Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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I made the sexpat desirability index for just this question

Data on the foreigner population of China was uploaded

• Assuming 74% of foreigners in China are male and 11.5% of the population nationally are females between the age of 15-30.

It seems two major determinants of a sexpats carnal potential will be the ratio of local women to foreign men (RPS-Rainy Per Sexpat) and their income relative to the local population (LVR-Laowai vs Rocky)

Regarding the PRS, assume a given percentage of the female population express a distinct preference for foreign men and this percentage is fixed across China (unrealistic I know, but reasonable simplification. A extension of the model would be to make the rainy per sexpat ratio sensitive to local female preferences.). A high rainy to sexpat ratio represents weak demand relative to supply, creating a environment of low starfish prices.

For LVR, a high value represents a distinct financial advantage over the local male population in the competition for starfish. Additionally, earnings also function as a proxy for education level, health and agreeableness, all key components in determining your success in the sexual marketplace. A high LVR ratio indicates not just greater financial resources than local men but also a possible advantage socially and educationally.

• source: http://zhaopin.investorroom.com/2017-07-17-China-White-collar-Average-Salary-Declined-in-the-Second-Quarter-of-2017

To compute your sexpat location desirability score complete the following table:

To calculate your salary score take your salary and divide it by the average salary in your province then multiple by 100. So a salary of 20K in Beijing gives you a salary score of 20000/9791*100=204. Then multiply your salary score by 0.5 and the females per foreign male score by 0.5 and add them together (The weights could be altered to reflect the relative importance of RPS and LVR scores in determining competitiveness). This gives you a sexpat index score. The score allows you to compare yourself to a hypothetical Beijing sepxat making 9791 per month, since they get a index score of 100.

Somebody making the average Beijing salary in Shandong enjoys a massive sexpat bonus, gaining 768 sexpat index points simply by relocating to the province with the best female to foreign male ratio and lower average salaries.

Another interesting thing to do is look at how your typical training center foreigner fares across China. Let's say they make 14K per month and this is fixed wherever they are.

Which actually makes lots of sense and accords with much anecdotal evidence regarding location desirability.

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it's pasta (ccj2 style)

inb4 some bored ESL teacher on /r/CCJ2 turns the above data into a piechart or something

More like witnessing aut

go to Shandong

I made the sexpat desirability index for just this thread

If I had a pussy I'd be wet right now

Bussy can be wet as well. Lube or watery shit.

r/theydidthemath

YIKES!!

Thankfully it's pasta. I almost had to enjoy one of his posts.

nice, thanks, this will come in handy

Quality autism

thank you for your very informative post, I have reviewed your methodology, your data and the results and based on your index, i will be taking my dong to shadong

Have fun in Tibet

lol

Romance. Huh.

In my day we just called it "the clap".

(N.B: I never actually had a day and would have to actually get laid to have the clap, mostly.)

I dunno my professor of Tibetan Buddhism has a Tibetan wife.

Sexpats should be the first to go in a mayocide

That's what they're doing.

Hapas are worse lol. BTW, does hapa mean half Asian or is it like an incel virgin thing where you can be half Asian but you're only a hapa if you're a retards? Been using the second one, just assumed

I'm not hapa or hafu

hapa just means biracial but /r/hapas are usually incels

They recognize that AMWF can actually produce viable human beings. They just think that WMAF produce the pathetic losers that they find themselves to be.

It's kinda hilarious watching them praise successful hapa children of white women (celebrities, etc) and talk horrific shit about the hapa children of asian women.

The notion the race of mother/father has impact is so pathetic haha. It's like they think they're actual mules/hinnies.

Unsurprisingly, they have come up with a "logical" explanation for it. It's not genetic, it's that there is something psychologically wrong with an Asian woman who wants to be with a white man, that doesn't apply to a white woman who wants to be with an Asian man.

Which has always made me wonder if they actually treat their Asian mothers as if she is a heritage-denying whore intent on emasculating an entire race of people.

If you hear it used in California (and I'm pretty sure the west coast in general), it's pretty much shorthand for mixed-race people who are part Asian; not necessarily 1/2, but usually at least 1/4. I've only ever heard it used in cities with a large Asian-American population like San Jose.

On the Internet? I think it's usually the second definition.

Wasian is also heavily used in that area

I always imagined my dalliances in Asia would be a drug fueled fuck session with what appears to be women at first but becomes questionable upon further observation. Usually these STD festering grounds would be set up in a cheap dirty Asian motel where the air conditioner barely works and by the time I’m done raw dogging some poor underpaid prostitute the sweat would run off me soaking the musty bed and filling the room with the smell of my essence.

Cool fanfiction brah.

From Dongguan to Pattaya to Angeles City, I thought I've seen them all.

But all that paled in comparison to what I experienced in Sonagachi, Kolkatta

Wait, is that like in "Species", where she literally changes into something else while you're fucking her?

(but tbh, if it has 1980's Natasha Henstridge's body it would probable be worth getting eaten alive in the process.)

Where can I find a Chinese virgin desperate enough to be my sex slave for a week in exchange for American citizenship?

Do you want that with a subtle knife in the ribcage after she gets her green card, or are you more traditional and want the arsenic in the fried rice exit plan? Women in Shanghai are probably more likely to be direct, so definitely if you want the knife. HK women are a little more cagey (cultural leftovers from English rule) and more likely to use poison.

The week is the length of time it takes for her to divorce me and take all the good DVDS and furniture.

DVDs

Yikes

Shanghai women are scary. You will definitely get the knife if you outlive your usefulness.

My mother had a friend who married a Shanghai woman. She loved him to death, but he still got death stares and stern-talking to when he got laid off during the Recession.

Now, think about it if she does not care for your personal well-being at all.

Come to think of it, all Mainlander women are scary. I thought I met some fierce ladies in Taiwan, but they can't even hold a candle to those Mainland women.

(N.B: I made that up and actually don't know anything about women as a rule, let alone ones from specific places where women are likely to be found.)

It's alright m8, we already knew that

Going out of the country to find a romance you might have never met under normal circumstances is not allowed?

You'd think Reddit would be helpful in a situation like this, not extremely xenophobic.

Besides, if he was really into sex tourism - - he wouldn't be asking about picking up ladies.

Someone should username-ping the guy who posts the unironic "Why white girls can't cosplay" shit here and see what he thinks. I'm sure he'd be 100% in favor of it as long as you're not a white girl trying to look like a Babymetal singer or w/e he's on about.

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He is clearly just a sexpat who wants to fuck a barely legal asian girl

You'd think Reddit would be helpful in a situation like this, not extremely xenophobic.

Reddit as a whole is extremelly xenophobic. Suffice to see how tankies subs react to non tankies.

Mexicans would all be Aztecs still if the Spanish hadn't been so bored and horny.

Going out of the country to find a romance you might have never met under normal circumstances is not allowed?

Of course it's allowed. We will simply laugh at you for doing it.

Everyone involved in that situation is a loser.

well one person in that thread is going on a cool holiday in asia so there's that at least

I will personally escort him to the check-in desk of the airline flying back

You should do CIA agent cosplay while doing this, to make sure it actually works.

Wow, they sure made a valiant attempt to pigeonhole that guy into the whipping post they wanted so desperately for him to be. I'm almost impressed.

let's be friends

you just want to rape whores

actually I'm not interested in that

fuck u mayo

*fak you gaijin

Ricecels have got to be the most pathetic insecure human beings in existence. Just seeing an Asian girl with other ethnicities will give them a stroke.

Why would you ask reddit for advice on picking up women lmao