Man claims to be a minority business owner after DNA test shows he’s 4% African

7  2018-09-30 by CheerlessLeader

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He is worse than a Jew, he is—may Allah forgive me for saying this—a SRDine.

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He told them he was a member of the NAACP and subscribed to Ebony magazine — and provided his DNA results, as well as a 1916 death certificate for a black woman who he claimed was kin.

Woke

I listen to Drake and R Kelly, but you don't hear me claiming to be a pedophile 😏

“It is nonsensical for Mr. Taylor to claim that he has encountered social and economic disadvantage due to a heritage he was not aware of until the DNA test conducted in 2010,” a DBE employee wrote in a letter.

Cut and dry.

Maybe he just wasn't aware of his oppression on account of his minority status? They're always saying that Whites commit acts of racism they don't know of, certainly it's possible to experience racism without realising it

It's true, the mayo ape steals everything including oppression itself, the cycle never ends

Why would he pursue the 4% African instead of the big dick 6% indigenous American? Fewer people would be able to call you out for not being a "visibly identifiable" minority and you'd get the +10 gambling racial passive.

Because he's shooting for the moon