Ok I just checked out that sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. We're are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
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Donald stepped out of the shower and into the luxurious hotel room he and Kim shared. It made him ecstatic to think that he was engaged to the Kim Jong Un. Sure, he was having an affair with Melania, but she could be dealt with later. For now, Kim lay on the bed, waiting for him. He strode over to the two-hundred-ninety pound man and sat next to him. He leaned down and they shared a tender kiss. Kim pulled away first, worry perceptible on his features
“But Donald senpai, what about Putin?”
“Don’t you worry about Vladimir, Kimmy,” Donald ran a hand through the Korean man’s dark hair, “he’s just jealous of our love.”
“Oh, Donny, he’s humiliated us so many times!”
Donald leaned down once more and placed a gentle kiss on Kim’s forehead. “It’ll be okay, don’t worry, the blackmail I have on him is HUGE.” Kim smiled and leaned into the kiss, “You’re right, Donny, I shouldn’t let Putin worry me.”
“Now scoot over so I can lay down too!”
“Only if you call me ‘daddy’!”
“Okay Kim Daddy. Just let me lay down.”
They fell asleep in eachother's warm embrace, sharing whispers of passion and love. All the while, forgetting about Vladimir Putin. However, in the window of the hotel across from where they lay, there he stood with binoculars, observing. Putin. The corners of his mouth slowly upturn, revealing a sickening smirk and crooked teeth. As Kim finally fell asleep, he swore he heard Putin’s cackle in the distance.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-09-30
Ok I just checked out that sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. We're are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-30
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1 Voltar134 2018-09-30
OwO
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-30
☭w☭
1 Paul_PillowFort 2018-09-30
Has this been made into gay porn yet? Getting a hardeaux just thinking about it
1 Voltar134 2018-09-30
French fags gtfo
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-09-30
'Kimmy plays hide the salami with Daddy'
1 allendrio 2018-09-30
someone start a crowdfunding campaign how much does it cost to shoot gay porn?
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-09-30
I'd say about $10,000: https://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2016/04/what-it-costs-to-film-a-porn-video/477048/
1 allendrio 2018-09-30
I think so because hes a mod, there is the issue of NK actually taking revenge though.
1 DaeshStatePatriot 2018-09-30
So this sub allows discrimination against homosexuals now?
1 froibo 2018-09-30
When the moon hits your eyes like pepperoni so big on a pizza it's like little pizzas on a pizza that's amore!
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-09-30
this is a fucking masterpiece and any attempt to expand on it or make a joke out of it is a blight on its perfection
1 IAmAN00bie 2018-09-30
Does that mean we'll have two Daddies soon?
1 GigoloJuggalo 2018-09-30
Donald stepped out of the shower and into the luxurious hotel room he and Kim shared. It made him ecstatic to think that he was engaged to the Kim Jong Un. Sure, he was having an affair with Melania, but she could be dealt with later. For now, Kim lay on the bed, waiting for him. He strode over to the two-hundred-ninety pound man and sat next to him. He leaned down and they shared a tender kiss. Kim pulled away first, worry perceptible on his features
“But Donald senpai, what about Putin?”
“Don’t you worry about Vladimir, Kimmy,” Donald ran a hand through the Korean man’s dark hair, “he’s just jealous of our love.”
“Oh, Donny, he’s humiliated us so many times!”
Donald leaned down once more and placed a gentle kiss on Kim’s forehead. “It’ll be okay, don’t worry, the blackmail I have on him is HUGE.” Kim smiled and leaned into the kiss, “You’re right, Donny, I shouldn’t let Putin worry me.”
“Now scoot over so I can lay down too!”
“Only if you call me ‘daddy’!”
“Okay Kim Daddy. Just let me lay down.”
They fell asleep in eachother's warm embrace, sharing whispers of passion and love. All the while, forgetting about Vladimir Putin. However, in the window of the hotel across from where they lay, there he stood with binoculars, observing. Putin. The corners of his mouth slowly upturn, revealing a sickening smirk and crooked teeth. As Kim finally fell asleep, he swore he heard Putin’s cackle in the distance.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-09-30
h o t
1 Punished_Eva 2018-09-30
ahahahahahahaha
make love, not war
1 DefectiveDelfin 2018-09-30
Imagine their wrinkly, old, toad cocks rubbing up against each other.
No thanks.