Cosmology of Nu-enlightenment

154  2018-09-30 by mukumukum9

72 comments

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BUGMEN *people who think this image is a joke *soda drinkers *casual floride drinkers

You're my alt, you should know.

I thought YOU were my alt? At least that's what you said with your third account, trany poster. You also forgot to block me, like the usual

Blocked.

That's more like it

I thought bug men were ((them)).

No, bugmen are unwilling agents of the joos.

Keep up.

🤔

Also people who force platty meme on /r/drama should be there

doesn’t drink soda

thinks people who drink soda (like 99% of the population) are weird nerds

uses weird nerd slang for weird nerds

Imagine being this autistic

Lmao, the red-headed step child of DDF trying hard, on his 9th alt, to be accepted by the centipedos

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the kind of people who only go to a gym to walk 45 minutes on a treadmill.

Ok, that makes more sense

The way it was phrased sounded like getting regular exercise makes you a pawn of the Jewlluminati

no. they clearly mean cardio advocates.

Hot girls? They're not swole, but they don't really have to be

the hottest girls at least put in some effort for their legs, glutes, and shoulders. Then the best girls just do everything. It's not like they can get swole easily anyway.

Here I was thinking I'm just too lazy to do cardio in addition to strength training, but it turns out I've been sticking it to the Jews.

don't do that, be lazy, cardio kills gains

Low cardio literally means low testosterone lmao

Cardio that isn’t intense is amazing for test and the immune system, you’re stupid if you work out and don’t do any

As an anime fan I object to sharing a circle with filthy, disgusting cardio advocates.

Ayn Rand Supports
(see: Satanists)

WTF I love Satan now.

Posadism is a jewel.

Servants of Bogdanoffs REPRESENT!

Who are the Bogdanoffs? Can I get a rundown?

  • Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
  • In contact with aliens
  • Possess psychic-like abilities
  • Control france with an iron but fair fist
  • Own castles & banks globally
  • Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
  • Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
  • Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
  • First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
  • both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
  • Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
  • They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
  • You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
  • The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
  • They learned fluent French in under a week
  • Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
  • The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
  • In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Anything else?

He bought?

Dump it.

ACTIVATE IT.

Where was this on the chart?

bottom third of the "Agents of Destruction" pyramid.

But what if I'm a DIY-vaccinating Nazbol Less-wronger nihilist Dr. Who fan who follows the tech world and watches Joe Rogan?

Source? Or is this an OP original?

the first time I saw this was last year on Logo's twitter, might be older

I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Damn, you are one supreme gate-keeping faggot.

Where my based fellow Green Pilled "Enlightened" niggas at?

Wtf I thought I was on r/worldbuilding

this is retarded

Needs a phat momruepari watermark

now that would be pretty fuckin woke

I'm learning all sorts of fun words today

Real question: Is this sub an incel sub in disguise? I'm starting to think so, but I would like some confirmation, please.

we're incels but from the left

Ahh, ok. Thank you.

A lot of people here are. A lot of people are just here to laugh at then

This is actually hilarious. Thanks mumu!

does "Orthodox Christians" here mean actual members of the Eastern Church community or groypers with ☦ in their twitter names

New wallpaper ty

What is this shit and why should I bother actually reading all the randomly scattered text

Ever laugh at a halfway house filled with spergs as you walk by it?

I don't really walk by halfway houses that much, so I guess no?

Absolutely shit graph.

Bitch.

God has nothing to do with soy. It's about being beta. There are alpha atheists.

That dumb faggot is not even an atheist. He is a troglodyte disguised as human.

don't say that about your god

But what about people the think that god is dead?

tag urself

Yaaas im enlightened! Spectacle sorcerers represent!

Where are the pedos?

Goy toys overlapping with Nick Land apostles

Whoever made this was a heathen.

Astral Walker gang who up

The Anti-Negarestani Revolutionary Armed Forces

based. and. redpilled.

how the fuck you gonna put radical centrists in with alex jones admirers ffs

Why not? When you’re this woke, both of those groups are just tools of the status quo.

why? it looks like someone made this a time ago to try and be funny by being strange?

This is quality bait.

SOYBOYS

*Xeno-philes

M8 I dunno about you but if I saw a hot alien twink I'd slam that ass faster than you could say Xenu

shoegaze and midwestern emo fans

now I am offended

Where's the secular humanists, smart guy?!