I was wrongly kept out by the current administration of /r/drama during the lockout and now I'm suing!

9  2018-09-25 by SovietWarfare

Since I have the right to 1 mod as my free public defender I shall appoint /u/snallygaster.

24 comments

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1  JabroniMark99 2018-09-25

SovietWarfare

Literally who?

1  Yiin 2018-09-25

run of the mill anti-tranny guy i think

1  SovietWarfare 2018-09-25

Some nobody loser who likes to shitpost here.

1  rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-25

You’re not the defendant retard.

You need a courageous lawyer. One who will stand his ground even when completely retarded.

May I propose Michael ‘Creepy Porn Lawyer’ Avenatti? Just say /r/drama mods have important information about Trump’s sex life and he will pay you for the case.

1  SovietWarfare 2018-09-25

What are you talking about? Drama has free armchair lawyers left and right, surely there must be some for me.

1  rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-25

We are all involved in the deposition of Bussy v. Gussy. You’re on your own.

1  theguyshetolduabout 2018-09-25

Lawyer here. I'm afraid you don't have a case. Due to previous lack of respect shown to bussy, you are estopped now from claiming you have any meaningful emotional connection with this sub.

1  SovietWarfare 2018-09-25

But I shitpost here from time to time to piss off liberals. I am almost single handedly keeping this subreddit centrist by going against the left!

1  theguyshetolduabout 2018-09-25

Sorry bud. That just makes you one of the deplorables. It’s not that you’re necessarily useless but nobody wants you around in case of a lockdown.

That’ll be USD 850 btw. And no, I don’t take reddit gold.

1  reallyrunningnow 2018-09-25

Person who looked at a law book once hereso I'm more qualified then the average poster on r/legaladvice. He might have a case based on precedent as some mods here have been extremely disrespectful to bussy.

1  theguyshetolduabout 2018-09-25

I don’t think you can invoke the moral failings of others in your defence.

1  Karmaisforsuckers 2018-09-25

Whats this creepy porn lawyer thing?

1  rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-25

Fox News called him Creepy Porn Lawyer for being super into Stormy.

It kinda stuck.

1  Karmaisforsuckers 2018-09-25

Oh so its just a way to identify retards

1  rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-25

If you’re retarded enough to be offended on his behalf sure.

I think it’s amusing because he is creepy and a joke of a lawyer.

1  dratamard2 2018-09-25

> letting everyone know you couldnt even get an invite to r/Drama 😂😂

https://i.imgur.com/hTqZ08b.jpg

1  SovietWarfare 2018-09-25

That's why I am suing! i was wrongly kept away from shitposting.

1  Matues49 2018-09-25

go to u/ComedicSans he's a lawyer

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-09-25

As the top mod of r/Drama I am dismissing this lawsuit as trivial garbage.

1  SovietWarfare 2018-09-25

But you haven't heard from my lawyer yet!

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-09-25

Case dismissed. Case number 5-3-4-1 you're up.

1  trumplethinskins 2018-09-25

Ya hi, same complaint as the last guy. I need a pubbie defender.

1  e-guy 2018-09-25

That's nice, dear.