Capeshit-cel photoshops Brie Larson as Captain Marvel so that she smiles more. YAAAS QUEEN đź‘Źclapsđź‘Ź backđź‘Ź with her own Photoshops

94  2018-09-23 by Wraith_GraveSpell

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A man telling a woman to smile — and in Captain Marvel’s case, digitally altering a woman’s face to smile — capitulates to the crooked idea that it’s not up to women to decide when to smile, that a woman appearing to be happy and pleasant is more important than how she might actually feel, that women owe it to others to perform a certain emotion whether it’s sincere or not.

https://i.imgur.com/YMC6hSf.gif

She is an actor. If the director told her to grin like it was her dad's funeral, she would do it because that is what she is being paid to do. Actors don't get to decide this, but Vox thought running a filter over a portrait is """"news""""

grin like it was her dad's funeral

This one understands women in 2018.

That must be a mod. Looks a little too high-resolution to be vanilla.

Having women as actors is inherently misogynistic. When a director instructs a woman on how to act, he is perpetuating the crooked idea that it’s not up to women to decide when to smile, that a woman appearing to be happy and pleasant is more important than how she might actually feel, that women owe it to others to perform a certain emotion whether it’s sincere or not.

If sexism is ever to be solved women must be banned from hollywood and all women's roles must be played by teenage boys in drag.

This is woke AF. Someone get this on Twatter.

Ah the progressive Shakespeare method of casting.

This take makes me erect

that a woman appearing to be happy and pleasant is more important than how she might actually feel

But, this is actually true. So I don't see the problem.

Wrong, a woman's purpose is to lubricate the gears of men's journeys and trials in life, not to be "valued" just for having emotions (as though that were some kind of accomplishment in itself.)

not to be "valued" just for having emotions (as though that were some kind of accomplishment in itself.)

Who said anything about her emotions?!?!?!

more important than how she might actually feel

if i have an incidentally bad day i like to scowl at everyone and take it out on them

hang on no i keep that shit to myself and act normal

They do realize that when it comes to emotion men are restricted by society 10 fold compared to women right?

i think its just "dont screw up your face like you just ate a lemon as your default expression because its ugly af"

like i care about a womans emotions more than what she looks like lol

that sentiment led one twitter user

whole ass Vox article

Jesus Christ

The absolute state of journalism.

It isn't journalism, it's just blogging. Sites like Vox have the credibility of a Myspace page.

Not according to wikipedia

Reading Sorospedia and not Infogalactic

Yikes

Reading

Yikes

Infogalactic is retarded, though; it's basically a very out of date Wikipedia because it's literally just a handful of editors changing only modern internet culture wars related pages.

Even the NYT does Twitter articles these days.

Reuters?

1.5k likes

There are drama posts with more upvotes than that.

That sentiment led one drama user to post bussy

Hold out for a claymation holiday special.

The one Twitter user that they're referencing there did something in response to the other people photoshopping her, you retard. They didn't write the "whole ass Vox article" about that one Twitter user, they only wrote this paragraph:

And to prove that very point, one Twitter user has responded to the Captain Marvel complaints by manipulating photos of Marvel’s male superheroes to smile in moments where they’ve otherwise expressed more dour expressions:

whole ass Vox article

about any of this

Yeah, that's not what I was responding to, RETARD.

shh baby is ok

no

Without Twitter, journalism would cease to exist.

These people need to ignore the trolls

This is their way of advertising for this movie. Reminds of Ghostbusters 2016.

My only reaction is lol

She looks prettier with a smile

REEEE QUIT YOUR CYBER-CAT CALLING

Psst! Psssst! Hey yo Brie! I wanna put you in my oven and spread you over my crackers.

You look prettier with a smile.

One looks prettier with a smile.

Lol at thor captain america and rdj being made to smile. They smile a ton, like at least pick one of the "my life is hard" super heroes

Superman?

Should have photophopped an ass on her while he was at it.

Also just a whole new face.

kek

This but unironically! It's TIME that Hollywood introduced magnificent braaaappers on women and men! Also, stop shaming women with mommy milkers in Hollywood!

This is the kind of body acceptance i can get behind tbh.

If the jugs don't reach past her c-section scars, send the bitch back!

r/gonewildcurvy browsers OUT OUT OUT 🤢🤢🤮🤮

I have never seen an actually attractive woman from any of the GW subs.

You'd think it's just because of bad lighting or some shit but the whole series of subs make women look more like slabs of meat than legit porn, ironically.

tom holland, what have those mean people done to you

Everyone involved should be aborted, especially the vox writer.

Imagine caring that someone photoshopped a picture to smile great job finding this garbage

Author's recent articles:

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"Here’s who won at the 2018 Emmy Awards"

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I'd like to mock this mong, but he is a getting a paycheck to write about capeshit and faggotry while I'm eating my second can of catfood for dinner in some old blind lady's basement.

Maybe I've been the mong all along? 🤔🤔🤔

second can

Look at Uncle Moneybags over here

old blind lady

Yet you still couldn't get her to fuck you! Tsk tsk tsk

Maybe I've been the mong all along? 🤔🤔🤔

You are posting on r/drama. I believe that to be answer enough.

Wow what liberal garbage

Disney shills are multiplying

I'm thinking you're literally a cat.

Concern over how much they’re smiling isn’t something male superheroes typically have to deal with. There haven’t been any viral calls for Iron Man or Thor or Captain America to be more smiley.

This was literally one of the main points of criticism of Batman v Superman. People were so mad that Superman didn't smile that they rewrote justice league

Wasn't the new superman was told to smile more?

to be fair his facial expressions are like a wax figure. at least she's noticeably human.

Cavill was probably the most relatable character on that King Henry show, so its probably down to directing or some understanding of how Superman has to be "stoic", he clearly can act in a way that makes him likeable.

it's absolutely the directing.

She's noticeable human.

Because she is human unlike superman.

I was talking about the actor, but also ehhh. She's human and not human at this point.

Also, Superman is only an emotionless robot in Snyder world so it's not really relevant.

Top notch casting then.

Notice how Cap, Tony etc look terrible with the photoshopped smiles but Brie actually looks nice and not like a raging cunt who can't act?

Shitty mobile apps vs. desktop Photoshop

Who could've predicted that, amirite?

Found the incel

I'm sorry you've never known a woman who didn't treat you like a raging cunt.

Careful Brie, white male photoshop critics might give mediocre reviews on your skills. You betta point the out.

capeshit-cel

not capecel

I expect nothing and I'm still let down.

Er, so now I'm supposed to want to FUCK Captain Marvel? Confused.

The Thor one looks pretty good tbh

Thor looks good, Captain America looks good Stark looks like Grinning retard, Propably created Ultron at the moment.

If she doesn't smile how is she ever going to get a husband?

I thought that when anyone insisted a woman smile they were committing a horrible patriarchal offense?

brie larson

Such a forgettable generic face.

Life would be a lot easier for feminists if they did treat ever aspect of human interaction as some sort of affront to women's rights. You can't disprove to the world that you're not a bunch of shreeking harpies is you continue to shreek like harpies about how your not.

lol a woman is shit at photoshop whoda guessed