French president visiting the colonies.

116  2018-09-30 by error404brain

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Is Macron's mom/wife finally pimping him out?

God, I hope. My political fanfic require it.

When having a mommy gf goes too far.

Looks promising.

Hot

Is he on the location of a blacked.com shoot?

Nah, at a bankrobber home.

why? and who are the two black dudes? and why don't they wear shirts?

why?

To convince him to become a productive member of society trough saying his mom would be sad otherwise. (I am not even joking)

and who are the two black dudes?

The right one is the bank robber I believe, no clue for the left one.

and why don't they wear shirts?

It's in one of our colonies in the caribean, it's hot as fuck outside.

so the French president stopped by to hold an intervention for some bankrobber. Weird.

Our best president are all weirdo. At least he isn't fucking everything that wear a skirt, which make him better than most our presidents.

yeah, he just has a cougar fetish

I loved that election you had where a fractured vote on the left lead to a choice between Le Pen and Chirac, leading to the immortal slogan "Vote for the crook, not the Nazi."

"Votez escroc, pas facho" would be better translated in "vote crook, not fash". I was kinda wondering what you were talking about at first, ahaha.

"Votez escroc, pas facho" would be better translated in "vote crook, not fash". I was kinda wondering what you were talking about at first, ahaha.

In Louisiana once David Duke made it into the general vs a notoriously corrupt politician, and people had a slogan "Vote for the lizard, not the wizard".

I liked you guys when you had actual french secularism tbqvhwy

I liked you guys when you had actual french secularism tbqvhwy

Same. Having Fillon push the christian angle, and Hammon the "look, islamism is great" was really fucking disappointing tbh.

And I am going to have to reee if we have to talk about Macron support for religion.

when's your next election? Le Pen gonna run again?

2019, the european elections and yes, of course she is going to, she need the eurobucks.

You guys do the Presidential election for that too?

Does she do better or worse than last time?

You guys do the Presidential election for that too?

Nah, it's a proportional.

Does she do better or worse than last time?

the FN normally do better (25% at the last european election) in the european than normally.

I am pretty sure she is going to hit a wall in the next elections because Phillipot will be a spoiler for her and steal the gay/city vote from her.

I am pretty sure she is going to hit a wall in the next elections because Phillipot will be a spoiler for her and steal the gay/city vote from her.

This guy is the other conservative candidate? Different party? Is he less right than Le Pen or just have less Nazi baggage?

Yes I realize i could get most of this from wikipedia or whatever but I appreciate the actual citizen explanation/opinion.

This guy is the other conservative candidate? Different party? Is he less right than Le Pen or just have less Nazi baggage?

He was her campaign manager (I am not really sure it translate well, because burgerland doesn't have a prime minister position like France, but in very short something like campaign manager+the other person on the ticket (the one that would become the vice president) would be a good way to see what he was).

He broke off because he ate a kebab, and some conservative ree'ed him out (he was the on responsible for Le Pen rise/failure to succeed depending on who you ask, and the hard line wanted him out because he is gay and not nazi.)

He has a lot less nazi bagage, coming originally from a far left party. So if he succeed he could very well eat the FN. Or he could finish like magret (another person that broke off from the FN and lamentably failed).

Tl;dr : He is an outspoken gay that is anti immigration. He was responsible for the dediabolisation campaign of MLP, which changed how french saw her from literal nazi to racist authoritarian.

Magnifique explanation. Merci, frogbro.

No issue, leaflet.

I liked it when they had an absolutist monarch.

Do you also happen to be a white Amerilard? Asking for a friend.

I'll answer you if you offer me Chinese-grade concrete-infused opioids.

At least he isn't fucking everything that wear a skirt

That's only because he's a bum boy

At least he isn't fucking everything that wear a skirt

That's only because he's a bum boy

Why do you guys even give a shit over your former colonies tbh

Spain hasn't looked at Cuba, Mexico, Venezuela ,etc in years so what makes these hoodrats special?

Why do you guys even give a shit over your former colonies tbh

This one is still part of the French empire state.

Yeah but these guys are quite literally bottom of the barrel scum. I don't see what's so beneficial about talking to them unless he wants to score brownie points with the migrants

Yeah but these guys are quite literally bottom of the barrel scum.

They are important to be kept relativelly happy so we keep being the biggest country (at least by EEZ) in the world.

They have a space station in one of them

France actually gets a lot of international political power through its influence in its former colonies. Support in the UN, etc... They do it for a reason.

what is the general french opinion of this so far?

Some leftist reeing at him, strangely no reeing from the right wing, from what I see.

Weirdly he's like Trump's favorite foreign leader. Even though when he was elected he was fawned over as the anti-Trump.

He's not even that far to the left on immigration

lol

>macron.

>left on anything

What burgers actually believes. smh.

noirci.fr

No. He’s filming a scene for dogfart.com’s cuckoid scenes: La passion du président.

HOT TWINK BOI GETS FUCKED BY TWO BBC RIGHT IN THE BUSSY

WHILE SCHOOLMARM WIFE WATCHES

excuse me mayo is a daddy-otter hybrid get it right hetero

This has to be a porno

Can't believe you would post a screencap of this hot porn without a link to the sauce.

They're about 30 years too young for Macron tho

Why are you people the way that you are

Drain bamage.

What's the actual context for this lmao

do you think he got his monies worth??

Ni**as in Paris

This is a former colony actually, not Paris. Parisian niggers at least can afford a shirt.

wow, how dramatic

Holy shit it looks like they are about to kiss.