Space Daddy NOOOOOOOOOO

115  2018-09-27 by TehAlpacalypse

46 comments

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And TESLA down 30 points after market.

Lmao he needs to get off twitter.

Has anyone's twitter account ever benefitted them

Orange Daddy seems to have advanced his career somewhat.

SEC confirmed pedos 😠😠😠

get em 😍🚀 space daddy 🚀😍

"This calculation resulted in a price of $419, and Musk stated that he rounded the price up to $420 because he had recently learned about the number's significance in marijuana culture and thought his girlfriend 'would find it funny, which admittedly is not a great reason to pick a price.'"

jesus christ lmao

Just round up to the next meme number. Isn't that how you go private?

Any sane board would have a CEO terminated immediately for something like this.

Tesla without musk would fail instantly. A lot of the companies appeal is Elon Musk himself imo. Good luck finding funding for tesla without his hypebeast abilities. And good luck trying to run tesla without constant outside financing

Fair enough, but Musk's meme magic is starting to look less like the key to success and more like corporate palliative care

True, he's getting a little unhinged. But unironically that's a part of why people love him, the whole eccentric billionaire you know?

But everybody that ever bet against him got fucked. Just look at how much short interest Tesla's stock usually have yet nobody ever seem to succeed in shorting the stock. So I'm sure he will find a way to make this turns out to be good for tesla lol

nobody ever seem to succeed in shorting the stock I'm sure some shorts have made a nice chunk of change roughly halfway through this past quarter.

Idk about that, the drops were so unpredictable and usually recovered so quickly that you'd have to have really good/long term positions. And the premium was insane for those.

In any case I'd never play against tesla, not because the company is necessarily good but because it's volatility and resistance to bad ERs makes it insanely unpredictable

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I demand someone investigate the Trump Administration ties to the fucking anxiety medication industry.

OK, I'll get right on it.

I demand Daddy removes all anxiety medication. Enough crutches for the weakling losers.

mod elon?

Unironically sad watching Space Daddy tumble down.

Thought he was a pretty righteous dude after what he did for Puerto Rico. Space shit and clean energy shit was pretty cool, too.

That's what

That's what you get when you cross Republicans, Russians and automotive companies.

Republicans

clean energy

I didnt know they had a tesla that runs on clean coal

Space Daddy cucked again by SEC pedos rip in peace

i hope he has secured his lawyer's fundings with all of his legal troubles lol

I wish my puts would do that shit. Reeee

I'm not used to this either. I'm sure I'll find a way to fuck it up tomorrow morning

Aren't you guys supposed to be naturally good at this? Are you sure you're a Jew?

The money that matters is wisely invested, options trading is just legal gambling tbh

Sounds about right.

t. child of futures trader

Was your childhood spent moving back and forth between mansions & flophouses?

Fortunately he wasn't so deluded as to stay on the floor when the profit dried up for good and did a career pivot. Has never given it up completely though, still tries to trade on the side as far as I know.

Ah, the kid of a CME floor trader. I've always wondered if they ever grow up normal. But since you post on /r/drama, I think I've answered my own question.

Ah, the kid of a CME floor trader. I've always wondered if they ever grew up normal. But since you post on /r/drama, I think I've answered my own question.

The worst part is I'm probably one of the closest to normal among them.

You need to tell this to the guys over at r/wallstreetbet

1 contract

Commit to the Muskocide.

Did you just earn more than ten dollars in one day?! I should get into trading, wow.

Did you just earn more than ten dollars in one day?!

something like that

I feel antisemitism welling inside me tbh. And my grandpa was a Jew.

Dis gon b gud

what? all he did was sabotage stock prices!

manipulate stock prices

In the same way posting on Tumblr makes you a self-published author.

maybe if Tumblr was a physical medium

PAWLLLL I TOLD TELSA AINT PLAYED NOBODY

Musktards on suicide watch over space daddy's expected fuck ups