Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on dicks, and your own dick in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.

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false. the true r/drama mascot animal is a ferret.

everything they do is super dramatic.

I guess this makes sense because the majority of people across the globe give absolutely no shits about ferrets but the handful that is into them goes way overboard and are fucking weirdos.

people across the globe give absolutely no shits about ferrets

they're literally the third most popular pet in the world behind cats and dogs friendo.

but the rest of your assessment is true.

While I thank you for helping me to learn more about the surprisingly high (and concerning?) amount of ferret ownership in the US, it doesn't quite look like they quite make it to #3: https://www.avma.org/KB/Resources/Statistics/Pages/Market-research-statistics-US-pet-ownership.aspx

Also, they're super mean and will bite the ankles of whoever feeds them.

no they aren't. anyone who has mean ferrets is just an asshole.

This doesn't work for /r/drama, but it certainly explains my ex

What about the noble platty? Or stately dino?

r/mothmemes

Funnt