Who the fuck is Darqwolff?

4  2018-09-23 by okedtsuj

And what do I need to do to surpass him as a lolcow

11 comments

1  HungerArtistatlunch 2018-09-23

  1. Lurk moar.

  2. Commit a couple felonies.

1  scatmunchies 2018-09-23

*Dorqwolff

1  Brandon_la_rana 2018-09-23

Post bussy

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-09-23

Darqwolff is one of my illegitimate grandchildren. He has dishonored my name many times in various ways

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-23

what do I need to do to surpass him as a lolcow

It's impossible for an intentional lolcow to match, let alone, surpass an unintentional one.

1  MildlyCat 2018-09-23

You need a tryhard-transplant for sure.

Your paragraphs are gonna need at least 30-40 more pseudo sentences if you want to compete.

1  Redactor0 2018-09-23

He's already got a 5-year head start on you.

My favorite will always be the air conditioning saga.

1  randomBJtime 2018-09-23

Ya know, his fat ass should see a doctor. He's probably got hyperhidrosis

1  automatic_cluck 2018-09-23

Fuck off normie

1  SarahWO 2018-09-23

if u gotta ask, ur not ready

1  lyridsreign 2018-09-23

copy everything AngryDM does but do it better