I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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Takes daddy to a whole new... well not new meaning

it's always mayos who do degenerate shit like this

And then brag about it to the world for victimhood points.

Not to defend mayos but her father was Jamaican. Also...aren't you the resident pedo?

The dad was living in Jamaica, so it was most likely ganga infused mayo.

Not defending mayos but her father was Jamaican so her mayoness is up in the air. Speaking of degenerates, aren't you the one who likes under aged asian girls? Sounds pretty mayoish of you.

Not underaged, just cute, petite, adult ones. Admittedly that might be somewhat mayoish, it seems like I can't deny my roots after all.

;Just cute, short, children-voiced and naive adults"

lol the kraut thinks he's white

i unfortunately am

he cares about Jewish social norms

Now THAT is peak mayo. There is nothing wrong with liking cute lolis.

Besides the fact that it makes you the most pathetic, pitiful men on the planet?

can you ... can you not ... em, can you not kinkshame us? Please? Thanks.

Freeze peach, fucker

well as long as they're legal it's all good

Give it up Moshe. We're breaking the conditioning.

yes, exactly

I suppose this raises the most pertinent question of them all: were Ancient Egyptians mayos?

That's a fight for another day

definitely good r/mayos material 👌👌👌

it's always mayos who do degenerate shit like this

Statistically speaking most cases of incest and child rape are in the black community in the USA.

Reads like trollx smut.

I feel dirty just reading this. I need a copy shower and a good cry.

Pfffffft yeah right. Never not used a condom before, my ass.

she initiates sexual contact

article quickly turns into "oh my god he forced me, I did nothing wrong"

Jesus christ why is this so predictable.

Peak daddy issues.

Between this and porn, incest is really being pushed on people

i think I saw this video on pornhub, had a shit load of views

White teenie daughter has mind breaking sex with Black Jamaican Father