RESULTS ARE IN

14  2018-09-25 by dratamard2

THE POLLS ARE CLOSED

Results: https://i.imgur.com/gcp1KjV.png

In a vote set to drive a wedge between our community worse than Brexit, 1860s slavery, and the succession to Muhammad (🙏PBUH🙏) combined, stakes were high.

slaytina44 and serialflamingo battled it out sperged all over the thread to capture their voters allegiance.

The combined No votes were virtually even with the Yes votes, and given the margin of error due to r/Drama voter tardation, there is no statistically significant difference 🤓🤓🤓

slaytina44 was however overwhelmingly elected to lolcow status in a downballot race.

There were 6 undecided votes.

Perennial presidential hopeful "BUSSY LMAO" crushed the competition as our expert statisticians predicted. 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! MAKE IT HAPPEN MODS

21 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2018-09-25

He is worse than a Jew, he is—may Allah forgive me for saying this—a SRDine.

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-25

this

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-25

r/BUSSYLMAO wins in a landslide yet again! Take that, cucks!! 💪😎

1  dratamard2 2018-09-25

🙌🙌🙌

1  Matues49 2018-09-25

In the light of these results, slaytina44 should peg serialflamingo as an act of reconciliation

1  dratamard2 2018-09-25

as is written in the r/drama constitution

1  scatmunchies 2018-09-25

I’d pay up to $3 for a livestream of this.

1  WarSanchez 2018-09-25

That's a lot of bitcoins!

1  ABigBigThug 2018-09-25

My vote honors a vet.

1  SarahWO 2018-09-25

i'm so proud to have done my civic duty

1  JabroniMark99 2018-09-25

29% vs 22%

No satistical difference indeed.

1  dratamard2 2018-09-25

combined No votes

47 + 17 = 64 vs 63

mathlets when will they learn? 😂😘😘❤️️

1  wehousewife 2018-09-25

so you had 2 options for no, but not for yes?

wow not biased at all.

1  dratamard2 2018-09-25

They were combined together

> imagine not getting this 😂😂😂

1  wehousewife 2018-09-25

I understand they were combined together.

Re-read my comment.

Imagine not getting this 😂😂😂

1  valemanya08 2018-09-25

Only 6 were true centrists

1  serialflamingo 2018-09-25

I was worried that modding some weirdo on reddit's page then forgetting they existed made me a pedo.

1  wehousewife 2018-09-25

you support pedos

1  dratamard2 2018-09-25

Were you the whale's alt from the original thread? On mobile rn and can't be bothered to check but it smells like it

1  wehousewife 2018-09-25

You can smell through reddit?

I'm not an alt of anyone. Aren't you serialflamingo's alt?