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305  2018-09-24 by Burnnoticelover

83 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-09-24

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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1  dratamard2 2018-09-24

😤😤😤

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

Fucking coat tail riding mongs smh

1  Ed_MutteredBoast 2018-09-24

Buncha faggots

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

i know ri.... hey wait a minute!! 🤔🤔🤔

1  wewladin 2018-09-24

🤡🌎

1  SarahWO 2018-09-24

which 1 of u is the real ed

1  Fishofthetunavariety 2018-09-24

Just one bullet.

Shoots self.

1  thrillhouze- 2018-09-24

If this is going to be like The Thing I want to be the guy that doesn’t die.

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-24

You best start believing in Ed Threads. You're in one

1  shallowm 2018-09-24

there is no real ed, all of them are alts

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

This but unironically

1  Tobans 2018-09-24

Can I cuddle with you, Ed?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

Yessss!! 😍💘

1  Tobans 2018-09-24

You are beautiful, bby 😍😚😘

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-09-24

What is this from?

1  Burnnoticelover 2018-09-24

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2.

Harry says this to Snape, who now has Dumbledore's old job.

1  ComedicSans 2018-09-24

TIL Snape was a paedophile.

1  PyanJaa 2018-09-24

I thought it was the six book Harry figured out Snape was on his side. Or I at least thought it was the beginning of the 7th book-that doesn't make sense either since the 7th book had them in the forest the entire 700 or so pages so when would Harry even have the time find out-especially they were all PMSing during their ruggid lives in the forest. But this gif from the 2nd part of the 7th book movie implies he hasn't figured out yet that Snape made it his mission to watch over him.

I mean I knew I started zoning out after the fourth book and all but I thought I'd at least remember the basics of Snape's death and all.

1  Pizzashillsghost 2018-09-24

Snape was a cuck.

1  Burnnoticelover 2018-09-24

As I recall, Snape was killed by Voldemort towards the end of the seventh book. Before he died, he gave Harry a pensive memory that explained that he was on Harry's side all along.

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-24

Despite how much love the fandom has for him, thirsting over a girl he was responsible for the death of do not make him a good guy.

1  Matthew94 2018-09-24

since the 7th book had them in the forest the entire 700 or so pages

Thank you! It's such a shit book.

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

I'm superior to all of you. Try and rape me if you believe otherwise

1  jerkedpickle 2018-09-24

gay

1  ComedicSans 2018-09-24

Feeling rather (HIV) positive today?

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

Why are you alive internet janitor?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

This one actually made me lol.

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-24

Bend over

1  Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-09-24

HE WAS THEIR FRIEND

1  wwaalleess 2018-09-24

Pizzashill was the greatest lolcow CMV

1  ComedicSans 2018-09-24

Laurelai or Chris Chan beg to differ.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

Grandpa 🕒tick🕞tock🕦 would like to send you a SHA-1 PGP encrypted message

1  ComedicSans 2018-09-24

Reporting enemies to reddit admins <<<×reporting friends to the FBI.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

Implying he's not the one who reported the dog fucker to Chilean Authorities and YamateOniichanitai too (hence why he deleted his account out of fear)

Feat the 🕒tick🕞tock🕦

1  gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-09-24

Chris Chan best lolcow confirmed.

1  jasos-2005 2018-09-24

chris chan isn't funny though. His whole adult story can be summarized as "mentally ill man bullied by sociopaths." Half the shit he's done has been because of literal extortion.

1  ironicshitpostr 2018-09-24

Yes he was extorted into pepper spraying that Gamestop employee and hitting the other employees with a car indeed

1  jasos-2005 2018-09-24

Half

1  Tobans 2018-09-24

Lol words don't mean anything, idiot.

1  zergling_Lester 2018-09-24

* you imbecile. you fucking moron.

1  michaelisnotginger 2018-09-24

Laurelai had basically 3 subs dedicated to her drama by the end

1  SJCards 2018-09-24

Jewdank

1  uniqueguy263 2018-09-24

The SRDine who kept telling randos their lives were worthless is pretty close, he already has five snappy quotes that are really good

1  Santropez13 2018-09-24

Who be this?

1  SpacePanther17 2018-09-24

Me.

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-09-24

Pizzashill was a much more nuanced troll. He is gone but not forgotten 😢

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

shut the fuck up gender nigger, your opinion is worthless

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-09-24

I rest my case. You can't even hate on women as well as pizzashill did 😹😹😹

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

I don't hate women you dumb thot, I just don't think you should be allowed to vote. Or live.

1  cmakk1012 2018-09-24

damn how are you so bad at this?

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

133,642 comment karma

damn how are you so ugly?

1  cmakk1012 2018-09-24

holy fucking shit never thought I’d see the day that someone would unironically bring up their karma

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

That would be your karma count, uggo. What's it like being a 2/10?

1  Infuser 2018-09-24

You should be able to tell us.

1  iprobablyneedahobby 2018-09-24

You are trying way too hard.

1  TehAlpacalypse 2018-09-24

try again mate

1  Tobans 2018-09-24

I'd imagine being a fraction is pretty rough. People are always trying to break you up and use you.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

I have a 100k comment karma from r/drama alone and i still think I'm vvv beautiful inside 😇😌 and out 😏😘

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

I bet you're at least 80% bodyfat

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

https://gfycat.com/leafyhealthyfrogmouth

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

Well at least you're more attractive than Emma Stone

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

still going at it with the weak banter

ugh, bye! 🤦‍♀️💅

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-24

Tbh I'd smash Emma Stone

1  Rylonthepylon 2018-09-24

You’re beautiful Ed. Don’t let this discount incel tell you otherwise.

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-09-24

See you have to have a dash of hate in your comments. It's not as effective when you just sound unhinged. There's no nuance or subtlety. 1/10 troll

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

That's nice and all, but can you post pics so I can rate you?

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-09-24

Your schtick isn't OC, so no OC for you.

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-09-24

Can I post pics? u/normie_girl can confirm that I'm at least a 7/10 and have nicer hair than 90% of the foids here. 💇

1  pizzachill 2018-09-24

Ofc, be warned I'm extremely critical tho. You may be suicidal once I'm finished

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24

Bitch what the fuck? You show your hair to other people too?? 😡😒

Men are fucking pigs 🐽🐷🤢🤮

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-09-24

The 2BF gay bois peer pressured me into doing so 😤

1  normie_girl 2018-09-24

Equiman is one handsome guy. In fact songs have been written about his dashing looks.

1  uniqueguy263 2018-09-24

no

1  HardKnockLyf 2018-09-24

go away

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-24

Pearls before swine, my potatobro

1  wellmade-mango 2018-09-24

This is laughably bad. Stop trying you will never replace him.

1  shallowm 2018-09-24

Are you JasonJewnova

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-24

👆🥔💩

1  IDFSHILL 2018-09-24

You are hilariously bad at this.

1  BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-09-24

Okay this is epic

1  TheBlack0ut 2018-09-24

Wtf is a pizzachill

1  pyrowolf8 2018-09-24

People care about the internet or something

1  TheBlack0ut 2018-09-24

well thats dumb

1  juliette19x 2018-09-24

it's like the el cheapo home brand knock off version of a pizzashill.

..........I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it.

1  PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-09-24

:pensive: :open_hands:

1  PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-09-24

😔 👐