Stay the hell out of alt.cooking-chat

45  2018-09-24 by snallygaster

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It is not time to lay down nor look down.

It is time to rise.

Battlefield, they put women in it.

Resident Evil, they destroyed it.

Mass Effect, they ruined it.

When is enough, ENOUGH?

Big media has entered the fold. They are here.

They are using advanced strategies to censor us.

This is not one battle.

This is a war.

On all of us.

We all have to work together. Share strategies. Come up with new ones.

Forget which game is better.

We are fighting for our right to boob animation.

If we do not work together, we will all get rekt.

We have to all have an open discussion about this.

It starts right here. Right now.

They want to fck with us. SO BE IT.

We have the power of bots like them.

BUT WE HAVE MORE DRIVE.

I am TIRED of it.

Tired of the GAMES and MANIPULATION.

They want WAR.

Then let us GIVE THEM WAR.

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Wtf is this lmao

Some gmer rant about something they didn't like being added to a gme they were going to buy

no Gamers Rise Up

Now I'm angery

YOU BITCHES DON'T KNOW WHAT POTTY MOUTH IS TILL YOU RUN INTO THE FUCKIN MIRROR..QUIT YER CROSS POSTING SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR BULLSHIT FAT ASS ROSE GARDEN COOKING STARWARS SHIT...WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU ADD STARTEK AND BEAM OR BEAN YOU FAT FARTY ASSES THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY NEWSGROUP...CROSS POST ELSEWEHRE FUCK HEADS...BAND YOU FAT FUCKIN NON POTTY TRAINED WEED EATIN CLUSTER FUCK MESSAGES ELSEWHERE! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LETTUICE AND TOMATOE JOKES HERE. AS FOR THE BAM...YOU FUCKING IDIOT DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BAM IS? AND BESIDES, YOU BROUGHT THE FUCKING BITCH OVER HERE THAT SPREAD THE SHIT. TALK ABOUT BAMS AGAIN, AND I'LL PERSONALLY GET GP MEDIUMS AND LARGES FOR YOU FAT FUCKS AND BURY YOU! BEAM THEM OUT SCOTTY! THEY SHOULD BELONG TO ALT.GET.A.LIFE.AND.PUSH.AWAY.FROM.THE.TABLE.AND.TROLL.TOGETHER GROUP

Wacvet...who believes freedom of speach was brought to you PERSONALLY by ME! Dont fuck with me bitches...go to hell!

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I have it on good authority that she is, in fact, bad news

Crazy r drama girlfriend or dumb normie facebook and instagram hoe gf

Rather have snally 😍😍😍

Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.

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His is a hers and a BAM is a Broad Assed Marine, Don't fuck with her or she will bring the wrath down on your silly poofter asses. something similar perhaps to this.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.

You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness.

You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.

Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupidity in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,

secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good. Merry Christmas, and have a nice day.

  • Don Thompson (9/7/00)

first of all

second, this some kinda missing link ancestor from 2000 to navy seal pasta?

All those words won't bring daddy back.

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😢 space daddy just said he was going to the moon real quick for cigarettes 😢... he'll be back... any day now 😭😭

Fucking hell i love this bot and this response in particular 😂

second, this some kinda missing link ancestor from 2000 to navy seal pasta?

Pretty much. It's a combination of insults somebody harvested from Usenet over the years.

Never trust a bitch who finds love in a camera/
She will fuck you, then turn around and fuck a janitor/
Set the parameters/You either with the pro ballers or the amateurs/
I won't let you ruin my dreams or Harvey Weinstein the kid/
Good morning, Matt Lauer, can I live?

Based Boomer usenet.

usenet seems like it would attract the most hardcore boomers, due ti its old-skool

I was under the impression Usenet was just FBI agents trying to honey pot each other at this point

Many think that boomer posting is a recent phenomenon, but it's actually a 20 year old tradition.

I am new to usenet, what does "troll" mean?

Aww, I remember when the internet was kind of young, too. People actually were kind of naive, not just stupid. Don't get me wrong, there were plenty of stupid people but naivety was an actual excuse.

Everyone on the internet in the 1990s and early 2000s were unironically Darqqwolf

Newsgroups not even once.

Wtf how does Usenet still exist

Wtf how does Usenet still exist

It's mostly used for filesharing now, but there are a few communities that aren't just up to the gills in spam.

Wtf who was using Usenet in 2000

One of life's greatest mysteries

I am new to usenet, what does "troll" mean?

Useful primary source about the internet lngo development here. Bless Google for keeping usenet.