Nike donates to Republicans while taunting them with kneeling

62  2018-09-24 by Nergaal

17 comments

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1  triptodisneyland2017 2018-09-24

No

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-24

It's almost as if politicians and corporations are engaged in some kind of theater...I can't quite put my finger on it though 🤔

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-24

I hope it's dinner theater. I'm hungry

1  diggity_md 2018-09-24

🍝😋🥛 settle in and enjoy fresh pasta and lolcow milk straight from the farm as we watch this clown world turn

1  Baconlightning 2018-09-24

WTF I love Nike now

1  boyoyoyoyong 2018-09-24

It's almost like the parties take turns being controlled opposition

1  TareTiri 2018-09-24

OMG the company that sells overpriced sneakers made in sweatshopsis being dishonest. Like no way.

1  QuantumFreakonomics 2018-09-24

This shouldn't be surprising to anyone. They know that Republican policies are best for them andtherestofthecountry but that Democrats are the only ones dumb enough to spend $100 on a pair of shoes

1  Momruepari 2018-09-24

"Republicans buy sneakers too"

  • Michael Jordan, Radical Centrist

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-09-24

Now this is some radical centrism. Nike should be the official shoe sponsor of r/drama

1  __Toradorable__ 2018-09-24

Corporations are the very embodiment of radical centrism. Their only loyalty is to money.

1  I_love_racist_jokes 2018-09-24

I'm wearing a pair of Nike's right now.

I hate when people see my username and assume I hate black people. Because I don't. I love black people. In fact, I think everyone should own one.

1  Cholestorol-kun 2018-09-24

radical centrism I can get behind

1  shallowm 2018-09-24

a new report from the Center for Responsive Politics — a non-profit, non-partisan research group focusing on money in politics — shows that Nike employees and its political action committee have donated more than three times as much money to republican candidates as democratic challengers for the 2018 election season.

How much is coming from "the company", and how much is coming from the employees?

According to the report, nearly half of all donated funds from Nike employees has come from co-founder Phil Knight and his family.

The Knight family has also given $1.5 million to republican Knute Buehler in his race for Oregon governor against incumbent democrat Kate Brown. The contribution is the largest individual donation to an Oregon candidate since the state started electronically tracking such dealings in 2006.

1  MildlyCat 2018-09-24

My comment got lost in the Sea of Sperg, so I'll repost here:

Be Nike in 2018

Get Republicans to start burning their shoes in show of solidarity against the company.

Also get Democrats to start buying up your shoes in show of solidarity.

Donate more money to Republicans, have it go public.

Democrats start burning their Nikes in show of solidarity against the company.

Republicans start buying Nikes in show of solidarity with the company.

Rinse-Repeat.png

Anyone else find the irony kind of funny?

1  chumthescrubber 2018-09-24

All that leftist money. Was this their plan all along?