Just a reminder that I’m better than most of you

32  2018-09-30 by HodorTheDoorHolder

I’m attending an important film event. It’s not that big a deal to me because I’ve been to these kinds of events many times in the past but this is the first time I’ve mentioned it here. Anyway, I have to go have drinks and socialize so I’ll be unavailable for the rest of tonight. 😎

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Probably true 🤓

lol it’s not really that important of an event tbh

Dear Sub-Human Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2018. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.

We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.

I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.

The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.

It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.

All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.

So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.

Sincerely, -Ayru_

I took Abuela to a catholic charity event.

Shut up you camocuck

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How?

What is this Jewish magic?

Yes

You stole that from meeeee

Ok smeagol

No u, nerd

I'm on the fence about labeling LOTR as capeshit

At the very least it's white supremacist wank.

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Lol I love this

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I'll have you know I visited a moderately sized liberal city today and saw a family member that hates me. So mind your betters boi.

A guy I know was quoted shit-talking Kavanaugh in the Times this week, two of my ex-girlfriends are married to dudes your mom probably flicked it to back when they were famous, and the unrecognizable back of my head is totally a movie star.

Come at me.

Lol like two janitors arguing over who works at the best financial firm.

nah man i have this pet ferret so i'm pretty sure that automatically means me > you

he could probably beat you up, too.

u/HodoracharacterplayedbyanactualFAGGOTactor, just want to remind you that Mayweather literally walked down McFaggot, something he never did against professionally trained fighters. He usually dances around the ring.

Now don't get butt hurt now. Come to AznIdentity or EasternSunRising.

Don't fucking drag me into your incel sub. Faggot. Coward. Scum. Lowest of the low. GO ████ YOURSELF.

u/HodortheFaggot, just want to remind you that your McFaggot was stumbling half unconscious before the bell of round 10, something Pacquiao certainly didn't do against Mayweather.

Wait fuck was it the Criminal Minds 300th episode event?

How'd it go?

Good.

important film event

no need to be modest, I would brag about attending the Blacked Raw: Raw Dogging Threesome special premier, too. You really don't need to cover up the name, we all know it's the film event of the year.

If I’m ever invited, I would attend an AVN awards.

You're at least my 4th or 5th favorite mod, so watch your bussy around those movie types. Don't turn into another #metoo statistic.

If you're gonna status signal, at least do it right and don't forget to name drop some celebrities. (You're totally welcome to lie, of course - I'm not the boss of you.)