I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Fucking coat tail riding mongs smh

Buncha faggots

i know ri.... hey wait a minute!! 🤔🤔🤔

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which 1 of u is the real ed

Just one bullet.

Shoots self.

If this is going to be like The Thing I want to be the guy that doesn’t die.

You best start believing in Ed Threads. You're in one

there is no real ed, all of them are alts

This but unironically

Can I cuddle with you, Ed?

Yessss!! 😍💘

You are beautiful, bby 😍😚😘

What is this from?

TIL Snape was a paedophile.

I thought it was the six book Harry figured out Snape was on his side. Or I at least thought it was the beginning of the 7th book-that doesn't make sense either since the 7th book had them in the forest the entire 700 or so pages so when would Harry even have the time find out-especially they were all PMSing during their ruggid lives in the forest. But this gif from the 2nd part of the 7th book movie implies he hasn't figured out yet that Snape made it his mission to watch over him.

I mean I knew I started zoning out after the fourth book and all but I thought I'd at least remember the basics of Snape's death and all.

Snape was a cuck.

Despite how much love the fandom has for him, thirsting over a girl he was responsible for the death of do not make him a good guy.

since the 7th book had them in the forest the entire 700 or so pages

Thank you! It's such a shit book.

I'm superior to all of you. Try and rape me if you believe otherwise

gay

Feeling rather (HIV) positive today?

Why are you alive internet janitor?

This one actually made me lol.

Bend over

HE WAS THEIR FRIEND

Pizzashill was the greatest lolcow CMV

Laurelai or Chris Chan beg to differ.

Grandpa 🕒tick🕞tock🕦 would like to send you a SHA-1 PGP encrypted message

Reporting enemies to reddit admins <<<×reporting friends to the FBI.

Implying he's not the one who reported the dog fucker to Chilean Authorities and YamateOniichanitai too (hence why he deleted his account out of fear)

Feat the 🕒tick🕞tock🕦

Chris Chan best lolcow confirmed.

chris chan isn't funny though. His whole adult story can be summarized as "mentally ill man bullied by sociopaths." Half the shit he's done has been because of literal extortion.

Yes he was extorted into pepper spraying that Gamestop employee and hitting the other employees with a car indeed

Half

Lol words don't mean anything, idiot.

* you imbecile. you fucking moron.

Laurelai had basically 3 subs dedicated to her drama by the end

Jewdank

The SRDine who kept telling randos their lives were worthless is pretty close, he already has five snappy quotes that are really good

Who be this?

Me.

Pizzashill was a much more nuanced troll. He is gone but not forgotten 😢

shut the fuck up gender nigger, your opinion is worthless

I rest my case. You can't even hate on women as well as pizzashill did 😹😹😹

I don't hate women you dumb thot, I just don't think you should be allowed to vote. Or live.

damn how are you so bad at this?

133,642 comment karma

damn how are you so ugly?

holy fucking shit never thought I’d see the day that someone would unironically bring up their karma

That would be your karma count, uggo. What's it like being a 2/10?

You should be able to tell us.

You are trying way too hard.

try again mate

I'd imagine being a fraction is pretty rough. People are always trying to break you up and use you.

I have a 100k comment karma from r/drama alone and i still think I'm vvv beautiful inside 😇😌 and out 😏😘

I bet you're at least 80% bodyfat

https://gfycat.com/leafyhealthyfrogmouth

Well at least you're more attractive than Emma Stone

still going at it with the weak banter

ugh, bye! 🤦‍♀️💅

Tbh I'd smash Emma Stone

You’re beautiful Ed. Don’t let this discount incel tell you otherwise.

See you have to have a dash of hate in your comments. It's not as effective when you just sound unhinged. There's no nuance or subtlety. 1/10 troll

That's nice and all, but can you post pics so I can rate you?

Your schtick isn't OC, so no OC for you.

Can I post pics? u/normie_girl can confirm that I'm at least a 7/10 and have nicer hair than 90% of the foids here. 💇

Ofc, be warned I'm extremely critical tho. You may be suicidal once I'm finished

Bitch what the fuck? You show your hair to other people too?? 😡😒

Men are fucking pigs 🐽🐷🤢🤮

The 2BF gay bois peer pressured me into doing so 😤

Equiman is one handsome guy. In fact songs have been written about his dashing looks.

no

go away

Pearls before swine, my potatobro

This is laughably bad. Stop trying you will never replace him.

Are you JasonJewnova

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You are hilariously bad at this.

Okay this is epic

Wtf is a pizzachill

People care about the internet or something

well thats dumb

it's like the el cheapo home brand knock off version of a pizzashill.

..........I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it.

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