GG and AGG desend on the battleground of r/totalwar. Did goober gobers go too far or did the community manager fuck up?

39  2018-09-24 by Wtfct

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How hard is it to not fuck up a job in community management?

Stop giving white girls the job. It needs the hand of a strong chocolate woman.

Stop giving white girls the job.

don't give it to male feminists either

If you're interested in representing women in WW2, why not choose from an accurate context? Lyudmila Pavlichenko was one of several women who amassed hundreds of kills as a Soviet sniper. There were no shortage of female resistance fighters in Nazi occupied territory.

I feel like a realistic portrayal of front-line women in the Soviet military is not something anyone actually wants...

you mean the fact that soviet soldiers were treating women as a collection of (disposable) fuckholes would not sell very well?
you might be onto something

We wouldn't want to show muh clean Wehrmacht raping tons of women and then blasting their brains out

but what about

did you know you can die of cyanide poisoning if you chew apple seeds before swallowing them? try it out

The point of battlefield is that it's not realistic. Imagine a realistic version of the WW1 one, that would be the least fun game ever

Not linking the LoL one that lost his job

Smh

not mentioning the ArenaNet double kill

for shame

But where else will I get my Anthony Burch cuckolding erotica?

If I controlled the world I'd hand these people a fleet of predator drones and tell them to go to town

Time and time again the nerds that go "fuck gamers" are not only huge gamers themselves but mega internet autists with weird politics.

From what I can tell, even mega-nerds and the like are the ones giving these SJW types swirlies and wedgies, and by that I mean calmly disagreeing with them, and that makes them mad. Now those SJW types are getting revenge on those damn dirty nerds.

I should make a movie out of it, I call it "Revenge of the Spergs" starring Moviebob and Anthony Burch.

Stop giving mayos jobs

FTFY

a) video is fake news as I see from the commente

b) if not, then a glitch or available to mod it out easily.

c) original total war rome had female units (Scythia) and no one reed.

I find total war sub amusing one side there rees about this, other about horrible sexist boobplate (spoilers there was no such armor). And warhammer fans are just enjoying both fanservice in tits and gore.

TW games are not releasing in full like before. They took a new course where they're going to essentially release new historical DLC for older titles.

So they're releasing a new DLC for Rome 2 which is why they're updating it.

Ahh, so the Paradox route?

😠😒

Negative. They just wanted a shocker to make up a quick flash of sales from WOKE peeps.

Little does CA know that only hyoer-spergs play their games. No tumblr undertale fan going to pick up Rome 2 lol

Paradox made some excellent games 8 years ago or so

True, but their dlc route and strategy is a cashgrab unless one decides to pirate at one point or another.

why company want make money 😢

I don't mind them wanting to make money, but doing it through endless DLC just makes the games suck. I don't want to pay for some new system that's being added on just for the sake of having something to add.

Take a look at the Dominions series. Those guys iterate on the same basic game and come out with a sequel every few years. They've squeezed more money out of me than Paradox but without compromising the quality of their games.

Every new DLC they need to add new features, the game is getting incredibly bloated because of this.

Want to know how i know that you haven’t played a Paradox game?

GAMERS RISE UP

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FERRET OUT THE FAKE GAYMER GIRLS AMONG YOU

Funny and original meme frendo

That’s a bad take. Empire was great and allowed you to colonize filthy primitives like god intended

Imagine not doing this in victoria 2 instead

You don’t understand hatred until some Cherokee fuck decides to ruin your revolution campaign by taking Virginia because you forgot to garrison your province.

So did Medieval 2. Great game

I've got about 750 hours in this game,,the ancestral update made family trees a feature. I've been playing for like another 80 hours on the divide et impera mod as Rome and I haven't had one faction leader as a female. I've seen some factions with a female faction leader (Ethiopia,Scythia, and some Dacians) but given their historical scope I didn't think it was something to REEE about.

video is most likely fake news as I see from the comments and only one civilization has a 50/50 spawn ratio, others less than 15%.

He mentions that in the video.

Also some culture like Rome do not have any female generals. It has to match the culture.

Shogun 2 was okay, no unit diversity at all though.

I didn't know this game was coming out, and now I do thanks to stupid outrage over having female generals.

This is the new normal for PR

This game is 5 years old, its either fake outrage, shitty patch or both.

Christ.

And actually said developer really doesn't need all eyes on itself now from any side. It released reasonably good warhammer crossover games.....which would make kotakutards ree about "overpowered females" and resetera nimrods - about some kinky armor.

This game one time ran in the background after I closed it on my PC for several days and I didn't notice until I opened task manager. It even counted the playtime on Steam.

Also, either the Rome or Shogun one caused some bad coil whine in either the PSU or GPU and no other game I ever played did that.

R/totalwar has been in a dramatic state of civil war for months now, it’s been funny to watch. It’s been funny to see groups demanding more DLC while another group complaining about the amount of DLC, and a third group demanding (legitimately) for them to patch issues more regularly, going so far as to have a daily post demanding patches winding up people who aren’t having as big issues.

The issue is that they tied literally all bug fixing to dlc hence why everyone wants it.

It's also the fact that the game is incomplete, which is why so many dlcs are required to begin with.

Tw is a dead franchise regardless

wtf dont pee on my tw. fucking goobargabbers

But is total war warhammer historically accurate?

Yes. I am from the 2030s and I can safely say that we might get there eventually.

But like Shakaman et al have said before me, I don't think this would be even a fraction of the issue it's blown up into if the community manager hadn't pulled an EA in response.

"A bloo bloo you guys MADE us act like shrill retards because of women in videogames!!"

I'm sure these guys were all interested in a calm, rational discussion of women in video games.

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