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Do you think for even a second that what pretend reddit cops think fucking matters to me? Do you know how far fucking beneath me you are? You realize reddit isn't important to people with careers, hobbies and friends, right? Please keep replying. I want to see if you hit that inevitable epiphany that you are in fact pathetic, and that if you bragged about this little vignette to someone outside of reddit, someone with accomplishments, they would look at you with the same disgust I feel right now. I would be embarrassed to know you. Even being'banned for ToS' would mean nothing to me, and you cant even do that. Your impotence nauseates me. I live in a world devoid of your wretched kind. Now go line up for a fast food chain opening or a star wars movie you absolute tool.
And if you weren't fucking illiterate you'd see both of those were obviously in jest. Don't worry, you're not the first reddit detective with too many chromosomes.
I like how you're desperately trying to find out more about me by going through my post history, in effect trying to doxx me, and not seeing how retarded that is considering the subject matter. Oblivious to you, for certain, another pearl before the swine in this herd of microcephalic untrainables dressed up in lab coats.
Yeah😂they👄piss💦and😥they🍆piss🍆and 🙌✅ they 👫👥 nut and they ✊🏽 nut and 💰 they 👧📚 pissing on 🔛🚟 me 🏿👸 Penis on 🏿💦 my 👉 booty 😩 left 👈🚶 a 👉 nut 💦🥜 on 🔛 my 👨👈 sheets 🛏❓ Fucking 🍆➡ with 👦♠ no 💰 lube 🚰 is like 💖🚟 a struggle 😫😥 for 🍆 me Dont 🙅🏻 pull up with 😭👌 60 men 👮 to clap on 👌 my cheeks You know 😱 how 😦 I 🏻 like when ⏰ you 👉 suck it 💯 to sleep 🛌🛌 Sitting ♿♿ on 💯 his 👇💦 dick 👴🍆 and 👌 then he 🏽 kiss 👄😚 me 😂 Yes I 💦👁 like the semen 💦💦 that 💦 you left ⬅ on 👇 my sheets 🛏🛏 Hope 🤞🏼 I 🌈🚫 get that penis in 🍆👉 my 💆 butt cheeks Yeah Im gone 😫😫 ride 🍑 the 👅🌽 penis till 😅 I shit 💩🎃 on that d 🗣 Cum jam, cum 💦👌 jam 🎶
Do you think for even a second that what pretend reddit cops think fucking matters to me? Do you know how far fucking beneath me you are? You realize reddit isn't important to people with careers, hobbies and friends, right? Please keep replying. I want to see if you hit that inevitable epiphany that you are in fact pathetic, and that if you bragged about this little vignette to someone outside of reddit, someone with accomplishments, they would look at you with the same disgust I feel right now. I would be embarrassed to know you. Even being'banned for ToS' would mean nothing to me, and you cant even do that. Your impotence nauseates me. I live in a world devoid of your wretched kind. Now go line up for a fast food chain opening or a star wars movie you absolute tool.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-27
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1 Assy-McGee 2018-09-27
Spicy pasta 🍝 🌶
1 Matues49 2018-09-27
And if you weren't fucking illiterate you'd see both of those were obviously in jest. Don't worry, you're not the first reddit detective with too many chromosomes.
I like how you're desperately trying to find out more about me by going through my post history, in effect trying to doxx me, and not seeing how retarded that is considering the subject matter. Oblivious to you, for certain, another pearl before the swine in this herd of microcephalic untrainables dressed up in lab coats.
1 MrGoodieMob 2018-09-27
It doesnt matter but also im going to waste my whole day freaking out about it
1 Blinwar 2018-09-27
MODS LOOK HE'S PINGING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 ineedmorealts 2018-09-27
Because you emoji post
1 Blinwar 2018-09-27
If me 😃 or my girl 😍 👰 ever see 👀 this meme 😂 again, catch me 🏃 at MY funeral 😭 🌹 because I will have KILLED myself 😃 🔫
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-09-27
Yeah😂they👄piss💦and😥they🍆piss🍆and 🙌✅ they 👫👥 nut and they ✊🏽 nut and 💰 they 👧📚 pissing on 🔛🚟 me 🏿👸 Penis on 🏿💦 my 👉 booty 😩 left 👈🚶 a 👉 nut 💦🥜 on 🔛 my 👨👈 sheets 🛏❓ Fucking 🍆➡ with 👦♠ no 💰 lube 🚰 is like 💖🚟 a struggle 😫😥 for 🍆 me Dont 🙅🏻 pull up with 😭👌 60 men 👮 to clap on 👌 my cheeks You know 😱 how 😦 I 🏻 like when ⏰ you 👉 suck it 💯 to sleep 🛌🛌 Sitting ♿♿ on 💯 his 👇💦 dick 👴🍆 and 👌 then he 🏽 kiss 👄😚 me 😂 Yes I 💦👁 like the semen 💦💦 that 💦 you left ⬅ on 👇 my sheets 🛏🛏 Hope 🤞🏼 I 🌈🚫 get that penis in 🍆👉 my 💆 butt cheeks Yeah Im gone 😫😫 ride 🍑 the 👅🌽 penis till 😅 I shit 💩🎃 on that d 🗣 Cum jam, cum 💦👌 jam 🎶
1 lickedTators 2018-09-27
Let's all immigrate to TMOR and start pinging some good lolcows.
1 pepperouchau 2018-09-27
Can I at least ping him to ask for his tortilla soup recipe?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-09-27
Can we make a new uncucked sub called toplulzofreddit?
1 i_wish_i_was_dead___ 2018-09-27
Do you think for even a second that what pretend reddit cops think fucking matters to me? Do you know how far fucking beneath me you are? You realize reddit isn't important to people with careers, hobbies and friends, right? Please keep replying. I want to see if you hit that inevitable epiphany that you are in fact pathetic, and that if you bragged about this little vignette to someone outside of reddit, someone with accomplishments, they would look at you with the same disgust I feel right now. I would be embarrassed to know you. Even being'banned for ToS' would mean nothing to me, and you cant even do that. Your impotence nauseates me. I live in a world devoid of your wretched kind. Now go line up for a fast food chain opening or a star wars movie you absolute tool.
1 PugAndChips 2018-09-27
Fresh-a copypast-a
1 allendrio 2018-09-27
This is literally how every conservatard board gets banned.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-09-27
BUT WE'RE BEING PERSECUTED
1 froibo 2018-09-27
Is he sourcing that website posted here that said she was an African American jew?
1 DistortedLines 2018-09-27
lol this made them angry
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-09-27
"doxing" Have people forgotten what is doxing?
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1 TrailerParkBride 2018-09-27
Hell is empty, the devils are here.