Holy fuck cunt, nobody fucking gives a fuck about reddit account age, aside from absolutely pathetic neckbeard faggots. Shut the fuck up you cringelord cuck.

1 HardKnockLyf 2018-09-23

says the redditor for 11 hours

1 MacAndShits 2018-09-23

Impressive vocabulary, please continue

1 Kiru-Kokujin1 2018-09-23

its the fact that you hide behind an alt which is the sad part

you clearly care about karma and/or your identity to use an alt to talk shit

1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-23

Bad attitude: ✔

Stinks like fish: ✔

Thinks the word faggot hasn't lost its edge: ✔

Touches little boys' privates: ✔

Has talent and skill at something: ❌

Quick to blame his ED on diet of raw meat and boogers: ✔

Hopes to one day be more than his single mother ever was: ✔

1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-09-23

Tell us how you really feel

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-23

He's crying

1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-09-23

No way. He says nigger and faggot. He must be a total badass. Sure he created an alt a few hours to do so but still...total alpha move by him.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-23

We've been experiencing quite the influx of these pussies lately. Its almost as if the wall was a good idea...

1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-09-23

I am starting to think it is a good thing. Who needs to ping lolcows when they are more than happy to come out of their own volition.

1 PoopyMcShitterson 2018-09-23

Three of them were me.

1 KrautSa1at 2018-09-23

Look at yourself in the mirror. Do you see an alpha? Do you see a strong, attractive man? No, what I see is a deluded cuck who spends his whole day shouting on reddit because you have no other redeeming qualities. You are too dumb to hold a job. You are too ugly to even approach a 1/10 femcel without her collecting her bags and scuttling away. Hide behind your niggerposts, but we know that you cry yourself to sleep at night because you are a piece of trash, a garbage NEET who is not even worthy of the 4 square meters of space you live in. Your mother has given up long ago. Your siblings try best to not acknowledge your existence, since they are embarrassed of the person you have become. You have isolated yourself so bad that even the IRS has forgotten you, you dirty, smelly ugly fuck. We do not want you here; fuck off to the dirty tank little hole you were spawned in and never return.

1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-09-23

You're here, on reddit, in /r/drama being a brain damaged faggot retard. You're not alpha.

1 songthatendstheworld 2018-09-23

We know - your vocabulary is noticeably smaller than that of a normal person

1 shitpersonality 2018-09-23

https://i.imgur.com/RSoNyun.png

1 lifesbrink 2018-09-23

Out!

1 Momruepari 2018-09-23

OUT

1 aef823 2018-09-23

Imagine begin retarded enough to think it came from a subreddit.

What next? Saying nigger to pretend to be hardcore?

1 WistopherWalken 2018-09-23

Y'all MDEfugees should be gassed like rats tbqh

1 Redactor0 2018-09-23

Being hunted down and torn up by terriers would work too.

1 WistopherWalken 2018-09-23

That is a more adorable death than they deserve.

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-09-23

You have to go back...

1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-09-23

true, people here are legitimately trying to bully me into suicide, bunch of pussies.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-23

No, we aren't, lol. Nothing we say here is to be taken seriously. We know better than to risk angering the admins

1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-09-23

sure, sure

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-23

people here are legitimately trying to bully me into suicide

lol, no. bullying you into scuicide would make bullying you rather hard as you would be dead. To ensure a steady stream of bullying, we don't ever want you to commit scuicide.

1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-09-23

at least you care about my well-being.

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-23

Of course. Who else would I bully, I ask you ?

1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-09-23

can I bully you too for liking twinks?

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-23

>Asking for consent before bullying people.

The absolute state of pedo in [current year]

1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-09-23

I'll say being into twinks is a bit creepy (unironically). The guys on /r/twinks are for the most part barely legal and their boyish looks are their main selling point in the first place. It seems to me like twink culture fetishizes youth to an unhealthy degree.

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-23

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

<seriouspost> Secondly, eh, they are consenting adult that chose to call themselves that way. If there was a group of women that chose to call themselves lolis, I would have little issues with people being attracted to those lolis.

The main difference for me is the fact that they chose to call themselves twinks. They are aware of who they are, they are aware of who are interested in twinks.

I admit that as someone who was a twink I might not exactly be the most unbiased, and I see how people could see it as creepy. I just don't like body hair outside of the face, and most others gays fandom/clique have body hair. </seriouspost>

1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-09-23

Secondly, eh, they are consenting adult that chose to call themselves that way.

If it were limited to them it would be fine but my issue with it is how twink culture fetishizes youth in general and consequently also often underaged teen boys. Not to be generalising but some guys who are into twinks also more or less openly lust after teen boys (at least I do it secretly so that's that). Your fetishes don't exist in a social vacuum!

If there was a group of women that chose to call themselves lolis, I would have little issues with people being attracted to those lolis.

I really need to get this viral somehow ... I think the difference is there isn't really a straight culture so there aren't terms like this in the first place which are actually used

I admit that as someone who was a twink

Why not anymore? Got too old or gained weight or something? As a fellow twink (twunk?) I can relate, I'm not gay but I've culturally appropiated the term for personal use.

I just don't like body hair outside of the face

yeah, I agree (except for the beard part, beards are for jawlets) hairless is best.

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-23

If it were limited to them it would be fine but my issue with it is how twink culture fetishizes youth in general and consequently also often underaged teen boys. Not to be generalising but some guys who are into twinks also more or less openly lust after teen boys (at least I do it secretly so that's that). Your fetishes don't exist in a social vacuum!

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

I really need to get this viral somehow ... I think the difference is there isn't really a straight culture so there aren't terms like this in the first place which are actually used

Yes, I am aware that straight don't have culture.

Why not anymore? Got too old or gained weight or something?

Both, I am a disgusting 23 yo fatass.

yeah, I agree (except for the beard part, beards are for jawlets) hairless is best.

Give me five o/

1 Destirigon 2018-09-23

Stop kinkshaming. Shotacon is fine, just like lolicon.

1 kommerkom 2018-09-23

Lmao T_D poster making an alt to shitpost on drama so he doesn’t loose daddypoints on his main 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-23

Sauce?

1 MildlyCat 2018-09-23

I can’t stop thinking about how many times Michelle Obama probably bent Barack over and went to town on him with her(his) magnum dong. Its terrifying.

I lol'd actually.

1 GreasyPeter 2018-09-23

Normally I'm not a fan of pegging imagery but the thought of Barrack Obama letting Michelle have her way with his anus in the presidential sweet is almost as hilarious as imaging her doing the same to Trump. lol

1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-23

Hey gotta work hard for those ~~shill bucks~~ Goodboy Points.

1 e-guy 2018-09-23

😘😘😘

dude bussy lmao

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-23

Ok, Mr. Painfully Obvious

1 kippot 2018-09-23

Bussyblasted centipedo, go home

1 PoopyMcShitterson 2018-09-23

You’re the biggest faggot of them all.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-23