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Okay, there's A LOT TO UNPACK HERE. Platy is mobile and carrying some firepower, but he's not actually armored. Also he doesn't have any antitank firepower. What is his role on the modern battlefield? I'm not sure this is the message we want to send about armored units in the post-2016 era.
In the great Bussy-lmao wars of 22XX, fuel and fossil resources will be scarce: humanity has reverted to animal as a means of transportation, by providing them with the necessary equipment to fight alongside the Dramanauts. Platunits are light anti-CA units, provided with the best armor r/drama could provide: radical centrism.
lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That’s what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
What an asshole. Like imagine if some fine sauropod 🦕🦕🦕chick comes nuzzling up to you with her long neck and you're like "sorry, but I'm not into herbivores!" This is the most homosexual behavior imaginable, and by "homo" I mean the genus.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-09-30
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1 Redactor0 2018-09-30
Okay, there's A LOT TO UNPACK HERE. Platy is mobile and carrying some firepower, but he's not actually armored. Also he doesn't have any antitank firepower. What is his role on the modern battlefield? I'm not sure this is the message we want to send about armored units in the post-2016 era.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-30
In the great Bussy-lmao wars of 22XX, fuel and fossil resources will be scarce: humanity has reverted to animal as a means of transportation, by providing them with the necessary equipment to fight alongside the Dramanauts. Platunits are light anti-CA units, provided with the best armor r/drama could provide: radical centrism.
1 Redactor0 2018-09-30
If you believe in your heart that radical centrism will protect you, it will stop bullets. 😇
1 muffler_kek 2018-09-30
Nanomachines son
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2018-09-30
That's the 30×173 mm GAU-8/A Avenger autocannon firing ap shells.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-09-30
Which don't penetrate modern armor, which is why everyone is upgunning to 40mm
1 charming_tainter 2018-09-30
He's obviously support for recon units...you can't tell but he's moving pretty fast. Also that tail comes in handy for cqc
1 froibo 2018-09-30
PLATY-TAT-TAT
1 SageKnows 2018-09-30
lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That’s what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
1 Redactor0 2018-09-30
What an asshole. Like imagine if some fine sauropod 🦕🦕🦕chick comes nuzzling up to you with her long neck and you're like "sorry, but I'm not into herbivores!" This is the most homosexual behavior imaginable, and by "homo" I mean the genus.
1 Shark_life 2018-09-30
/u/cdace did you make this pasta?
1 Cdace 2018-09-30
Nope I don’t make pasta I consume it
1 Pewkie 2018-09-30
Besides, your favorite dinosaur is the spinosaurus. You wouldn't be caught dead with a white TRex
1 Cdace 2018-09-30
Gross
1 Pewkie 2018-09-30
That was supposed to be whore, but my auto-correct was still active on this new phone...
1 Cdace 2018-09-30
T-Rex 🦖 is still a superior dinosaur and species just below the Spinosaurus. They will consume all of humanity with Spinosaurus and other dinosaurs 🦕
1 wewladin 2018-09-30
Im. A flak 88 bigot
1 nicerredditaccount 2018-09-30
Which Metal Slug is this from???
1 OniTan 2018-09-30
Ackshuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuly, that's a machine gun, not a canon.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-09-30
No that's a Kodak
1 Cdace 2018-09-30
Superior Armored Unit
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-09-30
❤❤❤
1 imissyouseattle 2018-09-30
Imagine coming home and being Zerg rushed by 20-30 of these ❤️️