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Due to my natural location and history, I was not familiar with that specimen, but after a some research I'm inclined to believe it's another one of my friends.
It is pretty bad ass, it descended from carnivores like utah raptor, then said fuck this and grew 3 foot long claws and started eating plants. I think it is ☝️ of the only true theropod herbivores.
How did they know it had a bunch of dicks around its neck? Like there probably isnt any bone there so the neck dicks probably aren't represented in fossils, right?
We infer based upon their closest living relatives, like turkeys snd chickens.
I can’t say for sure the had or didn’t have dicks around their necks. It is assumed based on modern birds matings display adaptations e.g peacock tails, turkey snoods(which look like a nut sack), birds of paradise etc.
Many of our dinosaur 🦖 overlords are also assumed to have grand mating displays, who is to say that didn’t include dick like structures on their necks!
It is extremely unlikely that dinosaurs ever existed, or any, "prehistoric" animal for that matter. It becomes more and more obvious when someone actually studies the history of paleontology and paleontology itself that there are simply too many coincidences, not to mention the implausibility of being able to make the conclusions that paleontologists regularly make. It's an extremely elaborate hoax, and it counts on people assuming nobody would go to such lengths. The truth is, there are no limits to the lies people can create and perpetuate in the right conditions.
The study of prehistoric creatures, mainly dinosaurs really didn't start until the middle of the 19th century, and then mysteriously, "discoveries" began popping up everywhere. Numerous fossils were miraculously found in relatively small areas in the span of a few years, yet no such findings were even remotely made in the thousands of years preceding that. A lot of these, "fossils" were made in the Americas, but Native Americans know nothing of these fossils despite having lived in the Americas for millennia.
It seems like a remarkable coincidence that all of this would suddenly come to light so quickly as soon as evolutionism was starting to take hold. Before that, we have some vague references in China to finding dragon bones, but beyond that dinosaur fossils seemingly were invisible before the 19th century, and since then we've found tons and tons of fossils. If you think about it, you can see that it is extremely unlikely that before the 19th century, people's eyes were blind to bones, tusks, and trilobites.
Furthermore, it's also improbable that not only would all of these bones and imprints come to light so quickly, but that it would be equally as easy to piece all of the components together into complete organisms so quickly. I'm sure at least some of you remember in elementary school when you made dinosaurs out of chicken bones, even though that was yet another evolutionary propaganda piece, it's a similar principle here. Give someone enough bones in varying shapes and sizes, and they could probably construct something out of it.
Albeit, those who perpetuate this hoax are far more capable than an elementary student, they can be somewhat convincing. However, no matter how smart, they can't reasonably expect a critical thinking person to believe that out of scattered bones they can presume to know the exact shape of the creature that supposedly had those bones. If I were a betting man, I'd give them the pieces to any sizable LEGO set without the box or the instructions and see if their probing and agile mind can create the shape the pieces were meant to be in.
That challenge itself would be much much easier, for there are, "scientists" who have claimed to reconstruct an entire dinosaur species out of a few teeth. I could go on with this, but my point being, there is much to be questioned. If you have a rebuttal to what I'm saying, and are willing to be reasonably civil about it, I'd be willing to answer any questions and of you have.
Cant commit to a favorite atm, but I need notch or space daddy to fund the cloning resurrection of one of these little idiots so I can give it a loving home
You fell for a trick. The dinosaurs 🦖 don’t believe in an aryan race of humans being superior; the dinosaurs 🦖 know they are superior to all humans no matter their race or creed
I waited all week for/u/cdace to make a dinopost but he probably is to busy trying to unleash them from the plasma fold. He didn’t even make his monthly informational dinopost for September..
I made my monthly post 15 days ago here. I’ve been studying calculus trying to troubleshoot my device for the plasma fold so I haven’t had much time to post about the glorious dinosaurs 🦖
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1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-09-26
I'm a big fan of ones that are still alive. The american saltwater crocodile is a pretty baddass aniimal.
Not quite as up to date as the caninines, felines, cetations, cephalopods, usrsus and elenphatidae, but still pretty cool..
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
What about modern theropod descendants like theHoatzin slso known as the skunk bird.
These stinky bastards also have claws on their wings, similar to theropod dinosaur 🦖 claws (like t-rex).
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-09-26
Due to my natural location and history, I was not familiar with that specimen, but after a some research I'm inclined to believe it's another one of my friends.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
It is pretty bad ass, it descended from carnivores like utah raptor, then said fuck this and grew 3 foot long claws and started eating plants. I think it is ☝️ of the only true theropod herbivores.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-09-26
Evolution has been a really slow and annoying process.
Sometimes it gets tiresome, but we're getting there.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-09-26
Such a shame.
1 Runzatic 2018-09-26
There is no american saltwater crocodile, and the american crocodile is kinda weak
You meant the Australian saltwater crocodile right?
1 CollaWars 2018-09-26
Crocodiles are not dinosaurs
1 high_side 2018-09-26
You sick fuck.
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-09-26
This foo don't even know talmbout Nile crocodiles.
1 charming_tainter 2018-09-26
How did they know it had a bunch of dicks around its neck? Like there probably isnt any bone there so the neck dicks probably aren't represented in fossils, right?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
We infer based upon their closest living relatives, like turkeys snd chickens.
I can’t say for sure the had or didn’t have dicks around their necks. It is assumed based on modern birds matings display adaptations e.g peacock tails, turkey snoods(which look like a nut sack), birds of paradise etc.
Many of our dinosaur 🦖 overlords are also assumed to have grand mating displays, who is to say that didn’t include dick like structures on their necks!
1 Tagesausbruch 2018-09-26
It's really just artistic liberty, nobody can even make an educated guess whether it had dicks around its neck.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-09-26
/u/cdace I don’t know if your on the pong game list. Sooo.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
He is.
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
I am my child 🦖
1 fsdgfhk 2018-09-26
It is extremely unlikely that dinosaurs ever existed, or any, "prehistoric" animal for that matter. It becomes more and more obvious when someone actually studies the history of paleontology and paleontology itself that there are simply too many coincidences, not to mention the implausibility of being able to make the conclusions that paleontologists regularly make. It's an extremely elaborate hoax, and it counts on people assuming nobody would go to such lengths. The truth is, there are no limits to the lies people can create and perpetuate in the right conditions.
The study of prehistoric creatures, mainly dinosaurs really didn't start until the middle of the 19th century, and then mysteriously, "discoveries" began popping up everywhere. Numerous fossils were miraculously found in relatively small areas in the span of a few years, yet no such findings were even remotely made in the thousands of years preceding that. A lot of these, "fossils" were made in the Americas, but Native Americans know nothing of these fossils despite having lived in the Americas for millennia.
It seems like a remarkable coincidence that all of this would suddenly come to light so quickly as soon as evolutionism was starting to take hold. Before that, we have some vague references in China to finding dragon bones, but beyond that dinosaur fossils seemingly were invisible before the 19th century, and since then we've found tons and tons of fossils. If you think about it, you can see that it is extremely unlikely that before the 19th century, people's eyes were blind to bones, tusks, and trilobites.
Furthermore, it's also improbable that not only would all of these bones and imprints come to light so quickly, but that it would be equally as easy to piece all of the components together into complete organisms so quickly. I'm sure at least some of you remember in elementary school when you made dinosaurs out of chicken bones, even though that was yet another evolutionary propaganda piece, it's a similar principle here. Give someone enough bones in varying shapes and sizes, and they could probably construct something out of it.
Albeit, those who perpetuate this hoax are far more capable than an elementary student, they can be somewhat convincing. However, no matter how smart, they can't reasonably expect a critical thinking person to believe that out of scattered bones they can presume to know the exact shape of the creature that supposedly had those bones. If I were a betting man, I'd give them the pieces to any sizable LEGO set without the box or the instructions and see if their probing and agile mind can create the shape the pieces were meant to be in.
That challenge itself would be much much easier, for there are, "scientists" who have claimed to reconstruct an entire dinosaur species out of a few teeth. I could go on with this, but my point being, there is much to be questioned. If you have a rebuttal to what I'm saying, and are willing to be reasonably civil about it, I'd be willing to answer any questions and of you have.
1 LongPostBot 2018-09-26
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1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
We will see what you believe when /u/cdace finally brings them 🦕 forth from the plasma fold and the judge and consume us all!
Deadass you’ll be the first eaten and will be begging for theropod and sauropod mercy!!
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
Get your nasty pasta outta here this is a sacred dinothread 🦖🦖🦖
1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-26
Cant commit to a favorite atm, but I need notch or space daddy to fund the cloning resurrection of one of these little idiots so I can give it a loving home
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
That thing looks badass, kinda reminds me of a mix between a rodent /chicken/ and velociraptor.
There is one guy that is trying to turn chickens into raptors, he managed to give them teeth and a tail that is about it.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-26
I'll take 20! 😍😍😍
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
It will give you a loving home in its stomach
1 Basically_Trash 2018-09-26
When did bird posting stop? Dino posting looks lame
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Bird posting?
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
A true disciple
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
lol
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-09-26
dddinosaurs are nazis.
Don't let them fool you with their appeal to science
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
That looks suspiciously like CGI, or that poor Cerepoda was the result of Nazi time travel experiments, and forced dino-eugenics🦖🦕...Disgusting 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
You fell for a trick. The dinosaurs 🦖 don’t believe in an aryan race of humans being superior; the dinosaurs 🦖 know they are superior to all humans no matter their race or creed
1 mr_meowsters 2018-09-26
Allosaur is T H I C C
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Therizinosaur is getting ready to fuck shit up with those 3 foot claws, but I dunno if he could hand T H I C C Allosaur
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
😍🦖😍
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
I quite like the triceratops. They have nice big horns like any cuck must have. They are also herbivores which is pure faggotry.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
!
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
What?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Triceratops likes bussy and isn’t a cuck.
It isn’t called tricerabottoms... 😤
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
Indeed. Herbivores (and vegetarians/vegans by extension) are peak faggotry.
Horns are cuckoldry. How a triceratops having horns that big isn't a cuck?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
How do you know so much about cuckoldry? I had to google the horn thing, that was pretty deep in the etymology of the word.
Not trying to kinkshame.
As long as you support 🦖🦕 I couldn’t care less.
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-09-26
probably read Othello in college
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-09-26
New studies suggest that the Triceratops is actually just the teenage form of the Torosaurus.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
🤔
Or have you been listening too much to Jack Horner?
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
When the triceratops return you will be gored by their horns
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
WATCH OUT FOR THE METEOR. SUCK IT DOWN, BITCH.
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
Only thing the dinosaurs 🦖 will suck down is all of humanity into their stomach
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
This is very bad for the dinos. Eating a regular ameriburguer would skyrocket the pace of their extintiction.
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
They’ll just shit them out, only digesting the good and shitting out most of the fat
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
How they will do that? Also, americans aren't good on everything.
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
Superior digestive system. They’re decent enough with a side a fava beans and a nice chianti
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
The medical bills say otherwise.
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
Anyone man or dinosaur will get sick eating Indian
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
Finally FINALLY I agree with you. Gimme a hug.
🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
🦖🤗🦖
1 automatic_cluck 2018-09-26
😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍
1 Osterion 2018-09-26
T E R R I B L E
C L A W
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Look at that picture, he’s getting ready to fuck shit up!
What is your favorite dinosaur? 🦖🦕🦖
1 Osterion 2018-09-26
I've always like the armored dinos like the Ankylosaurus.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Great choice 👍
What about it’s cousin Akainacephalus johnson?
1 Osterion 2018-09-26
that's really cool. never heard of that one.
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
They only question that matters 🦖
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-26
Way better than (((PLATY))) posting lmao
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Obviously 🙄
I waited all week for/u/cdace to make a dinopost but he probably is to busy trying to unleash them from the plasma fold. He didn’t even make his monthly informational dinopost for September..
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
I made my monthly post 15 days ago here. I’ve been studying calculus trying to troubleshoot my device for the plasma fold so I haven’t had much time to post about the glorious dinosaurs 🦖
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-26
thank you for your service o7
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
Glad your back 🦖🦖🦖
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
I actually have a calc test tomorrow... shit
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
Fucking same I spent 9 hours today just doing homework due tomorrow before my calculus 3 test
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
I’m gone be done after calc II, my class on ancient IBM assembly language is what is kicking my ass!!
Good luck and may the dinosaurs 🦖 watch over you!!
1 Cdace 2018-09-26
Same to you man! Stay safe so you may become nutrients for our overlords 🦖🦖🦖
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-26
This is totally incorrect
1 high_side 2018-09-26
I'll go with that fucker with the beak and blue neck-sack. He's just there for the drama and has the most festive flair.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
He does have some awesome flair!
1 xxretartistxx 2018-09-26
Cdace is my idol
1 Arthanias 2018-09-26
I'm a big fan of Hypsilophodon.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Hmm... found on of the Isle of Wight and had a parrot beak?
Interesting choice 🦖 !!
1 Fnhatic 2018-09-26
I like the T-Rex's butthole.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Dinosaurs don’t have buttholes, the only have one ☝️ hole for pissing defecating and mating, and it is called a cloaca.
1 Fnhatic 2018-09-26
I'd like to subscribe to more dinosaur butthole facts.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
When they return from the plasma fold amd rule over us all they will consume you as sustenance and you will exit through a dinosaur 🦖 cloaca.
1 philoponeria 2018-09-26
I'm more into the Triceratops
1 niggerpenis 2018-09-26
Get the fuck out of here.
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-26
Are you more aroused if you think of those things on his chin as testicle or udders?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Testicles, obliviously.
1 Cholestorol-kun 2018-09-26
what are good water type dinosaurs for beginners?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
I’d say spinosaurus, there is one called predator x but it was more of a marine reptile https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pliosaurus#pliosaurus_funkei
1 froibo 2018-09-26
Giant chubby murder zebra-turkey
1 ason 2018-09-26
My favorite is the gay turkey zebra.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-09-26
I was a WWII kid, I didn't care about Dino's. They should've had a world war
1 niggerpenis 2018-09-26
I like the little dude on the bottom right. What kind of dinosaur is he?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Jianianhualong tengi? Possibly...
1 SlashFang 2018-09-26
What are the white zebra types called?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
Therizinosaurus
1 SlashFang 2018-09-26
Is that a t Rex in front of it?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-09-26
I think it’s an allosaurus or something because of the horns.