-22
A true centrist would have used the same text for pro and anti, because both sides are literally the same.
1 partmag 2018-09-22
Ignoring the autism of actually typing this and posting it in your "Reddit Profile", most of the content is actually reasonable and sane.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-09-22
To you maybe
1 partmag 2018-09-22
Ya maybe.
1 Kaladin_MemeBlessed 2018-09-22
Death to those who seriouspost; inshallah.
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Holy shit this guy actually agrees with the cuck! What a fucking loser!
1 wow___justwow 2018-09-22
He unironically believes that Trump is a biblical figure. There is nothing reasonable about this
1 dramasexual 2018-09-22
I unironically think this person is manic tbh
It's a shame because there are some actually good roasts in there that are ruined by trying way too hard.
1 vonEtienne 2018-09-22
what if im pro hitler
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-22
This man needs to be modded immediately
1 d-amazo 2018-09-22
someone who took the time to type out all of that stupid bullshit is 100% an autist.
he can claim troll all he wants he's just being retarded.
1 Peetrius 2018-09-22
Is this the drama Moshiach I've been told about?
1 wellmade-mango 2018-09-22
That man is the messiah who will save us from ourselves.
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
God, can you imagine how shit it would be to be the messiah but find out that the people you're supposed to raise up to triumph are you things? Like challenges are fine and all but there's a point where you kinda gotta be like "okay that's not a 'challenge' that's dumping 34,891 tons of pig shit on my door step and saying 'craft this into something!'" I'm fucking amazing, but come on - you can't sculpt shit into anything other than shit.
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-09-22
Never give up. The mentally challenged can achieve just as much as neurotypicals (more like neuroBORINGS 😂)
1 Deutschbag_ 2018-09-22
Mod this god.
1 BonoboZilla 2018-09-22
Too much effort to be a troll... either way they are a mega autist too. Trolling that hard takes top tier autismo talent
1 zergling_Lester 2018-09-22
THE CHOSEN ONE OF RADICAL CENTRISM!
1 SteveLolyouwish 2018-09-22
holy moly, I'm going to piggy back the shit out of this to share his 5-comment-block-long monologue -- it's... sublime?
https://www.reddit.com/user/aoeuidhtnszvwm/comments/8asise/welcome_to_my_profile_read_this_first_seriously/e5p0ump/
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-09-22
kek autistic vegan spergs never disappoint
1 EasySchmitty 2018-09-22
Y A L L
1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-09-22
>seriousposting
>in fucking CA of all places
Lmao
1 sevgee 2018-09-22
Friendly reminder that ANYONE WHO DOWNVOTES THE LOLCOW IS IN DIRE NEED OF PERSONAL SAFETY COURSES.
1 aoeuidhtnszvwm 2018-09-22
Friendly reminder that ANYONE WHO CARES ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU DOWNVOTE THE LOLCOW IS A PUSSY EVEN BY R/DRAMA STANDARDS AND THAT ACTUALLY SAYS SOMETHING
1 22333444455555666666 2018-09-22
mod this thing
1 sevgee 2018-09-22
Omg Senpai noticed me 😍😍😍
1 Kraken_Barrel 2018-09-22
😍🍆💧
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-22
I appreciate the bantz and the autism.
1 jasos-2005 2018-09-22
Yeah I unironically like this guy. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, too.
1 negroic 2018-09-22
very stable people
1 TheSexelentMedikk 2018-09-22
Haha I'm just imagining what kind of a pussy you'd have to be to get hurt by someone expressing concern about more vulnerable members of society. Like I don't generally do this kind of "oh no someone wants trans people to be treated fairly guess I better complain like a little bitch boy" thing that you people are known for because I have dignity and self-respect, but even if I did I have to think I'd feel especially pathetic here.
"Someone wants me to remember that trans women exist in the real world and might consider this kind of hurtful!" I'd whimper. "But what about my precious feelings! They're super fragile and I simply cannot bear for the feelings of a single other person to be respected without tantruming like the rancid piece of cringeanarchy that I am!"
I almost feel bad about laughing at people so fucking stupid that they don't realize they ought to be ashamed, but thankfully you shit demons barely count as human anymore so it's okay. Go ahead and start downvoting in impotent rage, now - my favorite part in all of this is watching you shamefully mashing away at the downvote arrow, crying out to yourself "why won't this make him stop saying mean things; doesn't he know this hurts our feelings?!" I'm just kidding - I wouldn't expect you fucksticks to know how to use a semicolon.
Edit - Look at all you pussies downvoting away. "This'll make the mean man stop!" you tell yourselves. "This'll make him stop saying such hurtful things about us! Why can't he just let us make fun of trans people in peace - doesn't he know that's all we have left to us?"
I'm not going to literally jerk off to the number of downvotes you've given, but I'm thinking about it. This feels fucking amazing.
2nd edit - I'm off to go hiking. I expect you sluts to spend the rest of the day replying to my comments in impotent rage, secretly fantasizing that you'll get one of my coveted replies but most likely failing to attract my attention. I know it's not your fault - "well you probably are trans and maybe even have autism!" is the best weapon you stupid shits can craft - but it's still pretty fucking pathetic. Here you cry out "notice me sempai!", but what am I to notice? What value have you brought?
I'll consider responding to a few more, but you sluts have to earn it. It's okay to work together - you can even ask for help like u/DeathByDragonDildo did when he felt like he was in a little over his head. Really, I don't mind - I am explicitly encouraging you to go back to your little communities and brigade your asses back over here against me. u/DeathByDragonDildo may be a giant pussy for crying for help, but he's not wrong - yall need it.
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1 IAmWithName 2018-09-22
Snappy quote pls.
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-22
REMEMBER: LOLCOWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.
You can only slaughter a lolcow once, but you can milk one forever.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-22
/u/awkwardtheturtle do you agree? 🐢😃
1 znaXTdWhGV 2018-09-22
imagine thinking dudes on hormones are actually women