Christ was real. Change my mind.

45  2018-09-25 by DarqWolff

But he was just a regular dude with powers, and it got to his head. There is no God.

Discuss below. Come join my new sect of Christianity where we worship our savior who died for our sins like a complete drama queen.

88 comments

1  Matues49 2018-09-25

Jesus was a random boring hippie commie who's dad was a cuck

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

Same with many other superhero origin stories

1  Shark_life 2018-09-25

Even Lord Rama was cucked at least twice by his cheating wife Sita, once by his brother Lakshmana, and then by Ravana.

1  MissionNobody 2018-09-25

Nevertheless, it doesn't stop Prof.Wendy Doniger from making a generalised statement that it is common in south Asian culture that the elder brother is cuckolded by the younger brother. But, we are not given any illustrations to prove this highly provocative statement.

Doniger was born in New York City to immigrant non-observant Jewish parents, and raised in Great Neck, New York, where her father, Lester L. Doniger (1909–1971), ran a publishing business.

A Jew trying to denigrate and emasculate any deep rooted gentile tradition that doesn't strictly fall to kiss the feet of their zionist overlords? Imagine moi shawk...

Sita refused Ravana's sexual advances for over a year in captivity and the God's themselves attested that she had remained chaste and proceeded to take Sita with them to their abode.

The chosen ones are just trying to project their own perversions onto other people, better people.

1  [deleted] 2018-09-25

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1  cimarafa 2018-09-25

Someone seems uptight that Hindu cuckoldry got pointed out. Can’t help it if the truth’s painful, bud.

1  MissionNobody 2018-09-25

Seething Mlecchas trying to smear anyone who don't subscribe to their satanic desert cult. Nuh-uh, not on my watch.

1  cimarafa 2018-09-25

> swedecuck LARPing as Vedic Brahmin. Bet you unironically watch Mr Indo-Aryan on YouTube.

1  MissionNobody 2018-09-25

>checking comment history to dig up dirt, like a fag

>all he comes up with is that I belong to the literal masterrace

और यूट्यूब देखना केवल प्लेब्स के लिए है, बहिनचोद. महत्वपूर्ण विद्या अन्दर है

How is being interested in eastern religions a LARP? Amerimutts carry this irrational hatred towards any European with a formal education for some reason. Go on and make your vidya game analogies if that makes it easier for you to comprehend

1  SuitableHippo999 2018-09-25

Using Mughalese

Tch tch bad LARP Sven. No true Hindu uses the turk rape baby's language.

1  MissionNobody 2018-09-25

No true Hindu uses the turk rape baby's language.

He doesn't adhere to the nirgun bhakti doctrine of Kabir. Na Hindu, na Musselman

1  SuitableHippo999 2018-09-25

Kabir was a literal bastard and overrated aman ki asha fag, prove me wrong.

1  MissionNobody 2018-09-25

Kabir on his relationship to his contemporary Muslim community in Benares:

I've burned my own house down, the torch is in my hand. Now I'll burn down the house of anyone who wants to follow me

It's not his fault that the media is trying to spin it after his death. Read the Bijak.

1  SuitableHippo999 2018-09-25

He said that about both the religions but yeah, I know he wasn't trying to be the medieval version of amar, akbar, antony.

1  cimarafa 2018-09-25

Only thing

1  cimarafa 2018-09-25

https://i.redd.it/b0ad75z1xn101.png

30.6%

Have fun bub

1  SuitableHippo999 2018-09-25

lol they're definitely going to have an independent 'islamic republic' in scandinavia by 2050.

1  MissionNobody 2018-09-25

Protocol of the Elders of Soros working as intended. I thought you'd be happy? Your Jewish brethren in Malmö don't seem so pleased with the turn the (((agenda))) has taken though, oh no :(

1  cimarafa 2018-09-25

They have an ethnostate to return to. Unlike you. Not that it’s a problem, mind you, since the only thing worse than We Wuz Ancient Greeks is We Wuz Indo Aryans, Islam will be a dramatic improvement.

1  Matues49 2018-09-25

Projected size of Muslims population in 2050 under HIGH

1  -Steve_French- 2018-09-25

People who play WoW are brainlets prove me wrong

1  cimarafa 2018-09-25

Not wrong, but better than playing CK2 or Kaiserreich or another incel aggregator.

1  -Steve_French- 2018-09-25

Isn't WoW an incel aggregator? Like the original one?

And just because you're afraid of bestgunnit doesn't mean it's bad sweaty 😘😘😘

1  PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-25

formal education in religion

ecks dee

1  shark_lifes_bull 2018-09-25

Yo tell yo ho ass wife to not call me when im hanging with my homies or ill pop a cap in lil deshawns ass, ya dig?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-25

CAPESHITFAGS OUT OUT OUT!! 👉👉👉

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-25

Given how marriage worked at the times, the most likely is that Joseph fucked Mary, got her pregnant and was forced to marry her.

Still better than the billions year old god fucking a 13 yo.

1  transoceanicdeath 2018-09-25

exactly, for an authentic Christ experience, take a moderate dose of psychedelics. it gets annoying after a while.

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-09-25

Christ was real, but

Donald J Trump is the TRUE MESSIAH. MAGA MAGA 2020

1  WarSanchez 2018-09-25

Trump 2020, The Second Cuming.

1  cmakk1012 2018-09-25

Your fifteen-year-old gf is just the right age for this sort of euphoria, I’ll assume she gave you this idea

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

I realized this by researching the issue, stop being a lemming and think for yourself.

Also I haven't had a gf in like a year and a half so idk who you were talking about there

1  cmakk1012 2018-09-25

research on an obscure Jewish priest during his life who died two thousand years ago

1  TheColdTurtle 2018-09-25

Lol holy shit, if darqwolff can get a gf then incels have no excuse

1  -Steve_French- 2018-09-25

Implying the middle school girl he groomed on Facebook was his girlfriend

1  BlahBlahRandomnesss 2018-09-25

more like trusting family member. Those are the only ones forced to feel enough pity to be around him.

1  -Steve_French- 2018-09-25

Old Holbrook has bragged in the past how good he is at grooming young girls

1  -Steve_French- 2018-09-25

Is your ex in high school yet?

1  Redactor0 2018-09-25

I converted DarqWolff to my religion!

It is possible to get through to him, but only the select few like me have the talent.

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

Yes, as you can see I researched the issue further and reached a new conclusion.

1  Redactor0 2018-09-25

I originally was brought to r/drama when I asked "who is DarqWolff"? Clearly I've fulfilled His plan for you. 😇😇😇

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

Thank you for your guidance, Father

1  songthatendstheworld 2018-09-25

Or to put it another way: You were wrong.

1  Black_Bird_Cloud 2018-09-25

researched

how many "youtube documentaries" did you sit through ?

1  -Steve_French- 2018-09-25

He independently car to the conclusion while inventing every form of philosophy

1  hyledog 2018-09-25

Most academic research points to him being a real person. People that argue he never existed are just trying to prove some dumb point

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

I mean, all the evidence is on their side, but if you have a keen intuition like mine there are a few metaphysical hints. For example, if you smoke enough weed, you can sense the spirit of Jesus. That is because he had spiritual superpowers, the same shit that made him think he was the son of God and had to prevent some dude named Satan from taking over and everything. It all makes sense if you understand all the pieces

1  randomBJtime 2018-09-25

For example, if you smoke enough weed, you can sense the spirit of Jesus.

So that's how your uncle got you to film his special basement movies

1  trilateral1 2018-09-25

all the evidence is on the side of those saying he didn't exist at all,

lol

1  FaygoMakesMeGo 2018-09-25

"Dude, what if...like, Jesus...what if he was a Roman conspiracy...prove me wrong!".

-some toker in the 80s that people quote to get shock views on their biannual documentary release.

1  Black_Bird_Cloud 2018-09-25

It all makes sense if you understand all the pieces

the best part is the degree of sincerity with whch you believe in your own intelligence - it's quite a feat, and an exclusive one at that

1  froibo 2018-09-25

Even when you try and make a post pretending to be retarded, your actual self is still more retarded.

1  PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-25

there are about two first hand sources about an execution of jesus, a common rebel name.

1  shitpersonality 2018-09-25

There would have to be two of them since he was killed and then respawned days later.

1  -Mopsus- 2018-09-25

Jesus was real and he did die for our sins, but his name is usually mistranslated from the original autistish. His name was pizzashill.

1  RichEvansSextape 2018-09-25

The bible is just capeshit for geriatric pedos CMV

1  tgrandiflora 2018-09-25

God is like drama: if he did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

1  here_for_news1 2018-09-25

So does this mean he's going to get a film in the next phase of the MCU? Will they bring back Mel 'The Jews' Gibson to direct?

1  MissionNobody 2018-09-25

>be edgy nihilist on dedicated cyberbullying forum

>shitpost about Jesus to btfo the christards epic style

Good joke bro.

1  Dupod 2018-09-25

Augustus > Jesus

discuss

1  dooba_dooba 2018-09-25

Augustus was shit anyway, at least pick a non-trash tier emperor like Vespesian or Claudius. But really the whole Roman Empire was a mistake, Cicero not DROOLius Caesar ok. Praise Jupiter.

1  Onywan 2018-09-25

Christ was real, but he isn't coming back to clean up our mess

1  sevgee 2018-09-25

Not even the cumstains? They're kinda gross tbh, I don't feel like getting to it

1  FaygoMakesMeGo 2018-09-25

Don't worry fam, Muhammad's gotchu covered:

https://muflihun.com/bukhari/4/231

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-25

CAPESHITFAGS OUT OUT OUT!! 👉👉👉

1  Redactor0 2018-09-25

God brought down Mr. Stark to fly around in a cape and preach his gospels. You of all people should recognize that. I always believed that God sent you down here to open my heart through emojis. 😥😥😥

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-25

There is no God.

You're probably the best argument for this

1  Momruepari 2018-09-25

It's moreso proof that Satan is real.

1  broccolibadass 2018-09-25

What about purgatory?

1  shaneoffline 2018-09-25

Just a regular dude with superpowers.

1  Kelkymcdouble 2018-09-25

Nothing is real so neither is christ

1  ComedicSans 2018-09-25

If Christ was a dude with superpowers, why is he dead. And if he truly loves you, why do you look the way you do?

1  Momruepari 2018-09-25

God has a cruel sense of humor

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

He chose to die for our sins like a drama queen because of his God delusion, what's wrong with your memory?

And his powers weren't strong enough to live on past his death, he's gone now

1  reallyrunningnow 2018-09-25

His sacrifice obviously didn't do much, judging by the look of your face

1  dratamard2 2018-09-25

Change my mind.

my theory:

u say -> u mong -> therefore u wrong

enough abstract theory lets put it into action:

u say "Christ was real." -> u mong -> therefore "Christ was not real."

1  Ecocrexis 2018-09-25

No.

Deus vult.

1  vtesterlwg 2018-09-25

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yes

1  Bentoki 2018-09-25

If christ was real then how come the mayocide didn't happen back when he was alive

1  Orsonius2 2018-09-25

Jesus was not real, neither as a normal human being nor as a super natural one.

There is no God.

1  Snowayne2 2018-09-25

Ur wrong.

1  Baconlightning 2018-09-25

Christianity is essentially the result of a dumb explenation for why Mary, a 13 year old "virgin" got pregnant that got way out of hand.

Apparently the fact that Jesus was the son of God made more sense than the fact that Joseph was a pedo.

1  sevgee 2018-09-25

13 yo

pedo

Necromatriarchy, smh

1  serialflamingo 2018-09-25

I'm a good Catholic boy and very much approve of this thread

1  archdukef4gg0talt 2018-09-25

who's chris?

1  lickedTators 2018-09-25

Jesus died for our sins, but new sins have been invented since he died. Like furries. So we're all fucked again.

1  IVIaskerade 2018-09-25

If jesus was real how come the bible doesn't mention him?

1  Gtyyler 2018-09-25

Your capeshit bible fanfiction is somehow better than the source material.

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

That's how great of a storyteller I am

1  Momruepari 2018-09-25

But he was just a regular dude with superpowers, and it got to his head. There is no God.

Come join my new sect of Christianity

This is hardly a new revelation. There's even a name for this kind of belief. You haven't created anything new. Fuck you.

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

What's the name then, idiot?

1  DarqWoIIf 2018-09-25

I think we believe in pedophillia.

1  Momruepari 2018-09-25

grabahan

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

You're just stating the word that defines your entire existence in the middle of a conversation about something else? What are you, a Pokemon?

1  Momruepari 2018-09-25

grabahan full of my balls

1  Dogcheese- 2018-09-25

Stunning rebuttal Mr.Ruepari truly a knockout of this suspected pedophile

1  CommonThroat 2018-09-25

Christ is real.

He rose again dummy

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

Yeah but then he floated away and died and probably fell in an ocean so it's "was" again

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-09-25

Muhammed had superpowers. He was able to convince 1 billion people that being a pedo was ok.

1  caliberoverreaching 2018-09-25

God is real and he hates you :)

1  DarqWolff 2018-09-25

If he's real I'll smoke a joint with him and talk everything over and if he then decides to be a dick I'll obliterate him with the Star Rod

1  PositiveMouse 2018-09-25

Please stop fakeposting youre only funny when you realpost

1  scratchthesurfiss 2018-09-25

I bet he was really really good at physics and engineering!