YOU BITCHES DON'T KNOW WHAT POTTY MOUTH IS TILL YOU RUN INTO THE FUCKIN
MIRROR..QUIT YER CROSS POSTING SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR BULLSHIT FAT
ASS ROSE GARDEN COOKING STARWARS SHIT...WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU ADD STARTEK
AND BEAM OR BEAN YOU FAT FARTY ASSES THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY NEWSGROUP...CROSS
POST ELSEWEHRE FUCK HEADS...BAND YOU FAT FUCKIN NON POTTY TRAINED WEED EATIN
CLUSTER FUCK MESSAGES ELSEWHERE! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LETTUICE AND
TOMATOE JOKES HERE. AS FOR THE BAM...YOU FUCKING IDIOT DO YOU KNOW WHAT A
BAM IS? AND BESIDES, YOU BROUGHT THE FUCKING BITCH OVER HERE THAT SPREAD
THE SHIT. TALK ABOUT BAMS AGAIN, AND I'LL PERSONALLY GET GP MEDIUMS AND
LARGES FOR YOU FAT FUCKS AND BURY YOU!
BEAM THEM OUT SCOTTY! THEY SHOULD BELONG TO
ALT.GET.A.LIFE.AND.PUSH.AWAY.FROM.THE.TABLE.AND.TROLL.TOGETHER GROUP
Wacvet...who believes freedom of speach was brought to you PERSONALLY by ME!
Dont fuck with me bitches...go to hell!
His is a hers and a BAM is a Broad Assed Marine, Don't fuck with her or she
will bring the wrath down on your silly poofter asses. something similar
perhaps to this.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they
say in
Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions
on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a
lawyer than be
seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a
spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad,
a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity.
You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a
bleating foal,
a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and
offal
accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking
calf,
meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts
who sired
you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done. I
will never get
over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of
you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you.
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing.
You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you
smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us
with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be
available to
readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You
snail-skulled little rabbit.
Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon
finding it
rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks
with the frothy
pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy,
convulsing
nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat
and unprofitable.
You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane.
You are foul and disgusting.
You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land
that reality
forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy
do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would
have more
weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
waiting for the
bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh.
You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
You are the moral equivalent of a leech.
You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.
You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling
meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all
that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
dank and filthy.
You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness.
You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git.
You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik
artless
base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit.
You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser.
You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey
poofter.
You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing
gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed
flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for
knowing you exist.
I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond
the stupid
we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid
stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons
have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot
mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupidity in one second
than our
entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a
troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some
primordial
fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a
stupid so
uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that
we know.
I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have
enough strength
left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about
unimportant
trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse
than your logic is
your manners. I have snipped away most of your of whay you wrote,
because, well...
it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative
flame was pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was
hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read,
write, spell, and
count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills
that many of us
"normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of
mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who
find these
things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
would have never
read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking
in a handicap
space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social
struggles that seem
to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly,
mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic,
barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist,
avaricious,
tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant,
deceitful, demented,
lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious,
splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful,
destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
suppressive,
controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird,
dystopic, stifling,
uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant,
self-destructive,
abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
Merry Christmas, and have a nice day.
Never trust a bitch who finds love in a camera/
She will fuck you, then turn around and fuck a janitor/
Set the parameters/You either with the pro ballers or the amateurs/
I won't let you ruin my dreams or Harvey Weinstein the kid/
Good morning, Matt Lauer, can I live?
Aww, I remember when the internet was kind of young, too. People actually were kind of naive, not just stupid. Don't get me wrong, there were plenty of stupid people but naivety was an actual excuse.
24 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2018-09-24
It is not time to lay down nor look down.
It is time to rise.
Battlefield, they put women in it.
Resident Evil, they destroyed it.
Mass Effect, they ruined it.
When is enough, ENOUGH?
Big media has entered the fold. They are here.
They are using advanced strategies to censor us.
This is not one battle.
This is a war.
On all of us.
We all have to work together. Share strategies. Come up with new ones.
Forget which game is better.
We are fighting for our right to boob animation.
If we do not work together, we will all get rekt.
We have to all have an open discussion about this.
It starts right here. Right now.
They want to fck with us. SO BE IT.
We have the power of bots like them.
BUT WE HAVE MORE DRIVE.
I am TIRED of it.
Tired of the GAMES and MANIPULATION.
They want WAR.
Then let us GIVE THEM WAR.
Outlines:
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24
Wtf is this lmao
1 attackongeass 2018-09-24
Some gmer rant about something they didn't like being added to a gme they were going to buy
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-09-24
Now I'm angery
1 snallygaster 2018-09-24
YOU BITCHES DON'T KNOW WHAT POTTY MOUTH IS TILL YOU RUN INTO THE FUCKIN MIRROR..QUIT YER CROSS POSTING SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR BULLSHIT FAT ASS ROSE GARDEN COOKING STARWARS SHIT...WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU ADD STARTEK AND BEAM OR BEAN YOU FAT FARTY ASSES THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY NEWSGROUP...CROSS POST ELSEWEHRE FUCK HEADS...BAND YOU FAT FUCKIN NON POTTY TRAINED WEED EATIN CLUSTER FUCK MESSAGES ELSEWHERE! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LETTUICE AND TOMATOE JOKES HERE. AS FOR THE BAM...YOU FUCKING IDIOT DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BAM IS? AND BESIDES, YOU BROUGHT THE FUCKING BITCH OVER HERE THAT SPREAD THE SHIT. TALK ABOUT BAMS AGAIN, AND I'LL PERSONALLY GET GP MEDIUMS AND LARGES FOR YOU FAT FUCKS AND BURY YOU! BEAM THEM OUT SCOTTY! THEY SHOULD BELONG TO ALT.GET.A.LIFE.AND.PUSH.AWAY.FROM.THE.TABLE.AND.TROLL.TOGETHER GROUP
Wacvet...who believes freedom of speach was brought to you PERSONALLY by ME! Dont fuck with me bitches...go to hell!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24
Catty snally is the hottest snally! 😍😏👀
1 pepperouchau 2018-09-24
I have it on good authority that she is, in fact, bad news
1 wewladin 2018-09-24
Crazy r drama girlfriend or dumb normie facebook and instagram hoe gf
Rather have snally 😍😍😍
1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-24
Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.
Snapshots:
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1 dratamard2 2018-09-24
first of all
second, this some kinda missing link ancestor from 2000 to navy seal pasta?
1 LongPostBot 2018-09-24
All those words won't bring daddy back.
I am a bot. Contact for questions
1 dratamard2 2018-09-24
😢 space daddy just said he was going to the moon real quick for cigarettes 😢... he'll be back... any day now 😭😭
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-24
Fucking hell i love this bot and this response in particular 😂
1 snallygaster 2018-09-24
Pretty much. It's a combination of insults somebody harvested from Usenet over the years.
1 watermark02 2018-09-24
Never trust a bitch who finds love in a camera/
She will fuck you, then turn around and fuck a janitor/
Set the parameters/You either with the pro ballers or the amateurs/
I won't let you ruin my dreams or Harvey Weinstein the kid/
Good morning, Matt Lauer, can I live?
1 Zeriell 2018-09-24
Based Boomer usenet.
1 SarahWO 2018-09-24
usenet seems like it would attract the most hardcore boomers, due ti its old-skool
1 Denny_Craine 2018-09-24
I was under the impression Usenet was just FBI agents trying to honey pot each other at this point
1 Osterion 2018-09-24
Many think that boomer posting is a recent phenomenon, but it's actually a 20 year old tradition.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2018-09-24
Aww, I remember when the internet was kind of young, too. People actually were kind of naive, not just stupid. Don't get me wrong, there were plenty of stupid people but naivety was an actual excuse.
1 PositiveMouse 2018-09-24
Everyone on the internet in the 1990s and early 2000s were unironically Darqqwolf
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2018-09-24
Newsgroups not even once.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-09-24
Wtf how does Usenet still exist
1 snallygaster 2018-09-24
It's mostly used for filesharing now, but there are a few communities that aren't just up to the gills in spam.
One of life's greatest mysteries
1 Pepperglue 2018-09-24
Useful primary source about the internet lngo development here. Bless Google for keeping usenet.